2020-12-18: What’s the first date that nytimes.com doesn’t have the word Trump on it? (15 …
2020-11-18: Did it really need to be Diff’rent Strokes instead of Different Strokes? Do people say it …
2020-11-15: Interesting to see the LIDAR on the iPhone 12 Pro Max does massively improve depth in portrait mode, …
2020-11-06: Zoom / Video Call plug-in idea: Each participant has a percentage displayed in the corner for how …
2020-11-02: I always wonder how common my pet peeves are. One thing that infuriates me is when a tv show starts …
2020-10-31: We’re self-serve trick-or-treat tonight, but still doing the full-size vs fidget spinner dilemma.
2020-10-28: Apparently my - subdomain was breaking https (which makes some sense - the dash appears to be a …
2020-10-27: In the first half of 2016 a half dozen celebrities died and we all thought it was the worst a year …
2020-10-27: Checking in Catching up on what’s changed around here and thinking more how I might like to use a blog in …
2018-04-19: Considering posting boardgame reviews as my kid gets old enough to start playing good ones at game …
2017-07-22: App Idea: Small Talk. Based on location get summaries of how sports teams are doing, upcoming …
2017-07-19: I’m socially at my best when meeting someone I greatly admire before I at all realize who they …
2017-06-20: This is just me checking to see if anything has changed in cross-posting or blog posting to my …
2017-06-07: A follow-up might be whether the alien’s poll results would be the same as ours.
2017-06-07: this will show up on -.micro.blog, but not micro.blog/_ and I’m not exactly sure why (or how, …
2017-05-19: For now I guess this is a micro blog about micro.blogs. This week on my Micro.Blog micro.blog - Can …
2017-05-18: Because I can’t not sign up for new things, I’m on micro.blog as -.micro.blog. Yes, …
2017-05-18: Ah, I’m still trying to figure this out. I think micro.blog/_ is where I post from, while …
2017-05-18: Hi. I’m @_ here & @_ on Twitter. This blog is micro.blog/_ or -.micro.blog (Yes, …
2017-05-16: Please let it be like one of those progress bars that massively overestimates the time remaining. …
2017-05-16: I feel like the YouTube algorithm is trolling. t.co/ptRwtLzaW…
2017-05-15: I hope Redford and Hoffman get a cameo in All The President’s Men II.
2017-05-12: Because @__ had to work late, @___ wanted to make sure she didn’t miss out. …
2017-05-12: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but the New York Times should take a lesson from Reddit …
2017-05-12: I may have told @___ this is a mural commemorating a historic Star Wars space battle. …
2017-05-11: Some days my job is explaining to our t.co/gSdlnuZUA… photographer that he should make a …
2017-05-10: Getting a word domain so people might visit by just trying it is dumb, except whoever owns …
2017-05-10: Republicans (led by George Bush) jumped to Nixon’s defense immediately after Nixon fired Cox: …
2017-05-09: This was a much closer poll than I expected. I wonder if there’s a history of piñatas that …
2017-05-08: iOS feature request: Every icon with a notification count badge should let you 3D-push to turn off …
2017-05-08: This brings up a question: Is a traditional piñata suggesting the donkey deserves punishment?
2017-05-07: Never make piñatas out of the good guys. t.co/mowwm8hrP…
2017-05-05: Of all domains I’ve registered, this has the clearest method of calculating if it was worth …
2017-05-05: I set up t.co/SHVibgp4Q… but not sure it’s working. Support says to verify by having …
2017-05-04: It’s a quick journey from “cool dad playing along with floor is hot lava” to …
2017-05-03: I love extremely place-specific signs. t.co/6ctsHSBSX…
2017-05-03: Step 1: Copy “Headphone.jpg” Step 2: Paste into Photoshop NAILED IT …
2017-05-01: (I really need to rethink my bucket list items.)
2017-05-01: Guess I can cross off “sell 10,000 pairs of sunglasses in half an hour” from my bucket …
2017-04-26: I’m mad at @united for being so awful I can’t reasonably complain about minor airline …
2017-04-24: Pro-tip: instead of using a sketchy service like unroll.me to keep your inbox in good shape, you can …
2017-04-22: I’m about to find out how much judgment people pass in hearing @___ wait patiently for me at …
2017-04-22: About twice a year someone likes a photo on t.co/LZnUdHVYc… and I remember Flickr exists.
2017-04-21: Q: When does 20 = 154? A: When Amazon makes a list of “20 essentials” but can’t …
2017-04-18: Some day there will be someone on the Siri team at Apple who lived in St. Louis at some point …
2017-04-17: A year after Twitter suspended my wife’s @__ account, they suspended the @___ account we …
2017-04-16: I’m surprised no one has (yet?) made an Atari 2600-style game about ET that’s actually …
2017-04-15: WALL•E is a good movie, but that first 30 minutes on Earth holds up as some of the best wordless …
2017-04-14: I feel like Siri has slowly developed an attitude with me. t.co/KwMr6uBY1…
2017-04-12: My kid’s old enough he’s asking me the tough questions - like why @tmbg’s Triangle …
2017-04-11: The genius of The Shining is that, inevitably, at some point, your kid says something that sounds …
2017-04-08: Feeling some serious kids-these-days about this Easter Egg “hunt” t.co/ojKKRAzf6…
2017-04-08: Kids’ bowling shoes should be steel-toed. (No feet were harmed in the making of this tweet.)
2017-04-07: Well that escalated quickly. t.co/jKWzxYWOd…
2017-04-04: It always feels so presumptuous when a company describes their own reminder as …
2017-04-02: Secret to a good t.co/Fblwwfxx1… April Fools: Last year’s had 50 CAPTCHAs. This year, …
2017-04-01: A ninja is a kind of turtle, @___ tells me.
2017-03-30: Well, there goes my advantage of people getting to say more in replies to me than they can to almost …
2017-03-29: I’ll get video of @___ saying he wants to be each profession. He can use it in any job …
2017-03-27: Who says bowling isn’t a team sport? t.co/HCzLfCEoJ…
2017-03-27: That thing where you hear a word repeated & it sounds crazy, except it’s a site you …
2017-03-25: In a golden age with @___ where he will tell me the baseball score and game updates when I’m …
2017-03-23: I think I like about humans is how perfectly good you can get at knowing exactly how much to swing …
2017-03-22: Weird being able to watch the World Baseball Classic games delayed & have zero spoilers in …
2017-03-19: One of my favorite Chuck Berry things is his reviews of punk records in @StevePick4’s 1980 Jet …
2017-03-19: Wow, I’ve been on Twitter 10 years. Most disconcerting is realizing this avatar isn’t …
2017-03-18: Glad to verify by winning 1st in a trivia contest (out of 45 tables) & awkward social …
2017-03-18: When you sign up for a new account anywhere shouldn’t they try your email & password …
2017-03-17: Asked “What’s a continent?” A big piece of land that has countries in it. @___: …
2017-03-17: I like this song, unless you do too & then I don’t really like it because it’s …
2017-03-16: There’s no better day than National Panda Day to share this video that, even if you’ve …
2017-03-15: This is a good baseball game but I’m having trouble paying attention because no one is talking …
2017-03-15: Someone should make realistic packaged meals for toddlers. One pea, one half of a chicken nugget, …
2017-03-12: This is the best billboard ad I’ve seen on a baseball game. t.co/foPA7VcdU…
2017-03-11: t.co/Fblwwfxx1… will one day be known not for rejuvenating the daily deal model, but for …
2017-03-11: I give up. t.co/WEIY8f20L…
2017-03-10: Our other long national nightmare of not having lyrics to the “Murder, She Wrote” theme …
2017-03-09: Before cars were prevalent, people would see you soon. After that, people see you later: …
2017-03-09: I’ve always thought what Doomsday Preppers were missing was a catchy ukulele tune guiding you …
2017-03-08: A good day to check who you’re following on here and consider adding more women from those …
2017-03-07: Our long national nightmare of not having “Murder, She Wrote” guest star trading cards …
2017-02-28: We’re getting into Being John Malkovich territory here. t.co/KITrGd9BE…
2017-02-27: I worry the next time this level of shock and surprise happens it will not be because of something …
2017-02-23: Oh nothing, just reading arguments from 1982 over who Yoda meant when he said “There is …
2017-02-23: The App Store is a wealth of creativity and inventiveness, as you can tell by these ski app icons. …
2017-02-22: Can society just make it societally unacceptable to wish something (have a good trip, have a good …
2017-02-22: Another shocking celebrity death (that we’re just making sure we’re prepared for): …
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2017-02-18: It’s time to make video games that look & work exactly like the box art on Atari …
2017-02-15: As a kid I kept looking forward to getting older, to that time when social interactions would just …
2017-02-14: I was remembering a ridiculous @woot sale I enjoyed & then noticed “last purchase: 10 …
2017-02-10: Idea: fun, addictive game, but instead of In-App-Purchases you call your senators for upgrades and …
2017-02-09: But you know what, I’ll forgive it because of this last line: t.co/OFCPKYCkp…
2017-02-09: Oh, great, that thing where people gratuitously add “finally” to news about Apple is now …
2017-02-08: I’m better at t.co/lPiUfYXDD… than any of my friends except the two who made the game, …
2017-02-06: How many country pairs are one letter apart? Iran/Iraq, Iceland/Ireland. Any others?
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2017-02-02: Tomorrow we’re through 1% of his term.
2017-02-01: Why is “lower” a verb, but “higher” isn’t? (Good question from @___ …
2017-01-31: This is a jerk move, @apple. t.co/RONfRitFs…
2017-01-30: I recommend this google image search: t.co/XwbTFmZFm…
2017-01-29: I wonder what Border Patrol will do when they check my Twitter mentions. t.co/HSQdVLlmK…
2017-01-28: I assumed you couldn’t write an Executive Order contradicting the constitution but turns out …
2017-01-27: Six years later, I’ve used two-thirds of one of these 10 nutmeg nuts. t.co/XPIIsISl8…
2017-01-27: “If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster” is the …
2017-01-23: Spring fighting through winter t.co/CtWMeaRmT…
2017-01-21: Watch for @_ @__ and @___! t.co/J4JIeUT8A…
2017-01-19: I’m trying to think about how much good Jimmy Carter did after he left office, and how citizen …
2017-01-18: Ten years & 15000 tweets in, I feel like I should mostly understand twitter, but I have no …
2017-01-17: I don’t have the heart to correct @___ that February 20th is not “Presents Day.”
2017-01-15: I’ve never had a tweet, Instagram photo or Facebook post get likes from >10% of my …
2017-01-10: This counts as a productive day t.co/QzYjiHtRe…
2017-01-09: I love getting @glennf to do research on whatever interesting thing he can find. This time, …
2017-01-08: At the St. Louis Art Museum, today (and the San Francisco Museum of Art in the 60’s). …
2017-01-08: I wonder what percentage of the population (that has heard of both) think that Wikileaks & …
2017-01-06: On the other hand, we may be safe for a while. t.co/Y8S1amYzD…
2017-01-06: I was enjoying watching the Cleverbots talk on Twitch until this question, which unfortunately has …
2017-01-05: Maybe 2017 will be the year I finally figure out how owning t.co/usBZVzjZZ… will make me the …
2017-01-04: I appreciate @verge being very upfront to let me know that I should not at all care about CES. …
2017-01-04: They say the Internet was created to facilitate the exchange of information, but I think we all know …
2017-01-03: I want an Oculus game where I can re-enact the sadness of Facebook employees begging mall customers …
2017-01-02: Lately @___ assumes singular words that end with an s sound are plural and singularizes them. My …
2017-01-01: This wasn’t a race. Just strangers who set up a “finish line” on a trail so …
2016-12-31: 2016: A lot of terrible things happen for no good reason. 2017: A lot of terrible things happen for …
2016-12-31: Pro-tip: put all your glitter-coated decorations away today, because everyone will just think your …
2016-12-31: I love that “no, daddy, not that robot, the other robot” is a reasonable thing for @___ …
2016-12-29: Powerpoint’s “equalize character height” is the worst typography option I have …
2016-12-28: Idea: a browser that never ever overrides me while I’m typing in the url/search bar.
2016-12-28: Is there a works-from-home Slack group where other work-from-homers can help me find a suit …
2016-12-26: Ooh, they’re installing a new Pokèstop! t.co/jBwPU4FzE…
2016-12-26: I’m guessing some Amazon employees are not having a good holiday break. t.co/2CE7qkbYg…
2016-12-26: One of the top ten things about Christmas is heading to bed and realizing you’re already in …
2016-12-25: The most convincing evidence of the veracity of astrology is the unavailability of specific signs in …
2016-12-25: “I know how to put that together, I watched videos of it!” says @___. Finally, all those …
2016-12-24: From now on, I’m deciding what our family traditions are solely by Twitter poll results.
2016-12-24: [poll] Presents go under the Christmas tree…
2016-12-23: Sorry @marsbotapp, I couldn’t think of a not totally crazy way to say to the staff “my …
2016-12-23: Looks like it was Pokemon Go on Apple Watch by 8 days. t.co/bEstZwtAD…
2016-12-20: Site idea: spoiler-free movie reviews that exist solely to lower your expectations for otherwise …
2016-12-20: Years of grinding my own coffee beans & I just learned: adding 3 or 4 drops of water …
2016-12-16: I like Christmas t.co/VwPCGZZk4…
2016-12-14: Wish I could see every Twitter account I’ve made. I stumble on them in email searches. Like …
2016-12-11: Completely fictional idea for a remake/mash-up movie - Red Dawn + War Games: Russia invades the US …
2016-12-10: Ok everyone, I finished Mad Men, so it’s ok to talk about it now.
2016-12-09: Parade floats are the Mechanical Turks of autonomous cars.
2016-12-07: I think Siri is trolling me. t.co/QvmQYle3V…
2016-12-05: I finally had an excuse to use the Droste effect on the wine label I designed (with @matthewmatic) …
2016-12-05: If they want a War on Christmas, give them a war. My wife @__ made a shirt for the cause: …
2016-12-04: I always thought Pebble would be bought by Fossil, but it’s only now that I realize I thought …
2016-12-01: I often wonder why a 1970s bumper sticker griping about a weed exists & why it’s on my …
2016-11-29: I’m so busy even my spam calendar appointments are conflicting. t.co/qEwbcNvRQ…
2016-11-28: Happy Tree Service : Trees :: Make America Great : America t.co/M3kz52oOM…
2016-11-25: I’ll be gravely disappointed if we get anything other than a deeper hole out of this deal, @CAH …
2016-11-25: Last year I stored Christmas decorations in the basement (1 flight) instead of attic (2 flights). I …
2016-11-24: Having trouble deciding which of the goldfish in @___’s class has the best name: Georgie POW! …
2016-11-22: Booted up my iPad 1 today. I still miss how clear shift & caps lock were. …
2016-11-20: This qualifies as a productive day t.co/iJLn7FUbt…
2016-11-19: In need of small victories, I’m wandering the house with a screwdriver looking for things to …
2016-11-17: If your email says “In today’s world,” I’m probably deleting it.
2016-11-16: On the plus side, I’ve been getting better at chess since I can’t stand reading or …
2016-11-14: “I just wiped off the kiss,” said @___, “not the love.”
2016-11-12: If I happen to catch you when you’re checking in to see if you should start checking Twitter …
2016-11-09: It’s probably been at least two decades, but I decided it’s a night for some Enya.
2016-11-09: It’s a terrible time for Twitter and Facebook to remind me what my friends were talking about …
2016-11-07: Nice of @twitter to create a whole feature dedicated to getting me to read my brother’s …
2016-11-04: Check out @__’s awesome Stranger Things embroidery in tonight’s Famous Fictional art …
2016-11-04: Unexpected perils of getting my coffee to drink outside on the hills of San Francisco. …
2016-11-04: I’ll be in San Francisco for three hours. Where should I eat lunch?
2016-11-04: “As a reminder, Galaxy 7 Notebooks are not allowed on this flight.” People say naming …
2016-11-03: Great timing, I bought that @lonelysandwich CMRA Apple Watch band for my birthday. (If you want $20 …
2016-11-02: Some days I still miss table-based layouts.
2016-11-01: Every year my old Obi-Wan costume gets a little more realistic.
2016-10-31: An app that counts how many times I hit my keyboard’s Escape key in a day, so I can predict …
2016-10-30: This is one of my favorite interview quotes: “I don’t want to be quoted on anything,” said Christina …
2016-10-29: The Sound & The Fury 2 Sound 2 Fury The Sound & The Fury: Tokyo Drift Sound …
2016-10-29: The word zoonoses goes the farthest and the quickest from “aw, that sounds so cute” to …
2016-10-27: Ah, good, I was just a little early. t.co/1jtQUdKsJ…
2016-10-27: Remember when Apple and Adobe got along? In that universe, this Touch Bar segment would mostly be a …
2016-10-27: Yo dawg, we heard you liked TV, so we put TV on your TV.
2016-10-26: Huh. I honestly didn’t expect Microsoft to be the ones to revive this idea with impressive …
2016-10-25: I prefer to not know anything else about this and just believe it as a general truth. …
2016-10-25: Leaf ghosts. t.co/V2C0POz4o…
2016-10-25: Really hoping Betteridge’s Law applies here: t.co/6fM5rUNP4…
2016-10-24: I wonder how many excellent phishing scams I’ve avoided by being terrible about reading my …
2016-10-23: Despite the celebration, it was clear from her eyes that Princess Leia had never fully recovered …
2016-10-23: What percentage of the time does an iPhone user find this calculation when they start a search with …
2016-10-20: The thing I least understand about my phone is when the mute switch actually mutes videos and when …
2016-10-19: I guess we have to wait another week. t.co/3m4fjkgnj…
2016-10-19: I decided this debate wasn’t disturbing enough. t.co/T10ZGDAim…
2016-10-18: Hmm. I was going for something like “he has a face for radio” but I think it needs more …
2016-10-18: I’ve always thought Bob Dylan has a voice for literature.
2016-10-17: Getting ready t.co/AVQCL43uQ…
2016-10-17: [Poll] Is this an example of a robot taking over a human’s job? t.co/sSpdabtzy…
2016-10-16: Pigs gotta pig. @ Braeutigam Orchards t.co/JBVdSFRxc…
2016-10-16: I’m really looking forward to one day saying “remember how crazy last week was?” …
2016-10-14: Couldn’t think of how to search for this tweet besides “costume.” It’s the …
2016-10-14: If every US presidential election had these same odds, the candidate in Trump’s 14.6% position …
2016-10-13: This is my favorite part of iOS 10. I think it’s unnecessary, but it’s very satisfying. …
2016-10-11: I hope someone is already busy manufacturing Samsung-Galaxy-7-shaped novelty candles.
2016-10-11: How’s the WiFi set up at your house?
2016-10-10: Press for “more” t.co/a34r0hXZ1…
2016-10-10: I still miss this iMac. t.co/FX5xrfnos…
2016-10-09: I realize I should be grateful that most of the physical pain in my life seems to come from coffee …
2016-10-07: It’s now been more than 60 hours since @realDonaldTrump’s Android phone has tweeted.
2016-10-07: Do I know anyone who has anything in Twitter Order history? t.co/wUzWsllLz…
2016-10-05: [poll] Which Apple keynote feature comes out last?
2016-10-05: Oh, of course you can follow him on Twitter: @gudetama_sanrio t.co/ZoxySKh20…
2016-10-05: I can’t believe I just found out about Gudetama, the depressed egg yolk. …
2016-10-04: I wonder if any military officer ever attempted the Battleship strategy. “Let’s just …
2016-10-04: I’m thinking about making add-ons to put below the “Employees must wash hands” …
2016-10-03: I feel like @upshotNYT is making some serious assumptions about my understanding of football field …
2016-09-30: Apparently a strategy for the autorefractor eye test at @___’s school is to say they’re …
2016-09-30: Pepsi’s slogan should be “We don’t have that, is Pepsi ok?”
2016-09-29: My taxi driver complained the automated dispatch system banned him for 5 minutes when he rejected …
2016-09-28: Well, that didn’t take long. t.co/jqt090vd2…
2016-09-28: Journalists (@fmanjoo) describe Twitter as “consumed by debates about the news” when …
2016-09-27: Every time I read about temperament, I get hungry for tempura.
2016-09-27: So I guess this is a thing @twitter does now? (Happy birthday, @torrez!) t.co/MXPhjYADM…
2016-09-27: I think everyone can agree, the world needs more Remington Steele fanfic. @jasontoon and I did our …
2016-09-26: Good timing. t.co/FI7ycvosZ…
2016-09-26: It might give me a heart attack, but I’d still like to have @FiveThirtyEight ’s …
2016-09-25: Whew, almost missed the anniversary of the widest date my oven can display. t.co/UeIohcJ8H…
2016-09-25: I like the auto-emojify feature for Messages because it will lead to more parents using emoji which …
2016-09-25: Every time I try something new I think “maybe this is what I will be naturally great at, …
2016-09-24: I don’t know, I think there’s room for at least two more flags in there. @ Joe Fassi …
2016-09-23: I don’t think advice like “you’ll know when it’s the right time” has …
2016-09-22: Ready to have your mind blown? Guns ‘N’ Roses anagrams to Rugs ‘N’ Noses.
2016-09-21: I later found out the other people there thought I was being a jerk and not putting my …
2016-09-21: Weird to think about: In 2007 I went to a meet-up where the thing we had in common was that we were …
2016-09-21: Yesterday at t.co/gSdlnuZUA… we sold 1000 lighters in an hour without ever once mentioning …
2016-09-20: Doctor’s Office decor: Charmingly nostalgic or just crazily outdated? t.co/YjhWvnPrt…
2016-09-20: A good indication how little Apple cares about the “phone” part of the iPhone: these …
2016-09-19: App idea: calls you & plays the audio of your videos into your phone’s inbox. Posts …
2016-09-19: Apple’s new voice message transcript is surprisingly good. Now I want it to transcribe my home …
2016-09-18: Million dollar idea: load a site with Amazon ads for cat posters so people can click & get …
2016-09-15: Has anyone named this wonderful style of joke? It feels very Twitter. Lyric-the-news? Coupleting? …
2016-09-15: I think Apple Messages is trying to sow doubt between me and @__. t.co/NbEvcHdvT…
2016-09-14: GROSS ALERT: What’s with guys who seem to think their job while standing at the urinal is to …
2016-09-13: Million Dollar Spy Equipment Idea: shoes with speakers that do active noise canceling of your …
2016-09-13: With an hour to go, the @xoxo campaign at t.co/PEUudQw8A… to get homes for the homeless is …
2016-09-12: Home from @xoxo & think “time to catch up on the web,” go to …
2016-09-11: Someone should have a concert venue with standing sections strictly dictated by height. …
2016-09-09: Ha, thought the _ on my #xoxofest badge was my @_ but saw everyone has an _ & my …
2016-09-08: They announced the flight attendants as “Dave, Barb, & Barbara” and for a second …
2016-09-08: “mobile one…mobile one…mobile one…mARble Run.” @___ is self-diagnosing & …
2016-09-07: I’d thought chip cards would kill my use of the Square adaptor, but it turns out to be the …
2016-09-07: I’ll buy the iPhone battery case that also returns the headphone jack.
2016-09-07: Prediction: Garry Marshall was the only thing stopping remakes of Happy Days and they’re being …
2016-09-05: Still debating which is the better mattress/company dual meaning: Mattress King or Mattress Firm.
2016-09-01: The squirrels at Disney World are serious. @ Epcot - Walt Disney World t.co/G75wuYbK2…
2016-08-30: Twitter 2016, in book form: t.co/wx2ml3LMI…
2016-08-29: I hope they’re not counting on me buying their stuff, because I have no idea what Siemens does …
2016-08-28: I bet sea lions are pissed off that the other ones aren’t called “land lions”.
2016-08-24: Good thing I got a fancy thermostat. t.co/F84u4vYwF…
2016-08-23: Well, I think the little pig that managed to build a full home out of just straw is the impressive …
2016-08-23: A locked Twitter account with no followers as an intentionally restrictive personal diary is an …
2016-08-22: “I’m sorry,” I said, “I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the sock …
2016-08-22: “If you’re breaking the law, you legally have to tell us.” t.co/OoqITSNAw…
2016-08-22: Still thinking about what video game character various current & past @potus would’ve …
2016-08-20: I wish @snopes let you click a counter to keep track of how many times you successfully dissuaded …
2016-08-20: Sometimes I just want a Twitter-best-of: show me my same feed but hide anything that hasn’t …
2016-08-17: I love how different and how same they can be, at the same time. t.co/eh9Ia0LPw…
2016-08-17: I can’t believe Texas is ok with the largest mattress size being a California King.
2016-08-16: Finally. t.co/yEPoiMwuA… t.co/W2WcmwOlr…
2016-08-15: I wonder what the most often printed, least spoken words are. I bet one is: colophon.
2016-08-15: I bet sarches for “turn iPhone emergency alerts off” are spiking in St. Louis after 4am …
2016-08-14: Is there some explanation for why sand volleyball appears to be the only Olympic sport with …
2016-08-14: Tomight, the “getting @___ to sleep” challenge rose to the “singing 99 bottles of …
2016-08-14: I didn’t mind the Pokestop at the cemetery entrance, but ones at random people’s …
2016-08-13: I was skeptical about Lego’s “Lego Friends” non-minifig characters, but now …
2016-08-12: A bunch of pro baseball players are watching these Olympic sprinters and saying “they should …
2016-08-12: They’re trying so desperately to stay optimistic about humanity. t.co/vsKcaWUjo…
2016-08-11: Ok, it’s now officially time to stop giving any value at all to the verified checkmark. …
2016-08-11: Can a journalist ask Trump if King George III was the founder of America?
2016-08-11: Apple Watch 2 keynote: “We changed nothing. But it has an exclusive Pokemon Go app, with …
2016-08-10: The exact sentence where I decided I was not going to finish reading The Force Awakens novelization: …
2016-08-09: How long ago did people started putting “This Page Intentionally Left Blank” on blank …
2016-08-08: The @cardinals go from 0.4% chance to win to 100% in 9 batters in the 9th. t.co/qquz8LTSL…
2016-08-08: The Butterfly stroke is basically “swimming is too easy, let’s see if somehow we can …
2016-08-08: It’s 2016 and the local community college thinks a class celebrating “Plantation …
2016-08-08: In WatchOS 3, push & hold crown to talk to Siri or push & hold side button to talk …
2016-08-07: I’m glad we waited until @___ was old enough to interpret & follow pantomimed …
2016-08-06: Car Wash PR intern Kinkos PowerPoint & Web Design Web Design Co. Co-Founder Agency Creative …
2016-08-06: It’s fun watching Olympic Judo with @___ as we have the same level of understanding of what …
2016-08-04: Find the two male nurses on Google image search for nurse. Like Where’s Waldo, but for …
2016-08-03: Summary of Season Two of Daredevil: t.co/F35cftiWv…
2016-08-03: How has the internet not yet given me the Perfect Strangers Things mash-up trailer?
2016-08-02: Who says voting isn’t fun? t.co/5y6UKxafW…
2016-08-01: I’m surprised underscore.js isn’t still first, but it speaks more to Twitter’s …
2016-08-01: Right now @l & I are the only two humans as the 1st results for a single-character Google …
2016-07-31: The shortest review of Stranger Things: I now take the trash out in the mornings.
2016-07-31: Thanks, “Class of 2029” banner, for turning my walk in the park into an existential …
2016-07-30: Kanye’s mentions bring a whole new meaning to “don’t read the comments.” …
2016-07-29: If you think Pokémon Go is popular, wait until the version where you hunt ducks and deer.
2016-07-28: Ready to see Bill lay down and swim out of the balloon ocean.
2016-07-27: Hmm…I seem to be 19 years too late for a patent, but still haven’t ever owned a microwave like …
2016-07-27: Why can’t they make the microwave coils rotate so my food doesn’t have to?
2016-07-27: A rare take that’s both throw-away fun and seriously thought provoking: t.co/TsQqjxN9N…
2016-07-27: Asked @___ if he’d like to visit the kids activity center at Disney World & meet …
2016-07-24: So far for @___, an A+ for understanding Battleship rules, and a C- guessing strategy. …
2016-07-22: This feels like an accurate portrayal of media coverage of the 2016 campaign. t.co/NwEQKqTJC…
2016-07-21: Full house, nines over sixes! (Anyone else play poker with their 2-factor auth codes?) …
2016-07-19: Huh. Or maybe not. I guess people just figured once we’re ok with plagiarism, why not go all …
2016-07-19: I wonder how many people were hurriedly rewriting parts of their speeches today.
2016-07-17: At a @cardinals game, otherwise known as Lure City. t.co/CW8304uuQ…
2016-07-16: Something has gone terribly wrong. t.co/XvV0qiItl…
2016-07-15: Can’t normalize Trump, saying Pence is as bad. Trump’s another level of disaster. Not …
2016-07-14: We’re selling cheap phone power banks at t.co/gSdlnvhvr… today for those afflicted with …
2016-07-12: I made a public @xoxo Twitter list based on the t.co/i9VouYP8g… speakers announced so far: …
2016-07-12: I’m already benefiting from this year’s @xoxo: The speaker list is an excellent …
2016-07-11: I can’t believe Ingress didn’t catch on more, it seems so simple and easy to understand: …
2016-07-11: Out catching Pokémon with @___ & ran into another dad & son doing same. He was …
2016-07-11: At this very moment, at every company across all corporate America, a meeting is starting with the …
2016-07-10: No exaggeration, a quarter of the people on the exercise path at Forest Park were Pokémoning, …
2016-07-08: So mad that I went outside and walked around for no good reason at all. t.co/ujNuU1cVW…
2016-07-08: Whoa. People from the @wearemeh community came by our HQ last night & decorated for our …
2016-07-07: For every Spider-Man, there is an equal and opposite Man-Spider.
2016-07-07: Seems like the Bank Of America ink jet printer ran out of red ink. t.co/3qwBrTfQ4…
2016-07-06: Recently, @___ started getting upset when I don’t have both hands on the wheel. It’s …
2016-07-04: ☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ Oops, I almost Forgot, it’s the day To use this meme. ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。。☆ …
2016-07-03: Today’s tough @___ questions: “Why is rain made of water?” And follow-up: …
2016-07-02: “He’s named Remington. After the gun.” turns out to be the fastest way I’m …
2016-07-01: 65 hours before the parade, the chair wars have begun. t.co/HSZeNt1l3…
2016-06-30: How did the chip card roll-out get so screwed up? t.co/dwd9sIjKE…
2016-06-30: What’s any explanation (even a stupid/selfish/evil one) why there’s an Amazon Video iOS …
2016-06-28: You know, no one names their kid Jar-Jar anymore.
2016-06-27: You used to wonder why someone was driving badly, instead of knowing it was because they were using …
2016-06-26: Just heard @__’s grandmother say “you know that site to raise money, is it …
2016-06-25: I want Netflix add-ons. Like “put name tag stickers on everyone’s shirt” and …
2016-06-23: So much for thinking the betting markets are dependable predictors of political outcomes. …
2016-06-22: Maybe in a future The Talk Show @gruber can ask Apple execs if they cover their laptop cameras.
2016-06-22: This is a fun @cardinals game to be winning 7-0. t.co/gazATgGEf…
2016-06-21: Every dinner, @___ says “cut all my food into bites & I’ll eat it all.” …
2016-06-21: Services making me feel bad turning minor inconveniences into life tragedies. t.co/ZL7E6KnSr…
2016-06-21: You can now buy from t.co/FblwwffVC… (if you’re VMP) by typing /buy in our forum, for …
2016-06-20: I’m folding laundry and @_’s little clothes are mostly square shapes. Mine are …
2016-06-19: “Hey Dad, it’s cool that you threw the Emperor into that shaft but don’t think it …
2016-06-18: My latest stupid Star Wars theory: episode VII actually ended on Earth. Episode VIII starts “a …
2016-06-17: In a Twitter Moment, Twitter tells me about the Twitter Moment I am in. t.co/2vpQ2RjNj…
2016-06-16: Now on the Meh forum if you start a comment with /emojify it’ll automatically swap in emoji: …
2016-06-16: At the next Twitter Ad exec meeting: “Can someone tell me why all these ads are targeting the …
2016-06-16: Million dollar idea: tire repair store in New Hampshire called Tread On Me.
2016-06-16: The @washingtonpost quotes a merch rep at a Trump rally named Clinton Sanders, not asking if …
2016-06-14: The debate over how to stop future killings like in Orlando is whether we change the first or the …
2016-06-14: We’ve lived here almost three years but out of nowhere a beautiful lily showed up today. …
2016-06-13: I want to be able to delete apps from an iOS spotlight search.
2016-06-13: Maybe Apple needs to make it more like 1500 no’s for every yes.
2016-06-13: iMessage is the new Apple Music #keynotekiller
2016-06-13: Oh, right, of course they needed to stop calling it OS X when iOS 10 comes out. That would have been …
2016-06-13: For a second I thought they were announcing this feature request I had in 2013, but for some reason …
2016-06-12: These are “choospy” doors. t.co/5h3kDtd9b… t.co/tJvagj6ms…
2016-06-11: Getting some paper towels should not be this complex. t.co/3FUHC6z4R…
2016-06-10: Do you think imposter con-men ever get Imposter Syndrome?
2016-06-09: According to @___, a collection of letters is called “a junk of mail”.
2016-06-08: Ant-Man’s mind-control of ants presumably makes him a super-villain to ants.
2016-06-07: TIL: replacing my garage door opener lights with LED bulbs was a bad idea - t.co/9DfjzWDGj…
2016-06-07: Hey, one of you try out coupon codes at Meh for me: manifold-awful-salmon for $5 off today’s …
2016-06-06: Am I doing it wrong or do you all also have to regularly slide-clear out all your iOS Safari tabs so …
2016-06-06: I wonder if Google Maps has to implement guards against employees taking bribes to route people by …
2016-06-05: Feeling old seeing other people who are feeling old because Teen Wolf has been on for five years …
2016-06-05: Boat McBoatface feels like 21st century-style humor, but in the 1940s the mascot for Scotch Tape was …
2016-06-02: Time to start a Metropolis, IL Superman-Supports-the-Train Railroad Bridge Kickstarter! …
2016-06-01: I think seaweed would be a lot more popular if it rebranded as oceangrass.
2016-05-31: If I had a miniature railroad I’d take out a segment of track from the bridge and replace it …
2016-05-30: I’m glad literally just searching Google for “basketball” worked. …
2016-05-30: A gym that is surreptitiously powering a robotic moving company.
2016-05-30: Curious what the military pays for the baseball tributes today.
2016-05-29: Reading about The House Of The Rising Sun. The tune is from a 1600s song called Matty Groves. Then, …
2016-05-29: Will self-driving cars know about that pothole you have to go a little into the other lane to get …
2016-05-26: The Answer - Eastern: 150.2M (47.1%) Central: 92.3M (29.0%) Mountain: 21.3M (6.7%) Pacific: 53.0M …
2016-05-26: [poll] Guess what percentage of the US population lives in the eastern & central time zone:
2016-05-25: The best real estate agent gets the shortest amount of sign advertising.
2016-05-24: Stupid horror movies have made it less scary to walk around my house in complete darkness than …
2016-05-24: The World Wide Web. t.co/1Bpd9mE7h…
2016-05-24: Hey @tim_cook & @AppleSupport You should link AMBER Alerts to t.co/TDZ8TztRN…
2016-05-24: AMBER Alert on my phone tells me to “Check local media” but links to nothing, seemingly …
2016-05-23: My theory - Episode VII: Han. Episode VIII: Luke. Episode IX: Leia.
2016-05-23: I’m happy because the t.co/FblwwffVC… forums now can embed tweets that have an …
2016-05-21: Found a mysterious Hobbit door at Grant’s Farm. @ Grant’s Farm t.co/zxTDkl55U…
2016-05-18: When cars are fully automated (ie, no steering wheel), what will the riding alone age be? Imagine …
2016-05-15: I bet the worst part of being in the Mafia is murdering innocent people, but a close second is …
2016-05-15: A perfectly restored ‘50s car drove by while I got this & I’m thinking about what version of …
2016-05-14: Sometimes I don’t make a joke pun about a product or name because I know it will ruin my autocorrect …
2016-05-12: Wild mustard @ Greenville, Illinois t.co/eP3y0CAzq…
2016-05-09: Crescent, tree, happy baby, and bridge poses. #robotYoga t.co/O2XFPu6eU…
2016-05-03: The trash compactor monster in Star Wars, according to @___, is named Oscar.
2016-05-01: There should be Twitter account options to delete or auto-post all your drafts if you die.
2016-04-30: Is there a term for Snapchat Face Swap-induced nightmares? t.co/7w5nv7tgB…
2016-04-28: As a kid I thought we all had a set number of heart beats till death, so I worked at slowing my …
2016-04-27: Happy to see Matheny experimenting with lineup strategies, like tonight’s “longest name to shortest …
2016-04-24: Twitter can be so bewildering. This tweet I made almost five years ago somehow got discovered today. …
2016-04-24: “What’s that probe droid’s name?” asks @___, as we read SW:ESB. I don’t think he has one, I say. …
2016-04-24: Every time I see the Padres sponsored by Aladdin Bail Bonds I think of the Bad News Bears. …
2016-04-21: Definitely read @anildash’s Prince tweets today. I’ve also been rereading his song facts …
2016-04-20: Movie idea: Jurassic Planet. Far in the future, dinosaurs again rule the world & start a zoo …
2016-04-20: So do people really say “dub-dub-DC” for the Apple conference? Apparently Siri does, …
2016-04-19: An unexpected benefit of using Twitter & being lazy is that my Facebook posts are very …
2016-04-17: “We built a weapon that destroys stars.” Ok, let’s call it Star Destroyer. “We already named a ship …
2016-04-17: “Popcorn is for helpers” I said to @___, and before I realized it, started giving a toddler the …
2016-04-14: People joke about the inauthenticity of Epcot countries. Our server in “England” had never heard of …
2016-04-13: I get that many don’t care, but do any customers prefer justified text on Kindle? …
2016-04-12: I vaguely get why it was first called the Midwest but it’s dumb that it’s not just called the Middle …
2016-04-11: My “you have to take as many bites as your age” strategy backfired when @___ asked how old I was.
2016-04-11: Live tweeting & periscoping a police stand-off in your backyard is a pretty good excuse. …
2016-04-10: The two lightest players in baseball weigh almost exactly what the one heaviest weighs: …
2016-04-09: I like to see how much I can get Siri to say in an answer: t.co/qbGItqWcz…
2016-04-09: I’ll give @CrossyRoad the award for doing the most with the simplest premise. Disney Crossy Road …
2016-04-09: If Monet went to Disney World t.co/ee2cJBkO1…
2016-04-09: I like an app that gives me positive feedback for literally doing nothing: t.co/QUOSv90of…
2016-04-08: I’m guessing it’s not a coincidence that Twitter Moments has no mention of the exploding …
2016-04-08: My kid’s preschool used a @makerbot to 3D-print these awesome lollipops after @___ suggested …
2016-04-08: How have you survived without hearing a white guy rap about that Rogue One trailer? @matthewmatic to …
2016-04-08: Great to see @twitter add @marthalanefox who clearly uses Twitter (17k tweets). OTOH, they added …
2016-04-07: “You won’t be disappointed” is the saddest hype ever.
2016-04-07: Facebook is pretty sure we should give them a bunch of money to advertise our hibernating turtle …
2016-04-06: When you just see the headline and think…shit, I bet the state I live in is one of these. And …
2016-04-05: A 1950s Golden Book about Daddies & the jobs they do and a new one about Robots & …
2016-04-03: I’m happy to say my wife @__ is back on Twitter, unsuspended, and sharing her new cross-stitch …
2016-04-03: According to my wife @__, this is exactly what I look like: t.co/dXQdVCizt…
2016-04-03: Introducing @___ to the idea of obsessive book organizing. t.co/bH8aSEHoL…
2016-04-02: In ten years I’ll quote this exact tweet and tell you it’s from ten years ago and you’ll feel old.
2016-04-02: An app that takes a photo of my hair’s crazy cowlicks and gives me an optimal combing guide.
2016-04-01: To celebrate April Fools’ Day, I guess, my wife’s @__ Twitter account is still …
2016-04-01: So many sites try to be clever & funny but end up annoying & frustrating. At …
2016-03-30: A decent summary of “so what’s Dave been up to?” t.co/NN7fKsF7F…
2016-03-30: Considering a trip to visit every restaurant reviewed to have the “worst fries” in …
2016-03-28: If it were about strategy & not saving face, the FBI would withdraw the suit & say …
2016-03-26: There’s a distinct lack of action adventure movies centered on Easter Day. t.co/Brt0fRYTR…
2016-03-26: Just famous enough for custom spear phishing attempts, apparently.
2016-03-25: Microsoft’s going to great lengths to avoid that the-cloud-to-my-butt browser extension: …
2016-03-25: PALPATINE: A lot of people don’t know this, but I originally trained as a dancer. …
2016-03-24: This episode title makes me sad. t.co/AqCjQOIte…
2016-03-24: Nothing to be sorry about, Adobe, I’m happy to see this instead of ads: t.co/xXneKbQRB…
2016-03-24: “The most suspenseful part of the first half of this movie was when I was trying to open my …
2016-03-24: [poll] What skin tone emoji do you usually pick?
2016-03-23: I just figured out those Snapchat live filters, so it’s time to move on to something else, kids.
2016-03-23: Ah great, artificial intelligence has now evolved to a level where it accidentally @’s me. …
2016-03-22: Nightshift claims to help stop phones keeping you up, but I had trouble sleeping even with it on the …
2016-03-21: Ludicrous movie plot idea: a massive corporation fights the government to protect the privacy, …
2016-03-21: Feeling nostalgic about when the first iPhone came out & I said “Pretty cool, but it’d be …
2016-03-21: If the November vote is 48% Clinton, 30% Trump, 22% 3rd-party, who’s president? The (Republican-led) …
2016-03-21: I must have missed the part where they announced the new Cinema Displays.
2016-03-20: It’s a Spring Wonderland out there. t.co/QwqNZTfSX…
2016-03-19: The detective work involved in “what did I just step on?” gets much tougher when living with a …
2016-03-19: Supporting encryption by encrypting your band name and song titles, apparently. …
2016-03-18: I discovered my favorite way to catch up on important things I missed - search people I follow for …
2016-03-17: An RPG where all the exciting adventure stuff is automated & the gameplay is figuring out …
2016-03-15: Why aren’t paper shredding companies required to develop a method to reassemble shredded paper?
2016-03-15: Million dollar idea - Key sheath, so you can use your key without it ever being visible, lest …
2016-03-14: “A decision,” I told @___, “is like choosing if you want your pillow at your head or your feet.” A …
2016-03-14: Over the weekend I gained 2000 new followers. Most handles start with a Z. No followers. But no …
2016-03-13: It should be a requirement that every candidate-backed anti-Trump ad or speech end with “but I’ll …
2016-03-13: Finally, a way to show emotion with our faces: t.co/hPlrz0nE9…
2016-03-12: Wow, figured out this crazy life hack to get ready for bed in half the time. Step one: stop looking …
2016-03-11: The only way to eat a sandwich. t.co/qVVptPDVq…
2016-03-10: I assume Trump has just told every candidate individually that if they endorse him he guarantees he …
2016-03-10: A supercut of every time someone hangs up the phone without saying “Bye” or …
2016-03-10: Who decided that Project Mercury was a good name for a space project that had absolutely nothing to …
2016-03-10: I wonder if I’ve ever unironically used three consecutive exclamation points.
2016-03-07: This year we’re deciding if in 20 years we’ll say “can you believe that was in a debate?” or “I …
2016-03-05: A Twitter bot that estimates your age based on the percentage of your tweets that end in a period.
2016-03-05: I deleted the YT Music app because it somehow tricked me into tapping my foot along to some Justin …
2016-03-04: Savor that moment between thinking a “smart” jump rope is totally idiotic, and thinking …
2016-03-03: I love interpreting what’s going on in the debate solely from your tweets about it. It’s like …
2016-03-03: I…think this is wrong. Isn’t it wrong? I think it’s wrong. Now I don’t know. But I think it’s wrong. …
2016-03-03: Time travel is going to totally mess up powerpoint presentation up-and-to-the-right progress graphs.
2016-03-03: Based on the behavior of other recent Republicans who criticized Trump, we should expect a Romney …
2016-03-02: You’re really making me want to give you money, @chicagotribune: t.co/PmFsfa7Rn…
2016-03-02: This hurts me. t.co/z1AqCTBpP…
2016-03-01: A site where you type in a word that’s not really a word but you don’t know what word …
2016-02-29: My prediction: Trump: “I choose as my running mate…Hillary Clinton!” Clinton: “What? No way. Of …
2016-02-29: Had an odd moment of thinking through 80s hits to try to remember where I could find …
2016-02-28: Why haven’t journalists interviewing Donald Trump about David Duke prepared to read quotes & …
2016-02-28: Check out this awesome illustrated tale of visiting the Cahokia Mounds, in the @nytimes, by my pal …
2016-02-27: I honestly don’t understand this. One week later (yesterday), LePage endorsed Trump. …
2016-02-26: Still recovering from being called a “VERY BAD BOY” because I wouldn’t let @___ wander the house at …
2016-02-26: Every long once in awhile we all recover from our colds at the same time. It’s like a one day …
2016-02-23: A fun torture device for writers - sort an article alphabetically (like here: …
2016-02-23: A lifetime of careful and thorough hand washing, brought down by one afternoon of nachos and …
2016-02-21: Every single time in every single app I have to look up whether Redo is ⇧⌘Z or ⌘Y.
2016-02-20: She voted for Bush, but now that he’s out, she’s going to vote for Bernie Sanders. ¯_( …
2016-02-20: Carson’s name was called to drop out weeks ago but he missed it & now he’s just standing …
2016-02-19: Actually, it’s the bell inside the clock tower that’s named Frankenstein.
2016-02-19: <marquee>I’m disappointed this doesn’t work.</marquee>
2016-02-18: A couple tasks I brought up at work: 1) Why haven’t you dressed up as Godzilla yet? 2) When …
2016-02-18: What countries do you think Apple is researching for a potential HQ move?
2016-02-18: If you think it’s five years away, it’s actually two. If you think it’s ten years away, it’s …
2016-02-17: Too many good quotes to tweet, but one: “Social media was playing this up because they need …
2016-02-16: Still time for an art film episode of Star Wars that follows, in excruciating detail, the day-to-day …
2016-02-16: Amazon wants us to get Game Day Ready by buying…toothpaste. I feel like I don’t know …
2016-02-15: It appears the level of fame I’ve achieved is “worth it for spammers to post boobies in reply to …
2016-02-15: In the Netherlands, if someone sneezes three times, it’s customary to say “the weather will be nice …
2016-02-14: If you have Apple Music, this is 12 albums of Otis Redding awesomeness: t.co/8QvO7mU4H…
2016-02-14: Snow on a day I don’t have to go anywhere. And no school or mail delivery tomorrow to make me feel …
2016-02-14: It snowed about half a buck. t.co/mWFQDTywC…
2016-02-13: I’m not celebrating his death. I’m celebrating the loss of terrible decisions he was going to impose …
2016-02-13: If step one is “press cancel” you did it wrong. #UXproTips t.co/9ibS7XRGB…
2016-02-12: I hope Cue & Federighi eventually forgive @gruber for letting t.co/gSdlnvhvr… sponsor …
2016-02-12: I’m sure you’ve wondered what it’d be like if a puppet troll sang Cee Lo’s …
2016-02-12: Apple TV should let you take screenshots and put them in Photos, like you can on the iPhone.
2016-02-11: Naming things is hard. t.co/cVOLqINjW…
2016-02-10: As SmartCar safety features get added, there will be a time a car knows how to prevent a crash but …
2016-02-09: I’m no dinosaur expert, but I’ve got a feeling this isn’t quite right: t.co/Jxwb9ELAH…
2016-02-08: Ouch. t.co/BQC08fMUE…
2016-02-08: People say Twitter is failing because it’s too complex. I open Snapchat and just stare, no idea what …
2016-02-07: If you’re not in the St. Louis area, you missed the best Super Bowl ad: t.co/b1VGrdi3m…
2016-02-07: I want to see the average second of a commercial that the product was revealed for each Super Bowl.
2016-02-07: Which is the better name for a Cold Play / Radiohead mash-up band?
2016-02-05: Parenting done right: t.co/rPpnzxDPT…
2016-02-05: How screwed is your sport when the commissioner feels it’s necessary to say that he would allow his …
2016-02-05: There’s no good way to share panoramic shots. t.co/i9oQudw7Q…
2016-02-05: I wonder if the dwarfs are tall enough to ride the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train. (@ Seven Dwarfs Mine …
2016-02-03: Morocco, widely known as land of the best background wallpapers. t.co/LmKL3LwIA…
2016-02-03: Of course @___ decides to ask questions about what Winter is when it’s sunny & 86°.
2016-02-03: TIL: I am older than the first printed use of “tiramisu” - t.co/w2j08JGma…
2016-02-02: Celebrate Ground Hog day by having the day you wouldn’t mind repeating thousands of times. …
2016-01-29: A+ Wikipedia entry: “American jurisprudence was later modernized to exclude the use of …
2016-01-29: I pissed off Nissan so much, they’re sponsoring an anti-Meh hashtag war. t.co/JEgLog0LZ… …
2016-01-29: Which comes last? Drone deliveries, self-driving cars, people on Mars, or video conferencing that …
2016-01-28: Every presidential candidate has tweeted more than every Twitter board member except Jack & …
2016-01-27: Sites that ask if you trust this device should have a button to take it back that could say “I was …
2016-01-26: There’s like a Godwin’s Law for post-2011 Mac help desk discussions where someone will …
2016-01-26: Abe Vigoda ruined a lot of people’s celebrity deadpool lists for a lot of years: …
2016-01-26: Sadly not true. t.co/VpKdGQioO…
2016-01-25: I’m trying to work out how to send my future driverless car through the drive-through to bring …
2016-01-24: How will it affect the NFL when high schools decide to stop having football teams because the …
2016-01-24: There’s many reasonable ways to critique Macklemore’s White Privilege II. It’s infuriating that …
2016-01-23: Plans tonight: Lay around doing nothing but drinking hot chocolate because the East Coast would have …
2016-01-22: I love that t.co/aoglSPsek… is still an anti-Nissan protest site.
2016-01-21: I wonder if we could solve huge humanitarian issues with a 10%/gallon gas tax while gas is cheap.
