Dave

“There’s no need to wander around the room, bumping your phone.” - Apple’s mobile development chief Craig Federighi

“Touch your iOS device to your Apple TV” t.co/9J6WnP0mV… - wait, what? How/why does that work? (h/t @SteveRiggins)

Boy, @yankeeslose just starts to feel cruel.

The Gamestop employee got a little teary-eyed waxing nostalgically at his boyhood spent playing these games I’m selling from 2007.

Hi, car renter, can you do us a favor & carry around this extra crap because we don’t know what else to do with it? t.co/8xgo5fTZI…

Aim for the punctuation-keyboard & comma, accidentally hit the emoji-keyboard & 🐴 and hit send before noticing.

In iOS 7, the alphabet on the right of the contacts list shows all 26 letters on 4-inch screens & 11 letters + 10 dots on 3.5-inch screens.

I would like @magicrecs to recommend the best @magicrecs parody account.

To make up for @Horse_ebooks I expect to find out that @justinbieber actually is an automated bot.

Imagine if eyes worked like teeth do and you lost your baby eyes, pushed out by adult eyes.

AppleTV with a remote featuring TouchID, logging you into your personal preferences on Netflix, iTunes, and DVR recommendations.

CAPTCHA is getting so difficult I’m starting to think that I might be worse at it than a program I could write.

Returning home before a big move is perhaps the only time you think excitedly, “ooh, maybe we’ve lost all our possessions in a house fire!”

My son can now say M and B sounds. So we talk about amoeba & discuss Obama, along with his thoughts on whether the city is Bombay or Mumbai.

Doing my part to close the unclosed parentheses. )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I picked breakfast by looking where in the nearby area @waxpancake had been at least three times. (Ended up at Tasty N Alder.)

Is it a faux pas to tweet a reply into someone else’s conversation? Because I pretty much do that in real life, too.

I can confidently say that @BradOFarrell & @cbdarden are my two favorite cat-meme-generating / kickstarter-funded-game-creators.

Think I’ll just use my #xoxofest badge for any other conferences I go to.

Free slogan for a game studio to use: “We think this is some kind of game.”

This year’s developing #xoxofest theme: do it, and then figure out how to do it.

“We’ll meet your across the street, in the field with baby goats and drones.” #xoxofest

Now that’s how you make sure everyone has a real badge: t.co/IblhyxZQY…

Despite some direct message conversations with a couple people, I still have no idea why 12k Arabic-speaking people started following me.

Looking forward to magazine features on “the single-character non-alphanumerics of Twitter”.