I’m sure you’ve wondered what it’d be like if a puppet troll sang Cee Lo’s best song only using super-short words: t.co/GhA2WtWyy…
Naming things is hard. t.co/cVOLqINjW…
As SmartCar safety features get added, there will be a time a car knows how to prevent a crash but doesn’t, breaking Asimov’s inaction rule.
I’m no dinosaur expert, but I’ve got a feeling this isn’t quite right: t.co/Jxwb9ELAH…
Ouch. t.co/BQC08fMUE…
People say Twitter is failing because it’s too complex. I open Snapchat and just stare, no idea what I’m supposed to do.
If you’re not in the St. Louis area, you missed the best Super Bowl ad: t.co/b1VGrdi3m…
Parenting done right: t.co/rPpnzxDPT…
How screwed is your sport when the commissioner feels it’s necessary to say that he would allow his son to play that sport.
There’s no good way to share panoramic shots. t.co/i9oQudw7Q…
I wonder if the dwarfs are tall enough to ride the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train. (@ Seven Dwarfs Mine Train) t.co/L3HXtoOcj…
Morocco, widely known as land of the best background wallpapers. t.co/LmKL3LwIA…
TIL: I am older than the first printed use of “tiramisu” - t.co/w2j08JGma…
Celebrate Ground Hog day by having the day you wouldn’t mind repeating thousands of times. t.co/axXH4p1uT…
A+ Wikipedia entry: “American jurisprudence was later modernized to exclude the use of apparitions and dreams as evidence in trials.”
I pissed off Nissan so much, they’re sponsoring an anti-Meh hashtag war. t.co/JEgLog0LZ… t.co/sTe1nfQAA…
Which comes last? Drone deliveries, self-driving cars, people on Mars, or video conferencing that just works.
Every presidential candidate has tweeted more than every Twitter board member except Jack & Ev. t.co/LxkkgC63S…
Sites that ask if you trust this device should have a button to take it back that could say “I was betrayed.”
There’s like a Godwin’s Law for post-2011 Mac help desk discussions where someone will inevitably invoke Steve Jobs (& often his death).
Abe Vigoda ruined a lot of people’s celebrity deadpool lists for a lot of years: t.co/QjVx4lhuX…