2016-01-20: Parenting can feel so awful sometimes. I was going for “firm and clear” and apparently ended up …
2016-01-20: Free superhero idea: the character can grow huge like the Hulk, but maintains mass, so gets much …
2016-01-20: Did someone start a Celebrity Logan’s Run thing or what?
2016-01-20: Area Headline Writers Really Enjoying Cramming A “For Real” Into This News: …
2016-01-17: Sometimes I miss the super-nerdy Internet days where the angriest arguments were about whether …
2016-01-16: When I’m sick & go to the store to get medicine, I do everything I can to not cough while …
2016-01-16: I bet most people would guess wrong if asked what US state is closest in size to Iran. It’s Alaska. …
2016-01-15: I’m in my 40s. I was born in the ‘70s. So why am I always shocked to find out something from the …
2016-01-15: I had a complicated mix of emotions as @___ threw a tantrum because it was past bedtime but he …
2016-01-15: It would be challenging to come up with a more confusing layout for @potus Q&A ( …
2016-01-14: I totally get why @getstolen shut down. It felt wrong to “own” someone. Right move. But. I had just …
2016-01-14: Need to make a subtle change for the next couple months: t.co/PGP5egEq3…
2016-01-14: Will there be a time that “turn it off and on again” stops being the best/most likely …
2016-01-14: Looks like we’re down to two (verified) living humans born in the 19th century: …
2016-01-14: There are three people right now who are disappointed to find out that they’re only winning …
2016-01-14: Marketing idea: “Light beer” that is just a smaller bottle of good full-calorie beer, …
2016-01-13: As @___ hung up on a Facetime call, he also pushed the home button & triggered Siri. I said …
2016-01-12: Whew, glad I didn’t have to repeat myself: t.co/Ej8PuDRbO…
2016-01-11: The tweet on remembering we existed at the same time as Bowie gets less poignant when you see it …
2016-01-11: Briefly thought that Twitter put a David Bowie icon up in tribute. t.co/JZ0Ywhb7Y…
2016-01-11: Just once, can’t we have a celebrity death actually be a hoax?
2016-01-10: If anyone’s wanting to try an app out that requires a code: Z3ODK4. Tell me if you use it.
2016-01-09: Putting this one on my resume: t.co/mEDpfwAuE…
2016-01-09: Mostly I’m just tired of seeing @twitter’s super-intelligent “Who to follow” …
2016-01-09: For fun, I follow most of the single character Twitter handles, but I’m mysteriously blocked by @a …
2016-01-08: Why do some places have a minimum character limits on usernames? Related: I’m ___ on Peach.
2016-01-06: I asked @___ to try to sleep in a bit tomorrow and he said “Do or do not, there is no try” which, …
2016-01-06: Meditation is artificial boredom.
2016-01-06: If Oculus gets one thing out of being acquired by Facebook it’ll be that their site will …
2016-01-05: ☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ EXCITED ABOUT TWEETING 100 FIREWORKS IN ONE TWEET! ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。。☆ ☆。★。 ☆ ★
2016-01-05: It turns out that the most concerning part of Star Wars (in Golden Book form), to a toddler, is Han …
2016-01-05: If Twitter raises the number of characters allowed per tweet AND adds editing like they’ve …
2016-01-05: Once the Turing test is easily passed we can have the TuringTuring test, to test if robots can …
2016-01-04: Everyone makes fun of the “most popular passwords” lists, but what would a good …
2016-01-03: A second flower opened today. t.co/oean9pHTE…
2016-01-02: I think the term “500-year-flood” is going to need some renumbering.
2016-01-01: I think we have a Hall of Fame dialogue here. What do you think, NO or YES? t.co/4sQzcNjbo…
2016-01-01: Another successful New Years Day catch-up-on-2015-pop-culture with friends. An attempt to never be …
2016-01-01: I bet Tilda Swinton hates trying to give out her email address over the phone.
2016-01-01: A nice start to the new year. t.co/b0DQ0yBzZ…
2015-12-31: Watching the crowds at Times Square, I half expect a Red Cross narrator to come on asking for us to …
2015-12-31: Emergency need to file a radar so I can get Siri to say “twenty-sixteen” instead of …
2015-12-31: Happy New Year Bangladesh!
2015-12-31: Who’ll be the first to swap out a hoverboard’s wheels for ice skating blades? And then, …
2015-12-30: Current favorite Twitter search is watching people bewildered at getting Kung Fu Panda for free from …
2015-12-29: .@PapaJohns_STL Thanks! And thanks, also, for sending me a photo of pepperoni pizza on my vegetarian …
2015-12-29: Hey, today’s the 25th anniversary of me becoming a vegetarian. I still mostly eat pizza and …
2015-12-28: There’s a back-and-forth battle on Wikipedia’s Norman Schwarzkopf page to say he just …
2015-12-26: .@flotus answers kids calling NORAD: “I’m probably going to ask my mom if I can take a pill that …
2015-12-25: I promise we got it at least partly for @___. t.co/h4lGIoZ9s…
2015-12-25: I love these pixelating lanterns. It’s like I’m exploring an 8-bit dungeon. t.co/b7R4b9szg…
2015-12-25: Guitar Hero’s GHTV is the most MTV thing in the last twenty years (including MTV). I’d watch it if …
2015-12-25: Always fun to put the cookies & milk on the 101-year-old Santa With Switches German plate: …
2015-12-25: Oh, not much, just built a house tonight. t.co/hza0vSGq2…
2015-12-24: This is some next level gift wrapping that @__‘s doing: t.co/0SudSFdOl…
2015-12-24: There are times you just want some actual good news: t.co/PDTIuePny…
2015-12-24: Sorry for the Seinfeld impression, but, honestly, what’s with the word underneath? Does that -neath …
2015-12-23: I’m far too old to figure out that fruits are a subset of vegetables, not a distinction from them.
2015-12-23: Such an insightful recommendation engine, Facebook: t.co/BPmGr6ETC…
2015-12-22: Geez, Golden Books, way to spoil the ending of the whole book on the title page. …
2015-12-22: Listen: Lynn, Lackey left. Leake’s leading leftover lobber. Lacking luster? Likely. …
2015-12-21: Hey! Looks like t.co/81isgR3Pc… used my million dollar idea: t.co/n1dA1Wfwt…
2015-12-21: We accidentally misled @___ into thinking it would snow today, since it’s the first day of winter.
2015-12-21: Searching on LinkedIn for someone with the skill “butter ranker”: t.co/fcJHVi7gB…
2015-12-21: In an iOS sale frenzy I bought Grim Fandango, Civ Rev 2 & XCOM. Would’ve bought …
2015-12-20: If you follow @IsawTFA & your friends who saw The Force Awakens do too, then tweet to it …
2015-12-20: So are we starting up a second internet where we can talk about The Force Awakens?
2015-12-18: One day I’ll tell my grandkids incredible tales of using programs that didn’t ask me to rate how …
2015-12-18: Sometimes Apple takes its secrecy a little too far. t.co/9iFoNGtby…
2015-12-18: Crap, I’m still writing “Kiev” on all my checks. t.co/BnTszk1O9…
2015-12-17: I think everyone should try my new Race Past 60 Gates at the Denver Low-Oxygen Airport Fitness Plan.
2015-12-16: Of all the Christmas seasons to not have @darth around…
2015-12-15: I remember when “heh” was enough to mean it was funny. t.co/m6WkzY3kR…
2015-12-15: The best foods are when the food part of the name has to be in quotes. t.co/WSHqdBcbs…
2015-12-15: All this Star Wars art is great: t.co/WqlkI33G8… but @hendrixart telling story of ANH in …
2015-12-15: You’re welcome, @twitter: t.co/pEyXbxnxA…
2015-12-14: The Whoa Singularity: t.co/tUpT9jXvR…
2015-12-14: I want a gesture to tell my phone, “I’m purposefully writing a non-word. Don’t remember this for …
2015-12-13: I discovered, a little late, this whole album of Woody Guthrie Hanukkah tunes: …
2015-12-13: I’m enjoying reading @___ the Star Wars tales in Golden Book form, but I’m carefully avoiding the …
2015-12-11: If you get a speeding ticket when your self-driving car doesn’t get the signal for construction zone …
2015-12-08: I want Apple to be more forceful than this: (https://t.co/VF57UAI7h0) in saying it’s a waste of time …
2015-12-07: I suspect I’m spending time regretting things that were ultimately unimportant in my life. Like I’m …
2015-12-05: Sometimes I just stop & think how amazing and miraculous it is that I helped create that …
2015-12-05: I’m surprised there aren’t tenure parties, where newly secure professors drink and curse & …
2015-12-05: 82 years ago today we repealed amendment 18, seeing it as acceptable to make changes to an …
2015-12-05: Years ago I followed a few comedians & they’ve become the most serious & profound in …
2015-12-04: Are there studies showing how much washing hands reduces times getting sick? I don’t doubt it, I …
2015-12-03: Do you think Jeremy Clarkson’s Amazon contract explicitly or just implicitly forbids punching any of …
2015-12-03: It’s so rare to see any Missouri political story I’m not angered by, but this one is perfect: …
2015-12-01: One of the best things about discovering alien civilizations is going to be the huge influx of all …
2015-12-01: America. t.co/qgf4JZcH7…
2015-11-30: I’m into @___‘s asymmetrical holiday decorating aesthetic: t.co/J93MNE0gZ…
2015-11-30: If you’re in the middle of a Venn diagram of Disney, puppets, & word games then you …
2015-11-30: I didn’t predict how hard gift-giving & wishlist-building would be now that books, …
2015-11-29: I’m basically in the marketing business and I have no idea what this means. …
2015-11-28: I mixed old and new batteries, because that’s the kind of rebel I am.
2015-11-28: Time for some eggnog. t.co/oiCK79Xmv…
2015-11-27: What’s the right amount of ornaments on a Christmas tree?
2015-11-27: I gave @CAH $5 in exchange for absolutely nothing. Consider it a tip for doing Black Friday right.
2015-11-26: Another year scrambling to get the TV antenna up to watch the Macy’s parade. Will next year be the …
2015-11-26: Buttoned? Unbuttoned? (& why can’t twitter polls have photos?) t.co/VuTjtRXnv…
2015-11-25: t.co/iKqMbxLvQ…
2015-11-25: There seems to be no overlap between cord cutters & people who want to watch the …
2015-11-25: I’m 50% more likely to buy your product if you name it Mr. or Mrs. t.co/qY5EVt8EV…
2015-11-24: My grandpa still talks about playing the Wii in his retirement home. How did Nintendo screw that …
2015-11-24: I’ve learned monogram shop owners literally don’t know the meaning of “well kerned”: …
2015-11-23: Can I get an option to have Reminder alerts be as prominent and unavoidable as Alarm alerts?
2015-11-23: Slack goes down so I just switch back to text messages and immediately make several typos that I …
2015-11-22: Will this year be the first we can watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade live via an Apple TV app? Not …
2015-11-22: Amazing preschool art t.co/dyPdBqgtz…
2015-11-19: It’s unlikely Apple is ever coming out with a TV when they haven’t updated their own …
2015-11-18: Tonight, @___ asked if we could make the Magic Kingdom castle: t.co/wfOPZzHJO…
2015-11-18: Seems like Square had to price at $9. I mean, that or $16, or maybe $4.
2015-11-18: Why do people think yards look nicer with the leaves raked? t.co/D4oJqby8s…
2015-11-17: On the plus side, a lot of kids are realizing they’re plenty smart enough to be a neurosurgeon.
2015-11-17: My son only knows ISIS as a failed elevator from the 2000s & I think I’ll keep it that way …
2015-11-17: OMG AWS SMS MFA for IAM BBQ! t.co/CXsbhmFrS…
2015-11-17: So…we’re really sticking with “cyber”, huh?
2015-11-16: So @rdio goes out of business, but also…streaming pays artists next to nothing. So where does the …
2015-11-16: I like Amazon’s Solidarité tribute. Interestingly, at amazon.fr they have no deals at all. At …
2015-11-16: Good support email: “Saying I love someone’s marketing makes me feel like Winston Smith …
2015-11-15: Just had an idea for a tweet that was so bad, I didn’t want to risk that tweet drafts may someday …
2015-11-15: There are so so many, with millions of views, all set to this same song: t.co/fArwhE9M4…
2015-11-15: My toddler has introduced me to some of the most surreal YouTube videos I have seen. …
2015-11-15: The first one I’ve ever been tempted by. t.co/P7lCwx28L…
2015-11-13: t.co/rIAxQcQ8y…
2015-11-13: What do conservatives dread hearing their crazy liberal relatives bring up at the Thanksgiving …
2015-11-13: We messed something up in this world when “humans no longer need to do that task” is bad …
2015-11-12: Isn’t it amazing how much better everything works now that we’ve all been asked to rate …
2015-11-12: As if the error didn’t make me feel bad enough, you have to go and start calling me names. …
2015-11-12: I never would have guessed Shake To Undo would still exist in iOS 9.
2015-11-11: You might think people who own & run monogram shops would be knowledgable and interested in …
2015-11-11: How long after the first advertisement do you think someone said “well, it got you talking …
2015-11-09: Using @slackhq makes me more productive, except when I spend 10 minutes trying to find Party Popper …
2015-11-09: Are you a robot? Let’s see if you can read “Both Words” here: …
2015-11-07: All right, Internet, it’s been too many years since you taught me something like washing my hands or …
2015-11-06: My guess is that two higher-ups at Twitter couldn’t agree whether it was fav or fave and …
2015-11-06: Let’s ask every politician (reasonably) ridiculing Ben Carson’s pyramid-as-grain-silo …
2015-11-05: Connect 4 Variant, toddler edition: I win if I can block @___ from ever getting any 4 in a row, …
2015-11-04: I have to say, I’m not sure about this new Doctor Who intro: t.co/qXU6fywXc…
2015-11-04: I want to see the evidence the toothpaste companies have that squeezing from the bottom is truly the …
2015-11-04: I watched the whole season of Daredevil, waiting for his epic battle with Loud-Whitenoise-Man but …
2015-11-03: Not getting hearts is more painful than not getting stars.
2015-11-03: Medium Thinkpiece: We Refuse To Run Our Panel At SXSW Because Of Their Recent Actions (And Because …
2015-11-03: You know the day is going well when an email exchange includes “Judging by the poop emoji I …
2015-11-03: I love real world pixel art. (cups on a fence, via t.co/mbfUOnEQy… ) t.co/5kFOPYqk3…
2015-11-03: Twitter should buy Slack, or Slack should buy Twitter, so we can pick any emoji we want to fave/like …
2015-11-02: VISA says “We see mobile as the future” but they’re wrong. It’s the present. t.co/vEqze3wfi…
2015-11-02: Is there a reason no gas stations have Apple Pay yet? Like, is it against some terms & …
2015-11-02: Polls let you tweet more than 140 characters, as long as you don’t care if people who use …
2015-11-02: I thought I was starting to understand Snapchat. Then @nor changed their Twitter avatar to this …
2015-11-01: I’m going to guess the founding fathers who decided on this time change mess did not have toddlers.
2015-11-01: Sunrise shopping while all the childless sleep in. (@ Schnucks - @schnuckmarkets) …
2015-10-31: I understand that there’s variance in when trick-or-treating ends, but ringing our doorbell at …
2015-10-31: What’s the vampires favorite drink? Bloodweiser. Love when the kids have a beer joke.
2015-10-31: Best Halloween joke so far: what do you call a computer at the bottom of the ocean? A Dell Rolling …
2015-10-31: Ready. t.co/AReX6Vxzt…
2015-10-30: The castle. @ Royal Castle At The Magic Kingdom t.co/5OU3EYHLa…
2015-10-30: Impressive conflict in decision making so far.
2015-10-30: I chose the second answer on this poll:
2015-10-30: I usually can’t listen to audio while working, but this Bob Ross marathon fades pleasantly …
2015-10-30: Some favorites: Polly Wolly Doodle, Lois Lane, “shiver my timbers”, the fatsuit, …
2015-10-30: When I’m bored I check out the lengths Wikipedia authors went to cram Monk (TV Show) links …
2015-10-29: The way I use my phone when the battery hits 10% is probably the way I should always use my phone.
2015-10-29: On October 29, 2025 will the results of this poll be viewable?
2015-10-29: Will Twitter allow apps like Tweetbot to support polls?
2015-10-27: A little fire dancing at #disneyworld @ Spirit Of Aloha Lua t.co/b8QRmORFR…
2015-10-27: What’s on your own birthday/Christmas wishlist that I should add to mine?
2015-10-27: Sometimes when I’m feeling nostalgic I go look up the oldest purchased apps not on my phone. …
2015-10-26: This post should be titled “A guide to shutting down any SXSW panel you dislike” …
2015-10-26: “Maintaining civil & respectful dialogue…is more important than any particular session [on …
2015-10-26: SXSW deals with harassment over panel on dealing with harassment by canceling panel on dealing with …
2015-10-25: Siri interpreted my kid’s name as a Chinese symbol 小 - little young one. …
2015-10-22: The future is great! t.co/HxFoPwapa…
2015-10-21: Happy #BTTF day. This seems like as good a place as any to be for it. (@ Future World - …
2015-10-17: The auto-connect to known (but account-based) WiFi feature is not compatible with a …
2015-10-16: We’re already where my toddler thinks photos are broken if you push on them and they don’t animate.
2015-10-16: Kickstarter for a Bluetooth device my kid wears, so when I’m within 6ft it disables everything but …
2015-10-15: Your spooky Halloween names are mostly reminding me that I don’t actually know who a bunch of you …
2015-10-15: I should mention that the puppet rapping in defense of pumpkin flavoring may not be safe for work, …
2015-10-15: It’s time for the backlash to the pumpkin flavoring backlash, and it can only be told by a …
2015-10-15: With any luck I’ll keep getting daily Good News about my Apple order! t.co/Y5AR5h66z…
2015-10-14: Finished SevenEves and The Martian, thinking I’ll read Ready Player One next. Based on that, any …
2015-10-14: Weird, it turns out they’re still playing baseball, despite the Cardinals being eliminated.
2015-10-14: Another strong push today in @stltoday’s campaign to get you to install ad blockers. …
2015-10-13: New favorite things: finish a book (SevenEves, The Martian) & then do a Twitter search on …
2015-10-13: Halloween preparations complete. t.co/a80cWCO8x…
2015-10-13: Told @smiller the new Apple keyboards are nice because I won’t have to deal with AAs & …
2015-10-13: Happy Mac-Updates Day, and a special happy 4+ year birthday to the Cinema Display, last updated in …
2015-10-12: This @cardinals game wins the award for Bad In A Completely Different Way Than I Expected It To Be …
2015-10-11: October’s the one time of year we’ve got a full red load every time we do the laundry.
2015-10-11: I’ve always said pup tent. But is it pop tent? Are those different things? Or synonyms? Is one a …
2015-10-10: Proposing a new rule for postseason baseball games: only earned runs count.
2015-10-09: How does this happen? t.co/uiABq4IsE…
2015-10-09: Google Drive is down, which makes me think about Google Cars being…down. Remember to check the …
2015-10-08: It’s probably good for Congress to have to figure out what you do with, essentially, a three …
2015-10-08: Hey, cool, my random number generator hit a new high score today. t.co/X11boVkjM…
2015-10-08: Anyone know what it means that the falling leaves have this white stuff on them? …
2015-10-08: So do you change your Twitter handle from @GOPleader once you decide you don’t want to lead the GOP? …
2015-10-08: Minutes in & Moments has no mention of McCarthy dropping out, while my timeline is full of …
2015-10-07: Today at school the 2-year-olds brainstormed ingredients you need to make a strawberry cake. One of …
2015-10-07: As a @cardinals fan, it’s hard to figure out what to root for tonight. Thinking: game called after …
2015-10-06: If you’d told me 5 years ago Cardinals, Brewers, Cubs & Astros would be in the postseason, …
2015-10-06: Nothing makes you rethink your life’s priorities like ranking in the top 100 for an iOS game.
2015-10-05: Looking forward to the waterproof iPhone 7, when it again becomes funny and not tragic to push …
2015-10-05: Digging CNN’s willingness to try mobile designs that other massive media companies would never dare: …
2015-10-04: The @cardinals are running a science experiment hypothesizing that rest & preparation are …
2015-10-02: Amazon adds Prime to help retail sales. Adds Prime Video to help Prime sales. Removes retail …
2015-10-01: Oh. Deleted Tweetbot 3 after I got Tweetbot 4. Didn’t know it wouldn’t move drafts over. …
2015-09-30: It ends up that I wish both of these games today were able to be over by the 5th inning.
2015-09-29: I mean, I guess it’d be weirder to only read part of it. (If you don’t have it, it’s an awesome …
2015-09-29: Went to a reading of McToad Mows Tiny Island, pics by @hendrixart. Didn’t occur to me that at kids’ …
2015-09-28: Dear Siri, it is not pronounced Saint Louie.
2015-09-28: What genius is going to figure out how to use iOS’s content blockers to do the “the …
2015-09-27: Hell, why even wait for it to go south? t.co/kUOE4ZFCK…
2015-09-27: Half-expected iOS 9 to get rid of the silly double-touch-the-home-button reachability mode that I …
2015-09-27: I want an app that exports Live Photos as animated gifs, so I can share on here.
2015-09-26: Merry Christmas And A Happy September to you too, Target. t.co/s5eV2MJXx…
2015-09-26: It’s only after finishing Seveneves & looking at tweets & reviews about it that I …
2015-09-25: Used up my 10 free NYTimes articles by “peeping” links in the Apple News app. Just in case you think …
2015-09-25: I’m considering switching which pocket my phone is in. Can that be done? Will I go mad? What will …
2015-09-25: Happy Day They Used To Set The Display Width! t.co/SVBAkDxyp…
2015-09-25: .@PDBeth I would love to hear that it will become official @stltoday policy to turn off the Google …
2015-09-25: .@stltoday Yes or No: It’s ok to obscure news on shooting & lockdown till questions on …
2015-09-25: Do other news sites do this? @stltoday replaces all article text with gray bars until you answer 3-4 …
2015-09-25: Nothing like trying to get updates on neighborhood shooting & school lockdown …
2015-09-24: Whoa, #pizzarat guy, Matt Little, likes the Song For Pizza Rat we made at @wearemeh! …
2015-09-23: “I’ll never forget you” seems like a very low bar, given the totally random people from decades ago …
2015-09-23: Looking forward to the think pieces on how to talk to your kids about the death of Yogi Bear.
2015-09-22: My kid says “if you can say poo poo and poop, then it can be pee pee and peep” and …
2015-09-21: I cringe every time I see a photo of myself grinning stupidly, which seems to be most photos, but …
2015-09-21: I kind of took the easy answer for @danieleagee’s question, but it’s also just the …
2015-09-20: New slang for eating apples, courtesy of @___: “making umbrellas“ t.co/P1Q1tcuyA…
2015-09-19: Hope to get famous enough that my death is an exclusive: t.co/ofNQ02XJj…
2015-09-18: Looks like @periscopeco has a few bugs to fix in their landscape video support. …
2015-09-18: May need to take a couple days off next week to review & configure the 7000 toggles in the …
2015-09-18: After well over 60,000 JBL Micro speaker docks sold, we (@wearemeh) finally got rid of our last ones …
2015-09-18: The best “feature” of iOS9 is sorting the notifications tab the obviously right way: in …
2015-09-17: Content Blocker app idea: Block *
2015-09-16: Interesting to see transit info on iOS9 available in 6 American cities and “around 300” …
2015-09-15: Learned: Umpteen comes from slang where the morse code dash was called “umpty” after the sound the …
2015-09-14: iOS App idea: turn a burst mode of photos into an animated gif.
2015-09-14: I save NASA’s graphics standards manual for its Worm logo to my home screen & get the …
2015-09-13: I think everyone just has different sized tanks of extrovert fuel (and different things that ignite …
2015-09-13: Some days after the effort of getting @___ dressed, I’m ready to sleep another 8 hours.
2015-09-12: This side is XOXO says @___ & this side is spaghetti and tomatoes. t.co/3BHcsepMM…
2015-09-09: Apple’s getting pretty good at getting me to opt-in to Siri ads. t.co/Jgzs056zu…
2015-09-09: How many people’s plugged in iPhones just responded to the keynote?
2015-09-09: “Oh and also, we convinced MLB to get rid of that stupid blackout-your-home-team rule.”
2015-09-09: Was Steve Jobs’s biggest role in keynotes as editor? WWDC’s event sprawled & …
2015-09-08: I wanted to get this working as a lock screen background but it’s just a bit too hectic: …
2015-09-08: Want to freak someone out? Turn on zoom on their iPhone & zoom in 1%. I did that & …
2015-09-07: Pleased with how well this shot I took on the plane today works as an iPhone 6 background: …
2015-09-07: One view of Walt Disney World: t.co/dOBKVikR3…
2015-09-04: ☑ Fireworks at Hollywood Studios at 9:15 ☑ Fireworks at Magic Kingdom at 10 (Also: ☑ Crazy frantic …
2015-09-04: Sunset at the Hollywood Tower Hotel. #disneyworld t.co/0Qro1s8mC…
2015-09-04: Suspiciously defensive when asked about his opinion on Magic Kingdom mayoral term limits. …
2015-09-04: Tried to nail down some policy positions from the Magic Kingdom mayor but he filibustered. …
2015-09-03: Just realized @___ had never used a bar of soap. He thought I was joking when I suggested picking it …
2015-09-02: Crowd Level 1 days are nice. t.co/OvrXPtc6K…
2015-09-01: You know it’s a good carousel when the horseshoes are this detailed. #grantsfarm …
2015-09-01: Now that @McDonalds has round-the-clock breakfast, I can get a Big Mac with hash browns instead of a …
2015-08-31: While other sites shut down comments, the @wearemeh community sends cake: t.co/itE6462Bv… …
2015-08-30: Not sure how much longer it’s possible to pretend we only get these for @___ to play with. …
2015-08-30: Hey teens: no one cares or remembers that embarrassing thing you did last week. But it will keep you …
2015-08-30: Someone at Apple accomplished their performance goal of getting utter nonsense into App Store …
2015-08-29: I’d pay extra for a haircut place that encouraged using Twitter or browsing the web during the cut …
2015-08-28: Working up Candyland variants for adults. Take two cards, use one (to move forwards), play one on …
2015-08-28: Just remembered having to rewind my answering machine tape after listening to messages. I bet no one …
2015-08-27: I never thought that this many years in, the Diamondbacks would still think the uniform vest was a …
2015-08-27: Was there somehow never a spin-off female character named Min Headroom?
2015-08-27: I’m guessing the remaining work on Star Wars Episode VII is editing in the BB-8 ball droid …
2015-08-26: I remember those years of having to reboot my Windows machine every morning like it’s the …
2015-08-24: When I save a site to my iPhone’s Home Screen I want to opt-in to a daily check for site changes …
2015-08-23: That thing where you’re teaching your kid an old sing-along song, look up the lyrics & …
2015-08-22: Is there no way to stop Game Center score hacks, or does no one at Apple care? …
2015-08-22: Are board games based on websites may be the canary in the coal mine? t.co/ySadR8r2k…
2015-08-22: “I’d like to shoot some ladders” says @___. Me too, kid.
2015-08-22: Ice milk is ok. Ice cream is good. So, wouldn’t ice butter be amazing?
2015-08-21: What year does Adobe change the Save To Web timing default away from “56.6Kbps modem”? …
2015-08-21: How likely are you to be sick of getting “how likely are you” surveys? [0] [1] [2] [3] …
2015-08-21: Major fork upgrade. (Thanks for the tip @danbenjamin!) t.co/NnUlOxRLM…
2015-08-18: At the ballgame, watching the guy in front of me meticulously double-click/swipe-up abort every app …
2015-08-18: My pal @smiller’s SXSW talk could be good: Fucking Amazon—The inside story of Woot’s …
2015-08-18: Hey @facebook, I know it’s shocking, but there are valid reasons to use two punctuation marks …
2015-08-17: Discovered an insane diet that really really works called Awful Heartburn. You should try it!
2015-08-17: Dropped @___ off at “school” today, so it’s basically like he’s graduated …
2015-08-16: There’s plenty to criticize Amazon (plenty!) but having accessible feedback tools & …
2015-08-14: People who go back and delete years old tweets are as bad as Lucas adding CGI Jabba to A New Hope.
2015-08-14: if I take 80 photos a day for the rest of my life (and live 50 years), I’ll end up taking more …
2015-08-13: Serious disappointment from the toddler that there are not real apples here. (@ Apple Store, Saint …
2015-08-13: Does the economy still work when everyone is employed by @slackhq? (Congrats @ohheygreat!)
2015-08-12: Every time they make a big change to DMs, it reminds me how few real DMs I get. Thanks, @twitter.
2015-08-11: I say, if you live in Portland and pronounce the street Couch as “cootch” then you must …
2015-08-10: Extreme sliding at the local playground. (And I’m the dork measuring that it’s 41° on my …
2015-08-10: I bet the people at t.co/RiPK7qKOM… were surprised by the sudden burst of traffic. Oddly, …
2015-08-10: When it becomes the norm for bathrooms to be gender-neutral full height stalls, what will the icons …
2015-08-09: Henning was a gateway Doug.
2015-08-09: Camouflage t.co/7nCsIJZhy…
2015-08-09: They don’t judge you for 11am beer samples at #grantsfarm. t.co/7yWz8t6xH…
2015-08-08: I do like a good bitter beer. t.co/gcO46tmMv…
2015-08-07: I’ve discovered that @___ dislikes fonts where the W is identical to an upside-down M.
2015-08-07: So sad that everyone in Portland doesn’t get to experience tax-free-back-to-school-supplies …
2015-08-07: I watched the Republican debate the way the candidates would have wanted: via Periscope of …
2015-08-06: “I know you have that phone & your fingerprint for Apple Pay but since it’s over …
2015-08-04: Does an opossum make a good pet? Seems unlikely, which is too bad, because I really want to have a …
2015-08-03: Surprisingly hard to Google a Sesame Street monster’s name from its looks. I triumphantly say …
2015-08-03: Twitter is great at keeping me up to date on the best parts of TV shows & events I …
2015-08-03: What if “simpleton” got redefined as a person who’s thoughtfully honed in on the …
2015-08-02: 130 years ago, even attic window latches had ornate details. t.co/WTGE5uzXD…
2015-08-02: Remember when there were characters besides Minions? is what I imagine we’ll be saying in two …
2015-08-01: Do bees eat honey? Asking for a kid.
2015-07-31: Confused why the New Yorker article about the Portland earthquake was news to anyone in Portland …
2015-07-31: That thing where old Twitter joke formats go out of style & you wonder if it’s been …
2015-07-31: So the @cardinals & @mlb really think fans will still be watching games on cable TV …
2015-07-31: Husband tags wife. Wife replies with ok to buy. This is like 50% of Facebook. Maybe this is what …
2015-07-30: I like when you can tell it was an exciting game just by the graph: t.co/TyV6wllsq…
2015-07-30: How is there not yet a reality TV show of that game we played at school, spiraling around on paper? …
2015-07-29: When do license plate designers get the memo about flat design without gradients, shadows, and …
2015-07-29: Evil PDX plan: advertisements on the surface of roads that raise up for drawbridges. Awesome PDX …
2015-07-28: Seriously no idea why this is in my calendar, much less with reminder notifications but happy …
2015-07-28: I almost got to find out what happens when your kid hits the alarm in the elevator while Secret …
2015-07-28: Does Portland has a service for people to roll me back to my hotel after dinner, artisanally?
2015-07-27: Hot enough in the Portland sun that kids are taking turns standing in the shade I cast. (Thursday …
2015-07-27: I think @__ just invented #minepunk. Like steampunk but Minecraft.
2015-07-26: Thanks for the rainbow greetings, #portland. t.co/oBafpQDC6…
2015-07-26: Ran into @mathowie thanks to checking into a cheese company in the middle of Oregon. Thanks, @dens! …
2015-07-24: LIVE on #Periscope: Crazy homemade bob sled coaster at Enchanted Forest t.co/l9Ig83OTv…
2015-07-24: Ominous random song pick to start the road trip: t.co/8MjWgW58q…
2015-07-22: Me: What do you remember about going to the hospital when you got your boo boo last month? @___: …
2015-07-20: So t.co/gSdlnuZUA… sold 16 total Amazon Fire tablets. I wonder how many Amazon ever sells for …
2015-07-20: Has anyone asked Trump’s opinion on the Alamo?
2015-07-19: Isn’t the Ant-Man Lego minifig meant to be relatively actual size? So does that make it a…fig? …
2015-07-18: Still figuring out playground etiquette. Your kid is out having fun on his own, random kid asks for …
2015-07-18: The eyeball deep dream thing is funny & disturbing, but wave mode is more repeatably …
2015-07-17: If you could walk from here to Pluto, it would only take 1070 lifetimes to get there.
2015-07-17: My pal @JasonToon just launched Eucopia, where he makes a box of cool European stuff for you each …
2015-07-16: One day I hope my kid tells me I’m a great dad. Till then I’ll bask in the glow of …
2015-07-15: Hey look, it’s Prime Day in real life too! t.co/B2SENJikN…
2015-07-15: The #PrimeDay slogan “More Deals Than Black Friday” speaks quite accurately to …
2015-07-14: Just wanted to play a lighthearted game of Alphabear and he goes all nihilist on me: …
2015-07-12: I never want to be any closer to a hippo. t.co/61CvBeoDO…
2015-07-12: No idea why Netflix recommended this for me but I’m sold. t.co/f0LJj7UlN…
2015-07-12: I feel bad for the people who were just into crazy clowns before the ICP came in and took that genre …
2015-07-11: “If I go there will be trouble, and if I stay it will be double” really isn’t much …
2015-07-10: I thought I had a pretty good understanding of baseball, but then this happened: …
2015-07-10: Time to enact some real change. t.co/9AZaB1U4f…
2015-07-09: A blind woman misplaced her bag on this flight. The flight crew keeps asking her what color it is.
2015-07-09: Is there a reason some presidents are referred to by their initials (FDR JFK LBJ) but most …
2015-07-08: watching LIVE on #Periscope: Celebrating one year of Meh @ Mediocre Labs HQ t.co/wJ1gpfTJN…
2015-07-07: You should try this: t.co/krA6sMagi…
2015-07-06: I bet today is Peak “Brands meeting to discuss changing their avatar back from rainbow …
2015-07-05: A pre-requisite to declaring yourself a “huge fan” of women’s World Cup: watch the …
2015-07-05: The U.S. Team scored four goals while I was trying to find the 🇺🇸 emoji.
2015-07-05: Not sure, but I think my kid may have done a Google logo Doodle: t.co/J5KOorf0A…
2015-07-03: ☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ Happy “Day We Get To Use These ASCII Fireworks” Everyone. …
2015-07-03: I always look forward to the traditional Day Of The Chairs, where everyone brings out their chairs …
2015-07-02: Facebook can be fun if you do it right. t.co/JYpC1hW3t…
2015-07-02: Just realized that getting self-driving cars is how we get flying cars.
2015-06-30: My iTunes Radio station based on opera disappeared today. Because of @applemusic? (No joke, opera is …
2015-06-29: I want to see my pulse side by side with browser load times for pages I’m visiting.
2015-06-28: Earned the tornado warning merit badge for “kept the kid asleep while evacuating to the safe …
2015-06-28: How long till the emergency weather alerts stop saying “check local media now” and …
2015-06-28: A good day for a paddleboat. t.co/kFSS2DwoA…
2015-06-27: It’s really hard to take a #panoselfie while pedaling a paddleboat but @__ & @___ are …
2015-06-27: Last night was perfect for @Cardinals game with @__ & @theroyale & not just because …
2015-06-26: Siri’s Shazam is better than the Shazam app if only for the jokes: t.co/2jpY0lFdR…
2015-06-26: At the @cardinals ballgame, and they missed the perfect night for first gay couple in the Kiss Cam.
2015-06-26: That awkward thing where I’m walking & texting via Siri, pass a guy texting via Siri …
2015-06-25: Not sure what to do, I got floss stuck in my teeth. If I use a toothpick it may turn into “I …
2015-06-23: We’ve clearly come to the point in our relationship where @__ feels comfortable bringing out …
2015-06-23: Thanks for trying to help, @gmail, but that autocompleted search was definitely not what I was …
2015-06-23: Self-driving garbage trucks.
2015-06-22: Thinking about when to transition a toddler off sippy cups, I look around and see most 5-year-olds …
2015-06-22: Saucers are awesome because you get to be a slob and classy at the same time. t.co/x2iJNGUvi…
2015-06-21: Installed a sliding in-cabinet trash drawer during @___’s nap which, outside of raising a kid, …
2015-06-21: Coffee grinder breaks on Father’s Day! Bad news: had to hand grind the beans. Good news: I get …
2015-06-20: What if I could pay a local movie theater for 3 movie tickets and then be allowed to watch it in my …
2015-06-20: Wow. It’s illegal to collect rainwater off your roof in Colorado. And there are politicians …
2015-06-19: LIVE on #Periscope: Absurd amounts of rain and flooding. t.co/Fw5a8RkaE…
2015-06-17: I’ve been on the internet for…how long? Decades? And yet, there I was, googling what …
2015-06-17: From what I can tell, “growth hacking” on Twitter seems to mean “follow as many …
2015-06-17: Halfway through a good book, I panic that it’s not longer. But by the end I’m glad it …
2015-06-16: There needs to be a different term than “hacking” when the technique to accessing a …
2015-06-15: My favorite typos are when I accidentally hit the alt-keyboard button and st🎢😘😘😭💁🏻😂😂😒😉💁🏻😭💁🏻😒😂😃😒😂😒👿
2015-06-15: Superstitious elevators are teaching my kid that 13 is an optional number.
2015-06-14: “C-O-L like Lobby-B like Basement-Y.” is how elevator-obsessed @___ remembers the way to …
2015-06-14: When I watch Dukes of Hazzard reruns now, I think how crazy it is that a Confederate-flagged car was …
2015-06-12: Every time I drive a golf cart I think, this is what almost everyone should be driving, almost all …
2015-06-12: Weekend activity: look up every 2015 @xoxo speaker and watch/read/binge on everything they’ve …
2015-06-12: Just got an @NOAA weather alert titled “Hydrologic Outlook Issued” which I think means …
2015-06-12: Bet you all wish you got to play Wheel Of Fortune in your DMs like I do: t.co/gLeb0o4gK…
2015-06-12: Is Chex singular or plural? A Chex? Many Chex? If it’s singular, is the plural Chexes? If it’s …
2015-06-11: It feels super credible when Klout says I’m an expert in several things I’ve literally …
2015-06-10: iOS 9 updates are mostly “ooh, we found some blank space, let’s fill it with more icons.”
2015-06-10: We’re selling a Sphero for cheap on t.co/gSdlnvhvr… today, so you can make your own BB-8! We, …
2015-06-10: Whoa. Free on-site childcare at the @xoxo festival this year. That is amazing.
2015-06-09: The best thing about watching Secretariat race is the cameraman fighting to fit the 2nd place horse …
2015-06-09: The second cup of coffee is to remind me to notice if the coffee is good.
2015-06-08: It’s surprisingly hard to show how tiny these little quadcopters are. They’re crazily …
2015-06-08: All right, so how many dev sessions are there about Apple Music?
2015-06-08: Never thought I’d be happy they didn’t take the time to talk about a new Apple TV and …
2015-06-07: Thanks @blueapron for clearing up how Japanese eggplants (& their emoji) do look more NSFW …
2015-06-07: Hey Cable Companies, if you know I haven’t had any TV service for years, stop trying to sign me back …
2015-06-07: Happy birthday, Prince’s hair: t.co/FAbQxmJqJ…
2015-06-05: I’m probably the only one who literally gets accidental riddles direct messaged: …
2015-06-05: How much do you think they’ve been offered to change their name to LinkedInPark?
2015-06-04: So You Want To Write A British Children’s Story - Chapter 1: Kill Off The Parents, Quickly & …
2015-06-04: If I was a baseball manager, I’d aim to get ejected in the ninth inning of every (non-tie) game.
2015-06-03: Move over doughnut holes; I’m going to start selling Swiss cheese holes: t.co/biFNnyz1Y…
2015-06-03: Just got my favorite accidental DM so far: t.co/NLACan62K…
2015-06-03: I dare any sports writer to casually include “the wind blew as it did on the night the Hesperus was …
2015-06-03: Baseball writing was amazing 100 years ago. t.co/Ui4lg7cfR… t.co/X78WXGsV5…
2015-06-02: Google Maps is overrated. t.co/dAMg4WjRf…
2015-06-02: What’s the highest you’ve counted out loud, in one sitting? I just got to two-hundred-seventy, when …
2015-06-01: Last night after I insisted on getting @___‘s face clean, he rubbed it directly on the ground …
2015-05-31: You know the @cardinals are doing well when they’re -0.5 games back: t.co/vTMlUKGgX…
2015-05-29: But it happened to me, in my neighborhood search, after my son fell. Thankfully Google maps worked …
2015-05-29: Hey Apple, searches for Urgent Care shouldn’t bring up animal hospitals. This example’s in …
2015-05-29: At Six Flags, the most fun ride so far for @___ has been the speed bumps in the parking lot. “Bumpy …
2015-05-29: It took 176 days but my @alltheminutes dream finally came true: t.co/c733UvaC0…
2015-05-28: Kung Fury is out, you should watch it now: t.co/T7bqxnons…
2015-05-28: Bartles & Jaymes don’t exactly seem like wine-cooler-drinking type of guys is something I …
2015-05-27: Him: “Daddy, do you know this song?” Me: What are some words? Him: “when we go out the door.” …
2015-05-27: Headed out to discard the dead possum in my yard & remembered the 2 things I know of …
2015-05-27: Hey, it turns out I’m second best in the world (for the day) at a game almost none of my friends …
2015-05-27: Welcome to my most RT’d mention from the last 30 days. 1500 RTs and counting! Thanks Twitter …
2015-05-27: We’ve been trying out different times for some live streaming over at Meh. Like: right now - …
2015-05-26: Want to feel like you’ve really made it? Use separate knives for the peanut butter and the jam.
2015-05-26: I assume Jony Ive was just holding us all hostage with discoveryd until he got the promotion he …
2015-05-26: Scars are the compression artifacts of human healing.
2015-05-26: Busting apart the stuff we sell at t.co/gSdlnvhvr… is sometimes (ok, usually) cooler than the …
2015-05-25: Maybe now Ive will have the authority to get rid of those ridiculous animated emoji.
2015-05-25: Any time you get lucky maybe it’s really that time traveling you from the future came back and fixed …
2015-05-25: Just in case you were wondering, X is the most painful letter to step on barefoot.
2015-05-25: It makes no sense to do a Twitter poll using RTs as one vote and faves as another. RTs inherently …
2015-05-25: A Twitter bot that finds two people saying their kid/dad/uncle is the best in the world and gets …
2015-05-25: After I get to know people I follow on Twitter more, I add them on Facebook. I wonder if this is …
2015-05-24: Easy to spot a bad kids app: it doesn’t support multi-touch. Kids love moving two (or more) things …
2015-05-24: RIP, but “inspiring” & “amazing” are not the right words, regardless of his work. …
2015-05-24: Self-driving cars should launch to the worst drivers & then move to better drivers as their …
2015-05-22: I like how the forced brevity of Twitter stops me saying “it seems like” or “I …
2015-05-21: I’m surprised no oil companies have attempted to call spills environmental, since they’re really …
2015-05-21: More weird word stuff I notice teaching @___ words: shirts have sleeves, not arms. Pants have…legs, …
2015-05-21: Working with @salesforce developers today and they’re all “Jokes__c! LOL!”
2015-05-21: The late night ratings show far more people are talking about how much they’ll miss David Letterman …
2015-05-20: Why does Apple have a top-grossing app list? Are there people that decide to download a game because …
2015-05-19: Great 5K monitors are now cheaper than decent 4K monitors, but only if you’re ok with an entire …
2015-05-18: Do you know what absolutely does not need to be any thinner, but will probably get thinner? The …
2015-05-18: Feeling a little nostalgic as my morning routine now involves rebooting the computer, just like …
2015-05-17: Today, @___ decided his bucket swing is an elevator, or is in an elevator, which makes me wonder …
2015-05-17: I’m ready for journalists to stop using “# of google results” as some sort of definitive evidence of …
2015-05-17: AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE! (Or at least the male ones. Female Avengers, pretend you don’t exist.) …
2015-05-17: The NYTNow app is so good I deleted my NYTimes app. I’m guessing that was not their goal.
2015-05-16: If you forget your password in the @Target Healthful app, the dialog asks you to call a 1-888 number …
2015-05-16: Elevators in 2-story buildings shouldn’t have floor buttons inside. You’ve already said what floor …
2015-05-16: .@RiffRaff41 @bdotdub It will be truly epic if Game Of Thrones covers some sort of plot path that …
2015-05-16: Also, I’ve said this before but I’m turning into the biggest Bruno Mars fan apparently. …
2015-05-16: This sounds like an ad but: if you’re already Prime, check out the Prime Music iOS app. Lots of free …
2015-05-16: Loki really does just have This One Weird Trick.
2015-05-15: As a kid I got Ben E. King & B. B. King mixed up, so it feels especially odd that they pass …
2015-05-14: It’s funny how after age 40 your body seems to figure out you have no evolutionary need to survive …
2015-05-14: Feels like once a week I figure out some new useful Siri capability: t.co/JPVvzrxdr…
2015-05-14: How many years has it been and it feels like it’s still fifty/fifty whether redo is Cmd-Y or …
2015-05-13: No loyalty in showbiz these days, when you can’t even trust that an actor will stick around for 27 …
2015-05-13: How many years till the MLB app doesn’t say “in play, out(s)” when someone’s batting with two outs?
2015-05-12: Middling results on my newest toddler lesson: learn to count to 59 in about an hour with a digital …
2015-05-11: When I’m about to grumble about a stupid UI design in an app, I let my toddler try it. If he has no …
2015-05-10: Apple Watch Wedding Ceremony App that taps you when you’re supposed to sit, stand, kneel, bow.
2015-05-09: Nothing about a “tootsie roll” is sexy.
2015-05-09: QR codes on lightbulbs for easier replacement when they burn out.
2015-05-08: TIL: In the ‘90s, GoBots were acquired by Hasbro (owner of Transformers) & retconned …
2015-05-07: Has anyone done “here is what America’s government would look like of House & President were …
2015-05-07: The @cardinals are currently 3 full games ahead of every other team in the majors.
2015-05-07: Every brand that declares a product “the ultimate” should be legally forbidden from producing any …
2015-05-07: A Watch app that syncs with your phone’s compass and gives you three quick taps every time you’re …
2015-05-06: Apple Watch review idea: after wearing it and using it every day for two weeks, go a day without …
2015-05-06: Where’s the Kickstarter wallet for people who have to carry a bunch of cards & cash …
2015-05-06: If the distance from Earth to Moon is length of Golden Gate bridge, then the distance from Earth to …
2015-05-05: The craziest part of this 8 game winning streak for the @cardinals is how little it would have taken …
2015-05-05: I convinced my brother that people would go to a .horse domain (but secretly ¯_(ツ)_/¯ ) …
2015-05-04: I don’t understand how anyone can credibly review Avengers: Age Of Ultron without first …
2015-05-04: Is there some list of every Marvel movie and show in the current continuity in order? Thinking about …
2015-05-04: I’m worn out on all the May The Fourth gags/sales, but I do like this url: …
2015-05-03: Glad Twitter exists so I don’t have to wonder what it means when the MLB app says Matt Carpenter …
2015-05-03: A cross between a Clydesdale and a Dalmatian called a Claymation.
2015-05-03: Right on @zeldman’s tail for Outdoor check-ins: t.co/sv3hxNGWk…
2015-05-02: I’m not at all anti-sports & I’m fine with being obsessed about events, I just didn’t know …
2015-05-02: I’m on team #mystifiedThatEveryoneIsIntoBoxing
2015-05-02: Busch Stadium should have a concession special ready for times like this: No-Hitter-Jinx Hot Dogs …
2015-05-01: Of course @theonion has the best explanation of the “infinite scroll” UI ever: …
2015-04-30: Yo actually makes sense as an Apple Watch app.
2015-04-30: If Aaron Copland died just after writing Fanfare for the Common Man in 1942 it’d be in the public …
2015-04-30: The stupidity of copyright law has me wishing favorite composers died younger so their works would …
2015-04-30: Hey @Twitter! I loved the embedded games in Twitter cards! It was totally amazing. Can you whitelist …
2015-04-30: And crazier still, you can play on Meh’s forum since we embed tweets! t.co/wL2bcqYyy…
2015-04-30: Thanks to @internetarchive & @textfiles you can now play Oregon Trail in a tweet by just …
2015-04-30: I’m in favor of only ever drafting Matts for the @cardinals from here on out: …
2015-04-30: This is what the internet was made for: t.co/UQvDwgJ5P… And then, of course, …
2015-04-29: A Star Wars prequel showing, in real time, the 3-hour meeting where they discussed and debated what …
2015-04-29: After the cable companies realize the no-attendance game got high ratings I assume they’ll …
2015-04-28: The Orioles should auction off one single seat for that empty game tomorrow and donate the money to …
2015-04-27: A funny consequence of the new combination of Opening Up DMs & Group DMs is I get …
2015-04-27: Good to have Molina back, so he can resume his primary role of telling the pitcher not to tear his …
2015-04-27: It’s the days when multiple Kickstarter rewards arrive that I feel the craziest. Bison socks …
2015-04-26: I wouldn’t have guessed the term “film piracy” is over 90 years old: t.co/nGnrej3e7…
2015-04-26: I think the most difficult job to explain to aliens would be Uniwatch columnist.
2015-04-26: In fifty years baseball teams will have a hitting offensive lineup and a field defensive lineup.
2015-04-26: I glance over to see what @___ is watching on You Tube Kids and it’s a video tutorial on how to …
2015-04-26: The final step of all product packaging/assembly design should be 40 hours of the designers unboxing …
2015-04-26: Tech writers depersonalize reviews, but with a device as personal as the Watch, it makes sense to …
2015-04-25: Is there a 3rd party iPhone 6 case that moves the power switch back to the top of the case?
2015-04-25: Reflections at the zoo #nofilter @ Saint Louis Zoo t.co/ot4pTBjL5…
2015-04-24: Challenge of the day: “Choose a password memorable to both you and your [toddler] …
2015-04-24: Still having fun with Alto’s Adventure. (New high score: 298,297) t.co/bQuO34lxP… …
2015-04-22: I don’t believe it’s coincidental that the only object introduced in Good Night Moon but not told …
2015-04-22: Someone should make Lincoln Logs, but, like, really big.
