Dave

Not too much corkball being played at the corkball tourney: twitpic.com/cegl3

Some day I hope the person who decides when Cotton-eyed-Joe plays looks up the original highly racist lyrics on wikipedia.

Confused by Kiss-cam serenade: LOVE STINKS.

Ugh, maybe the most inappropriate wave timing yet.

Learned above the urinal: GEICO is an acronym for Government Employees Insurance COmpany.

Debating with @__ the merits of booing strategically correct intentional walks.

Bizarre full, every ad everywhere in Busch Stadium for coal.

At an average of 100 calories a mile & 3500 calories a pound, LFers burn 4 pounds more a year just from jogging to their positions.

By my quick calculations, over a season, LF, from a right-side dugout, travels over 150 MILES further than 1B does to get to his position.

Common comment in the second half of a brainstorming session: “Who can we find that will help us shoot down this idea we’ve had?”

So La Russa means The Russian in Italian. That presents an interesting genealogy.

It’s unclear why the cat is only obsessed with getting in kitchen cabinets on the east side but it saved me installing ½ the baby locks.

Campers, don’t forget: you can’t spell camouflage without guacomole.

“Passwords must be 6-9 characters in length & must contain at least 1 number & 1 letter.” It’s so stupid to limit a password to 9 letters.

Yikes, the AT&T guy whose email address Pogue posted in the NY Times is on vacation until Monday. That’s going to be a rough return.

Idiotic voicemail instructions must go away: tr.im/uO40 Can we replace with the “Just wait for the beep” rap? #takebackthebeep

My two spelling nemeses: exaggerating and embarrassing

Sorry guys, if I knew that I could’ve just asked for the Cardinal win I would’ve asked a half dozen innings ago.

I certainly did not expect this game to go later than yesterday’s rain delayed one. It’s bedtime guys, time to win it.

Ok, what’s the gag? Ludwick bunting tonight, DeRosa yesterday? Are signs getting confused?

I’d like to see a timeline of the various search technologies Yahoo has used. Inktomi, Google, themselves, now Bing. It feels haphazard.

Most hated word of the day (I know it’s early, but I think this one’s solidly going to win): cosmeceuticals

One of my tweets ( tr.im/uxfL ) turned into a million dollar idea podcast by the incomparable Matthew: tr.im/uxfy

That’s a W! Too late for fireworks?

I wonder how many of these hecklers would take steroids every day for a 1% chance at being a major league baseball player.