My son only knows ISIS as a failed elevator from the 2000s & I think I’ll keep it that way for now. #daesh t.co/NTjx1GPZd…
OMG AWS SMS MFA for IAM BBQ! t.co/CXsbhmFrS…
So @rdio goes out of business, but also…streaming pays artists next to nothing. So where does the money go?
I like Amazon’s Solidarité tribute. Interestingly, at amazon.fr they have no deals at all. At *.com & *.co.uk they have deals if you scroll.
Good support email: “Saying I love someone’s marketing makes me feel like Winston Smith at the end of 1984 saying that he loved Big Brother”
Just had an idea for a tweet that was so bad, I didn’t want to risk that tweet drafts may someday get hacked.
There are so so many, with millions of views, all set to this same song: t.co/fArwhE9M4…
My toddler has introduced me to some of the most surreal YouTube videos I have seen. t.co/IAJeCQW6n…
The first one I’ve ever been tempted by. t.co/P7lCwx28L…
What do conservatives dread hearing their crazy liberal relatives bring up at the Thanksgiving dinner table?
We messed something up in this world when “humans no longer need to do that task” is bad news for the majority of the population.
Isn’t it amazing how much better everything works now that we’ve all been asked to rate from 1-10 if we’d recommend something to a friend?
As if the error didn’t make me feel bad enough, you have to go and start calling me names. t.co/4iGc5Mc38…
You might think people who own & run monogram shops would be knowledgable and interested in typography if you’ve never been in one.
How long after the first advertisement do you think someone said “well, it got you talking about it, so I guess the ad worked!” to a griper?
Using @slackhq makes me more productive, except when I spend 10 minutes trying to find Party Popper emoji only to find out it’s called tada.
Are you a robot? Let’s see if you can read “Both Words” here: t.co/W0HMRGTy9…
All right, Internet, it’s been too many years since you taught me something like washing my hands or folding clothes. Whatcha got?
My guess is that two higher-ups at Twitter couldn’t agree whether it was fav or fave and “like” was the arbitrated solution.
Let’s ask every politician (reasonably) ridiculing Ben Carson’s pyramid-as-grain-silo theory if they believe Noah’s Ark is factual.
Connect 4 Variant, toddler edition: I win if I can block @___ from ever getting any 4 in a row, alternating turns as normal. (1-1 so far).
I have to say, I’m not sure about this new Doctor Who intro: t.co/qXU6fywXc…