2015-04-21: Yes: doggy, horsey, birdy, ducky. No: catty, cowy, ratty, goaty. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
2015-04-20: Was teaching @___ double-tapping home to abort crashed apps & he figured out that’s how to …
2015-04-20: An app that keeps track of how many times you rotated around right or left, so at the end of the day …
2015-04-19: My favorite bar, @theroyale turned ten today. If you haven’t been to The Royale, you haven’t been to …
2015-04-19: Tip for doing anything anywhere that makes everything always better: go right when it opens (or just …
2015-04-19: With all the Twitter tweaks lately, I keep expecting one that removes @ names from your …
2015-04-19: Episode 8: Force Hits Snooze.
2015-04-19: We could’ve done a lot worse with @___ being obsessed with a song than @tmbg’s Electric Car but I …
2015-04-19: For their ultimate test of patience and zen calm, monks should have to guide a 2-year-old to walk …
2015-04-18: I still find Google’s ngram search really cool, though I wish it updated to more recent than 2008. …
2015-04-18: Tesla & Prius could more accurately be called coal & natural gas cars.
2015-04-18: Give credit to Saarinen for designing a monument & symbol of the city that can be mowed into …
2015-04-18: Thank you Internet, for making me feel handy and not even having to go to the hardware store: …
2015-04-18: The downside of the kid napping during afternoon ball game time is not going to more ball games. The …
2015-04-17: The neighborhood kids ranked the best jobs, but I can’t quite make out what #1 is: …
2015-04-16: I want one of those tiny outside play houses for kids, except designed in the style of Frank Lloyd …
2015-04-16: My take on an older Chewie: t.co/Ne8nMBHyD…
2015-04-16: I don’t know why all these people wondering What’s Up Dog don’t just google it: …
2015-04-16: You mean there’s not yet a parody of the new Star Wars trailer? You failed me, Internet, for …
2015-04-15: Rental car companies should offer upgrades to cars that are about to flip the odometer over.
2015-04-13: .@sbolen This moment was quite suspenseful. Will it get a dial tone? Will it connect? What is even …
2015-04-13: Very cool for the @cardinals to do a Dial-Up Modem throwback game today: t.co/49zAgjPWM…
2015-04-13: The “family” bathrooms at Busch Stadium don’t allow both parents to go in with the toddler. …
2015-04-13: #CardinalDad We walk down to the railing at Busch & @___ points and says “Lou Brock on a …
2015-04-12: The jig is up. @___ found out I did not make up that song about said canary. t.co/0c7AQSKQv…
2015-04-12: Sanitation invention: entrance to the bathroom requires you to allow both hands to be sprayed green …
2015-04-12: Flintstone Vitamins are still a thing. Are The Flintstones still a thing? Are they on tv at all? …
2015-04-11: It always feels like the Twitter app is saying PSYCH! when I tap on “2 Retweets” and see: …
2015-04-11: I asked @___ why he loved elevators & he said: “The doors open. What’s there? I don’t know!”
2015-04-11: I’m staying up late to keep up with tweets from people at or watching the Yankees game. Another wild …
2015-04-10: To achieve my goal of being in the best shape of my life at age 80 takes a real lifetime commitment …
2015-04-10: Assuming annual Apple Watch update, people getting their watch in August will have 8 months till …
2015-04-10: License plate game: Find a word that uses all letters, in order. Shortest word wins. …
2015-04-10: A surprising number of 1994’s t.co/DUxKQLQax… sites are still active (& still …
2015-04-09: Seems like Family Sharing on iOS breaks if one person is on 8.3 & others aren’t. …
2015-04-09: I’m 99% sure my most used apps are Tweetbot and Twitter, but iOS 8.3 has other ideas for when …
2015-04-09: Scientifically proved that the face detection algorithm in the new Photos app, while impressive, is …
2015-04-08: It seems unlikely Jony oversaw & approved the animated emoji. But equally hard to believe he …
2015-04-08: Simple baseball rule of thumb: if you score zero, you know the loss is not your pitcher’s fault.
2015-04-08: Was enjoying watching t.co/Jmh9zxDcI… fullscreen on side monitor till they made me sit …
2015-04-08: Bet we’re setting a new world record at Meh today: Most people convinced to buy both a lantern …
2015-04-08: .@isaiah Yes! The garbage truck’s another thing that’s amazing (a giant mech robot with …
2015-04-08: Wednesdays are the best. t.co/d5kRC4xUB…
2015-04-07: Showed @___ a red bird on a branch and he said “like Fredbird?” #gocards
2015-04-07: Showed @___ a “red bird” and he said “like Fredbird?” #gocards
2015-04-07: Do other languages have faux-other-languages, like we have Pig-Latin?
2015-04-07: I’ve mostly excised “actually” & “technically” but wow do I …
2015-04-07: Every time I find my issue in a forum, the 2nd post is: “I don’t have that but I do have …
2015-04-06: Can there be a site that tells us if we’re on the backlash or the backlash to the backlash for pop …
2015-04-05: A few years ago we went down to Soring Training for Easter. The first pitch was thrown by the Easter …
2015-04-05: Happy move-the-baseball-app-back-to-the-home-page day. t.co/Nu5iVUbYh…
2015-04-04: We watched The Rock on SNL, The Rock lip sync: t.co/dpGPLtCht… & read @mallelis’s …
2015-04-04: Ironing and phone notifications do not go well together.
2015-04-04: My toddler son just chastised me about my toenails and insisted that I cut them right now.
2015-04-03: Is it…could it finally be…spring? t.co/27WLZ9nac…
2015-04-03: 592 retweets for this (https://t.co/e0CwZgL8ss). Why? What does it mean? What is going on? …
2015-04-03: You’re on the very edge of boiling over at all the potty training clean-ups & mishaps and …
2015-04-03: In countries where people read from right to left do they put the washer to the right of the dryer?
2015-04-03: Generally I think movie & TV reboots are stupid & we should look for new ideas, but …
2015-04-02: Twitter Bechdel: See if you can find a screenful of only women’s tweets in your feed. …
2015-04-02: I mean, tilde is a fine name at all, but we could’ve been calling it the swung dash all along??
2015-04-01: I must be the last one in the world to discover that they made a movie called The Fast & The …
2015-04-01: Wow, the-cloud-to-my-butt browser extension (by @stevenf) even makes the Bible better! …
2015-04-01: Sometimes I forget that it’s April Fools day not on the Internet also. t.co/KQ2Y1b8Xf…
2015-04-01: Dash button: totally stupid. Dash Replenishing Service: very awesome. Now to figure out why I think …
2015-04-01: The ultimate tech challenge: Change a bluetooth keyboard from pairing with 1 Mac to another, while …
2015-04-01: I get that everyone hates the Web on April Fools, but Meh screws with people every day, so …
2015-03-31: The monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey was essentially a giant Amazon Dash button.
2015-03-30: Huh, I thought I would get more than 3 years before my kid passed up my cell phone data usage.
2015-03-29: Watched a beautiful sunset, live, over the Grand Canyon tonight thanks to Periscope, but also a …
2015-03-29: Tonight at dinner, @___ spontaneously said “dead malls dot com”, his first spoken url. (Apparently …
2015-03-29: Milestone: @___ learns the pour-over coffee-making method. t.co/sun9dPlJD…
2015-03-27: Periscope UI is bewildering. This list doesn’t say who is hosting the feed?! I’m feeling very Get …
2015-03-27: Lately @___ has been learning & talking about elevator brands. Which is fine when it’s Otis …
2015-03-27: Books I read to my kid are dedicated to other kids…nephews, or family friends. Almost like …
2015-03-27: I love that the Is Abe Vigoda Dead site at t.co/FAHSQ1VOQ… is now 14 years old and he’s …
2015-03-26: When you think about the inevitable future success of Facebook remember the surprising decline of …
2015-03-26: In-App-Purchase idea for chat apps: Free to use, +$0.99 to get the use of E.
2015-03-26: If Amazon’s new Cloud Storage Drive is truly unlimited, DropBox should start up an account and …
2015-03-24: I’m 40 & I still don’t know what Levis jeans number I like best. What do you get?
2015-03-23: The special effects in this are more impressive than most movies out now: t.co/T3lC6nTv1…
2015-03-23: Will you be able to set self-driving cars to speed by 4 or 5 mph? If not it’ll be another …
2015-03-22: I bet the MacBook team regrets not integrating Siri into OS X now. t.co/eBdvNbyeF…
2015-03-22: Using my phone less might make me a better & happier person, but I’d miss out on memes, so …
2015-03-22: Consequences of no phone all morning: I misdressed my kid because I didn’t look up the forecast …
2015-03-21: .@alexpalex I want @SpaceX to make pajamas & sheets of their spaceship designs for my kid.
2015-03-21: Challenging myself tomorrow to see how long after I wake up I can avoid looking at my phone while …
2015-03-21: Didn’t imagine this would work so well: t.co/Lq4mJT3TY…
2015-03-20: Every Spring Training game should use alternate uniforms, with every gimmick & angle, and …
2015-03-20: Do you grow out of hitting your funny bone? (I’m sure I’m jinxing myself here, but it …
2015-03-19: Are there video game tutors? That should be a thing.
2015-03-19: The most surprising thing to people visiting Texas (who haven’t lived there) is that people …
2015-03-19: Just meerkat-ed a possum & it was the coolest meerkat ever but because of my stupid meerkats …
2015-03-18: |LIVE NOW| t.co/SufA34fnK…
2015-03-18: Beautiful sunrise, wasted at the airport: t.co/nglkZ8vli…
2015-03-17: Can it be acceptable for groups of adults to read books to each other? It’d be educational & …
2015-03-16: If you’ve tweeted over 10,000 times & haven’t tried at least 3 Twitter apps, you can’t be …
2015-03-16: Discovered tonight, from 2006-2010 I lived on same street & block(!) as @bluishorange’s …
2015-03-16: There are times I wish I could write to Siri instead of talk. And yes I know about Google.
2015-03-16: A good one-two combo t.co/ToCxXSdWw…
2015-03-16: Now that we know how much the various Apple Watches are going to cost, let’s see wild …
2015-03-16: This Alto snowboard guy is a real jerk, tearing down bunting, waking elders, kicking out campfires …
2015-03-16: Dear people who use (: instead of :) for a smiley: What horrific thing happened to you to make you …
2015-03-16: I joined Twitter 8 years ago. Felt like I was late to the game at the time. @jkottke beat me here by …
2015-03-15: An unexpected, helpful, and tasty new Google feature: t.co/Mxp9mOzSD…
2015-03-15: Happy Pi day (as far as they knew up to about 1650BC)!
2015-03-14: Looking at pictures, @___ says “doggy” & then “catty” & I realize there’s no logical …
2015-03-14: In the future, wedding vows will include a CAPTCHA, you know, just to be sure.
2015-03-14: I’m a little embarrassed to admit after all these years, I never noticed that women only have …
2015-03-14: This Pi day is all right, but March 14, 1592 was the best Pi day of all time. At least until …
2015-03-14: Wish I’d thought to put a pedometer on @___ at his first step, so he could know a lifetime total.
2015-03-14: Asked if I remembered Wild Kingdom, I said no. Then they said Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom …
2015-03-14: (@anagramatron tweeted one half of a tweet, so I’m tweeting a possible other half)
2015-03-14: The chunkier videodisc.
2015-03-13: I wish I could reprogram my brain to get sleepy while playing games in bed instead of gaining …
2015-03-13: A lot less griping about #sxsw in my feed this year. A) it got better B) you got used to it C) you …
2015-03-12: This book says the opposite of fast is slow. But isn’t the opposite stopped? Or maybe fast in the …
2015-03-11: If you’ve wondered about the 808 drum machine, @jasontoon wrote an article on it at …
2015-03-11: Queue the chorus of “If Apple wasn’t so busy trying to get this Watch out, this Apple ID …
2015-03-10: Watched a bunch of old greeting card ads at the Hallmark factory which just must be filled with dust …
2015-03-10: Figured out the trick to taking good naps: complete and utter exhaustion by noon.
2015-03-09: Thanks, Apple, for that pleasant feeling of not urgently needing the new thing you showed off. Feels …
2015-03-09: The iPhone 9 won’t even have a screen because you will never take it out of your pocket.
2015-03-09: Doing a withdraw for a down payment on the Watch. t.co/9J49F9tiX…
2015-03-09: Huh, the Apple Watch Edition uses a bit more gold than I expected. t.co/tMGa0QWrY…
2015-03-08: Even trash cans used to be a lot nicer @ Union Station Kansas City Inc. t.co/9WRFaQsji…
2015-03-08: Tomorrow at Apple’s announcement: “You know how we said a thousand NOs for every YES? It turns out …
2015-03-08: I thought I was good at avoiding mansplaining, but the amount @___ says ACTUALLY… says otherwise.
2015-03-08: I want to watch iPhone UI testing with 2-year-olds.
2015-03-07: A whole lot of flipping. t.co/MYYNe7mTk…
2015-03-07: This is the most “sportsball” I’ve ever felt. What is this even? No sport named, …
2015-03-07: Turns out live streaming and an active two year old are not very compatible.
2015-03-07: |LIVE NOW| - #meerkat t.co/M68FfgM3C…
2015-03-06: At the pizza place, @___ is confused why he can’t make this picture “play.” @ …
2015-03-06: Certainly Pebble doesn’t have better access to new technologies than Amazon, so what’s the real …
2015-03-05: #supercut request: Every time they drug B. A. Baracus because he’s scared of flying.
2015-03-04: Discovered at 2am last night that if your power goes out, when it comes back on all your Hue lights …
2015-03-03: “Factoring Attack on RSA-EXPORT Keys” does not acronym to FREAK. Sorry. I veto that.
2015-03-02: Literally every single person who ever got an email from Hillary Clinton in 4 years knew. “From:” is …
2015-03-02: I hope Hillary Clinton’s justification for using personal email at her job is about how much Outlook …
2015-03-02: I unfollowed a bunch of people who haven’t tweeted in a year, so yes it’s been a productive day.
2015-03-02: I almost never do that whole “tweet a screenshot of a bunch of text” thing, but I find …
2015-03-02: Someone emailed me advice on how to deal with a crummy landlord. Because of my metafilter post…EIGHT …
2015-03-02: I hadn’t realized that to make credit cards more secure they’d have to make them a bit bigger: …
2015-03-02: Now, when the Kickstarter thing finally shows up, I have to go re-watch the funding video to figure …
2015-03-01: Just starting to understand contractions, @___ now calls it cannoteloupe
2015-03-01: Prior to shoveling, reading through tips on snow shoveling. The last one is to consider not …
2015-02-28: Thanks to Twitter I have a much better idea of what the sky in San Francisco looks like tonight than …
2015-02-28: I need an app to help me find which app I used for that list I made last month.
2015-02-27: Grateful @TheRealNimoy didn’t weigh in on the dress color.
2015-02-27: If Internet meme life is ½ as long each year as the year before, a meme lasting 1 year in ‘98 …
2015-02-27: A lot of pressure on 80+ year olds to make each tweet really count, just in case.
2015-02-27: [raised hand with part between middle and ring fingers emoji]
2015-02-27: …and everything that King Midas touched turned to, like, a shade of black, under some weird lighting …
2015-02-27: Thinking about that black shirt I was going to wear tomorrow or, you know, maybe it’s gold because …
2015-02-27: 20 years ago, memes were cutting edge for 6 months. 10 years ago: two weeks. Now? 30 minutes. Where …
2015-02-26: This is how the next Civil War starts.
2015-02-26: I bet Apple Watch has an unfixable Daylight Saving Time bug, so they just decided to launch it the …
2015-02-26: Some days it’s fun to wake up early and hang out with East Coast Twitter.
2015-02-25: Edition Apple Watches? Apple Watches Edition? Apples Watches Editions.
2015-02-25: 19 Apple Watch Editions t.co/50YVDCQyg…
2015-02-25: At @WeAreMeh it’s important to dive deep into the cause of mistakes & methods to …
2015-02-25: 8 years into the iPhone & it still won’t stop buzzing for incoming texts while …
2015-02-25: I wish rebooting your computer was as interesting as rebooting Batman.
2015-02-25: If I owned a sports team I’d put in the contract “If you make more than $1M/year, …
2015-02-24: Taught @___ how to ask Siri for “picture of…” and now he understands the true power of the Internet. …
2015-02-24: New Pebble watch looks cool, but “no compromises” bullshit marketing kills it. It says …
2015-02-23: Do you think Sesame Street’s Fifty Shades of Gray parody made it to script writing before it got …
2015-02-23: I want to take a drawing class called How To Draw So Your a Toddler Can Recognize What It Is You’re …
2015-02-23: As a responsible parent, it’s my job after @___‘s bedtime to see if I can get YouTube Kids to play …
2015-02-23: Realized just a little too late that we accidentally taught @___ that all mail goes right into the …
2015-02-23: No, Siri, I’m not planning on buying some obsolete smartphones at the grocery: …
2015-02-22: “I’ve been working on the railroad, just to pass the time away.“ Just? Like…it’s your hobby? Are you …
2015-02-22: Twitter’s new Group Direct Messaging is a great feature, I thought before I couldn’t think of a …
2015-02-22: I bet 95% of Wikipedia’s “In Popular Culture” sections reference a Simpsons episode.
2015-02-21: I don’t need reading glasses for text yet, but apparently I need emoji glasses.
2015-02-20: I used to think I was pretty good at iOS games, and then I friended @danieleagee on GameCenter.
2015-02-20: Where’s my single-serving website telling me if I should salt the walkway or not?
2015-02-20: The most important survivalist tip: you can’t spell camouflage without guacamole.
2015-02-19: It is time for @ChevyChaseToGo to complete the Fletch/Fletch Lives trilogy with Fletch Dies.
2015-02-19: Which comes out first? New cinema display, or new AppleTV model? (@smiller votes: Apple Car)
2015-02-18: Does anyone ever want the iPhone to do that select-a-rectangle-block-of-text thing? Everyone fights …
2015-02-18: How much gold is in the Apple Watch? An 18k Rolex watch has 74.9 grams. Today, that’s …
2015-02-18: 5 days ago I tweeted that you couldn’t ask Siri about a fox without getting meme gibberish …
2015-02-17: Is it impolite to look through people’s replies? If I hadn’t, I still wouldn’t …
2015-02-17: Apple hasn’t innovated at all since the Apple Watch. It’s clear they just don’t …
2015-02-17: What keyboard key would you most like to use in life? Undo? Ctrl/Cmd? F1/Help? Return? Delete? …
2015-02-16: Missed opportunity when the @appleworldtoday folks who left TUAW didn’t name their new site …
2015-02-16: I’m convinced Safari knows to beachball the longest when I’ve made a stupid typo and am …
2015-02-16: My hatred for those stupid NO SOLICITING signs is competing neck & neck with my hatred for …
2015-02-16: The long-tail chain reaction of RTs is bewildering to me. I suppose it’s people who follow …
2015-02-16: The worst part about subdomains is how it screws up your URL autocomplete - looking at you, …
2015-02-16: Why don’t any snow removal places tweet on Twitter weather hashtags? #stlwx
2015-02-15: Disappointed in the lack of chaos, destruction & empty shelves at grocery before …
2015-02-15: I’m tired of nicknaming snow storms after disasters. How about music festivals? #snowchella …
2015-02-14: Mind-blowing moment for @___ as he first discovers that his Kermit toy is on TV and in videos too!
2015-02-13: “My desires are… unconventional.” “So show me.” …
2015-02-13: .@JesseThorn First time I’ve backed a Kickstarter with a buck. A nice, worthwhile reward …
2015-02-12: Hi to the apparently many legions of fox fans with fox avatars that are now following me. I’ll …
2015-02-12: Challenge: get Siri to actually answer a legitimate question about a fox, or Fox TV or anything at …
2015-02-12: I know it’s silly but this is some seriously stupid scripting. t.co/BJ8YyDZv2…
2015-02-12: Siri can be a little over eager to get in on an aging joke: t.co/zUVBNHfHC…
2015-02-11: The biggest issue with site sponsorships is that the list of sponsors is treated as a prospect list …
2015-02-11: I say “I’ll talk to you later.” Isn’t that the thing to say? But now …
2015-02-10: Testimonial for our @gruber sponsorships - these analytics show the top quality users you get from …
2015-02-10: Who would not watch a Kanye-hosted, Kanye-run, Kanye-judged award show? The Westies?
2015-02-10: I want a site that tells me the best show on each Apple TV channel.
2015-02-09: Teaching @___ the important stuff, like how to type his Twitter handle. t.co/3I8RGaZSN…
2015-02-08: The perils of CSS buttons. t.co/D1o0txzzZ…
2015-02-08: Today’s @WeAreMeh description starts: “Check out this genuinely awful tablet. It’s …
2015-02-08: Chipotle’s Twitter account got hacked & tweeted nazi stuff. The scariest part is …
2015-02-08: Hauling away the old artificial tree in what can only be described as a body bag. Anyone know how …
2015-02-07: USPS sent a shred of a package. I can request that they look for the contents. They scold me, saying …
2015-02-06: Living in the future. It’s a little dark here, since the Hue app crashes so I can’t turn …
2015-02-05: I think I was about 30 years old before I first understood the salt slogan”when it rains, it …
2015-02-05: Whenever I’m annoyed at dealing with so much email I try to remember the awfulness of …
2015-02-05: I look at that huge list of vaccines my kid’s supposed to get over his first 18 years and …
2015-02-04: Show of hands, how many expected the Tandy Leather branch of Tandy Corporation to outlast the Radio …
2015-02-04: How many times do you think someone’s brought up “sponsored DMs” in Twitter …
2015-02-04: Can the technique used to colorize movies work to colorize night-vision goggles I wonder as I …
2015-02-03: When you give someone’s kid a book, you’re giving their parents freedom from reading …
2015-02-03: I enjoy a good tilt-shift photo, but is it really appropriate for photos from the scene of a …
2015-02-03: Is it too late for us to get in on the dancing / singing shark phenomenon? Probably! …
2015-02-02: If you ever tweet an “honest question” I make a personal note that every other question …
2015-02-02: Thanks, @tripit for a little perspective on what it would feel like to be illiterate: …
2015-02-02: We need a chain email: cancel your AOL Dial-Up within 7 days or have 7 years of bad luck. And Bill …
2015-02-01: So next year I guess we need trigger warnings before each ad.
2015-02-01: So presumably there was some study that showed getting someone to cry was the best way to get them …
2015-02-01: My feed has a serious lack of people asking what time the Super Bowl is.
2015-01-31: Not sure what the point of separating instructions into steps is if step 4 is “put everything …
2015-01-31: We did a t.co/FblwwfP89… product story today specifically to entertain those who have …
2015-01-30: How is there no Google result (till now) for “Why is Banshee a man?” …
2015-01-30: Thinking about an email app that doesn’t do email at all and just tells you that you …
2015-01-29: I bet if the NSA offered free, high speed, reliable back-ups for computers & phones …
2015-01-27: You’d think there’d be room for a sentence considering if a company paying the tax was …
2015-01-27: If you’ve favorited less stuff than you’ve tweeted, you’re doing Twitter wrong. …
2015-01-26: Why don’t we ever see a Giga Value? t.co/8bHPEhQ7g…
2015-01-26: How many years till people are taking “handwriting” classes the way people learn …
2015-01-26: Top-selling security cam: Dropcam. #2? Fake camera that does nothing. It’s a toss-up which …
2015-01-26: Landmarks should have signs with Flickr urls to professional Creative Commons photos that people can …
2015-01-25: Are people still watching The Simpsons, or did they just get TV show tenure?
2015-01-25: When you share a link on Facebook, you’re not obligated to keep the click-bait secret. Tell people …
2015-01-23: When someone wants to meet up at 9am, I first think “too early!” Then I laugh & laugh …
2015-01-23: Internet, I’m disappointed in you. If ever there was an excuse to bring back the “ate my balls” …
2015-01-23: This is the coolest unsolicited mail I’ve ever gotten. t.co/Uczl3Jrdh…
2015-01-22: In case you weren’t born yet, this Nutrigrain spec ad (from 2003!) is still good: …
2015-01-22: Looks like the YouTube comments on Obama’s interview are working out pretty well. …
2015-01-21: Dear @_ from the past: STOP. I don’t care how cheap they are, you don’t need 30 BuiltNY cases. …
2015-01-21: Thinking about moving to Canada purely based on the coolness of their passport under blacklight: …
2015-01-20: I would not have predicted the @WhiteHouse streaming the #sotu more successfully than Apple streamed …
2015-01-19: I don’t usually think the name you give a kid matters that much for how they turn out, but what …
2015-01-19: Can’t tell if this was @___‘s 1st joke or just a scientific conclusion - Q: What does Santa Duck …
2015-01-19: So, how does major sports news get reported incorrectly? I doubt any news is clearer, and with a …
2015-01-19: Took down the Christmas decorations because…it’s late, right? But I’m the first in the …
2015-01-19: It doesn’t actually make it a “friendly” reminder just because you call it a …
2015-01-19: Google alerts have gotten worse over the years. I’ve had better luck with …
2015-01-18: That guy the president has who whispers who someone is right before he meets them…How much to hire …
2015-01-18: I’m bad at remembering names. But also faces. And previous conversations. And encounters. People in …
2015-01-17: I asked @___ what the 1st letter of Corduroy was. He ran off & played a toy piano key. I …
2015-01-16: After much considered thought & self-examination, there’s no escaping the truth: I’m a Bruno …
2015-01-16: Everyone has a mysterious Japanese twitterbot that instantly auto-faves their tweets right? Hi …
2015-01-16: I absolutely hate getting bcc’d on something as a secret eavesdropping technique. Inevitably, …
2015-01-15: Be My Eyes connects blind people with sighted people, to help with things like reading the …
2015-01-15: Tonight @___ wanted to sing happy birthday to water & it occurs to me there was some 1st day …
2015-01-15: If double-tapping the home button was equivalent to tapping the status bar (instead of just lowering …
2015-01-14: Told @___ “when you’re lost, you can get out a map” but…launch a map? Load it? Run? Maybe “open” …
2015-01-14: If you had a technique to train people to get better at texting while driving, would you make it …
2015-01-14: So @tmbg wrote another theme song for us at Meh! This one’s our @WeAreMeh Twitter theme song …
2015-01-14: Pretty hard core that @FedEx makes their support people change their first name to FedEx: …
2015-01-13: I really feel like my lip-reading abilities have greatly improved thanks to captioned animated gifs.
2015-01-13: 9 years ago I wrote about Woot getting to 150k members. Today I wrote about Meh at 170k. Guess …
2015-01-13: Is there a reason I can’t swipe left or right from my iPhone lock screen? Because I get it wrong …
2015-01-12: This is the first tweet using the phrase “the year 7422” t.co/f6vGaf8fY… …
2015-01-12: Auto-correct makes it crazily hard to text someone about a typo.
2015-01-12: People showed up at t.co/LaTkymHiS… today not wanting a single BuiltNY bag & now are …
2015-01-11: What year do these award shows stream live through Netflix?
2015-01-11: Pretty sure the bot-run Twitter game I play (@acrotowne) was just won by a bot (@acrotownebot)
2015-01-10: How long have I used @tweetbot & never noticed that double-tapping the direct message icon …
2015-01-10: Capped a day with @___ reading about escalators & watching escalator videos with 2 hours of …
2015-01-10: It should be someone’s full time job at @apple to ensure that hitting the home button always works, …
2015-01-10: Today @___ got obsessed with the escalators in the Corduroy book. @mental_floss to the rescue: …
2015-01-10: At lunch today, three men wearing suits, in their 40s, debated for 5 minutes what years Tom Cruise …
2015-01-10: Rorschach test taken by a Disney fanatic: “ooh, another hidden Mickey!”
2015-01-09: Regretting not naming @___ Moe now that I see t.co/wHjquZwyy… is available.
2015-01-08: Hey everyone, go get a glass of water, you’re dehydrated.
2015-01-08: This feels like it could be a straightforward, honest reading of the feelings in @theonion office …
2015-01-08: Main result of the @hover DDOS attack & DNS downtime seems to be that it reminded me I …
2015-01-08: How lame that this guy left his last ecommerce start-up & created a new one that’s …
2015-01-07: It’s derided but I like writers enjoying what most find dull: “I found the new …
2015-01-07: .@mattalexand I’ve got a good speech opening: “What does Wordpress mean to you? No, …
2015-01-07: Got invited to speak at a WordPress conference which is especially flattering considering I’ve …
2015-01-06: One of the bigger tantrums we get with @___ is if he doesn’t get to watch @__ cook dinner.
2015-01-05: So I guess this is what Twitter would be like after a massive catastrophe.
2015-01-05: This is very Twilight Zone.
2015-01-05: Just tried to watch that excruciating Michael Bay Samsung CES video from last year and I still …
2015-01-03: Every single day Facebook suggests I should pump some advertising money into the Meh post for the …
2015-01-02: I used to look at my Shooting Star search ( t.co/aQmot42M1… ) & see where people were …
2015-01-02: I know these Best Of lists have been getting earlier each year, but this is ridiculous. …
2014-12-30: Just ¯_(ツ)/¯ figured ¯_(ツ)/¯ out ¯_(ツ)/¯ how ¯_(ツ)/¯ to ¯_(ツ)/¯ do ¯_(ツ)/¯ keyboard ¯_(ツ)_/¯ …
2014-12-30: Ah ha, now that Best Of tweet got RTed enough to make it into my Best Of 2014 list. Take that, …
2014-12-29: Everybody do something amazing tomorrow, so all of those Best Of lists are wrong.
2014-12-29: I bet the president of the Professional Limbo Association is the only one pleased the iPhone always …
2014-12-29: Category: presents I like to pretend are for my kid but are for me. t.co/nHPo8u6tm…
2014-12-29: Whew, that was tougher than expected: @_’s most-used words on Twitter, 2014 …
2014-12-29: See people: one day, right now I make up a new tweet: Words I Know I Did Use More In ‘14. …
2014-12-25: Christmas is the saddest day of the year for #brand Twitter: t.co/s1o6Rdnl2…
2014-12-25: Fun selling virtually nothing for literally nothing at t.co/LaTkymHiS… today. Merry …
2014-12-24: An ad with the text “wrap your presents easily and quickly with this one weird trick” would get a …
2014-12-24: The Russians have shown us dash cams can be in all cars, always on, always filming. Why is this so …
2014-12-24: Things people have “heard horror stories about” would make for awful horror stories: …
2014-12-24: Can’t think why you’d care but here’s my home screen: t.co/Fu2mBzWPz… …
2014-12-23: Scanning @thinkup pages, in 2014 @GlennF tweeted 37,989 times, or 4 times as much as I have in 7 …
2014-12-23: So now I don’t know if I don’t understand Tumblr, or if Apple doesn’t understand …
2014-12-23: I feel like @BarackObama should still add to his official @sony statement: “But, to be clear, …
2014-12-22: My most used word in tweets this year was: one. Appropriate since I’ve spent the last 10 years …
2014-12-22: Sad to watch @twitter go from one of the most accessible services to one of the least with the …
2014-12-19: Do you think we could convince North Korea that all those Real Housewives shows are also about Kim …
2014-12-19: Tonight, @___ coined the saying “Good idea, Quesadilla!”
2014-12-19: Journalists are writing headlines with @stevenf’s Cloud-To-Butt Extension in mind. I mean…they …
2014-12-19: Nice of Amazon to start charging $300/year for @AmazonFresh , so I no longer feel jealous of those …
2014-12-19: At Disney was 1st time I understood Yo. I texted @__ “I’m done with that ride” …
2014-12-19: I don’t like to hype Meh stuff, but I’d feel bad if you missed out on watching this awesome …
2014-12-18: Ok, we’re ready now. t.co/isPPVqM9Y…
2014-12-18: Never knew how much I apparently grunt when standing up & going up stairs till @___ began …
2014-12-18: What films are getting rejected as “too risky” before we even hear about them now?
2014-12-17: Did @nytimes need to say “one of”? “one of the first known instances of a threat from another nation …
2014-12-17: If I ever work at a design agency again, I’ll go into a client like I did in ‘98: explain what the …
2014-12-15: The current crib required attendees for @___ bedtime. t.co/rSPkJOdGJ…
2014-12-14: Ugh, very “few” difficulties. Ugh.
2014-12-14: I try to remind myself that days I feel regret over something stupid I said are days I had very …
2014-12-14: A tweet I wrote that only makes any sense at all on July 4, 2013 got ten retweets & faves …
2014-12-14: It used to seem so childishly simplistic to imagine there were people intent on being evil but …
2014-12-14: This is what a week of Disney looks like to my feet. t.co/v292AN9xd…
2014-12-12: With the amount of Under Armour logos I see on hoodies & sweatshirts, I feel like they chose …
2014-12-12: Just discovered the dark rum Dole Whip. t.co/jifR4vgwG…
2014-12-11: Now that Disney owns Star Wars they’ve let JJ Abrams add lens flare to everything. …
2014-12-10: Took a week off playing Crossy Roads and then got this. t.co/SjLkmTcQy…
2014-12-10: When you can’t go to Wally World… t.co/JOcznwLbp…
2014-12-09: Love the new 1980s exhibit at Disney. t.co/RTNFp1mME…
2014-12-07: The squirrels at Disney are hardcore. Saw two working together to chew through a stroller bottom for …
2014-12-07: “There’s no good family bathrooms in Mexico, let’s try in Norway.”
2014-12-06: At least Barbie was designing. This is depressing. t.co/kOSY3mVb4…
2014-12-05: I think this is technically correct but it just sounds really bizarre to treat Twitter Ads as a …
2014-12-05: Guess @amazon finally decided to get into the BoC / Fukubukuro racket: t.co/zXydWs1tl…
2014-12-05: Apple’s theater cost $169,999,985. So that idiotic psychological pricing methodology happens even …
2014-12-05: The 24-hour news networks should take a cue from @Nasa TV: utter silence until something worth …
2014-12-04: I assumed DVRs would kill the idea of friends watching the same show at the same time, but it’s …
2014-12-03: It’s 2:22pm and maybe someday you’ll see this as a retweet on that @alltheminutes …
2014-12-02: Since it frustrates me to always find stuff in the last place I looked, I just keep looking after I …
2014-12-02: The wx weather hashtag (as in #stlwx or #dfwwx) is the only time I’ve ever found hashtags actually …
2014-12-01: Animals in Good Night, Gorilla have doll animals like them (including Babar) but the armadillo has …
2014-12-01: I’ve only sworn 9 times on Twitter, so I’m on Santa’s nice list. And they counted …
2014-11-30: I told @__ that “properly kerned stockings” is at the top of my Christmas list. …
2014-11-30: Broke the 300 barrier in Crossy Roads: t.co/PHoo771ZO…
2014-11-30: Good to see America demanding answers to the important racial issues in our lives, like whether a …
2014-11-29: People say “Like Netflix for…” when they just mean “You pay money and get…”
2014-11-29: The “family” photos in the zookeepers’ house in Good Night, Gorilla are with the …
2014-11-28: After our Thanksgiving, @___ decided to have Thanksgiving with his friends. t.co/UIjS9IuK8…
2014-11-28: What getting the Christmas decorations down from the attic looks like (so far). …
2014-11-27: Thankful my family doesn’t disown me for having to stream the Thanksgiving Day parade from some …
2014-11-26: Each walk from house & zoo in Good Night, Gorilla one more neighbor is watching. …
2014-11-26: Graphically, the @NewYorker cover is good, but it strongly implies this is a St. Louis problem. It …
2014-11-26: Crossy Road sequel idea: You’re grown child of a character killed on the road, in charge of …
2014-11-26: Want to help this whole awful situation? t.co/tfHg8YDsj… Donate to Ferguson Library …
2014-11-24: I missed the part of law that says if there are any eye witnesses who disagree, you’re free to …
2014-11-23: The nightstand clock in Good Night, Gorilla advances with the story. t.co/Fj98hatBc…
2014-11-23: I’m getting s little obsessed finding all the tiny details in Good Night, Gorilla.
2014-11-22: That thing where you have to think, “even though I really keep wanting to play this game, am I …
2014-11-22: Back to my happy place, not-as-good-as-@waxpancake: t.co/tEIigSIl4…
2014-11-22: I realize I have no idea if bears actually like and eat honey or if that’s entirely …
2014-11-21: My favorite Twitter interaction (besides, you know, conversation) is the fave and then, ten minutes …
2014-11-21: There’s a guy named Barney, who responds to all mentions of color with “I love purple.” but we are …
2014-11-21: Most communities deal with bots trying to masquerade as humans. At t.co/LaTkymHiS… we have a …
2014-11-21: A lot happened between these two tweets: t.co/m4jzx6qoT…
2014-11-19: The first accidental @_ mention (of many tens of thousands): t.co/hx6PJE5od… #twitterfirsts
2014-11-19: First use of #twitterfirsts: t.co/hcd1jgKDl… #twitterfirsts
2014-11-19: Each night when we put his pajamas on, as we zip it up @___ says “bye bye body.”
2014-11-19: I was telling @___ about the turn signal tonight and he said “turn pickle” and I didn’t correct him.
2014-11-19: Oddly disappointed that I’m already a member of almost all of the t.co/BSttQTM2k… sites …
2014-11-17: If someone asks if the buck stops with you, you just say yes. Hemming and hawing is no kind of …
2014-11-16: I curse you with the link to a game I’ll be playing for hours now (10x10 puzzle: got 168) …
2014-11-16: Out of the blue, tonight @___ started singing Old MacDonald using letters (and their phonetic …
2014-11-16: I have eight weather apps and none of them give me an estimate of how much snow in likely to get in …
2014-11-16: When @___ does something well, we say “Big boy!” so now he returns the favor and says …
2014-11-16: Natural Rothko t.co/RwG938fKi…
2014-11-15: It’s 1 thing to give tips on cheating a salad bar, but calling out security guards & …
2014-11-14: So @tmbg did a theme song for t.co/LaTkymHiS… (is something I never thought I’d say …
2014-11-13: Can’t we establish some standard where if you actually make contact with a comet or asteroid …
2014-11-13: I told @___ that he knows many words and he scrunched up his face and said loudly “Mickey words!”
2014-11-12: Going to try playing Space Age entirely mirrored on my Apple TV. So far it’s awesome, as expected. …
2014-11-10: Internet connections are awful everywhere, it’s only the excuse that changes.
2014-11-06: The cleverness of swipe-up-for-control-panel is ruined by the first try always interacting with …
2014-11-06: In the Amazon Echo ad they call it Alexa 100 times & Amazon owns a company named Alexa. …
2014-11-06: Lost my bet that the new Star Wars movie was going to be called Return Of The Midichlorians.
2014-11-05: This @mathowie security camera incident really raises the significance of @stevenf’s …
2014-11-04: Today’s Meh determined scientifically* that people would rather buy 6 Bluetooth keyboards than …
2014-11-02: Happy I’m satisfying my core Anime Girl demographic: t.co/rqdQnyKWt…
2014-10-31: Oh darn it looks like there’s a lot fewer trick-or-treaters this year and we bought all this extra …
2014-10-31: In St. Louis the kids tell jokes at Halloween, but sometimes they’re more improv: Knock knock - …
2014-10-31: Got called “very rude” for asking a parent if she could turn down her kid’s first person shooter in …
2014-10-30: Has it been long enough for anyone to figure out what Apple meant by It’s Been Way Too Long?
2014-10-30: Amazon should merge their Firefly and Mayday features: have a live person tell you what that thing …
2014-10-29: I was rooting for Kansas City, but: a) Yay National League and b) The Cardinals lost to the World …
2014-10-29: Clearing up a couple spots on my iPhone home screen. How long till pitchers report?
2014-10-29: This is my equivalent to the gangster drug dealer showing off piles of riches. …
2014-10-28: It says something about the default attitude on Twitter that this is a necessary phrase: …
2014-10-27: So I guess that the GG “it’s ethics” crowd honestly thinks no reporters who cover Obama voted for …
2014-10-27: Always intriguing to get site traffic from a mysterious secret community: t.co/2dmaVwDNB…
2014-10-26: Be a legend in your neighborhood this Halloween, it’s not that expensive: t.co/1qme5tHlN…
2014-10-26: A bobcat wandered into my brother @snapster’s porch, but sadly he did not @kevinrose it across the …
2014-10-26: Excited to average below 2.666 on Desert Golf so far despite having no idea at all how anyone else …
2014-10-26: Early pre-Halloween events point to 3/4th of girls as princesses & ¾ of those as …
2014-10-25: Unfortunate bracket placement t.co/GmZowbxhS…
2014-10-25: I realize how badly this would end, but I wonder what it’d look like if you could filter your feed …
2014-10-25: Hilariously bad branding: The customer must say “I want to pay with CurrentC” & somehow get …
2014-10-24: It’s seeming like I’ll just always think of the 90’s as about a decade ago.
2014-10-24: Figured I should grab my personal archive from twitpic before they delete it all tomorrow but: …
2014-10-24: Hey, Amazon Chase Visa cards now work with Apple Pay, complete with Amazon logo on the card and all. …
2014-10-23: How many calories do you think a cringe burns? Considering an all-cringe diet.
2014-10-23: What I tweeted about the @cardinals two years ago is even more valid now: t.co/1p7BUmgPy…
2014-10-22: I wonder if my dentist visit went well because I told them I floss every day, or because I actually …
2014-10-21: Most of the talks at @xoxo were great, but this @tinysubversions one was perfect: …
2014-10-20: If something I post immediately gets a ton of faves, I assume it was funny. If it gets a lot of RTs, …
2014-10-20: Every time I look spacebar-look at an image in Messages, I see that “Open in Preview” …
2014-10-20: Zero for four on my credit/debit cards being supported by Apple Pay, including a Chase Visa (which …
2014-10-20: I’m surprised Apple didn’t set it up so searching Spotlight for Apple Pay would work. …
2014-10-20: I’m pleased, and surprised, that a search for “Best of Yosemite” is still almost …
2014-10-19: I wondered if the word belly was named after a bell, as in, bell-y. But no, it’s after a bellows …
2014-10-19: Like @internetarchive but recipes from restaurants that go out of business.
2014-10-17: Do we win for most shameful piggy-backing? The t.co/gSdlnvhvr… home page has the word iPad …
2014-10-17: My favorite Yosemite thing is turning DOWN the volume on my laptop no longer causes a loud chirping …
2014-10-17: Here’s how many original Mac screens fit inside the new iMac 5k screen: t.co/2NtAByJmg…
2014-10-17: A handy guide to Yosemite if you’re old and cranky: t.co/3qozLhdr7…
2014-10-16: Wait a second, I’m almost 40 &him just now finding out all toads are frogs? They’re a …
2014-10-16: The original Mac screen had 1.2% of the pixels of the new iMac.
2014-10-16: This is going to be one of those videos where he gets quieter and quieter and quieter and then a …
2014-10-16: Poor Mac Mini, not thin enough to make the product line up.
2014-10-16: Cool new keynote idea from Apple: When you want to make jokes, use a comedian.
2014-10-15: I think of the various fitness trackers I’ve tried more as “Number of days before you …
2014-10-15: Redesigning the Apple logo so it’s more 3D-ish and shiny? Uh, that sounds familiar… …
2014-10-15: Ah ha! Pocket Voice t.co/GGHEvFsqU… has not been updated in 3 years but it’s exactly what I …
2014-10-15: Is there a “record your voice and play it back as different notes on a keyboard” app?
2014-10-14: Happy one-year anniversary of this tweet that got RTed 130 times because it was surprising: …
2014-10-13: The nice old ladies I passed on my walk asked if I was “going to the riots.”
2014-10-13: Your move San Francisco: t.co/XJviMrHRw… (more sports decided by which player has the cutest …
2014-10-13: Rented a car, but they only describe it as “Special” class. Hoping for: zoo tram, duck …
2014-10-13: Why is the Cancel command in Pine (ctrl-c) right next to the Send command (ctrl-x) is an absurd …
2014-10-13: Uh oh, I just discovered there are living BBSes I can telnet into: t.co/EodoVUzBw… #wwiv
2014-10-12: This accidental delay of Girl Scout cookie delivery is the best idea we had all year. …
2014-10-12: Uh oh, seems like everyone’s caps lock broke at once: t.co/9sEHyPkko…
2014-10-12: I know it won’t happen, but would it be within baseball rules to have Yadi be the first base coach …
2014-10-12: This window has a hashtag. Are we done now? t.co/c2ominqUJ…
2014-10-12: I was hated for having brunch before having brunch was hateful. #hipsterHate
2014-10-12: I’m glad when @___ says he wants to look at Facebook, this is what he means. …
2014-10-11: If we’re going to be scaremongering about Ebola can we at least use it to get guys to wash their …
2014-10-11: I love that @textfiles’s Tilde Club page feels simultaneously like the past and the future. …
2014-10-11: Just in case it was in question before, this is some good scientific evidence that you can’t win a …
2014-10-11: A team can’t be somehow “good” at getting into extra innings, right? Right? This Royals post-season …
2014-10-11: Hard to blame @___ for the logic, he always stops me from getting to the end of There’s A Monster At …
2014-10-10: I don’t think it’s a coincidence that only one letter separates engagement and enragement. #brands
2014-10-10: It’s weird to think that inside and outside are sides. Sides of what? …
2014-10-10: Maybe the t.co/BSBPfud77… wait list could be divided into 1k user cohorts & see if a …
2014-10-10: Need an app to tell me why this one window in my house is vibrating.
2014-10-10: iOS8 App: Alternate keyboard that’s a personal key logger, feeding an Evernotes-like …
2014-10-09: Not quite 10 years have passed, I wonder what % of these sites are still active: …
2014-10-09: I think my t.co/j8h5iCo15… site design actually looks better in lynx: t.co/M53jXAhia…
2014-10-09: First t.co/FTRY7Rwsa… meet-up is a success! And very serious. Total attendees: 2. (Good to …
2014-10-08: Another night where what’s going on on Facebook and what’s going on on Twitter seem like different …
2014-10-08: If @___ was in the Princess & The Pea story he’d be all “free pea!” and eat it.
2014-10-08: I’m going to take a controversial stance: babies are not food and shouldn’t be eaten. …
2014-10-08: I Once Replied To A No-Reply Email & Now I’ll Get Mail Delivery Subsystem Warnings …
2014-10-08: Bummed that OhLife is shutting down, glad I noticed the email before they delete all entries on …
2014-10-07: You’re following @anagramatron right? Because these accidental anagrams are some of the best …
2014-10-07: Even more t.co/BSBPfud77… than t.co/BSBPfud77… is using the IP address instead of the …
2014-10-07: I challenge you to be sad after watching this troll sing a Spin Doctors song using words of 3 or …
2014-10-06: I get painting your town in the home teams colors, but the Cardinal red water looks more like …
2014-10-06: Are these Nerf guns popular in countries where guns are far less common than the US?
2014-10-06: Planning to have possibly the first t.co/BSBPfud77… meet-up on Thursday: …
2014-10-05: Anyone still (ever?) using double-tap home on the iPhone 6? I think they only included that so you …
2014-10-05: At the zoo. #cameranoir t.co/XdpCkox6S…
2014-10-04: It seems there is a term for this: t.co/kousJejVi…
2014-10-04: When is the future where I can toggle off all these on-screen widgets (or just move them to my …
2014-10-04: The Royals are doing a great job making up for lost years of post-season innings.
2014-10-04: Twin Peaks MMORPG
2014-10-04: I can understand Apple launching a programming language but I’m a little surprised hotels are …
2014-10-04: If @mlb insanely decided they actively wanted to stop people from watching their postseason games …
2014-10-03: Seriously, all these ridiculous new TLDs and we still don’t have this? t.co/LykcBkhvb…
2014-10-01: Pretty exciting to think one day someone else will create something like t.co/FTRY7Rwsa… …
2014-10-01: Finally got my homepage set up: t.co/MEOBJv6aK…
2014-10-01: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, 2000, 7, 8, 10. This. Means. Something.
2014-09-30: Why can’t I pinch-to-zoom video? t.co/rHsgtYa0u…
2014-09-30: It always annoyed me how little PayPal & then eBay did with the amazing domain …
2014-09-30: Ooh, I bet it really pisses off the authors if you call Harper’s Index a listicle.
2014-09-30: I’m not positive, but I think this Wikipedia page may be a little incomplete: …
2014-09-30: Note to self: update Living Will to make sure no one ever installs a “pacemaker running …
2014-09-30: Innovation! ”It gives the familiarity of Windows 7 with some of the elements of Windows 8.” …
2014-09-30: There was, presumably, more than one person involved that said “yes, 10 is the best name.”
2014-09-30: A general rule of thumb: if a public apology doesn’t have the word “apologize” or “sorry” it’s not …
2014-09-30: Twitter app that ranks your friends by how much sleep they get, based on time between tweets.
2014-09-29: If @MagicRecs DMs people about your tweet, do they tell you? (Uh, I guess everyone fave this …
2014-09-29: I love that new tech is bring back old tech: 3D printing used to aid stop-motion animation - …
2014-09-29: I wish I could pick an exact time, down to the tenth of a second & see what sites were …
2014-09-29: Mr. Show With Bob & Dave as a sequel to Breaking Bad, where Saul is trying out various …
2014-09-28: I suppose if I ended every day with 40% battery, I’d just complain that my phone …
2014-09-28: Has anyone come up with a name yet for the instead-of-a-word-I-typed-random-emoji typo?
2014-09-27: At swim lessons @___ made Tea stew (swishing arms around). Weird but less disturbing than the Puppy …
2014-09-27: I’ve been cynical about Jeter’s finale but @gruber’s story is tough not to like. …
2014-09-26: Twitter is great at confirming that no one has any idea why there are fireworks nearby. …
2014-09-26: My phone’s fine, but this PopTart I’ve been carrying in my back pocket is totally bent. …
2014-09-26: The iPhone won’t sleep when you hit the sleep button if you’ve just hit the volume …
2014-09-25: Where’s my “why are people suddenly cheering outside?” app?
2014-09-25: I just realized that the Path CEO is going to buy two Apple Watches, one for each wrist.
