Dave

Statistically playing back July 20, 2004 Cards Vs. Cubs on the Pennant iPad app. What an amazing game.

Amazingly, IBM was able to build a robot that could buzz in faster than a human!

I bought an LED light bulb 10 years ago, which means I have another 20 years of showing how stupid I was to pay $40 for a din blue light.

Oh Expert Free Bird Guitar Solo G, has anyone solved your mysteries?

I always read the name Carlos as Carl OS.

I want a mash-up show starring GIR from Invader Zim & Adventure Time’s BMO.

The only smoke you get in a restaurant these days is from the oven. @ Serious Pie instagr.am/p/BkCit/

The Daily app telling me I’d need to delete the app before updating it was a good reminder I wanted to delete the app.

Sometimes I see the cats watching me scoop their litter & put it in a bag & I picture them thinking, “What a sicko.”

As expected, the In Focus blog is awesome. 1280px pics! www.theatlantic.com/infocus/ (Congrats @kokogiak)

Idea for heaven: View montages from your life on whatever criteria you want. First up: every high-five I’ve ever given someone.

Million Dollar App ideas developed over lunch: Words With Acquaintances and Words With Myself.

Google now suggests “something different.” Works great searching for dinner: j.mp/fVu72V Weirder searching woot: j.mp/h808ZR

OMG LIGHTNING WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE WHAT WAS THAT OMG!? I think is what I’m supposed to say now that I live in Seattle.

Interesting that the Groupon ads were directed by Christopher Guest. I guess he takes longer formats to get the humor across.

Shortcut for those wondering about the smallest cities in America: j.mp/gAPujD

GoDaddy is fighting Groupon, desperate to stay the most hated ad campaign of 2011.

I kind of love the Internet: gif.mocksession.com/wp-conten…

You know what seems like a terrific idea? Putting your company’s security & stability into domain names run by the government of Columbia.

Which industry is bigger in the US? Meat packing or steel industry?

Fraud alert: Please report anyone asking for bets at halftime - The Puppy Bowl is scandalously pre-recorded.

My @Foursquare idea exists! www.iamdanw.com/made/when…

Proposed rule: When quoting a British person, use British spellings & vice versa. Regardless, BBC & Guardian Super Bowl coverage is great.

Disappointed in my lack of cheese-themed @wootshirt t-shirts.

Cross it off the bucket list: watched a pot boil. Next up, paint drying! Then: Grass growing!