I’m bummed the barber shop is closed, but I am impressed with their signage: t.co/OUwiqVTXB…
Europeans must be confused visiting Seattle & finding out the green cross is not for pharmacy but for medical marijuana dispensary.
Now that I have fancy asymmetrical bread I realized you can put the peanut butter on the wrong side.
I have no @tonxcoffee shirt, which means none of you have signed up and you’re all drinking crappy coffee. Fix that! t.co/Hr223qHgz…
It’s either that I’m great at picking out quality shows from Netflix archives, or I will watch any old crap and like it.
My wife hands me a box from the mail & says “uh, this is ticking.” I open it & say “oh, it’s just moth larva.” #jak04
Get to try out my Seattle saved search again: t.co/fzlNp4lng…
I wish all domains were as well-deserved and well-earned as t.co/aXgYW8Gvg…
Hey North Korea, Adak, Alaska is your closest target. Pay no attention to Seattle. (Heads up, Adak, population 326.)
I don’t particularly fear North Korea’s nuclear long-range missile capability, but I also wouldn’t mind not being in the closest US city.
If you’re having connectivity problems, this lady in the store says her son turned off the Internet again.
The Home Screen selection is a constant reality TV show, with contestants getting voted off & on daily. t.co/XrxFZtJnw…
Autocorrect changed earliest to ear lies, and now I want that to be a slang term for whispered rumors.
Online word count & spell check utilities should offer a paid version allowing you to see what other people are counting & spell checking.
Challenge: Find a YouTube video uploaded before 11/15/05 that uses the phrase “no copyright infringement intended”: t.co/5jajBr3Cc…
Why do papers (and now many “big” blogs) have someone write the headlines other than (and at times in opposition to) the author?
In 2016 I’ll vote for whichever candidate, from whatever party, will get blister packs outlawed and/or execute the manufacturers.
Million-dollar idea: Smart sink - Millions of times/second analyzes if water is splashing out of the sink & adjusts water flow to stop it.
One day I’ll take a day off and spend it replying to every accidental mention in my feed: t.co/y9uN5KCgq…