2014-09-25: Now THIS is what the internet is for: t.co/G4VDLVoCe… (via @kottke) t.co/IP3eBTOsf…
2014-09-25: Future world oddities: FaceTime with @chapinderek 1000 miles away & we’re wearing …
2014-09-24: I’m 39 & for the first time in my life I used up a canister of dental floss from start …
2014-09-24: Apparently I “don’t like anything cool” because I vetoed @__ getting a fireplace …
2014-09-24: It seems like @twitter’s algorithm of who I should follow is not particularly sophisticated: …
2014-09-24: Serious question: is “hobo” a lifestyle choice, and therefore acceptable for a Halloween …
2014-09-23: iOS8 - predictive text for the next word iOS9 - for the next phrase iOS10 - for the next sentence …
2014-09-23: Trying out that thing where even though your tweet gets cut off after going over the allowed …
2014-09-23: If someone put up the Roos pocket shoe concept on @kickstarter today it’d raise millions.
2014-09-23: The best thing about video calls is getting to see (& fix) that I’m apparently always …
2014-09-23: Twitter app idea: Venn lists - I pick two disparate people on Twitter & I can view a feed of …
2014-09-22: It’s weird that @peabodyenergy thinks I’d be happy to see Busch Stadium runs on 80% …
2014-09-22: Set up Medical ID on iOS8. If all do, it’ll be common to look at it in emergencies. Emergency …
2014-09-22: iPhone 6 icons should fill from the bottom up, so you can leave a blank row at the top instead of …
2014-09-22: If the best “scroll up” method is to double-tap home button & tap the lowered …
2014-09-22: Every time I’m setting up a new iPhone I’m shocked they still have the keyboard typing …
2014-09-22: How much are thumb extensions?
2014-09-22: I feel like I’m in Plato’s Cave trying to discern what the hell this Destiny game is …
2014-09-22: So what replaces tap at the top to scroll all the way up when none of us can reach the top?
2014-09-22: Metal house numbers, browsable by font. How is that not a thing?
2014-09-21: Discovering shadows with @___ #cameranoir t.co/z4WqrnmPc…
2014-09-21: Looking into the best way to clean out all the plants on my front sidewalk, googled “weed …
2014-09-21: So, @___ asked the difference between the “hall” & the “hallway” …
2014-09-20: Teaching @___ personal pronouns is shaping up to be a months-long rendition of Who’s On First.
2014-09-20: SERVICE PUG! (cc @darth) t.co/eW8FPbmIg…
2014-09-20: Is there a fantasy football league where you keep score by tracking fines and suspensions?
2014-09-20: The Internet is pretty cool and all, but wow is indoor plumbing amazing.
2014-09-20: An app reminding you why you followed someone: They followed you. Your friend RTd them. Recommended …
2014-09-19: Restaurant idea: Every bite is a mystery meal, served in an individual tiny cloche, hand-delivered …
2014-09-19: I’m guessing this may have been announced in the Cardinals press room: t.co/UC6IK65mL…
2014-09-19: Predictive text is making me feel like my jokes are a little too…predictable.
2014-09-19: Just completed a death-defying leave-home-for-an-hour stunt and survived without missing my iPhone …
2014-09-18: Map makers everywhere weep for the lost sales.
2014-09-18: What US vote would get 84% turnout? What would it take?
2014-09-18: Was the U2 silliness @tim_cook’s most masterful move as CEO? Do you hear anyone talking about …
2014-09-18: After I upgraded to iOS 8, the Twitter app (which I don’t use) settings got reset. So…the idea …
2014-09-18: Now at the age where if someone doesn’t match up to my cultural references, it’s more …
2014-09-17: So @att texts me that they’re raising my rates $25/month because I bought an iPhone & …
2014-09-17: Oh, just taking an hour or two to update the operating system on a phone I won’t ever use …
2014-09-16: Though @___ was born after the Space Shuttle program ended, his PJs are still tiled with them. …
2014-09-16: New accomplishment: I’ve sent more direct messages today than ever before. Well, not me, exactly, …
2014-09-16: Now is the time for Negativland to offer a free download swap for their U2 album.
2014-09-15: Not everyone with an iPhone got the U2 album automatically. Whoever screwed that up is probably …
2014-09-15: Always good to fire off that one last tweet before the airplane cabin door is closed, but never can …
2014-09-15: Missed you, weirdo magician airport mural. @ Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (Sea-Tac) …
2014-09-15: People wearing Portland Timbers jerseys get to board early. Even Portland airlines are weird.
2014-09-15: Companies should hire me to test out their Twitter username regex. t.co/rdLwBMOCj…
2014-09-14: A clear consensus on the most significant quote from #xoxofest. t.co/dB0f4FJuh…
2014-09-14: Everyone at #xoxofest is amazingly good at finding their 1000 True Fans, but struggles with giving …
2014-09-14: How different would the world be if all police ticket revenue went to community building budgets?
2014-09-14: If you’re at #xoxofest and follow me, say hi. I’m pretty sure I’m the only one …
2014-09-14: I think @YACHT is the first band I’ve seen with two keyboard players on one keyboard: …
2014-09-13: Good point from @t: my twitter handle used the least ink of any. Saving the environment, one …
2014-09-13: Is it cheesier to where a @xoxo shirt at #xoxofest or a t.co/7f5sGR0qf… shirt? Because …
2014-09-13: Accidentally beat everyone to #xoxofest this morning. Funny how I don’t sleep in even without …
2014-09-12: 6Gray128. Bedtime.
2014-09-11: Behold, the ultimate airplane passenger jerk move, recline your seat all the way, then stand: …
2014-09-11: I bet everyone at #xoxofest read the @ftrain article on politeness. Wonder how often we’ll hear …
2014-09-11: Is this intended to be of some use to someone? t.co/VeDh408yc…
2014-09-11: .@nestsupport The alarm that went off was a replacement for an alarm that previously had a false …
2014-09-11: Hey, @nestsupport, this is what a Last Straw looks like. Returning all detectors, getting boring, …
2014-09-10: Clever, and handy that Twitter’s pinned tweets show up in the search results: …
2014-09-10: Apple Watch Focus Group app - Pass out Watches to participants, show them ads & auto-record …
2014-09-10: An Apple Watch app syncing with the phone’s compass that gives me a light tap every time I …
2014-09-10: It will probably just be called the iWatch, regardless of what Apple actually named it. (Like the …
2014-09-09: Suddenly my wardrobe is again filled with site & startup shirts, but this time it’s because …
2014-09-09: Little known Apple commandment: Thou Shalt Only Have One Wheel Control, hence the iPod click wheel …
2014-09-09: Aspects of the 6 Plus make me think it’s just Apple placating people they disagree with. Ask Tim …
2014-09-09: Luckily, the guy over at @3x doesn’t seem to actually use Twitter, or he’d be having a …
2014-09-09: So - iPod. iPhone. iPad. And iCloud, iTunes, iWork, iMovie. On the other hand: Apple TV. Apple …
2014-09-09: So presumably most of the time between now and “early 2015” is spent optimizing for …
2014-09-09: I love how @gizmodo’s layout just automatically adjusts to what’s clearly the top …
2014-09-09: How that U2 skit should’ve gone - TIM: “That song was great! Let’s give it away. …
2014-09-09: Seeing that emoji makes me wish @mantia had never left Apple.
2014-09-08: You can tell @tmbg sang “what’s the sense in arguing when you’re all alone” before the Web.
2014-09-08: I’m disappointed this isn’t (yet) a real sport: t.co/DwpwqoC3h…
2014-09-08: These are the Daves I know (that are going to @xoxo): t.co/zRdi7azas…
2014-09-07: Glad I didn’t notice before I passed 10,000 tweets or I likely would’ve sat on 9,999 for a month.
2014-09-07: Rainy days are their own kind of fun now. t.co/4EMQjQKuB…
2014-09-07: Unironically excited about the Halloween issue of Martha Stewar Living every year. …
2014-09-06: A little vindication for my failed attempt to get Pascal to count as a high school language credit: …
2014-09-06: Girl survives natural disaster, but suffers severe head trauma triggering amnesia & …
2014-09-06: Does anyone ever campaign to remove a stop sign from an unbusy intersection? We’re headed for 100% …
2014-09-05: When kids only have a few complete sentences, it’s fun to think of them as sitcom catch phrases: …
2014-09-05: Grim thought: Based on average life expectancy, in 33 years all the main Simpsons voice-actors will …
2014-09-04: Spinning till you get dizzy is the real gateway drug.
2014-09-03: Don’t know what I thought Pilates was, but thought I’d certainly seen it, until I just saw it in a …
2014-09-03: It actually works pretty well if you do it so RTs do imply endorsements.
2014-09-03: I’d love to see a chart showing % of the population of a metropolitan area that lives within …
2014-09-02: You’ve gotta think halfway through the initial run to the city of Marathon that guy thought “This …
2014-09-02: I doubt there are many (any?) decent timeshare companies but Sundance Vacations makes the rest of …
2014-09-01: Someone should make a realistic deer hunting game where you play for hours and hours and maybe you …
2014-09-01: It may not technically be a Dole Whip, but it’s just as tasty. t.co/kBHlbUzg9…
2014-08-31: Fitness app idea: Couch-To-Walt Disney World.
2014-08-31: Out for a Sunday drive with @tripleunderscore #hyperlapse t.co/zmpLnoR8R…
2014-08-30: When you’re certain you’ve finished everything on a file, end the file name with “-draft” & …
2014-08-30: I’m surprised apple didn’t plan this out a little more: t.co/3tl0yO0jd…
2014-08-29: Voice recognition software scanning all pop songs in reverse to find “secret” messages.
2014-08-28: All of these restaurants with aquariums that have the characters of Finding Nemo captive never saw …
2014-08-28: Today looks like the 1st time on t.co/gSdlnvhvr… we’ll sell more than we got mehs. …
2014-08-28: Will @kickstarter coolers become the new @kickstarter wallets?
2014-08-28: Can you help me find the up-to-date accurate names of these dinosaurs for my kid? via @jelly …
2014-08-28: .@djacobs I want to live in the world where luxury product selection & travel pleasantries …
2014-08-27: If Apple had released a thin Cinema Display when the 1st thin iMacs came out, they’d be past …
2014-08-27: Why does medicine like Advil give a range for how often you can take it? Every 6-8 hours. So…6. Why …
2014-08-26: Next year’s Applebee’s slogan: All our apps are belong to you.
2014-08-26: I wonder if @netflix is noticing how much people enjoy watching shows everyone watches at the same …
2014-08-26: These Amazon book reviews from June 1995 were posted prior to the official first Amazon book sale …
2014-08-25: Very temporarily on the top spot here, so I’ve got to brag about it quickly: t.co/sU0iGk8Xu…
2014-08-25: Million dollar idea for when you hurt your finger but still want to use your phone: …
2014-08-24: Wow, @anagramatron is on fire. t.co/xkKhnillA…
2014-08-24: Each night @___ picks out books, calling them by the last title word. @__ & I managed not to …
2014-08-24: Thumb cuts (& the resulting bandaid) are so much more annoying in this future.
2014-08-22: Isn’t this the Venn diagram of people who care what’s in their Twitter feed & people who …
2014-08-22: I imagine half the work of writing a @TheOnion article now is researching if it’s already been …
2014-08-21: .@Jim_Lipsey If the rule for when driverless cars can succeed is their improvement over human …
2014-08-21: It’s weird that IPAs are now named like ska bands. t.co/sCQks7hwc…
2014-08-21: Why don’t driverless cars start with golf carts in retirement and beach communities? Seems less …
2014-08-20: A re-edit of Star Wars where all Darth’s anger is from his hatred of sand. Swap Alderaan for …
2014-08-20: English is Screwed Up. Responding “Ok” means Yes & responding “That’s Ok” means No.
2014-08-20: Is Twitter awful at accurately counting retweets for anyone else? Or do a lot of people just wise up …
2014-08-20: It’s hard not to view the gray hair showing up in my beard like the red stripe that shows up just …
2014-08-20: Guidebook idea: things to do in a beach town when you’re sunburned.
2014-08-19: I think I’ve already combed @___‘s hair more than I’ve ever combed my own.
2014-08-18: This speech reminds me of Steve Jobs “touting” the Rockr phone.
2014-08-18: Every night I risk disaster on @___‘s trip from bathtub to bed, going diaperless for that 30 feet. I …
2014-08-17: Do they make a lock picking version of this? t.co/G7z4UEc3Y…
2014-08-16: I can’t believe it took us this long to discover the cure for ALS was ice.
2014-08-15: If you knew nothing about this case besides the #ferguson press release, you’d have to conclude Mike …
2014-08-14: Had that Usual Suspects-like moment realizing where a band I like got their name. …
2014-08-13: Upset about arrest of @AntonioFrench but don’t know how to help? Donate to his education program, …
2014-08-13: Who says drip coffee makers are useless? t.co/J9brYL6ay…
2014-08-12: The mayor of #ferguson, James Knowles III, won with 1,111 votes in 2011 (for a 3-year term): …
2014-08-12: The only real overnight successes are newborn babies, and even they had nine months of prep work.
2014-08-11: Rejection letters at Apple should read “Thank you for contributing to our thousand NOs.”
2014-08-11: Writing tip to myself: Every time you use parentheses around a sentence, double-check that …
2014-08-10: All right, I know the whole internet has been holding off, but I’ve finished Breaking Bad, it’s ok …
2014-08-10: More @_ mysteries: 123 mentions/notifications to me over the last 30 days containing the word: …
2014-08-10: Is this…a thing? t.co/x8GO4GBfZ…
2014-08-10: Working on a mashup movie. What reads better, Sound of the Lambs or Silence of Music?
2014-08-10: The last ten games for everyone but the Braves is just a whole lot of treading water. …
2014-08-09: Newest weird aspect of being @_. I get credit for sharing tons of UK news stories from po.st: …
2014-08-09: I bet Target’s fraud, causing millions to get new credit cards, was worse for AOL, since it would …
2014-08-08: How @___ currently counts: 1…2…(& then for however many till the last …
2014-08-08: A reboot of Planet Of The Apes where it all starts with an ape being granted copyright over his …
2014-08-07: Will one single person ever tap that they are into “Hipster Places” on the new …
2014-08-07: I told Google that I preferred my ads in Esperanto. If I’m going to be bombarded with ads, I …
2014-08-06: A list, by city, of what business categories are at numbers like 222-2222 and 333-3333. At 314 (St. …
2014-08-06: I was prepared to eventually be known as Mr. Rutledge to some, but this whole Mr. Dave thing took me …
2014-08-05: Trying to think of the right derogatory term (like “glasshole”) for jerks with heads-up-displays in …
2014-08-05: On iOSs before 7 I don’t think I ever hit the home button and had that ignored, but it’s daily …
2014-08-05: The backup tigers have arrived. (Geiger, as @___ calls him.) t.co/qn2wyVGY2…
2014-08-04: The parking around here is very specific: t.co/ilGXDDMRQ…
2014-08-04: Little known fact: Einstein never watched even one Baby Einstein DVD.
2014-08-03: Pretty happy with my custom Duplo Happy Meal: t.co/4dlp3XS9i…
2014-08-03: Wonder what Brewers pitcher Will Smith thinks of Cardinals playing Gettin’ Jiggy With It as he walks …
2014-08-03: I feel like the way @swarmapp is laying this Arabic out wouldn’t suit left-to-right or right-to-left …
2014-08-02: Nothing like running out of space on your phone to bring back that film feeling of “is this really …
2014-08-01: There was a time when new buildings were being designed and someone thought “What this city needs is …
2014-08-01: The understudies are ready in case @___ pal goes missing. t.co/uqelWpADb…
2014-08-01: Like @WarbyParker but for pillows.
2014-07-31: Sometimes the news is delightful. t.co/x3OrkcGzc… t.co/H1FVyjuqH…
2014-07-31: I’d still love to hear the behind-the-scenes details on why that first white iPhone was …
2014-07-31: In the 5 or so years after Snoop Doggy Dogg became famous, did anyone ever ask Charles Schulz what …
2014-07-28: If you’re trying to re-create a restaurant dish and it’s just missing a little something, that …
2014-07-27: I finally got bored of PowerGrounds, what should I play now? (iOS)
2014-07-26: I guess it’s the future. I’m considering unfollowing a bot for being emotionally needy. RT @bffbot1: …
2014-07-26: What year has the first driverless car entered into the Indy 500?
2014-07-26: Watched a minute of Numberwang with @___. It’s like an educational Teletubbies.
2014-07-25: “Save money like there’s no tomorrow” is possibly the worst slogan I’ve ever seen for a financial …
2014-07-25: .@snapster The data shows that you’ll give in & join up after about the 7th email …
2014-07-25: My favorite Meh review is from SlickDeals: “the page was filled for profanities…now it’s …
2014-07-24: I would like a Twitter List of everyone I follow, but with RTs off.
2014-07-24: Huh. @snapster figured out you can have absurdly long tweets if you put it in a url path, like: …
2014-07-23: If you ike baseball or Portland (or maybe even if you don’t), watch The Battered Bastards Of …
2014-07-23: I wish Google had an ngram search for newspaper headlines. I’d love to see if any ever used …
2014-07-23: Sure Apple had $37.4 billion in revenue this quarter, but if they’d only released the iWatch …
2014-07-23: Awful that best practices for brands on Twitter seems to be “get people to shut up criticizing …
2014-07-22: Those of you surprised that @darth can sometimes give in to his anger have clearly not seen the …
2014-07-22: When you say “He wakes up way too early,” they ask “Oh, what time does he go to bed?” and whatever …
2014-07-22: If the price on your site ends in .99, I assume you think your customers are idiots.
2014-07-22: The right way to see Episode VII is with extremely low expectations, assuming it will be terrible. …
2014-07-22: Fair warning to anyone telling me secrets: if there was anything I could reveal and get another hour …
2014-07-18: Use one . and you’re great. Three and you’re fine… Four and it’s …
2014-07-18: In a surreal move today, Americans mostly managed to avoid Meh’s hated speaker docks but a …
2014-07-18: Anyone else freeze up when reading a word over the phone, having to come up with B-as-in, D-as-in, …
2014-07-18: We’re at the stage here where “some people even have tattoos of it” is not …
2014-07-17: My favorite Meh ads so far are up now at t.co/gSdlnv0sp… @darth made three to advertise …
2014-07-17: Woohoo, t.co/kDgqvcbXs… has the 2nd best HDX deal today. Some $5 HDX pliers are beating our …
2014-07-17: Hard to feel good about the accuracy of @googleanalytics when they don’t get …
2014-07-16: Working from home killed my podcast habit. I want to try Overcast, but I have no reason to.
2014-07-15: Frag-meh-ntation. In the last week, 267 different Samsung device models visited …
2014-07-15: I’m excited to read the first novel completely written by using iOS8’s predictive text …
2014-07-14: If you ever need to get a song out of your head, Meh now offers that service - type …
2014-07-12: I figured out the worst time to get that phantom phone buzz: right after you jump in the pool.
2014-07-12: It was surreal seeing this drive down the street in front of my house. t.co/oLCSGR28x…
2014-07-12: What’s with all the international strangers requesting to friend/follow on foursquare? (This isn’t …
2014-07-11: The Meh community says “mixing up your & you’re” is worse than Hitler, …
2014-07-11: Happy 10th Birthday @woot (and friends working there)!
2014-07-11: Was dragging an app out of a folder, let it go, now it’s not visible anywhere on my phone but still …
2014-07-09: From now on when a celebrity ignores my tweet I’m going to publish that they “refused to comment on …
2014-07-09: Lifehacker was an early supporter of Woot, nice to see them get Meh from day one: …
2014-07-09: Are there Amish types who got off the technology train at different periods? 1980s Amish-ish would …
2014-07-08: How to hit shift in iOS: double-tap to turn caps on, single tap to turn it off, single-tap to turn …
2014-07-08: Tonight, we launch Meh to everyone smart enough not to back our kickstarter. 12am eastern, so 9pm …
2014-07-07: Verifying myself: My Bitcoin username is +_. t.co/IXfpJnAcD… #bitcoin
2014-07-07: Now at the end of family vacations everyone looks expectantly at the kid with the iPhone who’s been …
2014-07-07: The “isn’t tech cool” talk with the cabbie was going great till I had to go on about driverless …
2014-07-06: 3 false alarms with my @nest protects in the last 2 weeks (all different detectors). Guess they …
2014-07-05: ☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆ 。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ wait, so was this just a 2013 thing, then? ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆ 。☆ 。☆ ☆。 ★。☆ ★”
2014-07-05: Awesome job, former owners, planting these so they grow to be in view of the dining room. …
2014-07-05: The worst thing about the iPhones upcoming size change is how it’ll ruin my nice crisp phone …
2014-07-01: I love that @danharmon’s Community has been in drastically different states for each #xoxofest.
2014-07-01: All right, @AnheuserBusch it’s time to publicly pick a side here. Who are you rooting for?
2014-07-01: You can tell we’re up against it when it feels like the other team somehow has twice as many …
2014-06-30: I’m 🚀🌎 on Emojli, the emoji-only network! Reserve your username now: t.co/LnwFKrcnt…
2014-06-29: But now if you’re ever having a bad day, you can just assume it’s Facebook’s fault.
2014-06-29: The bad thing about teaching @___ to collect sticks & take them to yard waste is it makes it …
2014-06-29: If you have an online friend you think of as generally depressed & negative, maybe you’re …
2014-06-29: If the kids who sang in Yo La Tengo’s Nuclear War were 6 years old, they just graduated high school.
2014-06-29: This year’s Fourth of July parade theme is “Stars & Stripes” which should be markedly better …
2014-06-27: Registered a joke domain today for the first time in a while: t.co/lWOij1R5Q…
2014-06-27: If you want to throw a buck away…er, our way & get in the site a day early, it’s the …
2014-06-26: I feel like I won on a State Farm slot machine: t.co/Uk1LidRV0…
2014-06-26: So this was on our back porch this morning. t.co/fDURsbc5p…
2014-06-25: Glad we got that Meh announcement out just in time to put in my @xoxo conference entry.
2014-06-25: And now you know why this write-up from 3 years ago mentions breakfast octopus: …
2014-06-24: Crazy to see meh as 3rd most popular Kickstarter right now. t.co/zglKWN2Ah… Awesome that …
2014-06-24: Hmm…Amazon Payments seems to be down, shortly after our Meh @Kickstarter launch. …
2014-06-22: I want an oldies station of kids music from the 70s.
2014-06-20: Imagine the fanfare if @Amazon announced that along with the Firefly feature on their new phone, …
2014-06-17: Thinking about a site that lists all services you can sign up for online but have to call to cancel. …
2014-06-17: Cool that Facebook decided to make Slingshot as an app version of this: t.co/q1qTbuVp4…
2014-06-17: TIL: Bats have a “protected” season, so apparently that one in our attic gets to just …
2014-06-17: When does @twitter start allowing emoji in usernames, and how can I reserve @💩?
2014-06-17: Nice try, @Tivo, but I won’t “be sure to ask your customer service representative about …
2014-06-17: That wonderful realization that you still have some coffee in your mug & the terrible …
2014-06-16: I only watched the first minute of the #USA #GHA game, so I assume it’s 67-0 now.
2014-06-16: Instead of getting the World’s Tiniest Wireless Earbuds, I’m just going to pretend I got …
2014-06-15: I’d like a coffee mug boldly proclaiming I’m in the top half of all dads.
2014-06-15: Would it be legal to put Molina in as a pitching coach mid-game?
2014-06-15: Who originated “say cheese” to smile, and how soon after the invention of photography …
2014-06-14: My parenting style is to have no idea when you’re supposed to teach a kid a thing & …
2014-06-13: Seems like someone should start thinking about what to do after IPv4.
2014-06-13: The greatest trick Spotify ever pulled was convincing iTunes execs they didn’t exist.
2014-06-12: Thinking about @meyerweb’s loss of his 6-year-old daughter & his strength in sharing …
2014-06-11: Rudolph’s nose doesn’t actually glow, it’s just shiny. A matte vs gloss type of thing. Not …
2014-06-09: All blankets should be twice as big as they are. #blanketstatement
2014-06-08: I was home sick the day MTV played 24 hours of homemade videos for Madonna’s True Blue & I …
2014-06-08: If you’re wee having trouble growing something, I recommend garage gutters. It seems they’re the …
2014-06-07: Discovered that a logo I designed is on an Indy race car. #woot t.co/ElFX50OGZ…
2014-06-07: Rainier than Mt. Rainier: t.co/7kDYE7vlq…
2014-06-07: Three straight weeks of seeing this sitting in someone’s yard, their marketing doesn’t …
2014-06-06: What’s the name for “fear of using anyone’s name because maybe you’re remembering wrong”?
2014-06-06: One of the first Dole Whips in St. Louis. (Newly at the zoo.) @ Saint Louis Zoo …
2014-06-06: My @everyword final word guess is: zzz
2014-06-06: Hate all these people who act like they’re all into donuts one day a year & just …
2014-06-04: The awesomely named Piggy Ward has the record for consecutive times reaching base (17). Carpenter …
2014-06-04: Reality show idea: pro athletes play kid sports. Man U kickball, Miami Heat tetherball, Olympic …
2014-06-03: A perfect seat for @___ t.co/cJFN1qozO…
2014-06-03: I can tell @___ is getting in a better mood when I’m singing to him because he starts requesting to …
2014-06-01: “You can’t spell feuilleton without f-e-u-i-l-l-e-t-o-n” — Spelling Bee bumper sticker
2014-06-01: I’d buy a console if there were a “Grand Theft Auto” (quality & scale) without all the grand …
2014-05-30: Is it too late for @alyankovic to do an “After all, you’re my Butterball” song?
2014-05-29: Teens at lunch discussing where to go now that their dads are on Snapchat. (Though they also had …
2014-05-28: Day 544 of Apple’s Cinema Displays being thicker than displays that have full Macs in them. …
2014-05-26: Can’t believe my ceiling fan choice got vetoed. t.co/QuLgovUfI…
2014-05-26: We got ___ a giant icon. t.co/GYvKE5zgO…
2014-05-26: Is there a number of squirrels in the yard it’s ok to call 911 about? I think they’re organizing.
2014-05-24: Setting a reminder on my phone for seven years from today: “You’re not going blind, your LED bulbs …
2014-05-24: It’s odd having to debate whether a new lamp is worth the cost of the bulbs it’ll take to light it.
2014-05-22: Really makes you think, you know? t.co/PPUK7ZltX…
2014-05-22: Have friends who think every single thing @neiltyson says is quotable? Show ‘em Everyday …
2014-05-21: Getting faved & retweeted by someone I’m about to interview is the new “I …
2014-05-21: Trying to decide if I should keep my investments in money markets, or go all in on the monkey …
2014-05-20: I canceled @Uverse a month ago but I’d like to retroactively decide it was in protest of the …
2014-05-20: I love how @verge says the new Surface 3 screen “looks really good, at least from here,” …
2014-05-19: Can we switch it up, where AT&T buys Beats and Apple acquires DirecTV? Something tells me …
2014-05-19: Not a great time, but given the interface and, you know, email & chat, I’m happy with …
2014-05-18: It seems like this whole duopoly thing is a pretty big loophole.
2014-05-16: From 1820 to 2010 the population of New York City increased almost 5 people PER HOUR. …
2014-05-16: Which comes first? @nest restarts Protect alarm sales or @23andme restarts health-related genetic …
2014-05-15: One of the best things about my Twitter username is that I don’t miss out on any of the …
2014-05-14: I think this would be a fun Wikipedia article to take to 1900: t.co/pgri2g5Hz…
2014-05-14: If you could go back in time to 1900 and take the full text of one Wikipedia article, which would …
2014-05-14: I’m owed a parenting award for not even chuckling when @___ brought over his police car after I …
2014-05-13: I love this story on the baseball shift, but do you really use the Astros as an example of a team …
2014-05-12: Note to self: don’t ever eat a cookie from a shark: t.co/yNf3Jh8nP…
2014-05-12: Perhaps a poor choice of words, Parent Magazine: t.co/BFaJfYRAV…
2014-05-12: Would it be considered bad form to teach our child that you answer the phone by saying Ahoy-hoy?
2014-05-12: I get why people don’t like “content” but you know what’s worse? We used to …
2014-05-12: So yesterday a lady at the park had a total perfect Benji dog, and @__ & I talked to her …
2014-05-11: At the part of the Marvelous Land of Oz where the Tin Woodman threatens to murder someone he just …
2014-05-11: My favorite gardening is when you buy a house in Fall and then this just comes up in Spring: …
2014-05-11: A definite “if this isn’t nice, what is?” day. t.co/iHfaUAW9k…
2014-05-11: Fun watching a family of three try to subtly hunt a geocache at Kirkwood Park without arousing …
2014-05-10: Still working my way through 99 Bottles Of Beer On the Wall. No spoilers about anything below 96 …
2014-05-09: When a few of us have a debate about a UI solution, it’s determined that whoever comes up with …
2014-05-09: Wow. If you mute your volume (or quiet it to 1 dot) on Spotify during ads, IT PAUSES THE ADS until …
2014-05-09: Uh oh, I just found out there have been Lego Duplo Technic machine sets: t.co/K75tkLMUb…
2014-05-08: The one awesome thing about airlines removing all perks: no more airline food stand-up jokes.
2014-05-08: This is my favorite use of @stevenf’s extension yet: t.co/ViNPd1XqZ… (Thanks to @mantia …
2014-05-08: Cheap & easy luxury: put a dimmer switch in your bathroom.
2014-05-07: According to Google, I just invented the helicospital: t.co/z9LK6pvno…
2014-05-07: Raising a kid involves a lot more re-rolling the toilet paper onto its roll than I expected.
2014-05-05: Working on the lazy man’s diet: before every meal, I think about having to shop for new, bigger …
2014-05-05: It’s amazing how much of adulthood I didn’t understand as a kid & still have no idea about.
2014-05-05: In case you haven’t, I moved from 6GB/month to 10GB/month on AT&T & my bill …
2014-05-04: Pretty sure I just heard @___ trying out his “no”s like an actor, testing each variant for how …
2014-05-03: I’d love to make a deal with advertisers: I’ll pay attention to your ad & even contemplate …
2014-05-02: If I invent a time machine I’m going back to December 31, 1969, because wow did a lot of …
2014-05-01: Managed to get through all of school without once getting a wet willy & then got one from …
2014-05-01: Dear autocorrect: if I type “abou tit”, I probably mean “about it”, not …
2014-04-30: How long till we get an oldies station focused on last year’s hits?
2014-04-30: Nothing more suspenseful than late night …
2014-04-30: Uh oh, @___ has figured out my weakness. He can keep doing whatever he wants for as long as he wants …
2014-04-30: Time to refill the nightmare inventory: t.co/9Mv8mTV26…
2014-04-28: Keeping up the mediocre on my couch while the @mediocrelabs crew watches the Mavs from a less than …
2014-04-28: Someone should republish all public domain fiction as “realistic editions” where they edit in all …
2014-04-28: Why are Amazon Web Services at amazonaws? Shouldn’t they be at amazonws?
2014-04-28: .@anildash This was really confusing to me for a minute: t.co/Ofm35Aupg…
2014-04-28: Heard about the Mavs’ Carter sinking a last-second 3 to win the game & immediately thought, …
2014-04-28: I mocked up a version of @geoguessr I’d like to see the @marscuriosity team try out: …
2014-04-28: I’m sure @BrendanEich just loves that @gchahal said getting fired for violent domestic abuse …
2014-04-25: There’s A Monster At The End Of This Book is a pretty accurate metaphor for how most of us spend our …
2014-04-24: Because if you’re not favoriting half a dozen people a day, you’re either not reading many tweets or …
2014-04-24: Interesting to see @jack hasn’t updated to the new Twitter profile yet.
2014-04-24: I would watch Jurassic Park with audio commentary from paleontologists outlining everything they got …
2014-04-24: Embarrassed to realize that I tweet three times more than I fave. Seems like that should be …
2014-04-23: Sunrise. t.co/OvTlpIEmc…
2014-04-23: What app best solves where-in-this-store-is-my-wife?
2014-04-22: I appear to have set Photoshop to open images at a 0.081% zoom, which is handy for something …
2014-04-21: Just had a glimpse of my future, destitute, holed up in an alley, “I blew my fortune trying to find …
2014-04-21: Never buy argyle socks that don’t bother to stay argyle down to the toes.
2014-04-21: The only bad thing about these huge marathons, with friends running, is it makes me feel like a jerk …
2014-04-20: So @mediocrelabs was suddenly followed by what appears to be a few dozen self-identified moms into …
2014-04-16: Didn’t realize how much I’d missed new Good Eats-ish tips and demos: …
2014-04-16: We’ve reached peak hipster, right? They made a wooden box as a $400 backpack after asking …
2014-04-16: It’s not still April Fools, is it? Because…this…can’t…be…real: t.co/RK0E8KYF7… …
2014-04-15: Oh right, that makes sense: t.co/RZ8DrnXWJ… Wait. No it doesn’t.
2014-04-14: .@Uverse The inconvenience is the sole reason cancelation is only phone-based. You can’t …
2014-04-14: Canceled my paid Dropbox because it was overkill, but hey, why not blame it on Condoleezza? Now …
2014-04-14: Winner of the least sincere apology goes to @Uverse: “Canceling services can’t be …
2014-04-12: I have to admit, I always chuckle when I click an image to zoom in and get a smaller image.
2014-04-12: Here’s how much I care about online content: I subscribed to t.co/DNgxSSg2o… 5 years …
2014-04-12: Of course there is a fantasy league for umpire ejections. There’s been 1 so far this season, Cubs …
2014-04-12: Have any managers been ejected since video replay began? @MatthewHLeach ?
2014-04-11: I first encountered the acronym WTF in chats while playing Quake Capture The Flag in the 90s …
2014-04-11: Check out large pics of the new @iconfactory Twitter emoji by swapping the unicode string: …
2014-04-10: I’m all for gratuitous LinkedIn endorsements, but “blogging” is a weird one when I …
2014-04-09: Oh, just a pleasant, cool evening sipping a drink, listening to music & visiting every site …
2014-04-09: Halfway through conversation with @snapster about the Amazon Fire I realized he thought I was …
2014-04-08: I accidentally taught @___ the word ague after it came up in Marvelous Land of Oz, I looked up the …
2014-04-08: I’m happy @smiller is coming over to work at my place tomorrow because I finally had an excuse …
2014-04-08: These good reviews for Microsoft’s Office for iPad feel like the glowing reviews I give to my …
2014-04-08: Is this the 1st marketing comparison chart to show a feature the company doesn’t have (HBOGo) …
2014-04-07: The Driver License anti-counterfeiting plan in MO is “make it so badly designed no self-respecting …
2014-04-06: Great job with the mobile site design, KSDK: t.co/MmjIeTGyo…
2014-04-04: Font-size Inflation: Check out how much larger the @nytimes headline got when President Garfield was …
2014-04-04: Down to just 5 active MLB players that are older than I am: Raul Ibanez, LaTroy Hawkins, Bartolo …
2014-04-04: It’s a little disconcerting to have this permanently on the sidebar of my emails: …
2014-04-04: Verifying myself: I am dr on Keybase.io. CbHw8kMYQTmY06S6B2LIR9uivRLuoPS9ddax / …
2014-04-04: The St. Louis Cardinals are apparently the leanest team in baseball: t.co/7uGaeEfnY… (201 …
2014-04-03: My new favorite Twitter phonetic spelling is “Ion eem…”. Guess what it means (starting a …
2014-04-03: Can’t wait for Daylight Saving Time when we’ll get a little sunlight during the day.
2014-04-03: Can publicly traded companies still do April Fools gags? @snapster & I talk about …
2014-04-03: Based on Apple’s WWDC invitation, it’s clear they’re going to announce …
2014-04-03: Most of my time in the shower today was spent trying to remember the outcome of that Mythbusters …
2014-04-03: Not sure if I should be happy or concerned that I did not wake up to tornado sirens this morning.
2014-04-01: Enjoying the hilarious pranks where bogus 1-800 calls try to get me to go to phishing sites for …
2014-04-01: Are dogs particularly slow? Why is slow as a dog a thing? I suspect a majority of dogs can outrun …
2014-03-31: I still mostly play @ThreesGame but when I play 2048 I go for the lowest score I can. Got down to 64 …
2014-03-29: Trying out this new diet called Bite Your Tongue So Hard You Dread Eating.
2014-03-29: What’s the shortest YouTube video that will get me to understand 90% of what’s going on …
2014-03-28: “A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the [bagpipe, banjo, accordion, saxophone, …
2014-03-27: iPhone feature request since forever: even though it seems like you’re connected to WiFi, if …
2014-03-27: Free site idea: gamble on who will acquire various @kickstarter projects (next up: the 3D Food …
2014-03-26: Another gem from the Ballpark Village dress code rules: “No exposed undergarments on …
2014-03-26: New hobby: Hang out at Ballpark Village & carefully report to security every single person …
2014-03-26: “The bottom of your shirt cannot extend below the tip of your fingers.” So glad Ballpark …
2014-03-25: Remember when acquisitions led to “congrats!” and “you made it!” and not …
2014-03-25: Had a hard drive scare but recovered it all, so now I’m printing out all my binary files so I …
2014-03-24: OH: “Uh, we’re missing something like 30 bags for this flight” from an …
2014-03-21: Lame: t.co/8OOJPLVc0…
2014-03-21: I wonder what % of #FirstTweet s have the text ‘twitter’ in them.
2014-03-21: I emptied the crap from my backpack. If I’m feeling like I don’t want to work, I start …
2014-03-19: It says something about me that when I see I got a bunch of replies on Twitter or Facebook I think …
2014-03-17: Read @___ a bedtime story where the Woodman hacked off the heads of 40 wolves & the …
2014-03-17: Seven years ago today I thought “it’d be funny if _ was still available” here and …
2014-03-16: Every time I want to add a bookmark in iOS I go to bookmarks & tap around 5 or 6 times …
2014-03-15: Also, has any kid ever used a whole canister of bubbles without knocking it over?
2014-03-15: Is The Selfies a band yet? Dibs.
2014-03-15: I’m nearly 40 and I’m pretty sure I haven’t once used a pen from when it was brand …
2014-03-15: Getting the pitchers mound ready. t.co/1uYXvcLwf…
2014-03-12: A grim keyword search, but probably the most up-to-date photos for the NYC building collapse: …
2014-03-11: I have a mathematical proof showing that some of my wife’s laundered shirts are Möbius strips …
2014-03-11: I know it’s no record, but I’m pretty happy with my new lowest score: …
2014-03-11: The Safety Dance in 3-letter words: t.co/chxwC92dT… Fat Ice Jig. Ok, you come up with a …
2014-03-11: Huh. I always thought of it as Cardinal Nation, but I guess the sign makers thought otherwise: …
2014-03-11: How many invitations to appear on crappy web videos is the White House getting today?
2014-03-10: Re-watched the 1982 WS game-7 Cardinals game yesterday. I’d forgotten the brief time they …
2014-03-10: After the Google-acquisition, @tfadell bought a bigger house. MT @nest: You can now have up to 18 …
2014-03-10: I’d sign up to get email any time my passport is used. For that matter, email me about any id …
2014-03-10: The @Cardinals are playing rope-a-dope at Spring Training this year. Let other teams score tons of …
2014-03-10: Social Media can be divided into those with good names for their posts (Twitter, Snapchat, …
2014-03-07: Check out @danzettwoch’s gif showing the progression from layout sketch to printed comic: …
2014-03-07: If anyone ever makes a film version of The Wizard of Oz that shows the origin story of the tin …
2014-03-07: Sometimes I @ reply another single-character twitter account, somehow forgetting there’s no …
2014-03-07: 16 years ago I designed this cover for MaximumRockNRoll (& just noticed they have all their …
2014-03-07: Adding a new item to my resumé: Got @mantia to sign up for Google+.
2014-03-06: I’m sick of the stupid leather knot thing around my Chemex. Any good alternatives? (Either …
2014-03-06: Did “jerk” used to mean something other than a mean bastard? I’ve always found …
2014-03-05: The Median Starfighter #BadSciFi @midnight
2014-03-05: I’m assuming this whole “the monocle is back” @nytimes article & supposed …
2014-03-04: Why is my visual prescription based on whether I think a or b is clearer? It’s not like they …
2014-03-04: Tonx has the only company t-shirts I ever wear. Try out some of their awesome coffee so I can get …
2014-03-03: You shoot for the sky, you hopeful @kickstarter projects with $1M+ goals, pledges well under $10k, …
2014-03-03: Ooh, @xoxo may actually not be on the same weekend as initial iPhone orders this year! (Unless Apple …
2014-03-02: Free million dollar ideas for @juniormintstri: expand your family of products to bigger Senior Mints …
2014-03-02: Just realized our next president could be born in the ‘80s.
2014-02-28: We’ve come a long way, baby. #toofar t.co/lYCDUThzw…
2014-02-28: At first I thought “I’m glad I’m not the type of person who retweets compliments …
2014-02-28: If I ever go back in time to the 1880s I’m going to disrupt the stereogram device industry by …
2014-02-27: Dorothy is described as the height of a munchkin. So is Glenda. And it would seem a munchkin …
2014-02-24: Mac to Mac FaceTime calls should default to landscape view rather than the cropped portrait.
2014-02-24: Customer service is important & t.co/S9KFi5HA4… is a good tool, but calling it …
2014-02-21: There are some nights I’m keeping @___ up because I just want to read more Wizard of Oz.
2014-02-17: I stuck a USB plug into its outlet on the first try. I credit @threesgame with that new skill.
2014-02-15: Holy crap, I scored 21,114 in @ThreesGame! t.co/y8JPStwG3… t.co/8wN4RpkVu…
2014-02-13: Guess I’m giving up on coming up with an amazing idea to use for t.co/cxqdyEZmZ… …
2014-02-12: At dinner, @___ started eating all his vegetables. @__ & I watched quietly, like we were …
2014-02-12: And people wonder if there’s any real benefit to Lightning Connectors over the old 30-pin: …
2014-02-12: The Flappy Bird saga reminds me a bit of @favrd, which I still miss.
2014-02-11: If I made Flappy Bird & hated its addictive quality, I’d issue patches that squeezed …
2014-02-11: The World Series losing team is the most eager to start again. Play-by-play of packing equipment for …
2014-02-10: Just leaving this amazing opportunity out there for any of you to make use of: …
2014-02-10: From Bill Gates’s Reddit AMA - t.co/fnz2qWIAH… (I love @stevenf’s browser …
2014-02-10: My personality quiz: Choose between 1) sunny, bright and freezing cold 2) rainy, dark and mild …
2014-02-09: At bath @___ likes to throw the foam letters out of the tub, which I allow so I can say “you …
2014-02-08: I finally figured out why @___ roared every time I read this page out loud. t.co/l43Zy1EQf…
2014-02-08: “That’s not a medical diagnosis.” — @__ is skeptical of my evidence that Bob …
2014-02-07: App Idea: A clone of Flappy Bird, but you get 100 billion points for each gate you pass through.
2014-02-07: Bear with me, I’m begging like a trained circus animal for an extra gigabyte (or, you know, …
2014-02-07: Gilligan’s Surprisingly Active Volcano #BadAfterShows @midnight
2014-02-07: Nine Is Too Many #BadAfterShows @midnight
2014-02-06: I created a custom vibration that is a tiny dot of buzz & then nothing, for people who text …
2014-02-05: Itch-A-Sketch #SadToys @midnight
2014-02-05: It occurred to me how certain I can be I’ve never clicked a Promoted Tweet: I discovered if …
2014-02-05: I wish Google would rename Adwords & Adsense to something like AdsYouBuy & …
2014-02-05: Ｗｈｅｎ ｌｉｆｅ ｇｉｖｅｓ ｙｏｕ ｏｎｅ ｈｕｎｄｒｅｄ ａｎｄ ｆｏｒｔｙ ｃｈａｒａｃｔｅｒｓ， ｙｏｕ ｍａｋｅ ｔｈｅｍ ｔｈｅ ｗｉｄｅｓｔ ｏｎｅ ｈｕｎｄｒｅｄ ａｎｄ ｆｏｒｔｙ …
2014-02-04: Why can’t I make my iPad darker? Is there some limit to how dim screens can get? It’s surprisingly …
2014-02-04: Ah ha! Gif To Flipbook: t.co/4GScV2G8u… (Thanks, @Del_is_TT)
2014-02-04: .@darth Uh, yes. That. Wow. Unfortunately, so far the mediocre money isn’t at the €299 per …
2014-02-04: Where’s my animated GIF to PDF flip book service?
2014-02-04: I don’t understand why I can’t pinch to zoom any image anywhere on my iPhone, but …
2014-02-01: The only way you truly win Flappy Bird is if you can convince someone else to play so you can stop …
2014-01-30: Got a watch, so now when I want to know the time, I look at my watch & then a minute later …
2014-01-30: I wish Google would just go ahead & enable altavista’s method to ensure your search …
2014-01-29: Thinking about home automation just so my phone can have a MUTE EVERYTHING THAT HAS A SPEAKER …
2014-01-29: Seriously, 3,292 more characters about that same 40-character tweet. The Onion will find it hard to …
2014-01-29: I took the personality test “Which Human Are You?” and got Dave Rutledge.
2014-01-29: It’s self-serving, but would it really be that hard for Twitter to verify 1-character accounts …
2014-01-28: It helps no one to spread the almost certainly incorrect idea that these usernames are actually …
2014-01-28: City occupancy permit says we’re not allowed to have more than 9 kids here. I thought …
2014-01-28: 1283 characters about a 40-character tweet. Read to get a sneak peek at awful reporting we’ll …
2014-01-27: The Little Prince gives us some quality tweet advice: “Trying to be witty leads to lying, more …
2014-01-27: You Will Believe A Man Has Cat Eyes. I convinced @dogwelder to try @seejanemarie’s @thehairpin …
2014-01-26: I wonder how many people got the law firm joke on Parks & Recreation. t.co/2pV2PYuJf…
2014-01-25: Shouldn’t it be the Big And/Or Tall store?
2014-01-25: So far, the three people @___ can most consistently recognize & identify by name are me, his …
2014-01-25: When I hear “that couldn’t be further from the truth” I take it as a personal …
2014-01-24: I know what we agreed to, but just a few more days and I think I’ll be able to accurately …
2014-01-23: Browser extension that unlinks any linked text that contains the words “You Won’t Believe”.
2014-01-22: Our nursery blackout curtains work as an accidental camera obscura. t.co/RnQw6odMG…
2014-01-22: When I google a specific error message & there are literally zero results, it’s like …
2014-01-21: My wife says that looking on Twitter and Facebook is not the correct response to tornado sirens …
2014-01-21: McDonald’s left out female Adventure Time characters for their “boy” Happy Meal …
2014-01-21: So the best guess is that they’re including tumblr in “yahoo sites” traffic.
2014-01-20: Seriously confused at Yahoo as the highest traffic site (http://t.co/5tMixYcjW1) Sincerely: Do you …
2014-01-20: Non-Governmental Organizations should adopt the third verse of “Bingo Is My Name-o” as …
2014-01-20: A browser extension replacing the title of every page I visit with the next sentence in War …
2014-01-20: These Google ads advertising buying Google ads makes me feel like I’m living in The Truman …
2014-01-19: I was watching the neighbors to figure out when to take down Christmas decorations but I think I …
2014-01-19: The toughest part of installing @Nest smoke alarms: getting the right angles aligned. Also, ugh, …
2014-01-18: So, I may have accidentally taught @___ that all animals roar like a lion because it’s his …
2014-01-18: A personality quiz that tells you which personality quiz you are. “I’m ½ ‘Which …
2014-01-17: I head to the kitchen for a solitary snack & Tostitos has to make it depressing. …
2014-01-16: What if, when Steve Jobs said “I finally cracked it” he just meant adding piles of …
2014-01-16: All right, now we’re just coming up with things HISTORY might stand for: …
2014-01-16: I love that the Nose Pilot Flash (http://t.co/6jMqHkbwOF) is still online after 13(!) years, because …
2014-01-16: The History Channel should change their name to the H.I.S.T.O.R.Y. Channel and just say it …
2014-01-15: “Henrique de Castro, the Yahoo COO known for his Google pedigree & massive …
2014-01-15: The tech industry is busy solving problems that don’t exist and yet here I am still getting …
2014-01-14: I’m still trying to figure out this world where people don’t end texts with periods, but …
2014-01-14: I prefer to make the best of a good situation.
2014-01-13: You may have noticed it warmed up quite a bit. Thank me for that, I bought a space heater, ensuring …
2014-01-13: Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and now he has two problems.
2014-01-13: I assume we’re not seeing much of the kids on Downton Abbey because they want to preserve the …
2014-01-13: I bet everyone would prefer screenshots not go into the photo stream. I hate when they pop up on my …
2014-01-13: I wonder how different the world would be if weeks were 6 days (but we still had 2 day weekends). Or …
2014-01-11: You buy a German dishwasher, because they will take care of your pilsner glasses. …
2014-01-10: What I hate most about buzzfeed headlines is the regular use of “someone” & …
2014-01-09: Puzzled over @mantia saying “mhm” in response to an idea on IM…I assumed he typo’d …
2014-01-09: Whoa, gift card exchange. If you got Starbucks gift cards for Christmas, you can now spend the money …
2014-01-08: Can’t wait to hear @gruber’s take on Mahir once he works his way through that link …
2014-01-08: Best part of t.co/55VpjcbgM… redesign: I bet we get a couple week honeymoon period before …
2014-01-08: I’ll sing a bit & @___ looks at the radio to say either “you sing so well you …
2014-01-07: Can we all please agree not to do that again? t.co/kOnMBvNeI…
2014-01-07: My cover of Moby Dick if it were titled after its first sentence: t.co/4w8P22XhN…
2014-01-07: Nothing like the terror as you are about to leave a message on someone’s voice mail and feel a …
2014-01-07: My wife just suggested a parody of “Call Me, Maybe” that details the plot of Moby Dick.
2014-01-07: What if novels were titled after their first sentence? I made a book cover design for 1984: …
2014-01-06: Enjoying the first CES in 8 years where I’m not going and not sending anyone.
2014-01-06: Oh auto-correct. No, I didn’t mean homie page, but maybe I should have.
2014-01-05: If I worked at Apple, I’d set up Siri to do a cover of Paul Simon’s You Can Call Me HAL.
2014-01-05: A fun way to test what frightens you more: get up on a tall ladder, reach up to change a smoke alarm …
2014-01-05: A retelling of Star Wars from the point of view of the womp rats nearly driven to extinction at the …
2014-01-05: My neighbor & I have differing strategies for the snowstorm. He’s alternating …
2014-01-04: I’m at @Hair_Saloon For Men (Webster Groves, MO) t.co/tppuzX4Ir…
2014-01-02: At some point, and forever after that, “I’m On A Boat” has been playing on a boat …
2014-01-01: I like to sing “The ants go marching…” backwards, counting down to one by one, as if it’s Napoleon’s …
2014-01-01: Accidentally made my 1st song of 2014 a self-written adaptation of Camptown Races titled …
2013-12-31: Went out to get a haircut, but the place closed early today. Came home & @__ complimented my …
2013-12-31: 2013 To-Do List: ☑ Wash Car (@ Waterway) t.co/Z0P8BfsXp…
2013-12-31: Free marketing idea for @amazonvideo: Keep track of what’s expiring on Netflix on 1/1 …
2013-12-30: Considering a script to change all Date Modified timestamps to be at least as recent as Date Added.
