How long have I used @tweetbot & never noticed that double-tapping the direct message icon offers to mark all as read?
Capped a day with @___ reading about escalators & watching escalator videos with 2 hours of mall escalator rides. t.co/mnD3PuE4H…
It should be someone’s full time job at @apple to ensure that hitting the home button always works, the first time.
Today @___ got obsessed with the escalators in the Corduroy book. @mental_floss to the rescue: t.co/VH01qRM6b… t.co/Otlp91vAM…
At lunch today, three men wearing suits, in their 40s, debated for 5 minutes what years Tom Cruise was married to Nicole Kidman.
Regretting not naming @___ Moe now that I see t.co/wHjquZwyy… is available.
This feels like it could be a straightforward, honest reading of the feelings in @theonion office right now: t.co/HkP6K5vfO…
Main result of the @hover DDOS attack & DNS downtime seems to be that it reminded me I wanted to go register some more domain names there.
How lame that this guy left his last ecommerce start-up & created a new one that’s just the same in a lot of ways: t.co/XJVjDXpRL…
It’s derided but I like writers enjoying what most find dull: “I found the new connection standard totally exciting.” t.co/069QtiHvC…
.@mattalexand I’ve got a good speech opening: “What does Wordpress mean to you? No, really, what is it? Isn’t it like a blogging thing?”
Got invited to speak at a WordPress conference which is especially flattering considering I’ve never used it & would have nothing to say.
Just tried to watch that excruciating Michael Bay Samsung CES video from last year and I still can’t make it to the end.
Every single day Facebook suggests I should pump some advertising money into the Meh post for the sale that ended yesterday.
I used to look at my Shooting Star search ( t.co/aQmot42M1… ) & see where people were looking up at the sky. Now it’s half lyrics.
I know these Best Of lists have been getting earlier each year, but this is ridiculous. t.co/PMvfZo0lQ…
Just ¯_(ツ)/¯ figured ¯_(ツ)/¯ out ¯_(ツ)/¯ how ¯_(ツ)/¯ to ¯_(ツ)/¯ do ¯_(ツ)/¯ keyboard ¯_(ツ)_/¯ shortcuts. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Ah ha, now that Best Of tweet got RTed enough to make it into my Best Of 2014 list. Take that, @thinkup and your early Best Of lists!