Dave

Name the video game I just got: Rated Teen, Adolescents. Drug Reference Lyrics, Mild Blood.

Having trouble reading my phone. It’s so pixelly. I can’t believe I never noticed before. So very very pixelly.

Attack dogs are used for interrogations. A far more effective technique: give their neighbor a dog that howls & whines every morning at 4am.

Enjoyable email typo of the day: “Hope thongs are going well!”

Free movie idea: Remake Hitchcock’s The Birds, but this time, it’s the oil spill that’s pissed them off. And now they’re the good guys.

My Google personalized background is a security feature to stop anyone else from Googling on my computer: j.mp/as0Vqs

Declaring @__ & I mayors of our backyard: twitpic.com/1to8dk

Matthew wrote a pleasant little tribute to Gary Coleman, RIP: “You Weren’t Short On Charisma” files.woot.com/20100602-…

New theory: Umpire Jim Joyce is a robot time-traveller returned to set things straight. Or make them crooked. We’ll learn by Act Two.

Baseball’s been played 7 months a year for ~120 years, I guess. So 18 times in 840, and then 3 in 1. Or 18 in 25200 days & then 2 in 5.

Seriously, what are the odds that something happening 18 times in ~1320 months happens 3 times in the space of 1?

I use my iPhone like crazy & in the last 6 months I’ve not once hit 25% of at&t’s new proposed cap. Still might pay the extra $5 for now.

The only time it’s still embarrassing to talk about my game console is when I’m on the help line discussing how it’s broken & needs repairs.

What would an iPhone made in the US cost? $399? $599? What if there was a choice?

Two twenty-something guys in row 4 behind home plate with matching Walters jerseys. #brothers?

Rock Band party went well, even with the nearly broken Wii, but lamenting lack of @oakridgeboys songs (especially cover of 7 Nation Army).

Disappointed to not find any Internet tricks on getting the refried beans out of the can.

Got an accidental email from a fabricator asking where to ship me “the composite.” Googled them & they make life-size wooly mammoth models.

Always remember to presume. It nets you all the benefits of assuming without having to deal with the curt vulgar reply.

Pinball inflation: I scored 1.2 BILLION and initiated THIRTEEN BALL multiball. I did get to put my initials in, at least. BUG of course.

Old news by now, but I just discovered the Ms. Pac-Man 2-player Google logo Easter Egg: Click Insert Coin twice. Also: j.mp/bvntpF

It is the future. Monday at the ballgame, I wish Cardinals Russian nesting dolls existed. Today on my mantle: twitpic.com/1pk093

This might be the craziest baseball win % graph I’ve ever seen: twitpic.com/1pjr09

Over the last 10 years, how many games have we won where they scored 5? Lots. How many where we scored 1? Very few. #pitchingNotTheProblem

Can Albert bat second tomorrow?