2013-12-30: I rarely have autocorrect issues, but Apple’s behind-the-scenes resizing of letter targets …
2013-12-29: Clever children’s puzzle that sounds off when complete by detecting no light: kid loses a …
2013-12-29: Nice to see @nytimes recognize the true Disrupters, like…Miley Cyrus? (@glennf when’s she …
2013-12-29: Looking forward to Jay Z’s 99-song concept album, The Problems.
2013-12-29: If we outlaw the word outlaw, only outlaws will be able to use this stupid saying.
2013-12-29: “Everything is washable” has become the most repeated sentence of the year in the …
2013-12-29: It’s so helpful that the Wikipedia article on Polly Wolly Doodle informs me that it was used …
2013-12-28: I wish @rands was still anonymous, so I could smartly guess that his initials were R and S.
2013-12-28: The Automatic car link gadget’s reviews on Amazon are massively the Vine program where people …
2013-12-26: We should pick a day, like January 2nd, where we repost tweets that we thought were great but got no …
2013-12-26: I imagine if Rudolph’s nose actually glowed his fellow reindeer might not laugh & call …
2013-12-25: 100% approval rating for President @___. t.co/tKqJZnfRk…
2013-12-25: Checked in on @___ & chuckled at his wonky sleeping position. While still asleep, he giggled …
2013-12-24: I can think of little I want less than packages of spiders. t.co/d7IJAOYwH…
2013-12-24: So “weird” Twitter is surreal humor & inside jokes, but “normal” …
2013-12-23: Justine Sacco - secretly the world’s best PR Crisis-Management representative (highly recommended by …
2013-12-23: A Family-Feud-type show where you ask factual questions of 1000 people, remove all the correct …
2013-12-23: So I’m a vegetarian and not the best judge of such things, but is this actually supposed to …
2013-12-23: While the slideshow helping to understand the size of the new Mac Pro is good, total missed …
2013-12-22: To the person who invented the cookie: A+ on concept and execution, D- on naming.
2013-12-21: Waiting for @mat to start posting as @justinesacco now.
2013-12-20: Are the lack of prank Mayday videos an indicator of low sales numbers of Amazon’s Kindle Fire?
2013-12-20: How many people did not have their credit card number stolen thanks to Target’s decision not …
2013-12-20: Target FAQ: “Is the CVV code the same as the three-digit code on the back of my card? …
2013-12-19: Helvetica : Fonts :: Bob Marley : Reggae
2013-12-19: I’d assumed Duck Dynasty was related to either Duck Tales or Duck Dodgers, which would have …
2013-12-18: Just unlocking my 4am tweeting badge.
2013-12-17: Someone click all the links on the Million Dollar Homepage and report back on what % are still …
2013-12-17: Can a judge order that Shia LaBeouf have his copy/paste functionality removed from all devices?
2013-12-17: I’ve determined you can pair 3 trackpads & 2 mice to one iMac & they all work. …
2013-12-17: The FCC needs to investigate Apple’s apparent use of chemical weapons in advertising. I …
2013-12-17: Re-read @zeldman’s Style vs Design. It still holds up amazingly well, though it is jarring to …
2013-12-16: Hey everyone with a kid older than mine: don’t tell me what happens next, I’m trying to …
2013-12-16: Million dollar idea someone needs to kickstarter right now: a label maker that supports the full …
2013-12-16: Why hasn’t Bill Nye yet hosted a New Year’s Eve event?
2013-12-16: A huge amount of security & privacy in society is based around the idea that people …
2013-12-16: An entire NPR story about the pacific trade agreement ignoring needs of catfish farmers without ONE …
2013-12-15: Realized I put away my t-shirts, pants & sweaters using methods I learned on the internet.
2013-12-15: The mattress shopping & purchasing was relatively painless, which I assume means I got …
2013-12-15: Augmented reality app that shows me where the squeaky spots are on the wood floor in my house so I …
2013-12-15: I’m negotiating with my son like the 2010 aliens: “All these toys are yours, except this …
2013-12-15: Dreading mattress shopping. This industry needs disruption.
2013-12-15: Looked up “fire extinguisher” on the @homesweethome and it referred me to the turkey …
2013-12-15: You think you know the nativity scene, and then along comes the caganer: t.co/GE8PnLvKK…
2013-12-14: Shoveling achievement unlocked. t.co/Xu0pX9CDs…
2013-12-14: Up to one minute before I start shoveling I’m hoping it warms to 40°. And one minute after …
2013-12-14: I need a should-I-shovel-or-is-it-melting-enough-on-its-own app.
2013-12-13: Gmail’s images are now on by default, but go through Google proxies. Email metrics are going …
2013-12-12: I bet this idiocy resulted in great metrics in the a/b tests: t.co/SDgM9x7Bt…
2013-12-12: Those app rating dialogues would be far less annoying if I could just rate it in that dialogue …
2013-12-12: What’s with the entire lack of ninja astronaut documentaries?
2013-12-12: id’s Doom (which is 20 years old this week) was named after Tom Cruise’s pool cue in The …
2013-12-12: My “updates” and “social” tabs are all cleared out, but my …
2013-12-11: When people talk about live-tweeting, it makes me wonder what the heck it is I’m doing.
2013-12-11: I’m confused why everyone’s so upset that Obama is trying out the new Castro podcast …
2013-12-10: It’s perhaps not the best sign of health and fitness that my weekly pedometer high scores …
2013-12-10: 2025: The FDA allows use of hashtags to identify side effects in pharmaceuticals.
2013-12-10: That #seligman experiment we were running at Mediocre is over. I put together a little wrap-up with …
2013-12-10: Wouldn’t it be far more efficient for the raisin bran makers to just get one large scoop?
2013-12-10: Unexpected consequence of replacing my outdoor garage lights with LEDs - no heat means icicles …
2013-12-10: I get that @fivethirtyeight wasn’t a good fit for @nytimes, but was there really no way to avoid six …
2013-12-09: Million Dollar Background App: like a pedometer, but with speech identification & …
2013-12-09: Can we just agree to not have fog on TV any more, since apparently we no longer can show it without …
2013-12-09: I guess things are pretty slow at t.co/S9KFi5HA4… if they’ve got the CEO sending these …
2013-12-08: Prequel to The Big Lebowski: it’s a nonfiction documentary on the making of the rug.
2013-12-08: So @__ just asked if the Xbox One is the older, first Xbox and I think a marketing person at …
2013-12-07: So it turns out all those capacitive gloves I got don’t help much when I’ve got Touch ID …
2013-12-07: I’m disappointed @BarackObama’s avatar isn’t wearing a @darth hat.
2013-12-06: From a review on 5.25” Floppy Disks on Amazon: “These remind me of my …
2013-12-06: I’d back a Kickstarter project to Animated-GIFize the complete America’s Funniest Home …
2013-12-06: Hey @MaxTemkin, Cards Against Humanity should make a stealth edition, with cards that look like …
2013-12-05: Free hip-hop name - guaranteed to get your call taken by a show promoter: Jay’s E.
2013-12-05: Screw this reversible USB in 2016 idea. Why aren’t more plugs round, so you don’t even have to think …
2013-12-04: Million dollar holiday idea: you upload a photo of your house, you get mailed a kit of graham …
2013-12-04: A hitman has the rare job where the longer he procrastinates, the more likely his work gets …
2013-12-03: Looks like @Cloudup solved the retina screenshot issue. I’d love to try them app out. …
2013-12-03: Monty Python’s Black Knight page on Wikipedia has my favorite “See also” section: …
2013-12-03: RIP my Rick Roll on the footer of Amazon’s home page: t.co/5ht26fAID…
2013-12-02: I made a little scene to celebrate our @darth holiday tradition: t.co/7t1AP6syQ…
2013-12-02: Can we also get someone to trademark & enforce use of Black Friday & Cyber Monday so …
2013-12-02: I hope drone deliveries get patented so you can avoid octocopter noise by just not living within 10 …
2013-12-02: Paul McCartney has 8 grandchildren (Arthur, Elliot, Sam, Sid, Miller, Bailey, Beckett, Reiley) but …
2013-12-02: I’ll admit I didn’t expect to find a detailed tale of building a golf simulator interesting …
2013-12-02: Take a moment tonight and enjoy the silence of not hearing dozens of buzzing drones delivering crap …
2013-12-01: I’m at First Watch - Webster Groves - @wgfirstwatch (Saint Louis, MO) t.co/oU4ptGXmM…
2013-12-01: If I were Dusty Baker, every time I saw players practicing elaborate celebratory handshakes I’d walk …
2013-11-29: Crap, just realized the puppet shows I’m doing for @___ don’t pass the Bechdel test.
2013-11-28: We went without a turkey today, so apparently for karmic balance a bird smashed into our front door.
2013-11-27: Thinking about leaning to code the baby way: I try random things till the compiler tells me I’ve …
2013-11-27: The marketing industry is terrible at marketing the marketing industry. If you’re “found …
2013-11-27: Hey, a thing I’ve been working on (with @smiller) for the past month or so is now live. …
2013-11-27: When it comes to doing good on the Internet, @anildash is Superman and @Mike_FTW is Batman.
2013-11-27: An under-appreciated skill of Mozeliak’s is that he can wear a bow tie without being That Guy …
2013-11-27: Getting up early enough to see what those Australians are on about.
2013-11-26: The nice thing about being in central time is you can talk crap about all the West Coasters in the …
2013-11-25: Wondering how it might turn out if I taught my kid that all the Norman words were profane & …
2013-11-25: Up to 7.0.4 & I still get this weird iOS 7 bug where it uses the landscape pass code …
2013-11-23: ICYMI, yes that was me having a heart attack as I emptied the trash and a twig popped up & …
2013-11-23: Text from unknown number: “It’s done.” & I had to think if I’d accidentally ordered a hit. …
2013-11-23: The uverse guy first suggested the co-ax was probably installed when the house was built (ca. 1885).
2013-11-23: The world’s strongest man competition, but with high school physics students allowed to use one …
2013-11-21: Met a couple co-workers & worked through the whole day before realizing that none of us had …
2013-11-20: Sometimes it’s worth looking at the world from @___‘s point of view. t.co/LIw7RttBc…
2013-11-20: Discovered this bar that has a huge SECRET MENU where you can order all sorts of drinks and …
2013-11-19: 0°F is where brine freezes. Which is totally stupid, except that you get to say it’s frigorific …
2013-11-19: Art site idea: live streaming webcam from the point of view of a message in a bottle in the ocean.
2013-11-18: Looking for a decent, simple periodic table, and it’s depressing how many searches lead to …
2013-11-17: The weirdest thing about watching early seasons of shows on Netflix is the characters don’t all have …
2013-11-17: Trying to look through the new domain naming rules to see if I can register ¯_(ツ)_/¯.com
2013-11-17: I wonder how long I can keep my son believing I invented the wheel.
2013-11-17: Why is the ladder always one foot shorter than what would reliably and safely reach whatever it is …
2013-11-17: So #yolo is supposed to inspire you to be more dating & risk-taking, but wouldn’t living a …
2013-11-16: Just so you know, I’m kicking all your butts in the weekly high scores on dots.
2013-11-16: I don’t understand why I can’t watch an NFL game from the POV of the ball.
2013-11-16: Just discovered that cable TV has been out since October 30th. Maybe a sign we shouldn’t have cable …
2013-11-15: A horror film about the Champawat tiger would have a death every 25 seconds if it were 3 hours long.
2013-11-15: Has anyone tried a class-action lawsuit against any “random” drawings, on the basis that …
2013-11-14: Is that thing where the clerk takes your card & cuts it in half real? I assume not. But …
2013-11-14: How can I just auto-buy everything that @lonelysandwich creates a video for? It’d just save me …
2013-11-14: Just noticed that pulling left-to-right on a tweet in @tweetbot does fave and then reply depending …
2013-11-13: I can’t remember why I thought to look but @justinbieber has favorited eleven tweets ever, …
2013-11-13: Another dinner passed successfully uninterrupted by John McAfee. I’ve got quite a streak going.
2013-11-13: No matter how techie the conference, I’ve never seen one go by without at least one “how …
2013-11-13: Just got four mentions in a row that were actually meant for me and not just a misuse of the …
2013-11-13: Re: the Apple TV, I think people forget how many years an Apple phone was predicted before it …
2013-11-12: The month IBM announced they were entering (what had been Apple’s) personal computer market: …
2013-11-12: Half of Photoshop’s learning curve could be solved with an explanation why a button is grayed …
2013-11-12: I’ve read it a few times but…I can’t see how customized timeline is any different than …
2013-11-12: A browser option to not show me an animated gif till it loads the whole thing instead of showing me …
2013-11-10: A twitter app that tells you how many people have tweeted exactly the same thing you’re about to …
2013-11-10: How did computers go from this awesome design to beige boxes for 20 years? t.co/MmNLiDXYX…
2013-11-08: Did you know you can just describe the thing you want at In-And-Out?
2013-11-08: Congratulations on winning most bizarre product name of the morning! t.co/Lppm1W3vt…
2013-11-07: Any site that offers a service for free needs to have a section called “How do we make …
2013-11-07: Talking on the phone when I realize I need to use my computer and so I…knock twice on my own …
2013-11-06: There are 676 2-letter combinations using the English alphabet. How many of those combinations don’t …
2013-11-06: You can’t make a haiku using the word unenthusiastically.
2013-11-06: Fonblet? Seriously? Can anyone think of any other English word that does the nb thing (without a …
2013-11-06: Do you think REI is trying to tell us something with this initialism? t.co/2i2g35z8Y…
2013-11-06: How many people does Burger King employ to create new menu items? At how many meetings did this …
2013-11-06: Unless I missed it, the story on the plane memorial in Google maps didn’t have a link to it in …
2013-11-06: Going to forward this to a contractor: t.co/364qri4jd… as a to-do list, then go on vacation …
2013-11-06: Wikipedia uses of “affectionately called”: t.co/BYPQkLUgo… (Eazy-E is …
2013-11-05: A Look Who’s Talking follow-up, where the babies are now 24 years old.
2013-11-05: Seeing @inthefade’s tweet about farting dolls made me try this Twitter search, which I find …
2013-11-05: Film summaries make plots seem crazy: As she continues to become more & more lost, she …
2013-11-05: If I invent a time machine, first thing I do is go back to 2008, when M.I.A. had her baby, and do a …
2013-11-04: Two of my TouchID spaces are my thumbs & two are my thumbs after my kid’s bath time. #dadtip
2013-11-03: I hate how everyone forgets the true meaning of the end of Daylight Saving Time and thinks it’s just …
2013-11-03: Sadly, it’s time to move the baseball apps back off the home screen. You had a good run, baseball …
2013-11-01: npm i is equivalent to npm install. That’ll eventually save me enough time that typing out …
2013-11-01: “Groupon is 5!” and they’re celebrating by tearing their hair out over why they …
2013-11-01: I bet Stack Overflow gets piles of accidental visits from people who searched for the …
2013-11-01: My favorite costume last night was the 3-year-old girl dressed fully (and excitedly) as Santa Claus, …
2013-10-31: The best part are the tiny kids’ first attempts at joke telling: “What did the ghost say to the …
2013-10-31: St. Louis has a legitimate claim to best trick-or-treaters in the country, since they offer up jokes …
2013-10-31: Raining (eats Snickers), dark (eats Kit-Kat), our house a walk from the street (eats a Kiss) …
2013-10-30: It was very nice of the @cardinals to make sure they had plenty of games after I moved back on the …
2013-10-30: If the Cardinals manage to win this World Series, we’re going to have 7-hour on-plane rallies before …
2013-10-29: Babies are amazing scientists.
2013-10-29: Why do skeletons get all the Halloween fame? Why doesn’t anyone out up a circulatory system on their …
2013-10-29: Realized I’m going to have a tough conversation with @___ where I explain that sometimes mommy …
2013-10-29: More than 3 years into the marriage & I just found out my wife sides with the hard-G GIF …
2013-10-29: Public Service Announcement idea: Explain to kids why being a Pick-up Artist is not something to …
2013-10-29: In case you missed it, you can find me spewing one-liners over at @mediocrelabs & I just put …
2013-10-29: Neat - just set each of my MacBook virtual desktop wallpapers to a shared photo stream I’m …
2013-10-28: Sad when final tweet from a cool company is “We’re thrilled to announce we’ve been …
2013-10-28: I know it means I’m an idiot, but what technical/security reason is there for not allowing me …
2013-10-27: App idea for self-improvement: it randomly asks you how long it’s been since if last asked you, so …
2013-10-27: Rule books shouldn’t use weasel words like “very likely,” even in examples. Just state that it is.
2013-10-27: Guess St. Louis decided they wanted a space needle, too. t.co/KiR2kVgiu…
2013-10-26: Ortiz must be rethinking this whole DH thing, as he seems to love socializing with the runner at …
2013-10-26: There should be a @foursquare badge for going to a hardware store three times in one day. …
2013-10-25: The @tweetbots FAQ for v3 may be the first ever that actually addressed every question I had …
2013-10-25: Every once in awhile it just hits me how weird it was that Jonathan Richman was in There’s …
2013-10-25: I want to see @darth verified so he has to say that he actually is the darth you are looking for. …
2013-10-24: I feel like I should shout BINGO: t.co/wiscBl8Lc…
2013-10-24: Missing the quick title bar timeline change to other Lists in new @Tapbot. Hopefully I’m just not …
2013-10-24: Designing mediocre forums & I have to decide who to side with in the fav(e) war: @anildash …
2013-10-23: Ok, we need to start figuring out how to score when we’re in the field.
2013-10-23: The only time I find myself wanting to touch my laptop monitor is to hit the [End] button on …
2013-10-23: I live in a ~130 year house, but the Died In House site reports no known deaths of previous owners, …
2013-10-23: Apple feature idea: Let me use my iPhone 5S Touch ID to log in to my Mac when they’re on the …
2013-10-23: As long as you’re fiddling with capitalization rules, iPad AIR would go nicely with iPad mini.
2013-10-22: Back in WWIV BBS days there was a trick code (^H?) that would animate text by back spacing & …
2013-10-22: Apple’s going to get to see for themselves what having free apps vs paid does to your ratings. …
2013-10-22: Dear @sublimehq You know what people expect to see in the About window? The version number. Crazy …
2013-10-21: Whew, finally managed to get @___’s account all cleared out through a little name-changing …
2013-10-21: Parallel parking tip: You’re failing because you’re doing it wrong. Stop being stupid …
2013-10-21: My sports app would know team history, too. So if the Orioles are playing & you’re from STL, …
2013-10-21: Site idea: “Which team should I root for?” You put teams in & add where you …
2013-10-20: The Invisible Plane began life as an alien morphing crystal circling a distant planet with its …
2013-10-20: Tonight @__ decided she should probably start calling @___ by his real name instead of always saying …
2013-10-20: OH in Grant’s Farm beer garden: “There is a Toyota in the parking lot that was left with …
2013-10-19: It’s weird running another twitter feed where all the mentions are actually, for real mentions …
2013-10-18: Gotta like when Win Expectancy rounds up by the 5th: t.co/UvjQczgO5…
2013-10-18: Now that most of my friends & family have iOS (and Messages), the majority of my SMS …
2013-10-18: Is it new that Amazon Prime overnight shipping is variable instead of $4? I was surprised to see …
2013-10-18: Sometimes I skip to the next song because I’m singing along to it.
2013-10-18: Favorite work auto-correct today replaced [meeting prep] with: “Yep, but I’ll want to make sure I …
2013-10-17: Safety tip: Whether it actually is hot, or even if it is just like it’s hot, dropping it is …
2013-10-16: Trying to figure out how @square makes money off Square/Cash. The only plausible answer is that …
2013-10-16: Swapped normal sad indie soundtrack for You Are My Sunshine. “But now you’ve left me & …
2013-10-15: Do you think the male ladybugs are comfortable with who they are?
2013-10-15: Movie sequel idea: Seven, but instead of the Seven Deadly Sins the killer themes on the Seven …
2013-10-15: I really love the updating map on the sidebar here: t.co/qpphPN2A8… (Mildly better if you …
2013-10-14: In honor of Columbus day, I’m only going to click through links using URL-shorteners based in …
2013-10-14: I hate spammers, of course, but I have to say it’s pretty cool that they auto-generate vaguely …
2013-10-14: Day 318 of Apple’s cinema displays being thicker than displays that have full Macs in them. …
2013-10-14: Idea: Browser extension that checks ahead & doesn’t take me to a page that will have an “Are …
2013-10-13: “We can’t stop and we won’t stop” works much better as a telegram.
2013-10-12: It’s midnight, bring out the baseball ice cream. And win this game.
2013-10-11: You know what’s weird? There are people going out today and buying a Blackberry phone.
2013-10-11: Apple really upped their bigram iPhone autocorrections. I see a typo, keep typing & think …
2013-10-11: .@AskPayPal Right, good to make a list titled: Pros & Cons of accepting that …
2013-10-11: This wishy-washy crap drives people away: t.co/2DhTUAt3M… . I bet #FieldNotesBrand will tell …
2013-10-11: Dear @paypal, a common way of abbreviating Saint, as in Saint Louis, is St. You should considering …
2013-10-10: Tricky pattern math: need to take 6 sets of 6 color tiles and make a 9x4 regular pattern. …
2013-10-10: Why hasn’t someone debuted their new pop song by having @alyankovic release his parody of it …
2013-10-09: That great feeling when you realize your tweet is too long but you discover an “and” …
2013-10-09: Apple should’ve shortened the iOS 7 animation sequences just for the 5S, so it’d feel …
2013-10-09: If I did the @mediocrelabs #seligman thing, I’d partner up with someone & get the …
2013-10-09: Considering canceling cable just to catch up on the ~300 episodes of Dragon’s Den (Canadian …
2013-10-09: I find it easier to remember how to spell Dalrymple than whether it’s theloop, theloopinsight, or …
2013-10-09: Nest’s smoke detectors & thermostats has me looking around my house for other beige …
2013-10-08: Twitter #1,948,392,xxx just joined, how long till 2 billion? (And who is #1,000,000,000?)
2013-10-08: The next time I get asked what twitter is about, I’m going to show them this: …
2013-10-08: Had to restrain myself from posting a photo of the trash tonight. It’s crazy how you can just …
2013-10-08: Considering trying out birthdays, on the Facebook recommendation of friends. It’s this new concept …
2013-10-07: Hey @jif have you ever weighed in on whether you’re ok sharing your name pronunciation with …
2013-10-07: I hope you hard-G gif people pronounce Wi-Fi as Wye-Fih.
2013-10-07: Considering a new blog I expect would be hugely popular: That Thing That Helps You With Your Kids? …
2013-10-07: You know what’s really surprising? There are not (yet) stand-alone [glass and glowing white, …
2013-10-07: Borrowing wifi in a sushi restaurant and the whole staff is watching the #Cardinals game.
2013-10-07: Thanks for the handy password mnemonic! t.co/GpiyTl0Zg…
2013-10-06: Going to carry my old phone around when I get my new one, so I don’t have that panic wondering …
2013-10-06: Watching professional movers is inspiring & motivates me to work hard developing skills to …
2013-10-06: Other running race suggestion from a friend: treadmill races (with oculus rift).
2013-10-06: Idea: a running race that’s time-based, not distance. Run for 3 hours, winner is who gets the …
2013-10-05: You mumble “hi” & they say “Hi” & you don’t know if …
2013-10-05: Playroom ceiling at the new old house. t.co/DHMINFLfs…
2013-10-04: What You See Is What We Thought You Meant But We’re Terrible At Guessing And OMG You …
2013-10-03: Great night for baseball. t.co/aBhrXWHJx…
2013-10-03: #playball t.co/0MNyQ0dz0…
2013-10-03: A Doogie Howser sequel where @ActuallyNPH has to deal with patients constantly remarking how …
2013-10-02: Burritos are the new bacon.
2013-10-02: “Levison [Lavasoft] complied the next day by turning over the private SSL keys as an 11 page …
2013-10-02: For those who hate Google & Amazon but still want to be mediocre, you can now get a direct …
2013-10-02: How do we get it clearly understood by everyone that security questions are the biggest risk to …
2013-10-01: When you get retweeted by someone with no followers does it make a sound?
2013-10-01: Follow @hodgman and his retweets today if you’d like to spend the day thinking of all the …
2013-10-01: Today’s weird wikipedia find: posthumous executions: t.co/tGiqloy5H…
2013-10-01: .@MarsCuriosity Curiosity may have killed the cat, but the GOP killed Curiosity.
2013-10-01: Idea for a social horror film: growing masses of anime girls start stalking one man, getting closer, …
2013-10-01: I can’t believe I voted for Obama twice and then he makes a healthcare website where I …
2013-09-30: In her frustration with tonight’s government inanity, @__ called Congress “a bunch of …
2013-09-30: Emoji passwords.
2013-09-30: Working in a coffee shop with noise-canceling headphones, importing @coffitivity coffee shop sounds …
2013-09-29: Swipe up on an icon with a blue dot and see What’s New. (I wish.)
2013-09-29: Well son, the 2nd civil war started when people decided they could no longer live alongside others …
2013-09-29: Ah, back in Cardinal country, the one place in the world where I’m not allowed to watch the …
2013-09-29: How do people who follow >10k people use twitter? It seems unlikely to me they use lists, but …
2013-09-28: Bye Seattle! I enjoyed living with you for a few years. t.co/D6E0r6XUw…
2013-09-27: Spoiler to almost every movie: They’re still on Earth!
2013-09-26: “There’s no need to wander around the room, bumping your phone.” - Apple’s mobile development chief …
2013-09-26: “Touch your iOS device to your Apple TV” t.co/9J6WnP0mV… - wait, what? How/why does that …
2013-09-25: Boy, @yankeeslose just starts to feel cruel.
2013-09-25: The Gamestop employee got a little teary-eyed waxing nostalgically at his boyhood spent playing …
2013-09-25: Hi, car renter, can you do us a favor & carry around this extra crap because we don’t know …
2013-09-24: Aim for the punctuation-keyboard & comma, accidentally hit the emoji-keyboard & 🐴 …
2013-09-24: In iOS 7, the alphabet on the right of the contacts list shows all 26 letters on 4-inch screens …
2013-09-24: I would like @magicrecs to recommend the best @magicrecs parody account.
2013-09-24: To make up for @Horse_ebooks I expect to find out that @justinbieber actually is an automated bot.
2013-09-24: Imagine if eyes worked like teeth do and you lost your baby eyes, pushed out by adult eyes.
2013-09-24: AppleTV with a remote featuring TouchID, logging you into your personal preferences on Netflix, …
2013-09-24: CAPTCHA is getting so difficult I’m starting to think that I might be worse at it than a …
2013-09-24: Returning home before a big move is perhaps the only time you think excitedly, “ooh, maybe we’ve …
2013-09-24: My son can now say M and B sounds. So we talk about amoeba & discuss Obama, along with his …
2013-09-24: Doing my part to close the unclosed parentheses. …
2013-09-23: I picked breakfast by looking where in the nearby area @waxpancake had been at least three times. …
2013-09-23: Is it a faux pas to tweet a reply into someone else’s conversation? Because I pretty much do that in …
2013-09-23: I can confidently say that @BradOFarrell & @cbdarden are my two favorite cat-meme-generating …
2013-09-23: Think I’ll just use my #xoxofest badge for any other conferences I go to.
2013-09-22: Free slogan for a game studio to use: “We think this is some kind of game.”
2013-09-21: This year’s developing #xoxofest theme: do it, and then figure out how to do it.
2013-09-20: “We’ll meet your across the street, in the field with baby goats and drones.” #xoxofest
2013-09-20: Now that’s how you make sure everyone has a real badge: t.co/IblhyxZQY…
2013-09-20: Despite some direct message conversations with a couple people, I still have no idea why 12k …
2013-09-19: Looking forward to magazine features on “the single-character non-alphanumerics of Twitter”.
2013-09-19: Twitter user @i joined this month, hasn’t yet tweeted, following no one. How’s that happen?
2013-09-19: I love that @mat got verified as soon as he stopped using Twitter.
2013-09-19: It’s possible someday I will get used to not being able to tap the home button to bring up …
2013-09-19: Huh, I didn’t realize people (who are following me) can’t reply back to my direct messages to them …
2013-09-19: Remember when it was relevant to complain about MTV not having any music?
2013-09-19: If you see me at #xoxofest come up and say hi. (I look like a shaggier, slightly older version of my …
2013-09-18: (Why are so many people who speak Arabic following me today?)
2013-09-18: لماذا الكثير من الناس الذين يتحدثون العربية يتبعني اليوم؟
2013-09-18: Wish I could drop whole folders into other folders to merge them. #iOS7
2013-09-18: ☑download status bar ☑verifying update status bar ☑blank screen status bar ☐apple icon status bar
2013-09-18: Can’t say I’m a huge fan of iOS7’s new spinning gears icon: t.co/PYj2kXRhA…
2013-09-18: In the Verified-Accounts-Only Twitter stream, I’d guess that 66% of the tweets are about being …
2013-09-18: All the options(?): a 6/6C, 7/7C b 6S/6C, 7S/7C c 6/5SC, 6S/6C d 6/no new C, 6S/6C e The Next iPhone …
2013-09-18: .@snapster My next 2 generations iPhone naming guess: iPhone 6 and no C update (5S still available). …
2013-09-18: Band name idea: The Unsearchables -The
2013-09-18: LIES! t.co/YrAKHtYJF…
2013-09-18: Today Twitter’s @MagicRecs recommended a Dropbox-ish account that Twitter then suspended (presumably …
2013-09-17: There are two Twitter types: Those who use text-shorthand even when within the character limit …
2013-09-17: Apple says odds of another fingerprint working are 1:50000, so 140k people can unlock your phone. …
2013-09-17: How much of my time in html & css is spent saying “why isn’t this change showing up in the …
2013-09-17: Got my @xoxo roadtrip playlist set up: t.co/LiMFajXWu… (10 most popular songs from the 4 …
2013-09-17: With the new kid, the updates to photo stream are the most exciting part of iOS 7. Video, & …
2013-09-16: Step 1) buy an old house 2) play Gone Home 3) hang out in empty house at night alone 3) freak out, …
2013-09-16: Just curious, @anildash, if t.co/aeML2ne4w… is $850k, would @anildash (and its followers) …
2013-09-15: It doesn’t surprise me that @gruber sticks to criticizing Microsoft after they advertised with him …
2013-09-15: Did Apple introduce the 5c to help the 5s stand out on its own (more clearly than it would have vs …
2013-09-15: “my cool-kid slang made the person cave” - I know it’s not fair, but I read all Business Insider …
2013-09-15: Always fun to watch twitter freak out after you hear thunder in Seattle: t.co/LT8SkYfEG…
2013-09-15: An excerpt from, and general summary of the Consumer Reports mattress buying guide: “Consumers are …
2013-09-15: When I read about Steve Jobs’s habit of having walking meetings I assume he had some time of …
2013-09-15: Three years into living in Seattle and the first time I look up what channel the Mariners are on is …
2013-09-15: Who’s hosting the @xoxo midnight Apple store line event?
2013-09-15: A way to gauge design instinct: Do you find it impressive or disappointing that the current iPhone …
2013-09-15: Simple, obvious Twitter business model: allow people to create otherwise-private subscription feeds …
2013-09-14: Flight attendants are picking up the media players in 10 minutes “so if you’re in the middle of a …
2013-09-14: Boy, that one guy kind of ruined it for all the other dudes named Pax.
2013-09-14: When did it become so important for every human to have a claim to losing?
2013-09-14: Why not design airplane seats so that your seat bottom slides forward if you want to recline?
2013-09-14: I hope during his long stay at the Moscow Airport, Edward Snowden at least thought to check-in daily …
2013-09-14: How many times have people said “wait, that Russell Brand?” after reading some sincere, well-written …
2013-09-13: I once owned t.co/I1g1DKTv9… and thus was the only person in the world disappointed it didn’t …
2013-09-13: You know who you should follow because he’s just great? @kotrotsos who gave me @___ because he …
2013-09-13: Some Twitter math: @_ + @__ = @_. That is, @_ (me) + @ (my wife) = @___ (now my son’s new …
2013-09-13: #ff @crashtxt t.co/XVVgsMy6b… because they actively try to ruin the look of your feed.
2013-09-13: Further evidence I actually do have a job and am not a total bum: t.co/KoppZ7iHV…
2013-09-13: Decided Wikipedia is worth at least as much to me as Netflix, so I’ll match …
2013-09-12: I’m starting to wonder if @joeljohnson & I are secretly some sort of Fight Club …
2013-09-12: If I ever got famous, I’d at least have the easy way out on the whole autograph thing: _
2013-09-12: Yikes, you sure you don’t want my ATM PIN or SSN @hootsuite? t.co/T9R2pDZQn…
2013-09-11: My iPhone 5C prediction wasn’t too far off: t.co/RBd2N5Pum…
2013-09-10: So either the fingerprint detector is too lax & not secure or too stringent & breaks …
2013-09-10: Oh, I misunderstood. The iPhone 5C is cheaper for Apple, not us.
2013-09-10: No exclamation point in our mediocre logo, so I had to tilt the “e” a full 45 degrees …
2013-09-10: Whew, glad to have gotten that launch out of the way so I can watch the Apple iPhone stream.
2013-09-10: Oh, also you can grab your username over at t.co/IDtUEanR0… & we’ll let you …
2013-09-10: So, t.co/IDtUEanR0… is what I’ve been working on & what I’m up to, …
2013-09-09: Google worked 6 years on their logo update t.co/yrQ8S5hNx… says @stop, or 1,095 times as long …
2013-09-09: Pretty transparent to have Apple rush together an iPhone event trying to bask in the halo of the …
2013-09-09: Renaming my browser bookmarks (& groups of bookmarks) picking relevant emoji thanks to this …
2013-09-09: Thanks to @infinityblade for inspiring my rage-tweet t.co/2eqZF8l5T… with the notification of …
2013-09-09: I see it’s supposed to be a birdhouse, but to me the Twitter site “Home” icon …
2013-09-09: The PlayStation Vita TV is worth $95 just as a standalone PaRappa the Rapper box.
2013-09-08: You know, minute by minute I can feel this phone getting slower.
2013-09-08: Would Elop only agree to come back to Microsoft (and bring the Nokia phones) if Ballmer was fired …
2013-09-08: St. Louis has a whole different kind of rain than Seattle: t.co/oimUAlAnU…
2013-09-07: The Cards, Pirates & Reds are a combined 2 games over .500 on the road and 60 games over …
2013-09-07: I went to this fancy restaurant where even the menu was edible. Well, it was a little dry & …
2013-09-07: Each Pixar movie should have a change log in the credits pointing out the major rendering …
2013-09-06: 10 years ago I won an online caption contest. The prize: 14 Simpsons busts. Now it’s my 1st …
2013-09-06: Congrats to Yahoo for going the full whimsical 9 degrees with their exclamation point. At Woot, I …
2013-09-05: Ok, it turns out Topsy can be pretty useful: t.co/5hG8Hbxdd…
2013-09-05: Thankfully, it turns out I’m very good at forgetting acronyms I’ll probably never again …
2013-09-05: iOS request: notifications should have a button for “delete this app and tell the developer it was …
2013-09-05: I had doubts that Yahoo! was taking their logo design seriously, but apparently they “spent …
2013-09-04: The Yahoo logo font is a bit thin but as long as they only plan on it being a print font & …
2013-09-04: I assumed Yahoo! was putting out terrible awful logos to make their actual reveal more impressive …
2013-09-04: People use “best fans in baseball” sarcastically to criticize Cardinal fans, but it’s just relative, …
2013-09-04: Will we stop signing emails? Have you now? I almost certainly sign them if they’re more than 1 …
2013-09-04: “That 70s Show” debuted 18 years after the 1970s ended. In 3 years it’ll be 18 …
2013-09-03: It makes me a bit sad (for a couple reasons) to think how much @mrgan could’ve made with hints as …
2013-09-03: Anytime you show me my account number, it has hyphens in it. But anytime you ask for it you’re …
2013-09-03: I bet the Washington Post article on the Amazon Kindle news was fretted over quite a bit: …
2013-09-03: It took me through Honeycomb, Ice Cream Sandwich, Jelly Bean, to Kit Kat before I saw that Android …
2013-09-03: No idea if it will turn out to be a good service, but I absolutely love the name Kindle MatchBook. …
2013-09-03: You know how people make up a word for a thing that already has a word? Is there a word for that? Or …
2013-09-02: In Finnish, Nokia means soot, smut, grime (plural): t.co/BxreQV4GU…
2013-09-02: Nintendo should acquire Blackberry. As terrible as Blackberry phones are, they’d be a great …
2013-09-02: Twitter tool idea: How many tweets were in your feed in the last 24 hours? (How many times did …
2013-09-02: A googolgon is a polygon with …
2013-09-02: Nintendo should follow Apple’s early idea: Abandon the successor to your success & do …
2013-09-01: Tͥ͋̆͌̑h̾ͮͤeͯ̽̏͗ ͋ͥ̃͊̐M͌̈́͆ât̓͗ͦͥ̔̅̚rǐ̅ͪ̀x̅ͧ̃̆ͫͭ ̔i̊ͪ͒̐s͛̄͗̊͊ ̊1ͮ̚4͛ …
2013-09-01: Kid’s bedding set idea I will try to convince @__ to let me do: furry brown blanket, marble-red …
2013-09-01: I usually feel I’m keeping up with Internet trends, but sometimes @darth changes his name to …
2013-09-01: I’m not one to argue against regulation, but even for me it feels overreaching for the SEC to get …
2013-08-31: I’m at Bhy Kracke Park (1215 5th Ave. N, Seattle) t.co/y9P9TvzoZ… Seriously, a city …
2013-08-30: When A A Milne was 8 years old, his school teacher was H G Wells.
2013-08-30: A no-comment comparison of site designs of St. Louis city/county merger opinions. pro: …
2013-08-30: I love that I just found out the Cardinals acquired Brewers pitcher @johnaxford because @magicrecs …
2013-08-30: Surprised to find out that Keith Olberman’s dad was Satchel Paige: t.co/8uMHuVxOC…
2013-08-30: So I finally realized that when people are writing “ratchet” they mean wretched. At least I think …
2013-08-29: Has anyone suggested calling the new blue reply lines the Dick Trickle (in memoriam)?
2013-08-29: Every one of @mat’s triathlon prep ideas are perfect for preparing for the labor delivery …
2013-08-29: Mean Twitter idea: Like @magicrecs but tells you when a bunch of your friends just unfollowed …
2013-08-29: Looking for tools to help pare down my following list & all of them are for unfollowing …
2013-08-29: I wish I could set my Facebook privacy settings to: only what is legal under European privacy laws.
2013-08-29: My test for song recommendation engines: does it know to suggest Paul Simon when I put in Vampire …
2013-08-29: Two days of Disneyland in my first week of my new Fitbit pretty much secure that I’ve already …
2013-08-27: Why haven’t we invented a Figure-8 Ferris Wheel? t.co/nUfXnDWSB…
2013-08-27: Idea: amusement park with art museum exhibits along the walls of the ride lines.
2013-08-26: How is there not a WALL•E Disney park ride? The humans in the movies already basically ride around …
2013-08-26: Disney California Adventure would be more popular if they just renamed it Pixar Park.
2013-08-25: I first heard Macklemore at the 2011 Mariners opening day. Mostly thought “who is this guy & …
2013-08-25: Movie idea: Reverse Psycho - you think it’s going to be a horror film about a serial killer, but …
2013-08-24: Just finished @mrgan’s awesomely simple Blackbar iOS game after several times deciding there was no …
2013-08-23: With all Microsoft’s talk of becoming a devices & services company I assume …
2013-08-23: So @lukeduff noted the “it’s Netflix for…” pitch everyone still does makes …
2013-08-23: Steve Ballmer’s bold and logical decision to leave Microsoft shows he’s clearly the right man to …
2013-08-23: So either the secrecy is impressive & improved or the 5S has a fingerprint scanner, 2 LEDs, …
2013-08-22: So the idea is that there are some blues that aren’t Moody?
2013-08-22: The @nytimes should offer an alternative to subscriptions where once you run out of free articles …
2013-08-22: If I were a lawyer I’d set up Snapchat office hours.
2013-08-22: Since xkcd’s what-if on sneezing ( t.co/oAn52uzTV… ) I’ve kept track. People …
2013-08-21: When I die I’d like to see a list of every Wikipedia article I’ve visited.
2013-08-21: A Voltron composed of smaller Voltrons.
2013-08-21: TV crowd psychics are masters of metadata analysis.
2013-08-21: Loving the selection and curation over at @square marketplace: t.co/hOVQZQtqs…
2013-08-20: I bet janitors really hate the shake-twelve-times hand washing guy.
2013-08-18: Odd to me that TSA insists on same-sex patdowns, seemingly regardless of sexual orientation of …
2013-08-18: So nice when a Cubs player helps out the kids by demonstrating how not to handle a routine play. …
2013-08-18: Looks like AT&T glitched & sent out “you’ve used 65% of your data” notices to me …
2013-08-17: Did I miss the Yahoo email telling me if I got yahoo@yahoo.com?
2013-08-16: Final payment, September 1st, 2043.
2013-08-15: Everything has cup holders now. Everything. So why don’t planes?
2013-08-15: At least in Seattle I can imagine that the adults wearing Angry Birds shirts might just be Zynga …
2013-08-15: Got my first “explosives detected” red alert going through TSA. Cleared on 2nd run-through. I should …
2013-08-15: If you put a clock on your wall, never remove it, because you will never, ever stop looking at that …
2013-08-15: If you never got the awesome iOS game The Incident, it’s free for now. Get it. I’ll be checking your …
2013-08-14: The only positive outcome of unjust court rulings is at least a momentary decline in otherwise …
2013-08-14: .@smiller I’m going to guess that how funky strong my fight is is inversely proportionate to …
2013-08-14: Getting close to 40 years old and I still don’t have a good idea how funky strong is my fight.
2013-08-12: More annoying than domain squatters are domains owned from an acquisition, that no longer make any …
2013-08-12: Apple should release a beige box iPhone for irony.
2013-08-12: “Mr. Rutledge? Uh no, I’m Dave, Mr. Rutledge is my baby’s name.”
2013-08-12: I’d watch a documentary on how the raisin bran makers keep the raisins evenly distributed through …
2013-08-10: With all the warnings & alerts on baby gear, I’m disappointed our baby tub doesn’t advise us …
2013-08-10: At the playground a kid was talking to his imaginary friend, Harold. Meanwhile, I killed a bee. So, …
2013-08-10: Like those riding lawn mowers that you stand behind, but a baby stroller.
2013-08-10: Dear 1990s photographer me - people, not things. You’ll never again look at the pics without people …
2013-08-09: I bet if, when I die, I can take account of positives & negatives over my whole life, …
2013-08-09: A few years back my finger missed the “stop recording” button on my iPhone & since, I’ve …
2013-08-09: The most surprising thing about the AMBER alerts complaints is that you all don’t have your mute …
2013-08-08: Browser plug-in idea: on user registration forms, check the unchecked boxes and uncheck the checked …
2013-08-08: I’d pay $10/month for accurate text transcriptions of my favorite podcasts, and $20/month for …
2013-08-07: I feel like @klout taunts me with weird score changes just to say “Are you sure you …
2013-08-07: Of all the common and frequently used “a” words, the absolute last one needing an abbreviated symbol …
2013-08-06: I bet when they were brainstorming what types of things people might do with Twitter, someone kept …
2013-08-06: Apparently the kid had a relatively quiet night, which my brain nicely made up for by giving me …
2013-08-05: ☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆ 。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ it’s a month later so this is retro now, right? ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆ 。☆ 。☆ ☆。 ★。☆ ★”
2013-08-05: Idea for Bezos’s 1st change to The Post. Stop cutting articles (like this: …
2013-08-05: I hope The Washington Post Company changes their name to The Post Washington Post Company.
2013-08-05: Are there people who don’t immediately get @tmbg stuck in their head every time anyone even mentions …
2013-08-04: I cut my thumb, the 1st time since ‘07. I know, as I would’ve remembered how annoying it is to …
2013-08-03: I understand they had to cut some corners on the new low-end iPhone 5C but I’ve got to say, this …
2013-08-03: I get that the govt can stop companies from telling you that you are being investigated, but can …
2013-08-03: You learn so much watching the Little League World Series. For instance, the shortstop’s favorite …
2013-08-03: Today’s One Thousand Cream Ice Cream Cones project by @JesseThorn carries a bit more risk than most …
2013-08-03: People go on & on but, really, baby’s don’t have all that good of a grip.
2013-08-02: ESPN, you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. …
2013-08-02: It’s so weird thinking about computers before Second Life. I mean, what did we even do on these …
2013-08-01: pro-tip: Elvis Costello’s Allison is a great song to start a (Pandora/Spotify/Lazify) radio …
2013-08-01: Having fun with @mattcomi’s new @photochopapp. t.co/kMvUa1myS…
2013-07-31: In January, 2005 I earned $0.95 from an Amazon affiliate link. Monthly I get an email saying …
2013-07-31: Someone do a Jay Z tribute act called Jay-Z now that that’s available.
2013-07-31: Mission Impossible plots seem feasible now. Camera watches roll of a roulette wheel & marble …
2013-07-31: When does Instagram get RTs? I don’t want it to, but I don’t understand why it hasn’t happened.
2013-07-30: I wonder if I’m the only native English speaker whose mentions tab is assumed to be in Arabic. …
2013-07-30: New first for me today, @AliAbunimah accused me of being complicit in a massacre because of my …
2013-07-30: Easy baseball site-app idea: enter some stat & it calculates what it’s on pace for by season …
2013-07-30: OH: “Mom, what’s his creature power?” t.co/slgjXzNIj…
2013-07-29: .@billpollock I’d use a site that reviewed the difficulty of canceling paid services as a caution to …
2013-07-29: Today my son flipped from back to tummy. He can flip both ways, so I guess he can now get from …
2013-07-29: Hey 2006 me: 2013 me is disappointed that Yadier Molina now has the second best batting average in …
2013-07-29: I don’t have daytime and nighttime iPhones, but I do use a separate peanut butter knife and a jelly …
2013-07-28: Thinking of taking a PROBIOTIC because it anagrams to ROBOTIC PI.
2013-07-28: The fun way to do the MLB PED suspensions would be forcing one full season at AAA or below (with …
2013-07-28: In the future we’ll take short vacations to alternate universe lines. First up, the one where biting …
2013-07-28: We can all agree they were kind of phoning it in with “a note to follow So”, right?
2013-07-28: .@jamieswb Next filmumentary suggestion: Caddyshack!
2013-07-26: It’s still legal to discriminate on the basis of a chosen email provider, right?
2013-07-25: Just noticed that Calvin & Hobbes is just A A Milne’s stories plus adults to ruin the fun.
2013-07-24: Lost the royal baby naming pool. I was sure they’d pick His Royal Highness Aiden Braden Caden …
2013-07-23: So, given that they’re technically non-profits, it’s not a million dollar idea, but still, some …
2013-07-23: I’m going to get ahead of the curve and start spending all day staring at my wrist.
2013-07-23: It’s a shame major league baseball teams have no other means of monetization than selling …
2013-07-22: Sad that Law & Order star Dennis Farina died before his 18th birthday: …
2013-07-21: Waiting to hear that Lucas is going to take on the Leonard prequels.
2013-07-21: What’s the highest paying job almost everyone assumes they’d be good at? I vote movie trailer voice …
2013-07-20: Didn’t have four quarters for the pay changing table (!) in the men’s room, so the whole airport …
2013-07-20: Maybe I wouldn’t have set the Target Back To School commercial to Salt-N-Pepa’s Push It.
2013-07-18: Art Idea: A Personal Raincloud version of the MOMA Rain Room, where the storm clouds only follow you …
2013-07-15: Shouldn’t morning be called the unevening? Or maybe the crookeding.
2013-07-15: I’m glad we don’t have to manually teach our kids how to speak because I’m not sure I could explain …
2013-07-15: I’d pay $100 for a space pen with built-in sensor to tell my phone where I left it.
2013-07-13: ✅ Never paste the text with the formatting. Ever. Seriously.
2013-07-13: I’m doomed to sleep with the same song stuck in my head forever after discovering my kid cracks up …
2013-07-12: I guess the flag was invented somewhere windy.
2013-07-12: Waiting for the Wayne’s World update where they end every sentence with “said no one” in place of …
2013-07-11: SkyMall game: open to a spread, pick a product you’d a) Own b) one you’d like to have Invented, and …
2013-07-11: When paper maps & physical newspapers are dead, where will we learn how to awkwardly misfold …
2013-07-10: Google, I’m with you on the long shadow (t.co/EJDzlVWMu… t.co/4BPFdGPlP… but …
2013-07-10: So is the comedy group The Lonely Island named after the Sam Cooke song, the Parliaments song, the …
2013-07-10: Got back to following under 600. Now each of you are a bit more special.
2013-07-10: Check out t.co/vl7IwYHZ4… today. They’re doing this weird thing where it’s their …
2013-07-10: If I say it too often, “the evening” starts to sound like a torture-horror movie title.
2013-07-10: I think I now watch my Apple TV photo stream screensaver more than cable.
2013-07-09: What percent of twitter accounts have ever favorited a tweet? It’s got to be far less than 1% right?
2013-07-09: Ok, Danger Mouse, when does the Jay-Z / Monty Python mash-up come out?
2013-07-08: Spoiler Alert: the last one goes wee wee wee all the way home.
2013-07-07: Sometimes, choose boredom. (Offer void for those with three or more children.)
2013-07-07: The Purchased but Not On This Phone list in the App Store seems unsustainable if it’s for all time. …
2013-07-05: Sometimes I just stack a couple random icons to see what the iPhone thinks they have in common.
2013-07-05: I usually notice how amazing these MacBook Air batteries are when I discover I forgot to plug it in …
2013-07-05: I feel very old when it takes me far too long, scanning new releases, to figure out which is the …
2013-07-05: Proposal: In the US, April 3rd will be Change-Your-Password day. In the rest of the world, it will …
2013-07-04: Just got the kid sleeping through the night, so we’re all ok not shooting off fireworks tonight, …
2013-07-04: Can’t believe the idiots who think America is 2013 years old today. So dumb. There was no year 0, …
2013-07-04: 1) List of Individual Dogs t.co/uTaXOpV06… 2) Spuds was Honey Tree Evil Eye 3) In OH it’s …
2013-07-03: I assume Dr. Engelbart was a time traveler or visited by aliens. It’s crazy how much of today …
2013-07-03: Alexander HamiltOn Golden Pond, George WashingtOn Golden Pond, James MadisOn Golden Pond, Thomas …
2013-07-03: I have articles to read from my last Google Reader sync, but they’re all about what life will be …
2013-07-02: Coffitivity suddenly stopped with all the coffee sounds. As if I’d made a huge faux-pas …
2013-07-02: The Dad Sea Scrolls #bookswithalettermissing er #scrollswithalettermissing
2013-07-02: Hey @cardinals my son has a proposal for a Cardinals uniform update. t.co/1H8gvCLyi…
2013-07-02: Twitter lifetime challenge: Always have at least one of your top twenty favorited tweets be from the …
2013-07-02: To stay in touch with the kids these days I’m going to set up Text Expander to contract “shake my …
2013-07-01: My review of every autobiography that doesn’t end with the author sitting down to write a book - …
2013-07-01: I want Google Reader to now announce they’re not shutting down, they just wanted some competition to …
2013-07-01: Unintentionally appropriate: “For technical reasons, “$#*! My Dad Says” redirects here.” - …
2013-06-30: Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Wolf #bookswithalettermissing #thatoftenaremisspelledthisway
2013-06-30: When I really need to remember a fact, I just have to convince myself it may one day come up in a …
2013-06-30: Thinking through some difficult and potentially controversial decisions for my son: I think I’m …
2013-06-30: Seattle heat weather advisory: Hope you got your things together. Hope you are quite prepared to …
2013-06-29: I bet you can’t guess what decade MapQuest was founded: t.co/AQ31R7cdb…
2013-06-29: Baby’s first baseball game! Let’s see what inning we make it to. (@ Safeco Field w/ 2 …
2013-06-29: Ok, so yes, maybe I just now got the housing development pun in the title Arrested Development.
2013-06-28: Dibs on t.co/UPcp6mXfs… (That’s how ICAAN operates now, right? Dibs?)
2013-06-28: You know what word should be all about violence and aggression and is basically the opposite? …
2013-06-28: Remembering that crazy time it snowed like crazy in San Antonio (January 2, 1985): …
2013-06-28: Just referred to the bedroom clock as a wallphone and it took me awhile to realize why that was …
2013-06-28: 10 years ago I bought 50 blank CDs, haven’t yet run out, and no longer have an optical drive.
2013-06-27: I want to play a multi-touch ascii art game, mostly to see if it makes my brain explode.
2013-06-27: . Who decided it’s “point” for version numbers and “dot” for urls and ip addresses?
2013-06-27: Is it a bug or an exploit on Instagram that adds strangers to my follow list? Or somehow just me?
2013-06-26: “Celebrity Chef Paula Deen Denies She Is a Racist, Dropped by Walmart” …
2013-06-26: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. Still working my way through having to find a …
2013-06-26: I bet when the serious muffin controversy arises, CNN will be covering a Texas legislature session.
2013-06-25: Half the time I mistype something, iOS suggests I mean “gherkins”.
2013-06-25: My son worked out how to roll from his tummy to his back yesterday. I think he figured today he’d be …
2013-06-25: All this artificial coffee shop noise is making me want some coffee, but now I’ve got to brew …
2013-06-25: “Please consider how much your co-workers, friends, and family will ridicule you before …
2013-06-25: A little light post-lunch reading - the incredibly angry, NSFW comments on the Adobe Revel launch …
2013-06-25: Two-Factor Authentication via SMS is great for everything except when you’re on a …
2013-06-25: Training myself that monitor brightness all the way up means “get creative” while …
2013-06-25: Today’s iMac design with the adjustable arm of the 2002 model.
2013-06-25: I have enough unread in my RSS reader that I can probably go a year or so just living in a …
2013-06-24: Iconic serendipity. t.co/msQ3GVQtz…
2013-06-24: I wonder what private Twitter account has the most followers?
2013-06-24: This may be my favorite Wikipedia caption: t.co/N7uIhyEeh…
2013-06-24: Sketching out my kid’s schedule and realizing it sounds good for me, too, aside from the …
2013-06-24: Keyboard makers have been marketing multi-media buttons to me for more than 20 years, but I still …
2013-06-24: Well, if I had to pick a Rangers / Cardinals series to lose…
2013-06-24: I wish Braille were far more common so I could better justify the time it would take to get good at …
2013-06-23: (In case it’s not clear, I don’t watch Mad Men or Game of Thrones.)
2013-06-23: So did they film this mass murder Mad Men scene before or after the Red Wedding?
2013-06-23: Not sure if he’s left- or right-handed but he certainly is counter-clockwise. Is that a thing?
2013-06-23: Now that BBC’s Sherlock has established that 3-episode seasons are acceptable, can we get more …
2013-06-23: Million-dollar idea: Baby And Me beatboxing classes.
2013-06-23: I love seeing design evolve in the real world: EXIT signs make so much more sense lit green instead …
2013-06-23: The Wii U makes sense in the universe where the GameCube was a massive success and the original Wii …
2013-06-23: It’s an odd quirk of our govt that you must legally confront death & serious injury any time …
2013-06-23: That’s no…oh, wait, never mind, totally a moon.
2013-06-23: Sometimes when I’m rotating through making silly sounds with my son, I accidentally switch into the …
2013-06-22: How about when I accidentally leave my camera plugged into my computer it charges the battery …
2013-06-22: Obvious million-dollar idea: infant pants with a squeaker built into the butt.
2013-06-22: You know, John @hodgman has been living in a post-PC world for a few years longer than the rest of …
2013-06-22: For all his faults, you know for sure that Howard Hughes was not a nail biter.
2013-06-22: Hey ears, take a tip from the eyes and learn how to adjust to much lower levels of input.
2013-06-21: Not many professions benefit from a bushy mustache, but the way it hides your mouth is a plus for …
2013-06-21: A zoo with interactive buttons at each animal exhibit: “I saw it!” & “Nope, didn’t see …
2013-06-21: Great. I streamed John @hodgman ‘s Ragnarok Netflix special so many times all my recommendations are …
2013-06-21: “FAA permits passengers to use electric razors & audio recorders during all phases of …
2013-06-20: A brief moment of thinking I’m clever before realizing even Wikipedia mentions a space elevator …
2013-06-20: It took me more than a little while to figure out why all these people suddenly had strong opinions …
2013-06-20: If it had been a boy they could have named him Go & when mad yelled “Go West, young man!”
2013-06-20: Crazy, our plane smells smoky because we’re flying over the wildfires in Colorado.
2013-06-19: Is eating a werewolf cannibalism?
2013-06-19: If you read only one tweet tonight, you’re now done and it’s time for bed.
2013-06-18: Now that the Web is around, can we all agree that Joe Vs The Volcano is one of the best movies of …
2013-06-17: I wonder how many people Snowden inspired to become Chinese spies, if only to pet a phoenix in a …
2013-06-17: The TSA guy asked how many men are on a baseball team as a gag, but looked at me like I was crazy …
2013-06-17: I may never need 12-hour use of my MacBook Air, but it’s good to know I can sap some battery …
2013-06-16: I assume I’m the only one thinking the zoo is a good idea today. (at @WoodlandParkZoo w/ 16 …
2013-06-16: Apple ad trivia: “Tomorrow is just another day / That you’ll never forget.” What did we never …
2013-06-15: Challenge mode on The Incident: turn on all other app notifications. (When 1 shows up it hides the …
2013-06-15: Remember, on June 20th, play John @hodgman ’s Ragnarok special on Netflix & then leave for …
2013-06-15: New plan: Starting in 3 or 4 years, create a font each year, using letters and symbols as drawn by …
2013-06-14: I wonder if you could get anyone to book you if you called your band The Show Is Canceled.
2013-06-14: Apple should internally test Siri using employees recently back from the dentist.
2013-06-13: My bathroom soap dispenser is tricky enough that I have to assume people just don’t use soap at my …
2013-06-13: So presumably in the sequel we find out the later misadventures and mayhem caused by Bomb Voyage.
2013-06-13: A handy test to see if your tear ducts are still active and working: t.co/3qaeIESsY…
2013-06-13: When does Apple ditch the glossy nav on t.co/hT4vZ6lNo…
2013-06-13: I find it a little sad when @37signals Campfire status says “1 person currently …
2013-06-11: Baseball promo idea: 50 cent hot dogs when the opposing pitcher has a no-hitter going into the 7th. …
2013-06-11: In Seattle we could use a thermostat that opened the windows to cool down.
2013-06-11: With the right accent the Internet is much more nicely named Antoinette.
2013-06-11: Today is the day Ferris Bueller went back in time.
2013-06-11: My TED talk: put soap in the dishwasher soap tray after emptying the clean dishes & if the …
2013-06-10: Reality show idea: Contestants meet each other, hang out & try to form long-lasting …
2013-06-10: Apple seems like a good place to work, but apparently they don’t pay well enough for even …
2013-06-09: So what’s the record for biggest run differential in extra innings?
2013-06-09: I don’t do this, but it will be the crappiest crap of all crap if this Armikrog project doesn’t get …
2013-06-08: Cringing at a lifetime of conspiracy theorists pointing to PRISM as “proof” that things like …
2013-06-07: Am I the only one who’d never heard of PalTalk before this crap? I bet they end up net positive …
2013-06-07: Wish I’d had the foresight to launch a new company and sign up for PRISM to get in on all this …
2013-06-07: I consider it a mental victory if I can make it a full day in a house with stairs without counting …
2013-06-06: Looking for dinner but may pass on the Kernville Steakhouse: t.co/lhqPhYEwq… “Prime rib is …
2013-06-05: If you were programming the human race and saw all these crossed arms, you’d consider some hardware …
2013-06-05: I think I’m going to set this as auto-reply to all future work emails: “Good idea. What are the next …
2013-06-05: I’m really happy to be able to just hit “like” on other people’s emails & preemptively …
2013-06-05: I miss being at super-long Cardinals games when the stadium DJ gets to play all the “After Midnight” …
2013-06-04: I wonder how hard I’d have to work to get my son’s first words to be “Hello World.”
2013-06-04: Midnight sun. #cameranoir t.co/tJm0wvmLI…
2013-06-04: Keyhole in Proposal Rock (with Camera Noir). t.co/KrBbaVQZe…
2013-06-04: I get the meaning, but putting all your eggs in a variety of different baskets doesn’t necessarily …
2013-06-04: I know it’s self-centered, but I think a good name for the shortest river in the world would be _.
2013-06-04: In 1940 Oregon had a contest to name the shortest river in the world. “D” won. I guess they wanted …
2013-06-04: So @snapster referred to my iPad’s 30-pin connector as the “old-fashioned” one, which I think is one …
2013-06-03: Little known fact: President Taft had a crab for a right hand. t.co/DsnKrBFnY…
2013-06-03: New goal: establish a media empire, so one day we can interview @mat and list his name as Man Human.
2013-06-02: I can’t believe I forgot to pack my diaper-changing skirt again! t.co/ah5aBYolu…
2013-06-02: A Facebook filter that auto-hid any posts with 1000+ comments or likes would do wonders.
2013-06-02: My son’s name just autocorrected to Fine Ham, which I think is great.
2013-06-01: For some reason LinkedIn recommended all I connect with all of your parents. So if I come up in …
2013-05-31: Somehow even a loudly crying random infant makes me miss my kid.
2013-05-31: If you see this many signs for one button, they blew it. t.co/v3MJ3FAsh…
2013-05-31: They should do a Deadliest Catch follow-up, where they follow the crab to a restaurant & a …
2013-05-31: I’m comfortable speaking in front of large groups, but I still get flustered trying to set an …
2013-05-30: I wonder how much time-with-seatbelt-sign-on varies per airline. It certainly seems like some keep …
2013-05-30: I think the exact right amount of famous to be is the level where @michaelianblack will get in a …
2013-05-30: Autodespair: the feeling of hopelessness as attempts to correct your spelling result in crazier and …
2013-05-30: Yes, again. (@ Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) - @portofseattle w/ 64 others) …
2013-05-29: Achievement Unlocked: poopy diaper change, in turbulence. (@ Seattle-Tacoma International Airport …
2013-05-29: Almost bought wifi on the plane just to share my new @playdots high score. 434! …
2013-05-28: Totally amazed my kid with a magic trick I call “watch me separate this 3-ply tissue into 3 …
2013-05-28: Everyone who posts about Arrested Development before I’ve finished is a jerk & everyone who …
2013-05-26: In 13 years, MLB realizes everyone is listening to live podcast commentators and offers alternate …
2013-05-26: In 3 years everyone listens to someone’s live podcast commentating a sports event and keeps their TV …
2013-05-26: It’s important to alternate shoulders when burping your baby, so instead of going deaf on one side, …
2013-05-26: Kind of creeped out by how much of Blue’s Clues is Steve just staring at me quietly.
2013-05-26: History will mark today as the beginning of the 2nd civil war, started over whether it’s ok to tweet …
2013-05-25: If Billboard ever makes a top 40 for songs listening to while on a boat, I’ve got a good guess what …
2013-05-24: Today’s plan. t.co/FLFffCAdg…
2013-05-23: Anthropologists will debate for years whether Tupac Shakur or TuFac Secure came first, and they’ll …
2013-05-23: Elf 2, where an elf is raised by humans.
2013-05-20: If Marisa Mayer is truly dedicated to supporting Tumblr, she’ll legally change her name to Mayr.
2013-05-20: How insanely successful would a chain of nightclubs called Stefon’s be, with weekly changing themes?
2013-05-20: In a better alternate universe, Yahoo just bought Google Reader.
2013-05-19: Idea: Adult pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey leagues and tournaments.
2013-05-19: I’m not saying quitting your job is the best way to Inbox Zero, but it is effective.
2013-05-18: As a pedestrian I hate the pedestrians-go-first-no-matter-what West coast thing. It’s awkward, …
2013-05-17: How often do you show someone what you’re looking at on your phone? I do that all the time. How do …
2013-05-17: I desperately need a “do I know you, how long have I known you, how do I know you, how well do …
2013-05-17: Today’s my last day at Woot! I’ll miss the place, but I’ll be keeping up with a …
2013-05-16: If Twitter wants you to fall in love with their service, after you follow 1000 they should start …
2013-05-15: “This article is about the horse. You may be looking for the episode or the actor.”
2013-05-15: I’m accidentally raising my kid to be a huge Li’l Jon fan. He cracks up at WHAAAT, YEAH, and OKAY. …
2013-05-15: A new @playdots mode idea: instead of a timer with 60 seconds you get 60 (or 100) moves to get the …
2013-05-14: I asked a two-year-old what the MLB silhouette logo was and he said “a duck!” and now I can’t see …
2013-05-14: My favorite “you might also like” email: t.co/QxoilTvvr… (after following …
2013-05-14: Seriously, wow. Q: What man refereed the comeback attempt of an ex-champ against Jack Johnson at …
2013-05-13: Psychological-challenging mode on Dots: load up on all the power-ups and then test your willpower …
2013-05-13: I’m going to try out facial expressions from my son to see how they go for adults. First up, …
2013-05-12: Wonder how often the word “juggle” is used in articles about women, despite my guess that the vast …
2013-05-12: One of the bullet points in a default 404 page should be “Maybe the URL you followed was just a …
2013-05-12: I’m leaving Woot! Love the community we built & the voice we created, but it’s …
2013-05-12: It’s funny to be scooped by Tech Crunch on sharing some news with my friends and family.
2013-05-12: Not sure how this works: Many people I follow are following 1000+ others. It’s hard to keep up with …
2013-05-11: I hate people who recite their dreams in detail, but it’s ok if you have a tune, a guitar, a …
2013-05-10: Who watches over me. t.co/026QqHoM0…
2013-05-10: I predict a presidential candidate uses Kickstarter for fundraising next election cycle.
2013-05-09: Nice surprise! I forgot about Candy Box, but had apparently left a window earning candy in the …
2013-05-09: FINALLY. t.co/nCY6MELEn…
2013-05-09: I love when mistyping a URL gives me a business idea.
2013-05-09: So excited for 2016, when we’ll be able to celebrate the first of many watch battery formats! …
2013-05-09: Whatever you’re doing, it’s time to take a moment and enjoy former Cardinal …
2013-05-09: I love that t.co/dnTI6SHzt… now uses forecast.io to be super accurate.
2013-05-08: Fairly certain my Sonicare brush has decided the best way to save my teeth is to kill me.
2013-05-08: Ok, no, seriously, what is going on with all the anime girl avatars favoriting my tweets? …
2013-05-08: I like when a bunch of my tweets are each favorited by one (different) person. Like I’m catering to …
2013-05-08: I decided to turn search history back on to try out Google Now. Then, forgetting I did that, the …
2013-05-07: Typing anything & hitting “forgot password” on t.co/rtZpQedrO… always …
2013-05-07: Who is the career leader for defensive indifference bases?
2013-05-07: I most miss Steve Jobs when there are things deserving of witty, harsh barbs, like Google Glass.
2013-05-06: So far, baby’s favorite app is Brian Eno’s Bloom music generator.
2013-05-06: It’s most surprising that @theonion was hacked before they had a chance to fake their own hacking. …
2013-05-06: My baby’s mobile in his crib has a projector. I might hack up a web connection, but it’d take a …
2013-05-06: What do you mean you don’t offer infant sizes of the 1913 jerseys worn in yesterday’s …
2013-05-05: Has @SteveMartinToGo not been the SNL musical guest because…he doesn’t want to? Because I can’t …
2013-05-05: I bet I like the @SteveMartinToGo @ediebrickell musical pairing better than their presumably …
2013-05-04: Swiss Army knife with a @Square reader pull-out.
2013-05-03: My Twitter plan: Gradually grow who you follow, then audit & weed out those who …
2013-05-02: That there’s a daily official New York Times blog post to discuss that day’s crossword …
2013-05-02: I consider myself a patient man, but when a progress bar fills up, only to empty and start over …
2013-05-01: How much money would @NYTimes lose if they gave a week’s subscription to the 1st person …
2013-05-01: As @anildash says, imagine the meeting: “Online shopping is a fad, double-down on direct marketing!” …
2013-05-01: Happy foster older Jewish Asian safety month! t.co/195G6xnBB…
2013-04-30: You know what? Crackers in bed. THAT’S what kind of night it is.
2013-04-30: I use my phone flash almost exclusively to find that thing I dropped under the bed.
2013-04-30: Pleasant pre-sunset in #Seattle this evening. t.co/tGz4ZYVsN…
2013-04-27: I’m either growing up or severely malnourished: I decided to get a great at the store & …
2013-04-27: So, uh, I guess combat juggling is a thing. t.co/SKGaTa1MB…
2013-04-27: First novel serialized in App Store updates? t.co/iRpfZvZH6…
2013-04-26: Never thought I would mistake someone’s pants for my socks. #babyLaundry
2013-04-26: Awesome sun halo today. t.co/DoJiJGXrg…
2013-04-26: As @smiller pointed out, substitute BoC for WWDC in every article about the ticket sales & …
2013-04-25: It would have been more fun if gopher:// had been the one to take over the world.
2013-04-25: Maybe it’s old news but the Scarfolk Council blog t.co/vT2Ez52yL… is my new LiarTownUSA …
2013-04-24: Best use I’ve seen for pay phone booths. t.co/7nitCnV5x…
2013-04-23: The guy in line behind me says “I’m picking up my anti-stabbing meds” & I just stop myself …
2013-04-23: I think I’m getting old enough to use “I’m too old for that” as an excuse for not liking something.
2013-04-22: I have yet to see a single stranger do the “shake your hands 12 times, use 1 folded paper …
2013-04-22: Sometimes I still type t.co/gp94nUAdx… for movie reviews. It looks like K-PAX (2001) was …
2013-04-21: As of last Tuesday I’ve worked at Woot for 100 months.
2013-04-21: I need to install a system patch to fix this persistently errant extra-long single eyebrow hair.
2013-04-21: Pardon me while I spend my Sunday finding the perfect emoji for each of my iOS folders. …
2013-04-20: Why does Apple / Mobile Safari even allow disabling pinch-to-zoom?
2013-04-20: Here’s my iPad 1 review: on an 82% charge, I played 7 hours of streaming YouTube video lullabies …
2013-04-20: Screw The Man and his rigid parking “rules”! t.co/6u5DLejdw…
2013-04-20: I like that there’s a software method to shake my phone. t.co/XTtdb8s7S…
2013-04-20: Seriously? It took almost four decades of life before I found out about tenkatsu, “tempura refuse”? …
2013-04-18: of MEET THE PARENTS?! t.co/Ba1M10hqB…
2013-04-18: Google Images finds the bomber suspect(s): t.co/DEovMIbQE…
2013-04-18: If anything good is to come out of this, maybe people will stop wearing backwards-facing white …
2013-04-17: We can safely assume this is the last time the FBI issues a plea for help for information & …
2013-04-17: I find myself using the iPad in bed more than the iPhone mostly because the gestures mean no loud …
2013-04-17: A pie chart is usually a bad idea, but especially when there are, uh, negative slices. …
2013-04-16: It’s unlikely she’ll answer it, but I’m curious what Barbra Streisand thinks about …
2013-04-15: Since exotic cars aren’t money makers anyway, companies should sell the naming rights. The Corvette …
2013-04-14: I’m not sure this is a good thing. t.co/oE7m3HUYj…
2013-04-14: I’m bummed the barber shop is closed, but I am impressed with their signage: t.co/OUwiqVTXB…
2013-04-14: Europeans must be confused visiting Seattle & finding out the green cross is not for …
2013-04-14: Now that I have fancy asymmetrical bread I realized you can put the peanut butter on the wrong side.
2013-04-14: I have no @tonxcoffee shirt, which means none of you have signed up and you’re all drinking crappy …
2013-04-13: It’s either that I’m great at picking out quality shows from Netflix archives, or I will watch any …
2013-04-13: My wife hands me a box from the mail & says “uh, this is ticking.” I open it & say …
2013-04-13: Get to try out my Seattle saved search again: t.co/fzlNp4lng…
2013-04-13: I wish all domains were as well-deserved and well-earned as t.co/aXgYW8Gvg…
2013-04-13: I miss physical toggles.
2013-04-12: Hey North Korea, Adak, Alaska is your closest target. Pay no attention to Seattle. (Heads up, Adak, …
2013-04-12: I don’t particularly fear North Korea’s nuclear long-range missile capability, but I also wouldn’t …
2013-04-12: If you’re having connectivity problems, this lady in the store says her son turned off the Internet …
2013-04-12: The Home Screen selection is a constant reality TV show, with contestants getting voted off …
2013-04-12: What % of active Twitter users have never (purposefully) starred a tweet? I’d guess 98%.
2013-04-11: Autocorrect changed earliest to ear lies, and now I want that to be a slang term for whispered …
2013-04-11: Online word count & spell check utilities should offer a paid version allowing you to see …
2013-04-11: Challenge: Find a YouTube video uploaded before 11/15/05 that uses the phrase “no copyright …
2013-04-11: Why do papers (and now many “big” blogs) have someone write the headlines other than (and at times …
2013-04-10: In 2016 I’ll vote for whichever candidate, from whatever party, will get blister packs outlawed …
2013-04-10: Million-dollar idea: Smart sink - Millions of times/second analyzes if water is splashing out of the …
2013-04-10: One day I’ll take a day off and spend it replying to every accidental mention in my feed: …
2013-04-09: For as dainty as an eyelash is, it has a seriously brutal name.
2013-04-08: When closed captions identify the song and artist in a sitcom it feels like Pop-Up Video.
2013-04-08: “The company slashed his pay by 97 percent for 2012, to $1.9 million.”
2013-04-08: Talking mule canon? “The 7th & final entry in the series, Francis in the Haunted …
2013-04-08: Another way to review Margaret Thatcher’s legacy: how she was portrayed and parodied in fiction - …
2013-04-08: Most everything I know about Margaret Thatcher I learned from Bloom County: t.co/EI5iWxACg…
2013-04-08: Opening Day in St. Louis has such an encompassing atmospheric feel, it makes me miss even things …
2013-04-08: I can’t believe the @nytimes obit didn’t tell me a single thing Margaret Thatcher was good at …
2013-04-07: My son and I have some serious trust issues. He won’t talk to me about anything.
2013-04-07: In the third inning we were advised to settle in for a pitchers’ duel. It’s now 14-2.
2013-04-07: I’m big in Japan, I guess. At least among anime female characters. t.co/YXI3vX9HD…
2013-04-06: The Path CEO has a day & a night iPhone but I have one I only use to play hair dryer videos …
2013-04-06: Just had a blog idea…if superheroes were real. Use all public photos to document every person they …
2013-04-05: Figuring out the right hat size to knit for a growing baby seems like a similar calculation to …
2013-04-05: Turns out @car2go is fairly popular at Amazon. t.co/IGLQT83GZ…
2013-04-05: Hilariously efficient search engine method to finding pirated movies & shows: …
2013-04-05: It does not seem accurate to ever credit a photo to “Twitter”: t.co/Sd2nPLKwD…
2013-04-04: Considering trying out bitcoin if only because it’s one letter away from bitchin’.
2013-04-04: This is what an epic baseball game looks like on graph form: t.co/WXi07Lsmw…
2013-04-04: Wisdom from @torrez we should all keep in mind when we’re feeling uncertain about life: “I know I am …
2013-04-03: One flaw of my username is that almost anyone I argue with on here gets more space to make his/her …
2013-04-02: I blame these Rangers announcers, who seem to have never even heard of avoiding jinxing the game.
2013-04-01: Is it too late to rethink Arabic numerals? I’m thinking this 5 and 6 are too similar.
2013-04-01: Officially moving the baseball apps back to the home screen.
2013-03-31: Just a nice bunny story for Easter: “Your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. …
2013-03-31: Nothing like an ice cream cruise on a sunny Seattle day. t.co/D2uYDitlN…
2013-03-31: Woke up with the sudden realization I’d given all my son’s toys boy names.
2013-03-30: So this is a little weird to see…especially after having just watched Doctor Who: …
2013-03-30: Summer Falls…Winter Springs? As in the city in Florida? #doctorwho #notAspoiler
2013-03-30: Setting a reminder for 11 months from now: “Buy 100 boxes of thin mints. Maybe 200.”
2013-03-30: NYTimes staff meeting: “Not actually a mom & no idea if she could cook anything well. Should …
2013-03-30: Furminator should make a retro-ad asking how many brushes it takes to get to the center of your cat. …
2013-03-30: Not sure what to do when this happens. t.co/UgHYOMJuk…
2013-03-30: Love the idea behind @movesapp but 5 hours into my day I’m at 27% battery, so I think it’s time to …
2013-03-30: Idea for @simplify other bank: Option to get a credit/debit card that does not have the card number …
2013-03-30: Can someone clue the closed caption people in to the CAPS MEANS SHOUTING thing we all figured out a …
2013-03-30: Looking for the Pulls Armhair milestone checkbox, because my son is apparently a prodigy.
2013-03-30: Is this from a song or something? Can’t think why it’s said so many times: t.co/X9LaqsLFL…
2013-03-30: I’m taking a stand: Rabbit, from Winnie The Pooh, is a menace & should be locked up.
2013-03-29: Multi-part dream last night trying to solve technical issues in a video conference call meeting. So …
2013-03-29: Making sure to get some good shots of the kid to show his eventual prom date. t.co/3uY87iFzh…
2013-03-28: Thought 1: Let’s get rid of pennies. 2: Hell, get rid of all coins. 3: All cash! 4: The …
2013-03-28: I wonder how much it would cost to use @car2go (plus a friend’s car) to make a parking art …
2013-03-28: So @gruber says a key to success is a fussy coffee making method. I decided to amp up the fussiness. …
2013-03-27: Idea: prequel to Ferris Bueller’s Day Off where we find out what crazy shenanigans led his parents …
2013-03-27: How many businesses reported a February y/y decline just because last February had 3.6% more days …
2013-03-26: I know it would have terrible consequences, but I often want to rate phishing emails by how close …
2013-03-25: So @torrez is looking for a Twitter summary service. Meanwhile, in stopping his favoriting of tweets …
2013-03-24: Your computer is never as slow as the time between ordering its replacement and its replacement …
2013-03-23: It took half the Cardinals game & hacking to get it working on Mountain Lion but I have KMOX …
2013-03-23: Right about now is my yearly decision to retroactively decide if I cared about my brackets or just …
2013-03-23: With all the license plate style variants, how have states not realized people would pay to keep …
2013-03-21: Was enjoying @mailbox but noticed it doesn’t support animated gifs. Total deal breaker! Maybe my …
2013-03-21: St. Lunatics can’t announce tour dates as the Denny’s night manager has refused to give Kyjuan …
2013-03-21: I would like to know how much I’ve spent on apps total, and I also desperately never want to find …
2013-03-20: Also, someone should make a cooking show called Once Upon a Tine.
2013-03-20: After hearing Africa on Top Gear & Jimmy Fallon, & Talking Heads on Once Upon a Tine …
2013-03-20: Click “I’m Feeling Lucky” on Google without typing. It spins to a random feature: …
2013-03-20: How many cereal box back writers got laid off when smartphones took off?
2013-03-17: “Please see the back of this statement for more information” says my paperless, online …
2013-03-17: It’s bad when you can’t think of the word deprivation, as in sleep.
2013-03-17: Ridiculous Fishing is the most accurately named iOS game I’ve ever played. Much more accurate than …
2013-03-17: Billion-dollar idea: a social network where hitting “like” and typing a comment actually does reveal …
2013-03-17: Instead of watching the sky for shooting stars, I just watch a streaming feed of people telling me …
2013-03-16: The problem with gamifying driving is people coming up with unexpected objectives. I earned the …
2013-03-16: .@brainwagon As a US territory, I will voice my support for the Puerto Rican team in the WBC even if …
2013-03-16: The USA’s best bet to win the world baseball classic may be to make Puerto Rico a full state.
2013-03-15: I’m jinxing it when I say how well it’s going & I’m jinxing it when I mention tough parts …
2013-03-15: 14 months. That’s when my baby will outweigh me if he keeps up this current growth pace.
2013-03-15: John Stewart says gif with a soft g. That’s enough evidence for me that I’m right.
2013-03-15: Had a college philosophy moment trying to consider what negative probability would mean.
2013-03-15: I suppose it’s the new Twitter rule that my cross-posted Facebook post must link to Twitter, though …
2013-03-14: Instead of just posting my tweets to Facebook, apparently I should write a script that turns all of …
2013-03-13: My phone suggested I meant “go ogle” which is quite clever.
2013-03-13: I feel like an old man because I can’t figure out how anyone keeps up with anything if they’re not …
2013-03-13: I quite enjoy this image of two young men playing pat-a-cake: t.co/FUcTUCqmz…
2013-03-11: Is it more amazing that *NSYNC produced a good musician or an excellent SNL host?
2013-03-11: It’s good to know my ability to ramble endlessly in a monotonous voice about whatever turns out to …
2013-03-10: How I know it’s the future: Someone shows me real-time augmented-reality text translation on a …
2013-03-10: The best SimCity Amazon reviews are all the ironic five-star write-ups. t.co/lDzzoXhxa…
2013-03-09: Looking forward to the sequel of Wreck-It-Ralph where they have to figure out how to get out of the …
2013-03-08: Why do I still remember F7 is save and exit in Word Perfect? Glad I don’t remember any WordStar …
2013-03-08: One nice side effect of on-screen keyboards on tablets and phones is how hard it makes it to type …
2013-03-07: Just discovered classic games on the MLB app. Something insane about watching the 1968 World Series …
2013-03-04: You always hear “couldn’t agree more.” Sometime I want someone to argue “no way, I agree more!”
2013-03-03: Next year the Girl Scouts should try out Thick Mint cookies.
2013-03-01: Any Twitter apps that let you filter to see mentions only from people who follow you or who you …
2013-02-28: Learned (via @quora): Is 719 a multiple of 11? 7-1+9=15, not a multiple of 11, so no. 8316? …
2013-02-27: It’s like playing hockey, where the pacifier is the puck, his mouth is the goal, and his flailing …
2013-02-26: Surely one of you doesn’t yet get Tonx coffee but wants to. Use t.co/Hr223qHgz… …
2013-02-26: Level up: on to size one diapers!
2013-02-25: If I had a little time, I’d write up bios of the one-character accounts. I’ve met (and follow) a …
2013-02-25: Yes, I couldn’t stop myself from picking up Woot-opoly. Pewter BOC FTW. t.co/qeeCkDuSx…
2013-02-24: Turns out there’s a bit of a tailgate culture each morning before the Trader Joes opens.
2013-02-23: More than 50% of the time, I swipe the wrong way when an app says swipe left or swipe right.
2013-02-23: We score a point every time mom, dad & baby have all showered or bathed in the last 24 …
2013-02-23: Asking Siri about robot movie plots: 2001, Star Wars, terminator, blade runner, alien, wall-e. …
2013-02-23: Sometimes I still think Path might make it.
2013-02-20: Our baby classes taught us as much about all the things we do with our baby as reading oven product …
2013-02-19: The google maps direction lady clearly says “dest-o-nation” when I’m sure she really means Destro …
2013-02-17: Playing this new iPhone game where I try to get the dictation to write Cheese Its instead of Jesus. …
2013-02-17: Figuring this out: When he’s wide awake, he makes noises like Gizmo. When he’s sleepy & …
2013-02-16: House of Cards is great, but it’ll fail because you can’t discuss it without worrying about spoilers …
2013-02-16: “Overlay the home or away team’s radio broadcast over the live video” on the new MLB app seems built …
2013-02-15: So not only are flowers here absurdly cheap ($3 for a bouquet) they somehow miraculously last more …
2013-02-15: Someone do a twitter feed outlining the (suddenly very short) plots of Three’s Company episodes if …
2013-02-14: Named the surprising number of toy owls my kid has: Roker, Franken, Capone, Jolsen. Decided against …
2013-02-14: For Valentine’s Day my wife got me a 2-week-old baby! Is that even legal?!
2013-02-14: Geek parents: You have a great excuse to grab a temporal artery thermometer. They’re quick & …
2013-02-13: Grease (The Musical) was set 13 years before it came out (1972 > 1959). If it came out this …
2013-02-11: I love when my Google searches for baby tips result in Kool & The Gang lyrics.
2013-02-10: So, FB accounts that get tons of likes & comments for hoax pics sell them to companies to …
2013-02-10: Million dollar idea, apparently: solid colored, no print, no text, no illustrations baby clothes.
2013-02-09: Was a trademark, now generic: heroin, dry ice, videotape. Still protected: adrenaline, onesies, …
2013-02-09: An idea to inspire creativity in a cooking show - Top Chef: Pigs Don’t Exist, Now What?
2013-02-09: Maybe the geekiest thing I’ve ever (re)tweeted: traceroute 216.81.59.173 if you know how to do …
2013-02-09: Determined our retirement plan: a combo knit and coffee shop. She’ll run the knitting, I’ll run the …
2013-02-09: Never thought I’d be so pleased with seven hours of sleep interrupted twice.
2013-02-09: Funny, in retrospect: just woke from a bit of a nightmare/panic realizing we hadn’t once brushed our …
2013-02-08: You do not inspire confidence, checkout process. t.co/iMrTEGcc
2013-02-08: The doctor said we were either well-rested or good at faking it. I think it’s more the latter, but …
2013-02-08: The baby’s swing rocks 1 way while the mobile spins the other. It reminds me of the vomit machine …
2013-02-08: In a bunny seat bassinet, wearing a fox hat and an elephant sleeper, my kid is the cutest turducken …
2013-02-07: The best thing the soda industry did is get all Americans to intuitively understand what 2 liters …
2013-02-07: John Goodman spends most of his screen time in Raising Arizona screaming. Funny what you notice …
2013-02-06: Judging by his mood tonight, I don’t think Finn has gotten over the news about Carpenter yet.
2013-02-06: Our blender has a switch that seems to mean “explode everything.” I suppose that’s handy if I decide …
2013-02-06: I wonder what the record is for non-OCD, justified hand washings in a day.
2013-02-05: Maybe I’ll be a lot better at football now. I’ve at least got the football hold down.
2013-02-05: I like to think the kid is judging my dance moves. He gives Swing calm appreciation but is a bit …
2013-02-04: I’ve now watched my baby longer than the sum total of all babysitting time over the last 35+ years.
2013-02-04: All right, I’m starting him on Bob Marley: Legend, but we’re going to transition to Desmond Dekker: …
2013-02-03: Everyone I know who absolutely loves their SodaStream just makes bubbly water. When will SodaStream …
2013-02-03: Visibility is still better than every Packers home game.
2013-02-03: Reminds me of those terrible Busch Stadium ads for Peabody coal where they faked stadium power …
2013-02-03: I’m already more successful raising this kid in real life than I was raising a kid in the Sims video …
2013-02-02: News from Finn’s birthday will have lots of good moments to check in on in 1, 10, 25, 100 years. …
2013-02-02: The wall clock broke, stopped at 6am, and without thinking of the date, I said “It’s like Groundhog …
2013-02-01: Google really shines when it gets me exactly the video I was thinking of for “dog hops up stairs”.
2013-01-31: I like that Blackberry named their new models after Scrabble tile letter/scores.
2013-01-29: Spam penalties should increase with the painfulness of the attempt: t.co/Plnng0mL
2013-01-29: Baby-themed Scrabble board complete. We’re ready! t.co/ZJLCnLk0
2013-01-28: Winner, best BBQ restaurant name I’ve seen today - Capitalist Pig: t.co/SnY25flT
2013-01-28: New gov’t energy proposal: issue wool sweaters to everyone. These things are warm! I could …
2013-01-28: In case anyone just remembered Letterpress because of the update, I never stopped playing …
2013-01-27: Judging by the ratings, Apple has a big usability issue - every review is anger over magazines not …
2013-01-27: I look forward to the Saturday Night Live digital short about #FOMO in 18 months.
2013-01-27: Doomsday preppers could take tips from soon-to-be-parents prepping for the hospital stay and trip …
2013-01-27: It’s too bad it’d seem so derivative, because I actually think The Shims is a better band name.
2013-01-26: You figured me out, Netflix. I love all TV drama mysteries with a touch of supernatural rooted in …
2013-01-26: I suspect this might be the first funeral ever that referenced the Runs Created stat. #ripStan
2013-01-25: Resolution: I will be bored for one minute before pulling out my phone.
2013-01-24: My wife wins all the arguments, because she has a second person on her side. Literally.
2013-01-23: I love that the Flashlight app is up to v6.1.
2013-01-22: Regardless of the lack of cultural connection to recipes & ingredients, isn’t New York …
2013-01-20: Domain name spring cleaning! Down to 10 & moved ‘em all to t.co/jtAothHn for …
2013-01-19: Do you think there are ironing geeks, like there are coffee geeks & camera geeks? …
2013-01-19: Pro-tip: When it’s sunny, get out & take photos. When it’s gray & rainy, …
2013-01-19: Word of Stan’s passing spreads through STL families like loss of someone close. Everyone has a …
2013-01-19: Article in yesterday’s Post-Dispatch where Red said he wished Musial was doing better: t.co/B3wOrZBw …
2013-01-17: The popular tab on Instagram makes me feel so old. I seriously don’t understand what is going on …
2013-01-15: Actually excited to get a check, so I can finally try out @simplify ’s photo deposit feature.
2013-01-15: Hey @weebly, do you really “proudly” host the insanely offensive SandyHookHoax site like …
2013-01-15: Just noticed flicker .com forwards to Flickr. Googol .com still not going to google, though.
2013-01-14: The Win % graph for that Seahawks game is heartbreaking: t.co/g7WgDFYT
2013-01-13: Found my football stats blog: t.co/78kZKyni
2013-01-12: Practicing my napping skills.
2013-01-11: Learned a Safari trick watching Steve’s 2003 Safari keynote - Snapback: command+option+s takes …
2013-01-10: Dislike: Long hallways where you recognize someone, make eye contact, nod & then still have …
2013-01-10: Huh, I just got ~300 mp3s added to my cloud player through this Autorip thing: t.co/ucH3448L Stuff …
2013-01-10: Wow! @_ has reached 11,000 followers! See more stats at t.co/xSORDiIP
2013-01-09: Playground lights powered by a swing set electrical generator.
2013-01-08: I bet 50% of ask.metafilter questions have someone comment that it’s different for different people.
2013-01-08: I hope Paul McCartney lives forever, if only so we don’t have to see all the varieties of Paul Is …
2013-01-08: Stand By Me was released 27 years ago, and set 27 years before that. So @WilW is now …
2013-01-07: Finishing up Christmas. t.co/fM4W5M9Q
2013-01-07: We sent Jason to actually cover CES, but my money’s on Scott’s faux-verage as the most …
2013-01-06: Critics say OPS is too abstract & complex for mainstream fans to understand, but it’s so …
2013-01-05: Apparently my version of “nesting” is consolidating the extension cords and surge protectors.
2013-01-05: Current status. t.co/GvttyX5r
2013-01-04: Once or twice a year, I go visit t.co/uZgJ3kKc to see if he’s rethought it yet. Must be …
2013-01-04: finished How To Write Groundhog Day by Danny Rubin and gave it 5 stars t.co/QHIIkul6
2013-01-03: It’s Already Yesterday is an Italian remake of Groundhog Day: t.co/f0mQd30k
2013-01-03: Getting a set of twenty metal collar stays is a way of admitting that you lose things, and you’re …
2013-01-02: I consider it a feature that my iPhone periodically has a bug that gives me clear excuses to miss …
2013-01-02: I think this is what is defined as “good news”: t.co/h4YmOTps
2013-01-02: This is the oldest version of that “RIP 2012 (2012-2012)” gag that I could find on …
2013-01-02: So far, this is my favorite Google Image search of 2013: t.co/8mkAQrJQ
2013-01-02: Finished up the day watching The Apartment, with its nice New Years theme. #shutupanddeal
2013-01-01: My body’s clock seems to have decided it’s time for a headache, despite having one beer and a half …
2013-01-01: Year trivia: 2013 is the first year divisible by 61 in more than 60 years.
2013-01-01: Did not realize Queen Anne on NYE is like New Orleans on Mardi Gras.
2012-12-31: Happy new year Santiago!
2012-12-31: Counting down to the Chilean new year tonight. (Also, isn’t it odd that Chile is East of New York?)
2012-12-31: Closing it out with a little from Mr. Yauch.
2012-12-31: Listened closely but couldn’t tell if Obama said “another thing coming” or …
2012-12-31: I’m glad my job isn’t placing explosives on the slanted roof atop a 500’ tower. @ …
2012-12-30: It’s so foggy we thought there’d been a power outage in Magnolia. (I’d take a pic, but you could …
2012-12-29: I found something in one of my shoes that I left out, and it leads me to believe one of my cats is …
2012-12-28: I suspect I may be the last Doctor Who fan to realize that Torchwood is an anagram.
2012-12-26: I want to try out for the Next Iron Chef Chairman.
2012-12-26: Seeing what “is hater proof” according to Google, people clearly underestimate the abilities of …
2012-12-26: And thus concludes a very Die Hard Christmas. Next year will be tougher, if we try to watch all …
2012-12-26: Each Die Hard movie feels more dated than the last.
2012-12-25: I hope Matheny issued an edict to players’ families that no Cardinals are to be given hunting knives …
2012-12-25: At this point, my 8-year-old nephews and I literally have the same wish list gifts. t.co/tiCDLA04
2012-12-25: I’m never sure exactly when St. Nicholas Day is, so just to be careful I leave my shoes out in the …
2012-12-24: I want @mythbusters to test the CRT monitor C4 chair bomb down the elevator shaft in Die Hard.
2012-12-24: Watching Die Hard & following along with @danzettwoch ‘s undershirt Pantone guide: …
2012-12-24: Still waiting for the Elf sequels, giant elf helping the cobbler make shoes, and giant elf baking …
2012-12-24: The trick to getting good at doing something (besides doing it a lot) is to think about it a ton so …
2012-12-23: On Christmas the local Uptown theater is doing a sing-along Fiddler on The Roof with kosher Chinese …
2012-12-23: How long would the groove in a standard LP be if you unwound it into a straight line?
2012-12-23: Starting a movement to keep alive the skill of in-car map-folding (and its related endangered skill, …
2012-12-23: I’m sure Sid would be proud. t.co/GFd4N8DQ
2012-12-22: Psychonauts is $2.50 on Steam, and works on Mac. I played a ton of Grim Fandango, but never got …
2012-12-22: Son, I’m planting this for you to discover when you figure out how to find Dad’s online past. Tell …
2012-12-22: More light than yesterday.
2012-12-21: When robots can drive our cars, we can all sit rear-facing, like is apparently so much safer.
2012-12-21: Got one of those heirloom tomatoes for the kid, but I don’t think it has much of a chance of lasting …
2012-12-21: To make it more realistic, people in the outskirts of the galaxy should’ve mispronounced it …
2012-12-21: At 1st glance thought we’d found a pregnancy book written by a Time Lord. t.co/LnLDtvCS
2012-12-20: Subscribed to the NYTimes paywall, and then added t.co/IbokEXx7 to my AdBlock list.
2012-12-20: There are some months the Dark Sky app is less useful in Seattle. t.co/66cnid2o
2012-12-19: Nabbed the best seats in the house. (@ Cinerama for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey w/ 2 others) …
2012-12-19: iTunes should allow a Guilty Pleasure playlist. Songs there wouldn’t appear in your normal …
2012-12-19: It hadn’t occurred to me that getting sunglasses for Christmas in Seattle might be a bit …
2012-12-18: Five letters that make for a great Christmas. t.co/Z93M9a4H
2012-12-18: People wonder what icon will replace the disk for “save,” but every day we carbon copy people in our …
2012-12-16: The baby monitor suggests we set it up with a clear line of sight between the parent & baby …
2012-12-16: Tough break. t.co/mfaVwn6I
2012-12-16: Considering NYTimes paywall. Can’t see why anyone pays $35/month for all-digital when Sunday …
2012-12-16: “Oh, were you straight-edge back then?” she asked. No, just nerdy.
2012-12-16: Rumor is the owners couldn’t decide who to name the building after. t.co/qVN8mJw8
2012-12-15: Splurge for the good wire cutters.
2012-12-15: Let’s go back to where the big news was a coincidental date.
2012-12-14: Today is a good day not to expand any comment discussion threads on Facebook.
2012-12-13: Half the reason I’m excited about a resurgent Flickr is that long ago I got the t.co/nXXtklqb URL.
2012-12-13: Never liked music festivals, but I might give this one a try. t.co/8jlETBvu
2012-12-13: So do most people not know how much Kurt Cobain liked the Beatles?
2012-12-12: Practicing my swaddling technique. t.co/37ohD7WY
2012-12-12: Happy last-day-we-have-to-hear-about-coincidental-calendar-dates!
2012-12-12: Following @anildash & @Mike_FTW’s multithreaded conversation in reverse is the closest I’ll …
2012-12-12: They say don’t shop for food when you’re hungry, but here’s a pro tip: also don’t shop for food when …
2012-12-11: Million dollar idea: AIBO tech, AT-AT form factor.
2012-12-11: Is there a version of a Scrabble-type game in the iOS App Store with “true” challenging rules (that …
2012-12-10: My favorite email interaction is when I get that awesome “Remove from calendar” button.
2012-12-10: Trying out this new diet: Step 1 - bite your lip very very hard. Step 2 - you’ll never want to eat …
2012-12-09: Disconcerting getting in the car to a story on NPR between a kid named Dave and a shopkeeper named …
2012-12-09: I can judge how my day went by how much butter I put in the mac & cheese.
2012-12-09: I’m either building a baby swing or a War Of The Worlds tripod. Possibly both, in some dastardly …
2012-12-08: Tips for anyone happening to need to pick a lock, from the MIT guide. t.co/qkFZ2Zt0
2012-12-07: I wonder how many people I’ve ever emailed are alleged murderers. I know of a couple, which makes me …
2012-12-06: The best part of getting new 514s is checking out how nicely your older pair is fading. …
2012-12-06: So much guilt each morning crossing the street against the tiny crossing guards directions.
2012-12-03: Love getting the #xoxofest goodies and thinking about all the great talks and good people involved. …
2012-12-02: Despite never subscribing to a podcast, she can now identify most of the @5by5 and @MuleRadio stars …
2012-12-02: Socks with RFID thread that sounds an alarm when they’re too far away from their mate. #youWill.
2012-12-02: I get why Jeopardy has lots of criteria besides smarts, but I’d love one tournament a year with …
2012-12-01: I like the #quarterly idea, but I don’t eat sausage & threw away the “keep refrigerated” …
2012-11-30: Got a Griddler & can’t figure out why I’ll ever eat anything but pancakes again.
2012-11-30: Something like a shooting range, but for throwing breakable objects.
2012-11-29: This is the coolest <$10 non-electronic gadget: t.co/LqMba5cH
2012-11-29: I live my life by this suggestion. t.co/1LLiFnIE
2012-11-28: Ray tracing is the next evolutionary step of Impressionism.
2012-11-28: I’ve set the Christmas tree lights timer to so perfectly match when we are awake & home that …
2012-11-28: What’s the story with the Braille-like symbol on the @letterpressapp icon? t.co/mKKFcCKQ
2012-11-27: Splurged for the mind-reading baby monitor. t.co/OqqAY9cH
2012-11-27: Hello, nightmare. t.co/Fj0FfzdU
2012-11-26: Make a sanity check before you hang your coat up. t.co/L1Qoei6O
2012-11-26: I’m considering taking some tech classes just to understand how IKEA went so very wrong: …
2012-11-25: Does @warbyparker offer non-prescription sunglass monocles?
2012-11-25: Imagine the outrage if matches were invented today: strike on inflammable box full of other …
2012-11-25: Two catalogs we got today that define our spectrum nicely: @archiemcphee & @momastore
2012-11-25: The best *wiki: t.co/eyI2vzZM
2012-11-24: Sorry, Mr. Hagman, for remarking apparently 30 minutes before you died that it was surprising you …
2012-11-23: I call our Christmas tree theme “Infested by woodland creatures!” t.co/5s1ENvux
2012-11-23: I want a chat option in @letterpressapp just so I can say “yes, I know now that was a boneheaded …
2012-11-22: We launched our first pop-up site over at t.co/1tqUV8h1 - Enduring Holidays, for when you’ve …
2012-11-19: Trench warfare in @letterpressapp with @anildash, ended only as I was able to pull my U-less Qs from …
2012-11-18: Aside from Nintendo-licensed games, it’s hard to see anything I get from Nintendo Wii U that isn’t …
2012-11-17: I can’t believe it’s been twenty years already since I started bemoaning how bad Muppet movies had …
2012-11-17: This morning I took out the trash, helped with laundry & got lunch. Fairly productive. My …
2012-11-17: My wife & I share an iMac. We each have an iPhone. iTunes Match won’t allow us to …
2012-11-17: The worst part of 2nd hand smoke is clearly knowing you’re breathing that one guy’s breath. And …
2012-11-17: My wife asked if it was raining out, but I had to tell her there was no possible way to know: …
2012-11-16: Things I’ve bought online that we’re absurdly the wrong size: lightbulbs, Xmas tree stand, and now …
2012-11-15: The Scrabble part of my mind assumes PETRAEUS is a coded anagram, but the best I’ve got is SUPER …
2012-11-14: Given how often he plays, I worry @letterpressapp was developed by the enemy as a means of reducing …
2012-11-14: Siri, I know I’m in Washington, & kudos for keeping up with state laws, but that is not what …
2012-11-14: If Puerto Rico becomes a state, I think we should let one of these other states secede, just so we …
2012-11-14: Nothing’s creepier than your cat jumping up and staring at something right behind your back.
2012-11-14: I’m disappointed to see that this is apparently “an incomplete list”: …
2012-11-14: Hi @AT_RP_Lyric @Finntehhuman You didn’t mean to talk to me but now I must know: Is …
2012-11-13: I feel like I understand Twitter & then I come across someone who only follows me & …
2012-11-13: If your name is Gregory, what right do you have to spell the nickname Gregg? t.co/9W41Q4fP
2012-11-13: Sometimes when I’m untangling my headphone cables each morning I envision my kid in there …
2012-11-11: My “what would you invent if you went 100 years in the past” game is very interesting with …
2012-11-11: OH: “Given what their whole point of existence is, why do marketers have such a bad image?”
2012-11-09: How many times do you think Huey Lewis has reached out to @jack proposing licensing of Hip To Be …
2012-11-09: Very much looking forward to one of the couple conferences I try to go to each year. See a few of …
2012-11-08: Huh, @cheezburger is just down the road from @woot. Maybe our monkeys can visit their cats. …
2012-11-06: Tomorrow everyone is casting a vote for no more political commercials, and we all will win. For a …
2012-11-05: Scored a window view at the new office! (If you squint.) t.co/51BBCWB4
2012-11-03: Hoping @letterpressapp adds a “no thank you” response so I know when to stop hassling people with …
2012-11-03: Ready for Mappy to get the video game movie treatment: millionaire builds mansion with trampolines, …
2012-11-03: I wonder how long it will be before our phones have the storage & power of the Google data …
2012-11-03: I’m surprised to not see speculation on it, but I assume this iPad update means none in April …
2012-11-03: A handy guide both for school bullies and their victims: t.co/DQS7jXiI
2012-11-03: My nephews are in robotics class today, and one starts video game design classes next week. I’d like …
2012-11-02: Best neighborhood SSID: HideYourKidsHideYourWiFi
2012-11-02: It’s surprising how hard it is to find a simple, elegant men’s watch that doesn’t …
2012-11-02: I guess at some point I’ll stop getting little boy gifts for my birthday but until then I’ll enjoy …
2012-11-02: Is it reasonable to question whether it’s ever a good use of police resources to support a city …
2012-11-02: I love that Siri is smart enough to know I probably really mean today when I ask her to remind me …
2012-11-01: In a room full of developers - is varchar pronounced as char (as in charcoal), care, or car?
2012-11-01: Do any Twitter apps let you filter by language? You’d be surprised how popular @_ is in …
2012-10-31: Feeling like the company Grinch with no Halloween candy to give out to all the wandering kids. …
2012-10-31: A drop of rain hit my earbuds just as I put them in, and I essentially gave myself a wet willy.
2012-10-30: I would love a Secret of Monkey Island Disney ride. (And movie!)
2012-10-30: Star Wars Episode VII: Luke finally goes to Toshi Station to pick up those power converters.
2012-10-30: Moving offices again. Time to re-sticker this closed box I’ve had moved from the last 4 …
2012-10-28: I’m a huge baseball fan but all this talk of overcoming hardship & adversity while getting …
2012-10-28: So if the Tigers swept the Yankees & the Giants swept the Tigers, scientifically that means …
2012-10-28: Likely not coincidental that I’m getting into Letterpress the same day a lot of people are deciding …
2012-10-28: Pro-tip: after emptying your dishwasher, immediately put soap in and close the soap door. Now you’ll …
2012-10-28: I picked a good day I try out @timehop and see what was happening a year ago today. t.co/ZzgId9T2
2012-10-27: The iPhone’s 3D map mode was made for Gehry buildings. t.co/9VqzzU2u
2012-10-27: Unlike @marcoarment, tried out the Surface without salespeople interference. Installed both @woot …
2012-10-26: They should only offer the new iMacs in store, so you get at least one time benefiting from it being …
2012-10-26: In Mac Outlook, you can’t type the contraction “I’ve” without it freezing. …
2012-10-26: I love that Woot sites have birthdays, not anniversaries. Happy 1st birthday, @woothome.
2012-10-25: Kind of addicted to #Letterpress, though I haven’t managed to complete a game yet. …
2012-10-25: I’ll be explaining to my Dr. that my caffeine intake skyrocketed because I was testing out Passbook …
2012-10-24: When talking about frog guts, is it proper to use “less” or “fewer”?
2012-10-23: I’d like to see a list of who follows me, ranked by the total number they follow / the number who …
2012-10-22: A disappointing end to a promising season, but this is still a golden era for the Cardinals.
2012-10-22: Evil new-to-me spam technique. Intimate conversation between 2 (w/ multiple emails) that I seem to …
2012-10-22: It would seem totalitarian, but how many lives would it save to require both hands on the wheel …
2012-10-22: I can’t remember if I ordered a spy plane or a Bono. t.co/XeAUHqx3
2012-10-21: I’ll watch British stand-up, because they’re halfway to a good joke just with that …
2012-10-20: We’ll know it’s no longer a hobby when Apple stores have a set up demo of the AppleTV.
2012-10-20: I’m at Apple Store (Seattle, WA) w/ 2 others t.co/OpLyoNQ1
2012-10-19: iOS App Store password checkbox proposal: “Remember my password for up to $9.99 of apps.”
2012-10-19: I just opened my Pheed channel, check it out t.co/9WKvQYkS
2012-10-19: Wondering how many Binders of Women Halloween costumes I’ll see this year.
2012-10-18: Here’s a thought, @googleanalytics - I probably don’t actually mean to put in the year …
2012-10-16: It’s Fall. t.co/Otyrk8je
2012-10-16: Is Intrade going to place odds on Cuba’s population in 12 months?
2012-10-15: It may turn out economical for me to buy a 3D printer just to curb my iPhone-case buying habit.
2012-10-15: I like that my hi-tech iPhone case comes hand stamped and tied with twine. t.co/VJ86qfgx
2012-10-15: I suppose I should have known it’d be impossible to get off a St. Louis plane without hearing the …
2012-10-15: Great Pumpkin, of course. (@ Ted Drewes Frozen Custard) t.co/DmJAx31n
2012-10-14: In a similar vein to the 2004 Red Sox “cowboy up” motto, I think the 2012 Cardinals should “hobo …
2012-10-14: In some ways it feels like the future that I’m watching a guy parachute from space, but more …
2012-10-13: Seattle folks seem actually relieved to have a forecast full of rain. I’d never heard of seasons …
2012-10-13: t.co/JUa55ny2 is the parallel universe where sports doesn’t exist.
2012-10-12: Coincidentally, this was what my heart rate looked like. t.co/yUIDxrnV
2012-10-12: Sad Nat is sad. t.co/X8U9gA8b
2012-10-11: It seems like a bad sign for your sports team that a company sponsors the empty seat backs at …
2012-10-11: Sometimes a good CAPTCHA can improve your day. t.co/WWDYK7qa
2012-10-10: No, iPhone, I meant hotcakes, not hoecakes. It’s not like you don’t know what region of the country …
2012-10-10: Is there really no definitive list of cameos in Spice World online? I have some Wikipedia editing to …
2012-10-09: Why don’t film studios have $100 pay per view of everything in theaters? Do theaters really have any …
2012-10-07: Yea or Nay: oyster crackers in the chili mac. She says I’m crazy to eat crackers with pasta.
2012-10-06: Don Rickles is pretty funny, but I bet he’s funnier in the alternate universe where he’s Don …
2012-10-06: There is a mild sense of having built something good when you get your Twitter feed full of good, …
2012-10-02: Why bother with police scanners when there’s individual twitter feeds for every sub-neighborhood? …
2012-09-29: Enjoying Super Hexagon. Exactly the right game when you have 5.42 seconds of free time.
2012-09-29: Took a break while playing tennis to explain the scoring optimization of calling 30-30 deuce, 30-40 …
2012-09-29: Apple Developer, I bet: “Why does everyone hate Maps? These ‘mistakes’ are an expression of Maps …
2012-09-28: Like the John Cage of rapping.
2012-09-26: I would be interested to see stats on how often Republicans used Bill Clinton’s middle name.
2012-09-26: Free tip to spammers: It’s not a good idea to send Woot employees emails with the subject line …
2012-09-23: When I was a kid I assumed I was the only one who couldn’t make out the words in songs.
2012-09-23: Has anyone ever tried getting famous as the world’s slowest rapper? Asking for a friend.
2012-09-23: Museum idea: 1 set of dinosaur bones, and a couple dozen set up models showing possible variations …
2012-09-23: Plenty of room for personalization in this recommended post card letter. t.co/gANvPBWG
2012-09-23: Planning ahead - If we save $6 per paycheck, we can get an Eames lounger when our kid moves out.
2012-09-22: A friend mentioned going apple picking & my 1st thought was she should call ahead to make …
2012-09-21: Best instructions ever: “Status LED in skull on top of car will turn green and LCD screen will …
2012-09-21: Unboxing party! Of my new video racer hotwheels car, of course. t.co/h5JhdvQT
2012-09-21: The unboxing was fun, but even better was everyone trying on @smiller’s earpods. They really …
2012-09-21: Now begins two weeks where I wonder how I didn’t think to set a midnight alarm for September …
2012-09-21: Live-action Minecraft. t.co/hnsKYB2M
2012-09-20: More Woot trivia: today, 25.7% of our iOS traffic had already upgraded to iOS 6.
2012-09-20: It seems like “old school” is getting more and more recent.
2012-09-19: The downgrade of maps in iOS 6 is more than an inconvenience. Searches for “emergency room” …
2012-09-19: Learned a new word that, ironically, seems like it will be useful: otiose - t.co/Y7aKWnHx. (Thanks …
2012-09-19: A little Woot trivia: Out of the last billion visits, four have come from Internet Explorer on Mac.
2012-09-18: I find myself getting confused with the numbers in the latest iOS and iPhone. Can’t imagine …
2012-09-18: Overheard devs discuss a problem with Qs. Telling the Woot writers they can’t use that letter …
2012-09-17: I decided I needed a “we landed on Mars” shirt. t.co/FsC2c7sV via @wootshirt
2012-09-16: After many years, a hug of remembrance and forgiveness from @textfiles. A fitting finish to …
2012-09-16: 10.8% of the single character Twitter users are at #xoxofest.
2012-09-16: The recurring supportive cheers of crowds at a charity run sound so similar to catastrophic panic …
2012-09-16: We may get a Heat Vision & Jack animated series yet.
2012-09-16: “That world is full of vampires, your job is to have blood. And hope they choke on it.” - Dan Harmon …
2012-09-15: Really thought the tech crowd would have seen the How To Use Paper Towels TED talk. #shake #fold …
2012-09-15: It seems Square has not fully infiltrated the Portland food truck scene.
2012-09-15: Did not expect a @waxpancake Oprah impersonation, but there you go. #xoxofest
2012-09-15: Going through my phone settings to try to work out any possible way to make it through one day …
2012-09-14: So I didn’t realize this was real. t.co/yF9LrPeO
2012-09-14: I thought @waxpancake was joking but these are seriously the nicest portable bathrooms I’ve ever …
2012-09-13: Conferences like #xoxofest are the main times having an unusable Mentions feed sucks.
2012-09-13: New favorite security question: “What is your pet’s name? (Must be at least 6 …
2012-09-13: The Nano look and interface is more distinct from the iPhone than anything Samsung has done …
2012-09-13: Hey @xoxo how about next year #xoxofest is scheduled for after my new Kindle and iPhone ship?
2012-09-12: Packing for #xoxofest. Always uncertain if wearing Woot shirts to a conference is like a band …
2012-09-10: Well, @KenJennings , they say it’s good to know your demographic. t.co/tROM1gFU
2012-09-09: Our laundry room has a lock on the door to the rest of the house. That is a full mystery novel.
2012-09-07: I love the term vacuum cleaner. Almost nothing else is named after how it does something, not what …
2012-09-07: Does it make any sense at all that Google refers to Google+ as +Google in its own footer? …
2012-09-07: It’s nice of @twitter to help wean me off my obsessive enjoyment of the wit & humor by …
2012-09-06: Putting makeup on AND eating oatmeal while driving. t.co/PcUyx2Ks
2012-09-06: So I think we (@smiller & team) just launched the first retail presence over on …
2012-09-05: Time to shave while holding a baby. t.co/7YC7rk35
2012-09-04: I hope Apple surprises everyone and calls it the iPhone 2.
2012-09-04: I love Ask.Metafilter. Awesome to ask a simple question ( t.co/kh3QPLNs ) & get tons of …
2012-09-04: I have similar thoughts about Citizen Kane & OK Computer. I get why they were great …
2012-09-03: The surprising most common thing I had to say in Canada: “my credit card doesn’t have a chip, you …
2012-08-31: Judge John Hodgman podcast this week made me nostalgic over strangers coming to Geeklife to argue …
2012-08-31: Dreamt I was trying to solve why I was sleeping poorly. The answer was I’m doing too much problem …
2012-08-30: Google searches for “is upon us”: football, Christmas, Crysis, ski season, the time to …
2012-08-30: I was a little surprised that MCA’s estate was only $6M, but what’s going on that Sherman Hemsley’s …
2012-08-28: Any idea what this says? t.co/OYlDecBK
2012-08-26: So, we’re EXPECTING! A baby, that is. We’re both excited & a bit nervous. And yes, I’m …
2012-08-25: It’s sad to see N. Armstrong go, but great that it’s at age 82 after a long life …
2012-08-25: Good try on the auto-categorization @mint, but the Victoria Clipper is a ship, not a salon. I …
2012-08-21: This Microsoft Outlook error is a Zen kōan: “The user is the organizer of this meeting, and …
2012-08-21: I bet Twitter says bigger 3rd party apps have to speak to them directly so they don’t have to …
2012-08-20: Trying to figure out how many humans are over age 104 (ie, were alive during the last World Series …
2012-08-19: I wouldn’t hate reality TV quite so much if they didn’t spend 50% of the show recapping …
2012-08-19: I love imagining a dinner party with the diverse group of people from all parts of my life who …
2012-08-19: It makes no sense, but I still can’t help being spooked emptying the trash out late at night after …
2012-08-18: Every year or two I check and am pleased to see the car company still doesn’t have t.co/h49Yd9Km.
2012-08-18: I can’t figure out if Twitter’s auto-URL shortening of t.co/AULirXZC makes Twitter or app-dot-net …
2012-08-16: Every time I dream about flying it starts with me saying “I KNEW it wasn’t just a dream.”
2012-08-16: Why is it I feel like a jerk or an idiot calling 911 when I hear a house alarm?
2012-08-14: My favorite curse is “Well, I’ll be damned!” because of the contrast between the …
2012-08-13: Only in Seattle is the mid-August baseball giveaway a fleece blanket.
2012-08-13: Another shot of Nicki Minaj. t.co/HxvtLtn4
2012-08-13: What gives? This would have been the absolutely most appropriate time in the history of the world to …
2012-08-11: They make a big deal about how Olympic athletes work 8 hours a day at their routine. I’ve routinely …
2012-08-11: Sitting next to Nicki Minaj. t.co/NAKFMqfW
2012-08-11: Sitting next to a standing bodyguard & 5 fairly outlandishly dressed people I’m probably …
2012-08-10: Movie plot: man gets amnesia, fights to get regain his identity through clicking Forgot Password …
2012-08-10: At the Giants pre-game celebration of their perfect game & it feels like I snuck into a …
2012-08-10: First time I’ve heard “vlogging” spoken, and, no, it doesn’t sound any better than it reads. #vcs12
2012-08-10: Recurring theme at this video summit: despite YouTube being a Google product, Google+ is nearly a …
2012-08-10: I wonder when I’ll hear the first wedding toast starting out “The top Google result for love is…”
2012-08-10: I wonder if they originally called the Video Commerce Summit a Video Conference before wondering why …
2012-08-10: It’s early and I’m halfway through my business cards. Networking! #vcs12
2012-08-10: What’s weird is a bar where everyone knows your name when you’ve never been there. Maybe the host …
2012-08-10: Tech Zen: Avoid heartbreak over accidental data loss by avoiding acquiring any data you care about.
2012-08-09: The flight attendant asked the passenger next to me to cover the solar panel on her calculator …
2012-08-08: That you can count on 2% changing their presidential vote just because the VP candidate is from …
2012-08-08: Turing test variant: Bot listens to a full court trial and issues a verdict, attempting to match the …
2012-08-08: Inbox 0! And another 0! And another! I’m doing great! t.co/DOD5ruc0
2012-08-08: So far I am successfully keeping the bar low enough that later in my life I will be able to say I’m …
2012-08-08: You know that early 1900s video of everyone failing to build flying machines? I would watch a show …
2012-08-06: New Olympic event idea: marathon ending in a pole vault / pool dive.
2012-08-06: The scale of Mars Curiosity to the rovers is partly why this is such a big deal: t.co/cBEk2UFW
2012-08-03: Along the lines of having the punishment fit the crime, instead of a fine for speeding there should …
2012-08-02: I’ll go ahead & feel proud for beating comedian @kumailn to this joke: t.co/V6WIqgAu (mine, …
2012-08-02: You know that thing where you make eye contact with a car before you cross a street in front of …
2012-08-02: So u for v is the new “drop the last vowel” I guess. Svbtle Svpply Svbscription.
2012-08-01: Everyday my RSS feed hosts a Twitter Olympics between @torrez & @KenJennings faves & …
2012-07-30: People always talk about wanting business graphs to go up & to the right, but it seems to me …
2012-07-29: Announcers haven’t adopted to widescreen, leading to hilariously awkward shots of them needlessly …
2012-07-29: I get why some sports are divided by men & women but some like archery seem unnecessary to …
2012-07-29: I asked if I should wake her up for the 5:30am USA v France basketball game & she said no. …
2012-07-28: I am simultaneously bummed and impressed that Mac’s dictation spells “woot” as …
2012-07-28: I think I could make the Olympic volleyball team if I could always be the guy who looks like he’s …
2012-07-28: Mirroring Olympics from Mac to AppleTV, remote trackpad app on iPhone, reading live commentary on …
2012-07-28: I think Cook Islands has the greatest % of their population in the Olympics: 8 in 11,000, or 0.07%. …
2012-07-27: What’s the term for getting a to-go box out of guilt for not eating everything you ordered?
2012-07-27: Finally. t.co/saHIfjtW
2012-07-26: I’m at Cafe Mox w/ @gatzby_ t.co/mfy6sORH
2012-07-25: Hearing the couple words before I hit skip to next commercial forms a Burroughs-esque short fiction …
2012-07-25: I’m at Bartell Drugs (Seattle, WA) t.co/1WWH8vKr
2012-07-25: I’m at Cactus (Seattle, WA) t.co/mYALyAS9
2012-07-25: The problem with misusing “literally” isn’t what it does to your point, but what it does to other, …
2012-07-25: I learned 1) who Demetria Lovato is (@ddlovato) 2) her fans are #lovatics 3) she accidentally …
2012-07-25: Best @stevemartintogo songs he didn’t play: Let’s Keep the Minimum Wage Right Where She Is (a …
2012-07-24: I never go to any shows with people my age. (@ Chateau Ste. Michelle Winery for Emmylou Harris + …
2012-07-24: Another day at the consulate. t.co/7unr1jxk
2012-07-22: Cancel your cancel? Ok your cancel? Cancel your ok? t.co/Rje14Iw5
2012-07-22: All reality TV contests are based on the Miss America pageant.
2012-07-22: Silly me thinking a light jacket would be warm enough to watch the sunset IN LATE JULY.
2012-07-22: Pro-tip: it is almost never necessary to swing your car door all the way open into traffic. I’m not …
2012-07-21: Already thinking about how it will suck when @stubhub buys @seatgeek.
2012-07-21: Hand drawn chalk menus add an extra half-star automatically. @ Athina Grill t.co/dN7RSR7k
2012-07-21: When you pull up to a 4-way stop at the same time as someone else, just remember: tie goes to the …
2012-07-21: Not sure how this works out: Seattle bans plastic bags, I now have to buy bags to throw out the cat …
2012-07-17: Well, my “etc.” resolution failed. It lasted 14 hours, and I was asleep for about half …
2012-07-17: I’m going to catch whatever fugitive must be running around my neighborhood, if only to stop these …
2012-07-16: New resolution I’m going to attempt: this will be the last time I write “etc.”
2012-07-15: Tortilla makers: photos of guacamole on the bag make me think the tortillas are moldy & …
2012-07-15: RomCom Tom Hanks Trivia: Sleepless in Seattle ends with CGI Empire State Building & You’ve …
2012-07-14: Weirdest traffic yet: The Running of the Bull-horned Shopping Carts.
2012-07-14: Sometimes when I can’t sleep, I go get in the car and drive around the block a few times until I’m …
2012-07-14: Watched a 2-hour documentary in Monopoly & not a single mention of the auction rule. Bizarre …
2012-07-14: Starting a support group for people woken by foghorns at 3am. Not sure yet if it gets better.
2012-07-13: Walk up to intersection with guy there. Quick judge of character: Is he the type to remember to hit …
2012-07-13: Put earbuds in, start podcast, wonder why it’s quiet, turn it way up, see earbuds weren’t fully …
2012-07-13: Looking forward to Ms. Sinistar, with a little bow in her hair.
2012-07-12: Great to wander through the office & hear echoes of the Wootathon streaming Matthew’s …
2012-07-11: Discovered the 1st time I tweeted not just what I was up to: t.co/Qe4e5Wxu
2012-07-11: Will anyone ever say “he’s not here right now” anymore?
2012-07-10: iPhone iOS6 prediction: illicit shared photostream spam.
2012-07-09: Searched “how to open wine” & got this. #notreally #klout t.co/1cnJjvYa
2012-07-08: Hipster hobby predictions: advanced hopscotch, monkey bar battles, swing jumping.
2012-07-07: Game idea: work out the logistics and timing of transporting the princess to another castle.
2012-07-06: Is it unethical to get samples of new ice cream flavors when I’m certain I’ll get balsamic …
2012-07-05: She called him “Dyfed”, which I just assumed was a quirk of her British pronunciation of …
2012-07-04: National @nprnews advised we should probably not go outside due to the nationwide heat wave, as I …
2012-07-04: 3h to fireworks t.co/th2sKiSB
2012-07-04: I’m calling this the start of Summer. t.co/0YtoxVoj
2012-07-04: New July 4 tradition: re-memorizing world countries & capitals. I’m rusty enough that this …
2012-07-03: Next door to social services. t.co/6OrhkBf5
2012-07-03: My favorite use of @DarkskyApp is finding a 10m window of dryness to empty the trash. Ok, 2nd …
2012-07-03: Twitter mystery of the night: @autocorrects has 2.2M followers and 96/100 on @klout. What is going …
2012-07-02: “I was 21 years when I wrote this song. I’m 22 now but I won’t be for long.” Paul Simon, world’s …
2012-07-02: Finding a needle in a flowerstack. t.co/xxrkgbw3
2012-07-01: Looking forward to seeing Roadhouse on Wednesday, so my fridge won’t still have these tickets with a …
2012-07-01: I would pay $10K (far more than I will actually spend) to the record labels for a lifetime license …
2012-07-01: Million Dollar mockumentary idea: The life of that guy who adds red circles & big arrows to …
2012-07-01: I miss doing things that got everyone to reply that I obviously had too much time on my hands.
2012-06-30: Shaving brushes & Chihuly paintings. t.co/jgIWVpsC
2012-06-30: It’s relevant to consider how to get the Cloud working better, but it’s also relevant to remember …
2012-06-30: I keep seeing a list of the sites that are down, say to myself, Heroku? And try to visit it. …
2012-06-29: I feel a bit of a win using my restaurant coupon 364 days after buying it, but I can’t help but feel …
2012-06-29: I hate that it makes me think of identity theft when someone asks where I was born.
2012-06-29: Response. t.co/wkC4cZZq
2012-06-28: If you could instantly teleport places but your life would be shortened by the travel time you saved …
2012-06-27: I wonder if I’m the only person who didn’t answer that interview about businesses on …
2012-06-27: This Seattle airport art always freaks me out. t.co/phHWume4
2012-06-26: It’d be cool if we found aliens & they’d thought to record the 1950s TV we …
2012-06-25: Maybe before you spend 20 minutes doing the YMCA arm gestures behind home plate on national TV, ask …
2012-06-25: I need some pro-tips on forgetting that most people have eyelash mites.
2012-06-25: How I know I’m too tired: an hour after getting up, it occurs to me to double-check that I’m …
2012-06-25: You say “what?” then “sorry, I missed that” & then puzzle through the clues to guess if you …
2012-06-24: The most impressive thing about Brave was their care in only showing scenes from the first 15 …
2012-06-24: Who’s got two thumbs and feels bad for all the guys with one thumb who can’t use this joke method?
2012-06-24: There are already lefty artisanal bakeries selling Occu-pies, right?
2012-06-24: Finally up to Eureka episodes with @wilw, ameliorating his lack of spoiler alert in referencing his …
2012-06-23: King of the manor. t.co/9AxTuo3J
2012-06-23: Want a feature where I can click on a joke in The Daily Show & fire off a tweet to the …
2012-06-22: Game idea: you have a terrible day. Use a time machine to go back to other days, make changes, then …
2012-06-22: “As a reminder, devices that transmit or receive a signal may not be used for the duration of this …
2012-06-22: New game! 1 Open Photoshop. 2 Forget, type a sentence. 3 Watch in horror as keyboard shortcuts …
2012-06-22: 10-year-old me would be terribly disappointed to find out that, in 2012, programs still say …
2012-06-21: What comes 1st: grouping MacBook Air type laptops (especially if they get cellular) into the mobile …
2012-06-20: Researching the proper Greek roots to name the fear of my cell phone falling out of my pocket into …
2012-06-19: I’m going to stay very up-to-date with Arsenio Hall’s new show, thanks to this “woot” google news …
2012-06-19: Instead of applying filters in Instagram, I just physically destroy everything in the pictures I’m …
2012-06-19: I wish I could pre-block the Facebook updates announcing someone likes some random iOS app. It’s …
2012-06-18: Has the inevitable Kickstarter project to duplicate the Microsoft Surface Touch keyboard cover for …
2012-06-18: Now that @snapster has left Woot, for the 1st time in 8 years I can say to him: “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS …
2012-06-17: I bet older genealogists sneer at noobs easily finding old records online like older hipsters hate …
2012-06-16: There is not much pig-like about piggybacking.
2012-06-16: It takes a certain kind of Zen to enjoy a long-over recorded baseball game from the night before.
2012-06-16: How is it there hasn’t yet been a Happy Gilmore video game?
2012-06-15: Constant debate: how to pronounce the Mexican restaurant - Mr. Villa. Mister Vee-ya is my guess. …
2012-06-15: There’s a decent chance that, on my deathbed, I will wish that I’d spent more time playing …
2012-06-14: Take what you learned about House Hunters. Apply it to every reality TV show ever. Now every TV …
2012-06-14: Searching through my gmail contacts on Twitter is a sad, very long parade of people who signed up, …
2012-06-14: I’m surprised it’s not a @twitter job requirement to change your avatar away from the …
2012-06-14: That would be it, then. RT @nprnews What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done with a password? …
2012-06-13: Why doesn’t Segway make a kid-size version?
2012-06-13: I can’t imagine how thoroughly the tech bloggers at WWDC are scouring the bars after close. It’d be …
2012-06-12: I’d hate to see what speeds I’d get at fewer than five bars of 4G: t.co/0VclvVdf
2012-06-10: Apple TV update…just before WWDC begins. They wouldn’t be giving us a sneak peak, would …
2012-06-10: Is there a modern/decent web-app-ish Genealogy site?
2012-06-10: Nothing like a do-it-yourself car wash to get you noticing all the dings & dents you were …
2012-06-10: It’s a good thing the studios are expiring the Netflix licensing of The Gambler V: Playing For …
2012-06-09: The @Foursquare Explore algorithm needs a little tweaking on the definition of “nice.” @dens …
2012-06-09: What year will a woman play baseball in each of the Minor League levels? @MatthewHLeach @dgoold …
2012-06-08: Front row seats for the fireworks (aka last row in the ballpark). t.co/SN6AlVNl
2012-06-08: Trivial meta-trivia trivia: I’ve won 2 different trivia games partly by knowing how much …
2012-06-08: In a Groundhog Day remake, he would eventually get a video to go viral.
2012-06-08: In a remake of Groundhog Day, there would be a scene where he revealed he’d read the Internet.
2012-06-07: Trivia confluence: Manhattan Island was bought for the same price as a ticket to Woodstock.
2012-06-07: It was a good day for a wedding. t.co/Q6WXQ5nO
2012-06-04: Marketers: when you put “authentic” in quotes it sort of defeats the purpose.
2012-06-04: Million dollar idea: Zoetrope hubcaps. Also, a good band name.
2012-06-03: When someone says “to make a long story short” it makes me want to start a timer.
2012-06-03: I would be much more likely to go shopping at a store called Bi-Glots.
2012-06-03: I think the perfect amount of fame is where everyone remembers you but most thought you were already …
2012-06-02: Million dollar idea: Country Club / Cemetery: golfer for life…and beyond. And tombstones are in …
2012-06-02: I want an app to auto-count listens of the latest earbug. At 3 in the last 24h for Gotye’s & …
2012-06-01: One of the best things to come out of smartphones is businessmen in suits sitting on the ground in …
2012-05-31: I have a new favorite dumbest-security-question-ever. 1st one here: t.co/wgtfKGM2 Are there even 10 …
2012-05-31: I live in a 17-story house, but the layout is a big screwy - 15 of the stories are about 3 sq. ft. …
2012-05-31: If I were @klout, I’d spend the entire marketing budget getting Randall Munroe to endorse Klout. …
2012-05-30: Beecher’s Flagship cheddar cheese ice cream.
2012-05-29: There will be some Milli Vanilli-style scandal, and he’ll say, “What did you think? My name is Got …
2012-05-28: We’ve worked the devs hard enough they’re resorting to food poisoning to get time off. t.co/gBOZKD4j
2012-05-28: New term I didn’t expect to learn from web design feedback: mombies.
2012-05-27: It’s hilarious how many of our Facebook posters think the project we’re giving sneak …
2012-05-27: When it comes to @woot monkeys, I’m a Monte! Remember to wear your seat belt! t.co/lRqgu1Yc
2012-05-27: iOS email app idea: if autocorrect is used, auto-add disclaimer: Pardon any nonsense, autocorrect …
2012-05-27: Million dollar idea: a candle that auto-extinguishes after 10 minutes (each time you light it).
2012-05-27: It sounds sarcastic, but I do really love that our community gets near to anger at the thought we …
2012-05-27: I’ve been diagnosed by @woot as an anal-retentive social outcast! t.co/lRqgu1Yc
2012-05-26: I read the @NYTimes far less now that I can’t put their app in my News apps folder. I bet I’m not …
2012-05-26: I wonder if, in the early days, the mafia said “we’re really good at murdering people, but where’s …
2012-05-25: We mostly watch Million Dollar Home to point out they use the same hand soap we do.
2012-05-25: I feel like I personally have saved a pound of paper towels since watching this great presentation: …
2012-05-25: Made my day to walk by the latchkey daycare & see the kids who normally huddle around an …
2012-05-25: My name is @_ and I have a photo app addiction. t.co/JOhtxgHd
2012-05-23: Considering starting a Christmas-covers Rockabilly band just so I can call it Elves Presley.
2012-05-21: I bet not many have been to Colombia & Libya. Every day I travel to both when t.co links …
2012-05-21: Do you tip on carry out if there is a “tip” line on the credit card receipt?
2012-05-20: Why I won’t sleep tonight: t.co/y2kCwEa3 “The fish is able to use the parasite just like …
2012-05-20: New Holiday idea - somebodythatiTUESDAYknow, where we all load up YouTube playlists of every Gotye …
2012-05-20: Intertwined. t.co/pFXKl8I3
2012-05-19: Mistake to catch up on 2 public break-ups at once. Now I’m confused. @gruber fired from …
2012-05-19: The best time to get a flat tire is when you want to justify a lifelong habit of leaving for the …
2012-05-18: Just in case there’s any confusion, unlike @XKCD, I do not want you to punch me in the face. …
2012-05-17: Is it a Texas thing for waiters to say “welcome back” on your 1st visitor do I have a …
2012-05-16: Monthly Reports: After a 6.9% increase in March, we unfortunately dropped 3.2% in April for Days Per …
2012-05-12: Confirmed: HomeSnap does not work with houseboats from the water. t.co/MwbixYBF
2012-05-12: Just logged my 1st geocache. Trying to decide if I want another obsession. t.co/CJCfXyUs
2012-05-12: Thought Leader. t.co/lBDe6dZq
2012-05-11: I’m going to hang this above my bed. t.co/0jK7rPUz
2012-05-11: Kayaking alone in a shipping channel for 3 hours, no problem. Haircut - cut ear & a …
2012-05-11: This is a day off. t.co/GCWvu5jH
2012-05-11: In cafe, song matches 1 in my playlist. Cool! Then 2nd - Wow. 3rd - Weird. 4th - Huh. 5th - Check …
2012-05-10: Truffled mushroom grilled cheese. From a food truck. The end, or the beginning of times?
2012-05-09: Piling up road trip possibilities - found out about a fake Germany to go with the fake England I had …
2012-05-09: I like the invention pitches on Shark Tank. We see that a ton of people agreed with the Insane Clown …
2012-05-07: The weirdest aspect of Nigerian scam emails is how often they don’t realize putting …
2012-05-06: I’m calling this Summer. t.co/gl7FjmS8
2012-05-05: The huge derby hats are transitioning into oversized sombreros as the night goes on.
2012-05-04: Is the balk the least visible penalty in sports?
2012-05-04: Found art, in the rain. t.co/iQDTYmx4
2012-05-03: Mileage. Footage. Nice terms like these are the only way the imperial system is superior to the …
2012-05-02: Little did we realize, Albert is such a huge Cardinals fan that he decided his best move was to …
2012-05-01: What part do you not understand? t.co/iqK2yU7L
2012-04-23: New self-realization: I think all kids are 8.
2012-04-22: So far Gnomeo & Juliet has taken a few liberties with the original, but I have to assume they …
2012-04-20: I’m trying to gauge the exact year Little Bear is set, but I feel there are a few …
2012-04-20: Back in the ‘20s, did some sarcastically say “You’ve got a voice for the …
2012-04-20: It was only when I said out loud to @__ “I wonder why this @mental_floss is called the 10 …
2012-04-19: I think recycling should just be called cycling.
2012-04-15: How late will the season go with Yadi beating Pujols in HRs?
2012-04-15: If retiring (& never using) a number in sports is the ultimate respect, Jackie Robinson day …
2012-04-15: One of the best things about living in Seattle is getting Brendan Ryan’s Robert De Niro …
2012-04-11: Learned: Nebraska’s highest honor is to be named Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of …
2012-04-10: Tried Bing but when it didn’t tell me what 30 Rock’s “Po-po popped Dukie down by …
2012-04-08: Learned: the date of Easter does end up being a cyclical pattern, but one cycle is 5,700,000 years …
2012-04-08: Easter Sunday might be the best day to go to Good Will: they’re closed. It’s like a …
2012-04-03: I make all my investment decisions based on advice from emails with the subject line: INVESTMENTS!!!
2012-03-31: I want instagram filters on my house windows.
2012-03-23: I’ve decided a group of starfish are called a galaxy. t.co/LCfuhnN8
2012-03-22: Thinking through a system to guess user time zone. Up to 50% so far using method “assume …
2012-03-18: I’m streaming MLB audio & mirroring my iPad to my TV, but the most impressive tech …
2012-03-17: In memory of El Burrito Loco’s birthday (RIP), we’re eating Mexican food for St. …
2012-03-13: Glad I got here early #johncarter t.co/fXbjtfrQ
2012-03-13: It seems like an exceptionally stupid plan to leave the house, but Mars calls.
2012-03-07: AT&T switching their iPhone status icon to 4G from 3G is the biggest performance improvement …
2012-03-06: Watching baseball.
2012-03-03: They improved on perfection. t.co/PtuFKdOf
2012-02-20: It’s zombie Seattle today. Buses are empty, Starbucks line is short. Everyone’s out for …
2012-02-17: I’m not sure why I give user reviews such credit, since, by definition, they don’t …
2012-02-15: The Clear app is worth getting for the UI innovation, but I’m also just unlocking a color …
2012-02-15: I’m not sure how to print test pages on my printer, but evidence shows my cats are very good …
2012-02-13: I had managed to hide it from her for all these years, but the secret’s out: Yes, I drink …
2012-02-12: Twitter makes it even weirder that East & Central watch shows at the same time, but we’re …
2012-02-12: Doing a little e-Spring cleaning at t.co/8jAY4t6k. STRONGLY recommend you check that out. /via …
2012-02-11: Something makes me question OpenTable’s reviews. t.co/5vnKvqqz
2012-02-11: Apparently Saturday is when I watch fan-made film-length documentaries of movies from the 70s and …
2012-02-10: I wish I could have a live Amazon WishList that auto-included and auto-updated with everything at …
2012-02-08: New game app idea: “I can name that celebrity in ## pixels.”
2012-02-05: Hilarious to see the instant flood of tweets making fun of NBCeeIt.
2012-02-04: Happy ice cream for breakfast day! t.co/t7gkklKM
2012-02-04: Nothing more exciting on a Friday night than finding a weird Wikipedia page: t.co/F8fnmJrc
2012-02-02: I may need to view or edit my browsing history: t.co/icgSGtsw
2012-02-02: 8-year-old me would flip seeing me swipe a credit card on a vending machine and buying 4 things. …
2012-01-30: I love auto-updating browsers. 83% of our Chrome users are on the latest version, which did not …
2012-01-28: Inner Turmoil Saturday: Should Let It Be…Naked be set to ‘68, ‘69, ‘70 (various …
2012-01-26: What will be the last year that anyone says “I keep signing my checks with the wrong …
2012-01-22: Weather delayed my Amazon Fresh order, so I actually have to go to the store! #onlySeattleProblems …
2012-01-19: Wikipedia’s back & I’m going to have nightmares. t.co/c5BNLNBP April ‘93-April …
2012-01-19: The worst part of working from home is how jealous I get of the cats sleeping on the couch all day.
2012-01-18: I can now say, scientifically, that it’s faster for me to solve a Rubik’s cube than to …
2012-01-17: Hearing the microwave, she asks “What are you making?” I can only reply “uh, …
2012-01-15: Million Dollar Road Trip App: Music streamer plays music of bands from the cities and towns you …
2012-01-13: Yes, the Goonies house! (@ Mikey’s House) [pic]: t.co/84c58zBo
2012-01-13: The Bluetooth range is too far when you’re talking to Siri in the kitchen & the speaker is …
2012-01-11: Dear charities that put nickels in the junk mail donation requests: you do not inspire confidence in …
2012-01-11: Every time I kill a plant I picture that somewhere out there an ET is dying.
2012-01-10: Your website is completely secure, as long as robots don’t know the alphabet. t.co/DXDLpPLl
2012-01-09: Why don’t planes have cup holders?
2012-01-07: Next time I see you, ask me to show you how I can make a Bic pen cylinder do a loop in the air. If …
2012-01-06: Starting a gaming scene for Advanced Candy Land (ACL). Can’t wait for the 2nd v. 3rd edition …
2012-01-05: I am fairly sure I’ve never heard the song that holds the longest #1 streak (16 weeks): Mariah …
2012-01-03: I mostly use the double-click-home multitask tray to remind me what the hell I was just doing before …
2011-12-31: One year ago at this moment I was heading into the basement to avoid the nearby tornado.
2011-12-30: Silent movies streamed to my phone work great for watching in bed while the Mrs. still wants to …
2011-12-30: Connect4 variant - red goes once, then black goes twice, red goes twice, etc. Whole new game. …
2011-12-29: Celebrating 20th anniversary of vegetarianism tonight with a little steak tar-tar. Ok, no, veggie …
2011-12-29: This was very nearly Woot’s St. Louis office, but it makes a better microbrewery. (@ Urban …
2011-12-29: My favorite accurate iPhone autocorrect is brûlée.
2011-12-27: Where were the Secret Service on this attack? t.co/EJFBIsCz
2011-12-25: App idea: closed captions on your phone for what you’re watching on TV. (and audio, but likely …
2011-12-25: Christmas is where Instagram shines. Awesome to see kids opening the presents & parents opening …
2011-12-22: Airport’s in Xmas spirit. Santa in golfcart, guy dressed as tree & random guy on a …
2011-12-22: Crossing my fingers that the TSA does not consider pretzels filled with peanut butter a liquid.
2011-12-22: If someone had 2 of your passwords, could they figure out the pattern for all the rest? Someone has …
2011-12-20: I’ll now claim rap debuted in the opening scene of The Music Man. #buthedoesntknowtheterritory
2011-12-19: Reading about iPhone app alarm clock that involves putting it under your sheets I thought: …
2011-12-18: My first V60 pour today. Once I cleaned up some overflow, I got a tasty cup. (Non-west-coasters: …
2011-12-17: Least likely, totally successful @netflix recommendation: if you liked “crackling …
2011-12-17: 364 days ago I tweeted “I can’t believe @netflix doesn’t have any streaming …
2011-12-17: I don’t know if step 1 is get giant filters or invent a shrink ray. t.co/P3JlnMLX
2011-12-17: I propose that Emmet Otter’s Jug-band Christmas (1977) invented the mashup.
2011-12-17: Let’s hope this isn’t important. t.co/31unU9Vp
2011-12-14: Rainier from above. t.co/caLhLc9U
2011-12-13: Sailboat Christmas t.co/PejoisNA
2011-12-11: If it was about “commitment” & family & personal touch, why wasn’t the …
2011-12-10: If it wasn’t the money that got Pujols to go to LA, then the Angels are the worst & …
2011-12-10: “I love a good coffee bloom.” is a thought I don’t imagine I’d have had …
2011-12-09: Chocolate + Buttered Popcorn @ The Muppets t.co/0rbDA5mQ
2011-12-09: Live MST3K of Plan 9 From Outer Space at the Uptown Cinema lived up to my expectations more exactly …
2011-12-08: I’m considering having all of my laser hairs removed.
2011-12-05: I know I’m just reinventing drip coffee, but is there some real reason you couldn’t …
2011-12-03: I showed @__ the Seattle weather forecast & she asked if my phone was broken. t.co/f1Ba9YWj
2011-12-02: I’m worried about Siri. She says “maybe not so nice out” & I’m thinking, …
2011-11-30: Just saw a bomb blanket on #mythbusters & planning on replacing all my blankets with bomb …
2011-11-29: On an iPhone? Check out t.co/zTvQdXyw (Official Microsoft demo of Windows Phone 7, made for other …
2011-11-26: Learned: The Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team is owned by the school teachers’ pension plan.
2011-11-26: Trying to figure out the Grey Cup. Winnipeg Blue Bombers wear…blue. BC Lions wear orange. A TON of …
2011-11-25: Beluga whales in the Vancouver Aquarium as seen from a seaplane. t.co/geLINgL0
2011-11-25: I suppose I shouldn’t have been surprised that the Olympic torch is always burning. …
2011-11-24: Learned: The Grey Cup (CFL championship game) we stumbled into in Vancouver is nicknamed “The …
2011-11-24: Accidentally went to Canada on their equivalent of SuperBowl Sunday, in the SuperBowl city #greyCup …
2011-11-23: Why must there be so many age-reminders? Nearing time to get my 3rd passport.
2011-11-21: Clodplay #BandsForDyslexics
2011-11-20: My critique of Isaacson’s Steve Jobs, in a screenshot: t.co/Q0F9jWsG
2011-11-20: While we’re trimming the tree, we’re enjoying the crackling fire app mirrored from my …
2011-11-20: We’ve got a mullet Christmas tree. Sincere in the front, ironic in the back.
2011-11-20: Re-learning benefits & necessity of playlists now that my phone has the complete works of the …
2011-11-19: It’d violate tons of privacy issues if it worked like this, but I wish I could subtract 1 from …
2011-11-18: I’m glad I misheard @__ and she wasn’t actually offering me onion ice cream.
2011-11-13: First team managed by a former catcher & pitching-coached by a former catcher?
2011-11-13: It’s 50 degrees, rainy, and the bay is full of sailboats. t.co/0Ii4QEQa
2011-11-05: It does not exist (to my knowledge) but my new favorite restaurant is called Hobo Taco.
2011-11-05: It took me awhile to figure out what the cats were batting around. t.co/lNEcNgy0
2011-11-04: This will be the Robie house, to go with my other FLW house at work. t.co/oNFYGpA7
2011-11-04: The instructions for this LEGO kit are 190 pages long & it’ll be the 3rd kit I put …
2011-11-02: Thinking inside the rounded corner rectangle. t.co/NSzedYUA
2011-10-31: Crap, no kids. Now we have to eat all the candy. t.co/C7AQY8Ro
2011-10-31: Too early to start rumors? Albert Pujols, player-manager.
2011-10-31: So does Duncan retire as well? Hard to see him doing well working with someone else. Speculation …
2011-10-30: My iPhone is schooling me about my own music library. It created an AOR playlist, which I then had …
2011-10-30: Realized the home team won each of the 4 WS games I went to. I will be offering my services next …
2011-10-30: My main annoyance with iPhone reminders added by Siri is they’re not annoying enough. I …
2011-10-29: It’s ok with me if I don’t get 4square’s “come here often” bonus at …
2011-10-29: That’s a winner! t.co/yEHZ481y
2011-10-27: Ting Tings and Foster the People pre-game across the Busch sound system. Did they bring in World …
2011-10-27: Wish I could pay someone for a wifi password to one of the 4 locked SSIDs at Busch Stadium: …
2011-10-27: Do it for Torty! (@ Busch Stadium for Texas Rangers vs. St. Louis Cardinals w/ 69 others) [pic]: …
2011-10-26: Let’s make sure the game decision isn’t relayed via the bullpen phones.
2011-10-24: GO CARDS! (@ Ballpark in Arlington for St. Louis Cardinals vs. Texas Rangers w/ @snapster) [pic]: …
2011-10-23: Lance Berkman won the coin toss at the football game, so that’s a good start.
2011-10-23: Always weird to know I’m waking up while friends and co-workers have yet to go to bed.
2011-10-22: The “download app, pay for content” model needs a word besides “free” if …
2011-10-19: So, why exactly would anyone want to watch a pitch from behind and way off to the side of the ump …
2011-10-19: I’ll vote for @mat for mayor of SF because then my city will move up in the rankings.
2011-10-16: So that Edmonds trade is looking pretty good in hindsight.
2011-10-16: Is this the arboreal Leatherface? t.co/ArdRlHRL
2011-10-16: Complex feelings about getting so much free Molly Moon’s awesome ice cream I had to throw some …
2011-10-15: Accidentally found the epicenter of the OCCUPY protests. (@ AT&T) [pic]: t.co/RAo7J4XN
2011-10-15: Maybe the next time I don’t want to do something, I’ll try Siri’s response: …
2011-10-14: Thanks to antennagate, my iPhone 4 is in completely pristine condition, unlike my other iPhones, …
2011-10-13: Every remaining reason I have to plug my phone into my computer is painful. Why can’t I hit …
2011-10-13: Even the gray days usually have a nice ending. t.co/MFqr08Gm
2011-10-12: So far my favorite part of OS5 is the little-discussed custom vibrations you can create per contact …
2011-10-12: I hope this is very temporary: “Siri & the Reminders app can’t yet create a geo-fence for …
2011-10-09: iPhone accessory idea: a double-ended dock connector cable so you can transfer power from your iPad …
2011-10-07: Much to media dismay, the post-season is now entirely between 83 and 96 longitude.
2011-10-07: Utter classic.
2011-10-07: I do believe the cameraman thought that one was out of the park, judging by the lack of zoom.
2011-10-07: I take it no one who works at TBS or MLB owns a DVR or they wouldn’t think this mid-game …
2011-10-07: Season-ending Yankees’ losses are when I miss George Steinbrenner the most.
2011-10-06: My wife is already annoyed, and I’m only pretending to talk to Siri on my phone.
2011-10-06: The first word I knew how to spell was “run”, and I spelled it …
2011-10-04: To those disappointed by Apple’s announcement: any other manufacturer would …
2011-10-04: So does the next iPhone come out July, September, October, or are we moved to an 18-month life cycle …
2011-10-04: I love that Oak Ridge Boy @DUANEALLEN uses all caps as security protocol: “IF YOU RECEIVE A …
2011-10-01: Spending the evening trying to determine via google the origin of “slick childish” as …
2011-09-28: Awesome to see the play-off chance % graph for September: t.co/32jFf9rK
2011-09-28: I’m a die-hard Cardinals fan, but I’d been unable to even entertain the notion they …
2011-09-28: For me, the “Find My iPad” feature is really “Reassure me I left my iPad at …
2011-09-27: Learned: < should technically mean “fewer than.”
2011-09-23: The craziest thing about Alligator is that it’s obviously supposed to be set in St. Louis but …
2011-09-23: I call this my Why Quikster Is Doomed search: t.co/iWjECFOX
2011-09-21: It took over 20 years, but I finally heard Op Ivy on the muzak line in a business (Jimmy Johns).
2011-09-17: More people dancing to the Clash mid-band songs than the live Psychedelic Furs songs.
2011-09-17: Fun seeing a couple other Woot Devo shirts at the Red Hook show and finding more Woot fans.
2011-09-17: Surprisingly entertaining sitting behind the trash/recycling/composting bins watching people trying …
2011-09-17: I love being not the oldest people at a show. #Devo #TomTomClub #PsychedelicFurs
2011-09-17: Million dollar app idea: Shazam for iPhone photos of potential celebrities.
2011-09-13: Accidentally Pavlov’d my cats with my dinnertime iPhone alarm.
2011-09-11: Barbara & I go kayaking. t.co/zUmXVPg
2011-09-11: No Google Maps, I did not ask you to take me to the best place to be mugged: t.co/26uLgvm
2011-09-10: I avoid watching the news so as not to spoil the made-for-tv versions I’ll be watching later.
2011-09-06: Post-PC for me: When @__ sees me on my laptop for any length of time (vs iPad) she asks if …
2011-09-02: I’m going to start a new movement: Beatles-Denier. Can you really prove the existence of the …
2011-08-30: Theory: Apple implemented auto-save so they wouldn’t have to use a disk icon.
2011-08-29: We’ve started referring to “actual ducks” to mean the birds because they’re …
2011-08-25: It turns out “drop it because it’s hot” is not a good dance move.
2011-08-23: If you’re ok with “hold door open for women” & “ladies’ …
2011-08-23: Nice and simple 10,000th tweet: RT @jack Hello.
2011-08-23: I have the TRON soundtrack stuck in my head. No, not Daft Punk. Not the original movie. The video …
2011-08-23: Prediction: Web 3.0 (is that what we’re on?) will be all about removing TWO vowels from your …
2011-08-22: Experiencing the rage of clicking a dialog box option to do an action for “All” things …
2011-08-21: 1st thought: it’s surprisingly hazy today. 2nd thought: You can really hear the music from …
2011-08-18: New least favorite thing: sneezing while I’m washing my hands.
2011-08-18: Is it odd to shave on my bench in my yard? Isn’t this why you get a cordless shaver? Ok, how …
2011-08-18: I won an inflatable dinosaur playing Sling-A-Monkey on Woot.com! But it’s a Banji, not even a …
2011-08-11: Is braille really easier to read than embossed letters and numbers would be?
2011-08-10: I have never seen the cats less interested in a building project than when I put together the cat …
2011-08-09: I know it’s a totally valid word, but I still cringe when I hear “commentate.”
2011-08-09: Couldn’t get 4-finger swipe-between-spaces to work on Lion with Magic Trackpad, but this …
2011-08-09: Getting an all day oil change for the car was cheaper than a day of parking…hmm…
2011-08-08: Life insurance is the world’s best lottery. You’re guaranteed to “win” …
2011-08-05: My phone autocorrects Whaddya to Whatcha and red underlines the former. Defining and standardizing …
2011-08-03: We debated between a cook-out and a picnic last night and settled on frozen pizza.
2011-07-30: Considering whether I should ever play Farkle again considering the string of amazing luck in my …
2011-07-29: If I were a camera manufacturer, I would consider it a major usability failure every time I saw …
2011-07-27: How many Rutledges does it take to change a lightbulb? More than 2, at least for this oddball …
2011-07-27: The Cardinals greatly upgraded their Scrabble score for players’ last names.
2011-07-26: Is there any point in pre-ordering a digital album at full price with no extras? #KWJZ
2011-07-25: I love that I can reliably check Twitter to find out that, yes, that was thunder in Seattle.
2011-07-25: I would be super into a Jeopardy week of personality-less ultra-geniuses and absurdly hard …
2011-07-23: Pretty much the cutest thing ever. instagr.am/p/IXLvt/
2011-07-19: Most helpful error message ever! instagr.am/p/IEfSO/
2011-07-19: Whatever happened to OOG_THE_CAVEMAN? #internetAncient
2011-07-18: Bright & sunny + vanishing fog reminds me of 90s video games. instagr.am/p/H9PKV/
2011-07-17: I can’t believe I’m actually routing for the Astros over the Pirates.
2011-07-16: This is supposed to be the Emerald City, but I feel like we’re living in the gray world at the …
2011-07-15: Demographic note: all serious Harry Potter fans have more than one cat.
2011-07-15: It is a veeeeery specific type of fan that goes to a 21-and-over showing of a kids’ film. …
2011-07-15: At Bite of Seattle, which, with 5 separate stages, qualifies as the biggest music festival …
2011-07-14: Falling Skies is fairly entertaining so far, but I expected them to reveal that the Mechs are …
2011-07-13: Heartbroken to discover that the Goliath Birdeater Tarantula is a misnomer.
2011-07-09: It turns out I was not the only person who thought of kayaking today. (@ Agua Verde Paddle Club w/ 2 …
2011-07-06: My favorite part about Seattle’s airport @ Seattle-Tacoma International Airport (SEA) …
2011-06-28: I’d never considered the superior cleaning abilities of the blind. instagr.am/p/GlrSb/
2011-06-27: Me: “It’s been a long week.” Josh: “You do realize it’s 2pm on …
2011-06-26: Making a list of the remaining shows keeping me on cable, though cable is bundled with Internet so …
2011-06-25: Kitty wants to grill. instagr.am/p/GaDZ8/
2011-06-24: Hypothesis: Having a hypothesis biases your research and skews your outcome. Conclusion: Correct!
2011-06-24: Credit card encryption hack: Divide the digits embossed on the front of the card by 1 to get the …
2011-06-19: It’s embarrassing how quickly I went from “Holy crap, I can order that & get it …
2011-06-19: I need a subwoofer speaker cable. It’s tempting to get this one that’s 99% off, since …
2011-06-16: Learned: US pronounce it Van Goe, British say Van Goff, Dutch is Vun Khokh. (Like ch of Scottish …
2011-06-15: After weeks of only-iPad browsing around at home, I brought the laptop over to the couch. It’s …
2011-06-15: In the 70s, a lot of product innovation was adding wheels to things. In the 2010s I predict …
2011-06-12: Pleasant open house tour of the neighbor’s place. Large, nice view, needs a little updating …
2011-06-11: A google search for Literally Unbelievable turns up a full page of results about the blog before the …
2011-06-10: TORQUAKO. One day. And then we’re all doomed. Until then, it’s fun to say.
2011-06-09: Fun google logo today, especially once you see the record button & realize the keyboard works …
2011-06-07: Have we seen the last iName from Apple? As much as I’m into what’s come out the last 4 …
2011-06-04: Here with, uh, everyone in the world, apparently. (@ Alki Beach w/ 15 others) 4sq.com/kwblaa
2011-06-03: People who were born the year I graduated high school have just graduated high school.
2011-05-30: Saw an interesting bird in the yard today. Googled it. Turns out it’s the state bird of …
2011-05-30: Can we agree that any new scar on my arm happened as I snuck under a barbed wire fence in an …
2011-05-28: It is not 58. It is 95. And sweltering hot. It is so much summer. It’s not chilly. I will not …
2011-05-28: Our cat has figured out how to print test sheets on my printer. Worse, he seems to think it’s …
2011-05-23: Ikea shopping carts have four turnable wheels, and it’s the coolest thing I’ve seen for …
2011-05-23: Many topics in Wikipedia remind me of 1984’s Trivial Pursuits Genus edition, locked in to …
2011-05-21: 4th place in the American League East would be 1st place in the American League West. …
2011-05-21: I’m at Post Rapture Looting (Seattle) w/ 5 others 4sq.com/jeQGnn
2011-05-21: Coincidence? The end of the world timing matches up with the end of most Seattle Happy Hours.
2011-05-21: I just used #Shazam to discover It’s The End Of The World As We Know It by R.E.M.. …
2011-05-21: I just used #Shazam to discover Rapture by Blondie. shz.am/t5174530
2011-05-21: Paul Allen’s Experience Music Project uses iPod touches in the Nirvana exhibits and Macs in …
2011-05-21: Rapture movie #2 done: Shaun of the Dead.
2011-05-20: Rapture movie #1 done: Ghostbusters!
2011-05-18: Matthew thought he had me with GNARLIER, but I bingo’d out with THREATEN. (Great ending tiles, …
2011-05-17: I love 9:30pm twilight.
2011-05-17: Uh oh, I just learned some news from two stuffed monkeys chatting. #worldTrulyEnding
2011-05-16: I’d like a graph of times I’ve properly removed my shoes vs kicking them off still tied, …
2011-05-15: Apparently just watched a tricycle race around the hill. I’m guessing this is near the end of …
2011-05-14: Tonight I discovered there are 2 completely unrelated kinetic typography songs titled f you.
2011-05-09: Something wicked this way comes. instagr.am/p/EEcOW/
2011-05-08: I have a medley of vastly unrelated songs stuck in my head. Or are they unrelated? #MackTheKnife …
2011-05-08: I believe Tequila is the best song length:words karaoke song commonly available. Other thoughts?
2011-05-08: I wonder if I am at the highest karaoke in the US. I think at least west of the Mississippi.
2011-05-01: “Osama Bin Ladin’s just been killed, what are you going to do, @_?” I’m …
2011-05-01: Yes, we are popping champagne to celebrate, but to be fair we open a bottle of champagne about once …
2011-05-01: Terrible parenting in song: “Baby you can drive my car.” and “Hit me baby one more …
2011-04-30: Children’s books have gotten much more complex. instagr.am/p/Dtx3t/
2011-04-28: Someone is pitching a major motion picture on the intrigue, the controversy, and the heartache that …
2011-04-27: If I ever travel back in time I’ll tell people this makes sense in the future: “Yahoo! …
2011-04-27: Why didn’t anyone invent the animated flipbook before the 1860s? It’s not like you need …
2011-04-26: The Double-R Diner, Accidental Twin Peaks Tour @ Twede’s Diner instagr.am/p/DkHMH/
2011-04-25: Accidental Twin Peaks Tour @ Snoqualmie Falls instagr.am/p/Dj3Nv/
2011-04-25: Having to remove Dallas and St. Louis from my weather app for awhile due to all the tornado warning …
2011-04-25: Average amount of actual content in an hour long podcast? 10 minutes? I’d pay for a service …
2011-04-25: Gauntlet with unlimited health/lives is amazingly boring.
2011-04-25: I may be the first person ever to have identified all the shirts in my dresser through …
2011-04-24: Learned: The Burning Spring, Niagara Falls tourist trap - Natural gas leak they lit for $0.12. It …
2011-04-23: Cherry Pie at the RR (@ Twede’s Cafe) 4sq.com/g3WeKP
2011-04-23: Accidentally wandered into the exterior shots of many Twin Peaks shots and buildings. #noBobYet
2011-04-23: If I designed iOS, double-home-click, swipe left would have on/off for WiFi, Bluetooth, and …
2011-04-22: Partly cloudy in Seattle, very literally. instagr.am/p/DabPL/
2011-04-19: I’ve got to watch everything on TiVo before the 29th, as apparently we are recording 16 hours …
2011-04-16: Mint.com is surprisingly good at guessing categories based on the billing name, but no, Hard Rock is …
2011-04-16: Weirdest NetFlix list yet. “Like: The Pixar Story” - Deadliest Earthquakes, The …
2011-04-16: I love when a factual, non-exaggerated graph can still be humorous: t.co/p9TlFvm
2011-04-15: Dear Apple: if there is some valid reason you can only send audio through AirPlay to Apple TV at …
2011-04-14: Cardinals @ Dodgers is the only time I don’t mind being forced to hear the home team …
2011-04-14: The worst thing about following people in St. Louis is when they mention Imo’s, not …
2011-04-14: Dilemma: it’s stupid of me to guess at a language I don’t know, it feels cheap to go …
2011-04-14: Chinese people kind of cheat at Twitter: twitpic.com/4kr7px
2011-04-13: Irony: I thought the “telephone game” example from the Simpsons was “purple monkey …
2011-04-12: I set up mint.com & checked my spending. I got worried for a bit & then realized they …
2011-04-12: A fun win percentage fangraph for the Mariners tonight: t.co/3nDrFs2
2011-04-11: Working through my Monday morning close-all-the-browser-tabs Fresh Start.
2011-04-09: Uh oh, Netflix now has all of the original Twilight Zone episodes on streaming. Time for a marathon!
2011-04-09: Had a dream where George W. Bush stayed over as a houseguest & we had to tactfully tell him it …
2011-04-09: The world’s best peanut vendor at this Mariner’s game. Around the back, looking the …
2011-04-08: I’ve never seen so many people leave in the 4th inning.
2011-04-08: Sadly, the Twitter beer guy doesn’t serve our section. Our section is served by an iPhone App …
2011-04-08: I bet on average I fill out a username/password form 1.9 times per log-in.
2011-04-08: The NYTimes has done a great job of forcing me to realize how little I actually value their content.
2011-04-08: Feeling stupid at math: which is more likely to have at least 1 success? 1 60% chance or 2 40% …
2011-04-06: Looking for easy ways to lose a little weight. Does anyone know what an appendix weighs?
2011-04-05: Realized I visit @gruber’s daringfireball.net & @waxpancake’s waxy.org more often …
2011-04-04: Whew, turns out these Cardinals games don’t count, because according to MLB.tv we’re …
2011-04-04: I bet humans (& most animals) are symmetrical because the instruction set compresses better.
2011-04-04: I love notifications @Twitter sends of mentions by people following me but why can’t I access …
2011-04-02: Passed my 10th anniversary on @mathowie’s Metafilter. I wonder how many other sites with user …
2011-04-02: Since @AlbertBrooks is new to Twitter I’ll trick him into thinking I’m famous here & …
2011-04-02: I don’t get how the Into_Now iPhone app can identify shows using Shazam-like technology on …
2011-04-02: Trying to think of ANY possible reason the @MLB Cardinals game is blocked out from MLB.tv nationwide …
2011-04-02: I love checking back in on domain names I once registered & sold or let expire. Hello, …
2011-04-02: Impressed with @foursquare update. Checking into old places is now fun. E.g., it knew when I’d …
2011-04-01: Florida decided to show us both kinds of weather we miss in Seattle: 90° heat waves & massive, …
2011-04-01: Happy Update-All day, fellow Twitter iPhone app users. #finally
2011-04-01: Looks like you can Google “Comic Sans” as well as “Helvetica”.
2011-04-01: There should be a special badge for dorks like me who get the School Night 4square badge by waking …
2011-04-01: It’s funny working for weeks helping think out Woot’s Crapshoot April Fool’s gag …
2011-03-31: Can you give out spoilers for movies based trailers? SPOILER ALERT: Source Code - it’s obvious …
2011-03-31: Media & bloggers: Best Fans In Baseball doesn’t mean perfect fans, just better than the …
2011-03-31: Lightning struck the roller coaster in front of us. Flash & boom simultaneously. They should …
2011-03-31: Maybe next year MLB At Bat will realize people want to stream the opening events as well as the …
2011-03-31: 1st opening day in 4 years I won’t be at the game, 1st in forever I won’t be watching. …
2011-03-31: Spelling Geeks: why is it presidential instead of presidental? (And what other words get the i?) …
2011-03-30: The Internet is done. I came up with the exceedingly stupid movie idea: BonoboCop. Google has 148 …
2011-03-30: Guess where! instagram.com/p/Cq-Wm/
2011-03-29: When I’m dictator, ranking things above the highest ranking or above 100% will be a jailable …
2011-03-29: Remind me again why mp3.com got their stream-your-own-music service shut down so many years back?
2011-03-29: Breaking: LaRussa has a booboo on his hand, gets some Hydrogen Peroxide or Iodine or something to …
2011-03-29: Change leaving Cardinals Opening Day lineup in Jupiter instead of Springfield likely leads to the …
2011-03-29: Bored with batting the pitcher 8th, LaRussa mixes things up again by batting the pitcher 9th and …
2011-03-28: Mets fan in front of me not a fan of this article: t.co/1F5hYX3 t.co/cvXQHw8
2011-03-27: Million dollar gift idea: Golden Girls DVD series complete set, in an oversize box. Tag attached: …
2011-03-27: Boy it is very different in the shade. Can we do a double-header?
2011-03-27: Weird urinal ad: “Rats bite off more than they can chew. Mice chew off more than they can …
2011-03-27: For real, yes, Hu’s on first.
2011-03-27: They announced they’re currently clearing the tarp of snow in St. Louis in preparation for …
2011-03-27: Best part of “upper deck” at Spring Training: Press Box WiFi.
2011-03-26: Saturday, In The Park is the best play of the stadium DJ so far. (via @__)
2011-03-26: I love when you can just predict a home run on a 3-1 pitch to Albert and be right most of the time.
2011-03-26: For the technical “away” team, I bet this is the highest % of fan attendance. 90% in …
2011-03-26: The @Foursquare people of Roger Dean Stadium have spoken: 6 of 12 tips are about how pretzel …
2011-03-25: At the first of five Cardinals games…unfortunately for the year, likely.
2011-03-25: Guess Where instagr.am/p/ChdE3/
2011-03-24: The worst part about the otherwise pretty cool Personal Hotspot feature is using your phone with a …
2011-03-24: Learned from @mental_floss: “Michael Jackson’s 1988 autobiography Moonwalk was edited by …
2011-03-24: I wonder if Apple considered, at least for a minute, creating a Smart Cover ad using the Insane …
2011-03-24: I love that @Southwest has $5 wi-fi but their insistence on putting flight status banners on the …
2011-03-23: First question when packing: black or brown (shoes, belt, socks, etc.)?
2011-03-23: This is what they mean when they say “the mountain is out”. instagr.am/p/CeWu6/
2011-03-23: App Idea: like Everyday, prompts you to take a photo, with timing is based on your location & …
2011-03-23: When I’m feeling down, I just search my Twitter mentions for random people who accidentally …
2011-03-22: Learned: Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest is how you remember the street order in downtown …
2011-03-22: I hope the Inception Blu-Ray has a secret mode that replaces the soundtrack with “Get Out Of …
2011-03-22: Daytime moon, through spotting scope instagr.am/p/CcsE3/
2011-03-21: New bucket list goal: get important enough that @politifact investigates a statement I make. (bonus …
2011-03-20: In general it sucks listening to the Red Sox announcers, but I do enjoy hearing all about the …
2011-03-20: Pop hit: cover “I Think I’m Turning Japanese” but “Robotic”, about …
2011-03-20: re: hair of the dog, it’s not like they say “If you’ve got a hangover, try eating …
2011-03-19: Instead of Hair of the Dog, it seems like it should be Teeth of the Dog.
2011-03-19: Never had to be told this before: instagram.com/p/CWDx2/
2011-03-19: In a bar trying to work out where I knew the oldie “Night & Day” & realized …
2011-03-17: I bet Yahoo purposefully makes it difficult to find a link to your brackets from their home page, …
2011-03-17: Text-layout feature idea: Space-heavy kerning, where the spaces between words are tightened up more …
2011-03-16: Do you think lions in Africa are scared of the sound of plastic bags?
2011-03-16: How is this different than shouting fire in a crowded theater? instagr.am/p/CSIb1/
2011-03-16: 4th Twitter birthday today. That puts me in kindergarten.
2011-03-15: My favorite feature in the update of Google for iOS: “certain corners rounded” …
2011-03-15: I forget, what day is it daylight savings time and there’s daylight instead of just gray, …
2011-03-15: Million-dollar app: Augmented reality weather app - Shows you the view out your camera with some …
2011-03-15: Yo Dawg I heard you like scissors… instagr.am/p/CQOYt/
2011-03-13: Not much daylight being saved today. instagr.am/p/COWU9/
2011-03-13: In Seattle, watching the New York broadcast of a baseball game played in Florida. A thoroughly St. …
2011-03-13: This is a night where I say, it’s seriously only 9pm?!
2011-03-12: Twitter got pissed that people could just use another app instead of having to use their #dickbar …
2011-03-12: Idea for iPhone app updates: send a notification dialog when an app that’s on my home page …
2011-03-12: Ain’t nothing wrong with a little tilt and shift. instagr.am/p/CL8_m/
2011-03-12: A good start to the weekend. instagr.am/p/CL7wl/
2011-03-12: Irrationally happy to be Home Sharing from MacBook to iPhone which then Bluetooths the sound of the …
2011-03-11: I want a filter for Wikipedia that shows me all the “Controversy” sections. #lazyweb
2011-03-11: I bet Gizmodo is covering the Japan disaster just to later post a snarky article about how many …
2011-03-11: I’m pretty sure that’s the first time my weather app has ever warned me of a tsunami. …
2011-03-09: One disappointment with the Apple updates: still no support for Amazon Prime streaming. …
2011-03-09: 8YO-Tip (Improve life, thinking as an 8-year-old): Replace the word “pop” with …
2011-03-09: My iPhone4’s cell performance is far better than my iPad 1’s, so tethering to my iPhone …
2011-03-09: Apple should claim 30% of AT&T’s revenue since I can pay my monthly bill through their …
2011-03-09: I like to record a week’s worth of Jeopardy’s & watch them as they were recorded, so …
2011-03-08: Every time I click the “keep as unread” link in my email clients I hear the …
2011-03-08: Weird, Wikipedia stopped redirecting Mobile Safari to their mobile site.
2011-03-07: I always unironically over-complicate Einstein’s “Everything should be made as simple as …
2011-03-07: Learned: The dad of 1 of The Strokes wrote “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now”, …
2011-03-06: Are there lists of movies by body count? I bet many tie at almost-full-population of Earth. Star …
2011-03-06: I feel like I’ve done something wrong in my life when Netflix recommends me Rainbow Brite and …
2011-03-06: Feel old: the 20th anniversary Sesame Street special is over 20 years old.
2011-03-05: Can we please get Crispin Glover to interview Charlie Sheen?
2011-03-04: A year ago today I tweeted my surprise & disappointment that you still couldn’t search the …
2011-03-03: Tens-of-dollars app idea: Vegetarian Menu Lens - view a menu through the iPhone camera and only see …
2011-03-03: First tweet about lightning/thunder in Seattle!
2011-03-03: I am mayor of two places in Seattle, an they are both pizza restaurants. I am not ashamed of that.
2011-03-02: I can feel the beauty, coolness and usefulness of my iPad draining as I type this.
2011-03-01: Based on that graph of falling Kindle prices, I should be able to retire in 2016 off the money they …
2011-02-28: America the Beautiful as a to-do list - Purple mountain majesty: ✔
2011-02-27: The high is Barbara’s roaring fire. The low is opening the doors and windows to my smoke- @ …
2011-02-25: Anything is possible! (@ Guemes Ferry) 4sq.com/hw84UC
2011-02-23: I feel bad for all of the awesome wisdom facebook missed over those last two weeks that the …
2011-02-23: Would it be possible to accurately estimate what various gadgets & clothes would cost if made in …
2011-02-23: Either I’m getting whiter or Band-Aid’s “flesh” color is getting darker.
2011-02-22: Why does all-white on a tv screen make noise?
2011-02-22: I love that the 1st two results for SEO are wikipedia and Google. That must kill a ton of companies.
2011-02-22: A bit of graupel fell on us tonight. In other news, graupel is a thing. …
2011-02-22: The best thing about Teen Tournament on Jeopardy! is that no matter how often they win, they …
2011-02-21: Until they combine Rock Band and Just Dance, I will not be embarrassed that we have two Wiis in the …
2011-02-21: Is every cast-member of Saturday Night Live younger than the show?
2011-02-21: I would watch Watson play Wheel of Fortune. It’d be awesome to see him spin the wheel exactly …
2011-02-21: Presidents’ Day is a serious holiday in Seattle. Many restaurants, parking garages, other …
2011-02-21: The elevators are on ID card only. Because it’s Presidents’ Day. Uh, what? (@ Amazon - …
2011-02-20: So that idea I had, of an app like Shazam but for movies into.tv/i/7rZe
2011-02-20: Yes, we were sober when we decided the loser of the skee-ball tournament would walk back to the car …
2011-02-19: I know I’m going on about it, but there’s 20 bars within one block currently having a …
2011-02-19: It is currently happy hour at 6 bars within 500 feet. DANGERZONE. (@ Hattie’s Hat Restaurant …
2011-02-19: I’m at Hiram M. Chittenden Locks (3015 NW 54th St, Lake Washington Ship Canal, Seattle) w/ 2 …
2011-02-17: Suddenly everything I watch is on the Science Channel. Yet…none of it has anything to do with …
2011-02-17: Ack, I just referenced an article I’d remembered about web design, looked it up & …
2011-02-17: Statistically playing back July 20, 2004 Cards Vs. Cubs on the Pennant iPad app. What an amazing …
2011-02-17: Amazingly, IBM was able to build a robot that could buzz in faster than a human!
2011-02-16: I bought an LED light bulb 10 years ago, which means I have another 20 years of showing how stupid I …
2011-02-15: Oh Expert Free Bird Guitar Solo G, has anyone solved your mysteries?
2011-02-14: I always read the name Carlos as Carl OS.
2011-02-13: I want a mash-up show starring GIR from Invader Zim & Adventure Time’s BMO.
2011-02-12: The only smoke you get in a restaurant these days is from the oven. @ Serious Pie …
2011-02-12: The Daily app telling me I’d need to delete the app before updating it was a good reminder I …
2011-02-10: Sometimes I see the cats watching me scoop their litter & put it in a bag & I picture them …
2011-02-09: As expected, the In Focus blog is awesome. 1280px pics! www.theatlantic.com/infocus/ (Congrats …
2011-02-08: Idea for heaven: View montages from your life on whatever criteria you want. First up: every …
2011-02-08: Million Dollar App ideas developed over lunch: Words With Acquaintances and Words With Myself.
2011-02-07: Google now suggests “something different.” Works great searching for dinner: j.mp/fVu72V …
2011-02-07: OMG LIGHTNING WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE WHAT WAS THAT OMG!? I think is what I’m supposed to …
2011-02-06: Interesting that the Groupon ads were directed by Christopher Guest. I guess he takes longer formats …
2011-02-06: Shortcut for those wondering about the smallest cities in America: j.mp/gAPujD
2011-02-06: GoDaddy is fighting Groupon, desperate to stay the most hated ad campaign of 2011.
2011-02-06: I kind of love the Internet: gif.mocksession.com/wp-conten…
2011-02-06: You know what seems like a terrific idea? Putting your company’s security & stability into …
2011-02-06: Which industry is bigger in the US? Meat packing or steel industry?
2011-02-06: Fraud alert: Please report anyone asking for bets at halftime - The Puppy Bowl is scandalously …
2011-02-06: My @Foursquare idea exists! www.iamdanw.com/made/when…
2011-02-06: Proposed rule: When quoting a British person, use British spellings & vice versa. Regardless, …
2011-02-06: Disappointed in my lack of cheese-themed @wootshirt t-shirts.
2011-02-06: Cross it off the bucket list: watched a pot boil. Next up, paint drying! Then: Grass growing!
2011-02-05: Wrong ‘Em Boyo: 3 intros, 6 verses, no chorus.
2011-02-05: Always ego-boosting to be among the 1st playing a new Rock Band song. I’m currently 2nd best …
2011-02-05: Can we postpone the SuperBowl? They just released the complete London Calling for Rock Band.
2011-02-05: Unexpectedly spending the afternoon watching the amazing fan-documentary Star Wars Begins on …
2011-02-05: Discovered a new use for @Foursquare areas it’s widely used: predicting the wait at popular …
2011-02-05: Rock Band: TV Show Theme Songs
2011-02-04: I wonder how much money I’d have if I’d spent the $35 on stock instead of that Photoshop …
2011-02-04: I love that Amazon is still selling the 1st thing I ever bought there: “Inside Adobe Photoshop …
2011-02-04: Oh, and green flip-flops, brown-tinted glasses, and poop-stained ski masks.
2011-02-04: Blood-red, poo-covered (& variations), thorned, black-tulip, evergreen, clear, cynical glasses. …
2011-02-04: What are the opposite of rose-colored glasses?
2011-02-03: I just got a notification that someone friended me on myspace. Which means I’ve had …
2011-02-02: Live every day like it’s the 459th repetition of Groundhog Day.
2011-02-02: It is kind of sad & kind of genius that the Jeopardy Champs vs the IBM computer gameshow airs …
2011-02-01: Does anyone still believe that signature is even a slightly secure form of ID?
2011-02-01: 1st day of the year I’m home for sunrise and sunset @ Upper Queen Anne instagr.am/p/BVrTt/
2011-02-01: I look ahead on my calendar & see all that blank, unplanned space. It’s so peaceful & …
2011-02-01: New trivia game: Name That Painting - grab.by/grabs/800…
2011-02-01: Live every day like it’s the 458th repetition of Groundhog Day.
2011-02-01: Plenty of snow here, you just have to go up. @ Upper Queen Anne instagr.am/p/BVO3F/
2011-02-01: I’m jealous of the snow days in St. Louis & Dallas. I guess I’ll just have to take …
2011-02-01: When you meet someone from Seattle & wonder what they think of it, ask them how long …
2011-01-31: Free TV show pitch: Popcorn, Alaska.
2011-01-31: Painful Words loss to Matthew. Now I’ll search endlessly to see if I could’ve won going …
2011-01-30: Has there been a poll checking what % of Americans confuse Al Qaeda & Al Jazeera? I’d …
2011-01-30: Spent a full minute staring at the store guide looking for soda until I found it under …
2011-01-30: Holy crap a lot of people work for amazon. The Experience Music Project museum is crowded, probably …
2011-01-30: Debating whether one member of Tears For Fears is Tears, Fears or a Tear For A Fear. #amazonParty …
2011-01-29: Ok, @IBM, I dig the design, but I’ve seen this movie & it doesn’t turn out well: …
2011-01-29: Million Dollar Reality Show Pitch: Reality TV judge. Each episode they research & judge a …
2011-01-29: Is there possibly a more disgusting Johnny-on-the-Spot brand name possible than Honey Bucket?
2011-01-29: Movie mashup: Predator and the Hendersons
2011-01-26: Someone write a paper on RT:fav ratio. Last @woot is 15:1, piss poor 4:1, piss poor fix 1:2, …
2011-01-25: I’m not sure what I would put in the “if you like the State of the Union address”, …
2011-01-25: Based on the increase in birth rate since the original quote, I calculate there are now 3 suckers …
2011-01-24: “You can’t win if you don’t play” combines nicely with a fear of success to …
2011-01-23: Flickr’s mobile web format removes abilities of just viewing raw photos. #noZoom?
2011-01-23: Heading to a Packers bar to watch the game. Aimed for: maybe wearing team colors but probably just a …
2011-01-22: Based on everyone’s confusion thinking the IBM-Jeopardy video was the game & not a …
2011-01-22: Oddly, spending time outside makes me more likely to update my Twitter and Facebook statuses.
2011-01-22: Watching tourists try to line shots up so they’re patting, poking, biting or sitting on the …
2011-01-22: I love digging into niche communities to find the petty, self-important disagreements. Origami has …
2011-01-22: Cardinals Spring Training tickets: purchased! Tell me again why they couldn’t start this sale …
2011-01-20: Double-clicking the home button is less multi-tasking and more what-the-hell-was-I-just-doing.
2011-01-19: Paid Living Social $10 for a $20 Amazon card I’ll use to buy 2000 Wii points that will buy me …
2011-01-19: Moon setting over the Olympics @ Upper Queen Anne instagr.am/p/BGE1C/
2011-01-18: I suspect I may be the only person who purposefully reads the White House press conference …
2011-01-17: OH: I don’t just want a fish. I don’t want to learn how to fish. I want you to learn how …
2011-01-17: I love that “internationalization” & “localization” have alternate …
2011-01-17: Is it vaguely accurate to measure the tilt of the Earth relative to the sun by measuring the angle …
2011-01-17: Leveled up in Quest For Adulthood: stopped biting my nails and trimmed them before they were …
2011-01-16: If there is 1 thing Barbara got out of watching The Green Hornet, it’s that Seth Green is a …
2011-01-15: Gotta love a brewery with a children’s play area next to the fermentation tanks: …
2011-01-14: I don’t know what to think about you who retweeted my tweet talking about how people who …
2011-01-14: Reviewing @woot most RT’d & most faved tweets, I’ve decided people who fave are …
2011-01-14: Photoshop Learned: With the eyedropper tool selected, if you click and drag, you can sample / select …
2011-01-13: Why do some “reset password” features specifically disallow you from changing to your …
2011-01-13: “I am also careful not to drink more than two glasses of water at each meal.” - the …
2011-01-13: It turns out that what I love about CCR is not their creative and varied drumming. #rockbad
2011-01-12: “Mr. Taft, would it be out of place to ask you how much flesh you have lost since you left the …
2011-01-12: Here’s a video of the hill we live on, from early this morning: bit.ly/eaC7rK
2011-01-12: Our bedroom is equipped with snowlights. @ 1st Snowpocalypse 2011 instagr.am/p/-ZI-/
2011-01-11: From what I can tell, people would rather a product be $5 + $5 shipping than $1 + $5 shipping.
2011-01-11: This man has an impressive list of movie & TV credits: www.imdb.com/name/nm00… One day …
2011-01-10: So…uh…how long can you look directly at the sun before there’s permanent damage? …
2011-01-09: There comes a time in a man’s life where he must spend a day watching every Arrested …
2011-01-08: Seattle might as well kick New Orleans while they’re down and steal their Hornets.
2011-01-08: I’ve decided that of all my friends, Ezra and Matthew should be the ones to run from …
2011-01-08: How soon till the iPhone syncs with the App Store instead of iTunes?
2011-01-08: Trying to clean up my social media rules: on Twitter, I follow who’s insightful. On Facebook, …
2011-01-07: “If you’ve seen one consumer electronics show, you’ve seen them all.” - …
2011-01-07: Tonight’s plan: watching Tron. The old one. I have to decide which side I’m on in the …
2011-01-07: A journey of one step begins with one step. And then you’re done.
2011-01-06: Will future software updates come through the Mac App Store? I see Apple replacing “Software …
2011-01-05: This makes me chuckle: twitpic.com/3nfb4c
2011-01-05: It’s amazing how consistently terrible it is dealing with a printer, any printer, for the 1st, …
2011-01-05: Learned: George Washington’s dentures were made of human, horse & donkey teeth.
2011-01-05: Sherlock has gone the fastest from “What is that show about?” to “OMG when are …
2011-01-04: Street sign size (& the fonts on them) should be based on the traffic speed of the street …
2011-01-04: Every time I get the “Turn Off Airplane Mode” iPhone dialogue, I tap “Ok” …
2011-01-03: I’m intrigued by Sherlock: Series 1, but it’s $6 an episode on Amazon & $20 for 3 on …
2011-01-03: It seems “facebook” is just not going to verb. I’d think that’d be a problem …
2011-01-03: I suppose I have a new team to root for in the playoffs. I’d still vote for a …
2011-01-02: Record for punts by a team: 17 (twice). By both teams: 31 (twice, same games). BOTH GAMES were on …
2011-01-02: We watched Back to the Future I, II, & III today. I lived in futurepedia, finding bizarre & …
2011-01-01: I got to say it was a good day. I didn’t have to get out of my PJs.
2011-01-01: This one officially goes to ‘11.
2010-12-31: Given my last few trips, I think the Feds should investigate this tornado. It’s likely …
2010-12-31: I’m at Tornado (St Louis) w/ 5 others 4sq.com/evYi42
2010-12-31: Some serious damage in Sunset Hills, about 4 miles away from us, but all clear in Missouri now.
2010-12-31: Can I check into this tornado on @Foursquare? Mayor of tornado sounds pretty good.
2010-12-31: There’s always all-caps TAKE COVER alerts, but never any YOU CAN COME OUT NOW alerts.
2010-12-31: What’s the best “should I really go into the basement” weather app or website?
2010-12-30: This has been the week of Quora, it seems. I’ve had a neglected account for awhile, but …
2010-12-30: The Royale was my 1000th Foursquare check-in, appropriately. (@ The Royale) 4sq.com/hq0ZuF
2010-12-30: I’m undefeated at every sport I’ve never played.
2010-12-29: The ebook version of Getting Things Done is $11 while the paperback is $6.50. This leaves me not …
2010-12-29: How people have written about the end of the world: j.mp/gz0Y7Z (adding “end of the …
2010-12-28: No one ever calls Paul McCartney a Wing.
2010-12-28: I lied, there’s one more thing: umbrolla.
2010-12-28: Umbrellas with wheels. That is all.
2010-12-28: This will happen whether we want it or not (but I want it): Airplane! The Musical.
2010-12-28: Learned: Judge Judy makes $45M a year & gets better ratings than Oprah.
2010-12-28: Hate iPad apps that use “out of box” icon for misc. tasks: translate it, copy link, mail …
2010-12-28: Tonight’s “Wikipedia page as bedtime story”: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimm… …
2010-12-28: I think the virtual fireplace app was a bigger holiday hit than the translation augmented reality …
2010-12-27: It surprises me that Apple’s Game Center has the worst (non)method of finding friends. Not …
2010-12-27: I wish I could set a filter on my @twitter mentions to only view people who follow me.
2010-12-27: Perhaps not a million dollar idea: gun library.
2010-12-26: Million dollar idea: vodkaboarding.
2010-12-26: I’m officially confused by the NFL play-off tie-breaking rules.
2010-12-25: One of the most beautiful white Christmases I’ve seen: twitpic.com/3jkqfr
2010-12-24: I think this may be what the Ghost of Christmas Future was warning us against: twitpic.com/3j6w7r
2010-12-24: Just got 19089m on Canibalt, but I think I’m probably the only one still playing.
2010-12-23: The Mariott airport parking lot is still using carbon papers for credit cards while I personally …
2010-12-23: Travel tip I discovered: When back from a trip make a list of what you forgot or wished you’d …
2010-12-22: Why is “Instant Queue” on Apple TV’s Netflix the 6th choice instead of the 1st? …
2010-12-22: Dear Twitter follower who saw j.mp/g6YsRc & snuck a Fireplace DVD onto my desk. YOU ROCK! (& …
2010-12-21: Maurice Sendak’s The Nutcracker! (@ Marion Oliver McCaw Hall w/ 2 others) [pic]: …
2010-12-21: Learned: The northernmost state of the contiguous 48 was not in my top 3 guesses.
2010-12-21: Today is 8 hours and 25 minutes long. Tomorrow we start digging out of this hole.
2010-12-21: Here in Seattle we get the equivalent of lunar eclipses pretty much straight through the winter.
2010-12-20: I never really thought of Top Gun as a “workplace” movie, but I guess it technically …
2010-12-20: According to my @Fitbit, I had a terrifically active day. Unfortunately, 30 minutes of that active …
2010-12-19: I love that Lego has an age range category of 16+. Phase 1 of the shuttle construction, complete. …
2010-12-19: What’s funny is, outside of Lego, I’m not even a little bit OCD: twitpic.com/3hjn80
2010-12-19: Any guesses what I got for Christmas? twitpic.com/3hj96g
2010-12-18: Showering Santa. Not making this up. twitpic.com/3h9czk
2010-12-18: The most surprising day in this year’s Lego Advent calendar was nude Santa, showering.
2010-12-18: We must’ve been really good this year, Santa came a week early! twitpic.com/3h8bfr
2010-12-18: I can’t believe @Netflix doesn’t have any streaming fireplaces!
2010-12-17: Yes, I’m buying a fairly impractical app just to show it off to friends & family over the …
2010-12-17: Million Dollar Idea: Baby shoes with electrical sensors & a WiFi connection, so they can …
2010-12-17: These are the most thoughtful of the Google Ngram searches I’ve seen today: j.mp/g9Cfse
2010-12-17: Learned: Members of the FCC formed an Ultimate Frisbee team named 7DW.
2010-12-17: Yes, sometimes my official work responsibilities include drawing bunnies and hunting down photos of …
2010-12-17: Turns out, it’s a terrible idea to let the cat play on your lap as you pay your bills on …
2010-12-16: Oops. I think I might be in trouble. twitter.com
2010-12-15: Looks like everyone on the Internet got their Fitbits today (including @jack). Still working out how …
2010-12-14: Uh oh, I just realized I’m starting to get my political news updates from @DrunkHulk.
2010-12-14: What % of YouTube commenters have no idea (or the totally wrong idea) why it’s called -Tube? …
2010-12-13: 4chan is funny when they act like 5-year-olds & awful when they act like 13-year-olds. This is …
2010-12-13: According to Rock Band, I’m the 5th best video game drummer at an obscure Bon Jovi song. Now, …
2010-12-12: The linearity of the IKEA shopping experience forces repeat interaction with the same shoppers. …
2010-12-11: The Northwest takes its sledding seriously. Watch Barbara take a run: twitvid.com/VDWBS
2010-12-11: Do we get out and go mountain snow tubing, or enjoy a day doing nothing at all?
2010-12-11: “God willing, there are another 40 years of productivity to go.” - John Lennon …
2010-12-10: Currently the App store has the exact same apps in the same order in both the Top Paid & Top …
2010-12-09: Almost 4 years after he died, James Brown is kicking my ass. “I Got You (I Feel Good)” …
2010-12-08: I always ask for the bad news first. You?
2010-12-08: App idea: use the iPhone keyboard to input on the iPad (allowing it to show full screen).
2010-12-07: The country that is the answer to the most trivia questions is Vatican City.
2010-12-07: Uh oh, I just burnt some toast. I think that means I’m smelling a stroke.
2010-12-07: Meta-trivia: What country is the answer to more trivia questions than any other country?
2010-12-07: I love that Elton John’s “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting” has much …
2010-12-07: Avoid any goo.gl links in tweets with no other text. Seems like I caught a virus. (Forwarding people …
2010-12-07: The a capella facts are pouring in. Also, they are all color-coded. And they seem to not have any …
2010-12-07: Things I discovered about a capella: it apparently requires synchronized dancing, punny names, and …
2010-12-06: Added a contact named “pre-meeting” to my iPhone. I’ll never again send a note …
2010-12-06: New home page: set. grab.by/grabs/679…
2010-12-06: One benefit of the much shorter winter days up here: I set the lights timers to come on while we are …
2010-12-03: At what point nearing new-product-debut is it evil of Apple to push the older version of the product …
2010-12-03: I bet there are a cappella purists who despise clappers.
2010-12-02: I wonder if I’ll ever get used to PST. I still find myself subtracting a couple hours.
2010-12-01: It turns out I’m pretty awful at the whole business networking thing. I did get to see …
2010-12-01: What does it mean when you have 3 boxes of Mac & Cheese in the house? Time to get 10 more boxes! …
2010-12-01: I very much enjoy Amazon’s frustration-free packaging, but I wish they’d rate the rest …
2010-11-30: New technologies (streaming video, eBooks) have emptied out my holiday wishlist (aside from gift …
2010-11-30: If I didn’t already have an Internet nickname, I might go with DAve, just to excuse all the …
2010-11-29: Google results for eighth: 1) marijuana 2) cruel & unusual punishment 3) Dr. Who
2010-11-27: It’s turning out that I need to add “be vigilant” to all of my vacations. …
2010-11-27: The best thing about bar/pinball/video game places are all the free games left by the drunks.
2010-11-26: Was I reading that article in the browser? Reeder? Twitter? Instapaper? Facebook? There’s a …
2010-11-26: I love Powell’s. There’s huge benefit browsing shelves & flipping through books, but …
2010-11-26: Enjoying not being in any sort of line, parking lot, sidewalk, or other Black Friday shenanigans.
2010-11-25: Destroying my auto-correct dictionary by typing a bunch of Spanish.
2010-11-25: Surprisingly, our cat Cricket is a big fan of the Dog Show. He sits in front of the TV and watches …
2010-11-25: Big life milestone here - I got every icon to show up across the status bar of my iPhone: …
2010-11-25: Does 4Square pay NBC for the mention in the Macy parade? If so, why have him mention mayor, since …
2010-11-24: I want to learn Spanish on my iPad / iPhone, but there’s so much mierda in the app store …
2010-11-23: “With the mantle Christmas decorations we don’t have room for the Cardinals nesting …
2010-11-23: A multi-part documentary of the last 24 hours of the Seattle Woot staff would be better than most of …
2010-11-22: I wonder if Apple has stats on what % of users have ever double-clicked the home button on their …
2010-11-22: Last remaining I-can’t-believe-it-can’t-do-this list for iPhone: full text search of …
2010-11-22: Contrary to what they told me, I think I’ve already forgotten what day the Beatles became …
2010-11-22: World’s Most Fragile Snowman cottonball ornament, RIP: 2006-2010.
2010-11-21: Would society accomplish more (cures, poverty issues, technological progress) working in serial …
2010-11-21: P. Diddy can not be happy that iPhone autocorrects his name to P. Sissy.
2010-11-20: If “Forgot Password” sends you your password, they’re doing it wrong & you …
2010-11-19: I found this pasta water experiment extremely interesting & disappointing: j.mp/cWNOXw (I want …
2010-11-19: Spent 1st ½ of my dressing-myself life with adults telling me to wash my clothes more often …
2010-11-19: I’ve never been less interested in buying the currently-hyped Apple thing. It’s because …
2010-11-16: Ok, @google, what’s up with this? twitpic.com/37j3oq
2010-11-16: The best thing about drying dishes is, if you don’t do your job, it just happens anyway.
2010-11-14: Lego is bad for my back.
2010-11-14: Favorite word of the day: cahoots. Especially if you can figure out some use without the pesky …
2010-11-14: Will developers commit resources for a great Kinect game vs a Wii game, given the market size (a …
2010-11-13: Lazyweb: someone compile a superbly of all the statement Alex says at the end of the Jeopardy …
2010-11-12: Idea for airports / @tsablogteam - A line for people on their return flights, since you KNOW they …
2010-11-11: Realized in buying a replacement set of Rock Band drums (& still having old ones) I accidentally …
2010-11-11: I’m feeling Dropbox guilt. I don’t think I’m making full use of all the features …
2010-11-10: I was starting to read “the rise and fall of the roman empire” but it seemed a little …
2010-11-08: Idea for an iPhone weather app: use the updatable notification count to tell me the temperature in …
2010-11-08: Cool to be in the same room as the subject matter of an xkcd comic right as that comic is published.
2010-11-05: Mindblower: Fly to SFO. 4square & Google Maps both say you’re in LAX. Resort to asking a …
2010-11-05: Obligatory OMG, I’m tweeting from a plane! tweet.
2010-11-05: Almost every tv show offered on the Virgin Airlines seems inappropriate for public viewing: Dexter, …
2010-11-03: The worst part of TiVo is still seeing snippets of political ads.
2010-11-02: I’m surprised how many major sites store passwords in plain text (and email them to me, …
2010-11-02: Halloween candy goes through reverse-Darwinism: only the grossest, crappiest candy survives the …
2010-11-01: Disappointing to find out from Joe Buck that there were no teams west of the Mississippi in 1954.
2010-10-31: Whoa. (@ Qwest Field w/ @neuracnu) 4sq.com/2jpJ1Q
2010-10-31: Someone could’ve mentioned that you don’t sit down at a soccer game. Or is that just a …
2010-10-31: Trying to figure out the shortest route to the mailing room in our building, but I couldn’t …
2010-10-29: I thought he was screwing with me, but the Target employee seemed to actually never heard the word …
2010-10-28: Our new Dyson showed up tonight. Apparently, this means it is time to vacuum!
2010-10-28: Jonesing for a good game of Wolfman Yahtzee. Someone needs to make an iPhone app version.
2010-10-28: Free costume idea: zombie Predator. And if you need to one up it, add a zombie chest burster alien …
2010-10-28: I’d read an origin story of Smokey Bear. That just seems like an odd name for a …
2010-10-27: TripIt’s auto-import (where robots read your email and make itineraries without any action on …
2010-10-25: Have to think of things and then see if they’re on NetFlix streaming.
2010-10-25: Oops, forgot to shave. (@ Washington Department of Licensing) 4sq.com/7Aps8y
2010-10-25: We used the last of our Fancy Schnuck’s napkins last night. That’s a pretty weird thing …
2010-10-25: Photos and a few short movies from our honeymoon in Portugal: www.flickr.com/photos/da…
2010-10-24: Can it really be described as a “chance” of showers when that chance is 100%? …
2010-10-24: Anyone know how much wind it would take to knock over a very tall building? #gettingdizzy
2010-10-23: At what point did horror get pushed into the sci-fi/fantasy genre? It’s messing up all my …
2010-10-23: Ever design a wine label? It’s great fun: “YOUR BOTTLERS STATEMENT MUST SAY …
2010-10-23: Rainy day got me to sign up for Netflix. And their new $7.99 streaming-only subscription. I had to …
2010-10-23: Annoyingly, streaming-only Netflix doesn’t have multiple-profiles for separate ratings, for no …
2010-10-23: Latest “I Am Old” thing: the football Cardinals quarterback grew up an Arizona Cardinals …
2010-10-22: Movie remake idea: Peter Pan, told from the point of view of the killer croc.
2010-10-22: I’m bummed we don’t get to see Steinbrenner fire his manager.
2010-10-22: I’m shocked there hasn’t been a new Benji movie. He could even talk. And be cgi. And …
2010-10-21: I still hate saying “IM” & “IMing” & “IM’d”. I …
2010-10-19: When’s the Seattle-St. Louis bullet train arrive? I’m tired of traveling, but wishing I …
2010-10-19: Not sure why it took 20+ years for Apple to realize people like a “Maximize” button …
2010-10-19: Sure, we’re selling a tiny laptop with a tiny screen, but DON’T CALL IT A NETBOOK.
2010-10-19: New Dad Panic! column by Jason Toon: kids.woot.com/Blog/View…
2010-10-18: It feels so appropriate to pay my Internet bill with my iPad. I’m going to try to pay my water …
2010-10-18: Name change! Thinking “Dave Cumulonimbus” (@ Seattle Social Security Office) …
2010-10-17: I ended up buying Neuromancer on the Kindle, in part because it just seemed far too appropriate.
2010-10-17: I’m always shocked seeing huge iPad sales #s. I never see it out, around. But then I realize …
2010-10-15: Ok, Europe, you’re on your own now, my vigilance shift is officially over.
2010-10-15: We told the airline we were vegetarian. They forced us to take a square of spinach instead of cheese …
2010-10-01: Million-dollar-idea: ziplock bags that look like TSA-approved quart bags, but that are actually 20% …
2010-10-01: Hmm…it seems like iTunes should probably mention somewhere that rented TV shows can’t …
2010-10-01: The unexpected effect of keeping a St. Louis area code number in Washington is getting automated …
2010-10-01: Ooh, fun: US considering advising Americans in Europe to stay away from public areas.
2010-10-01: New item on the honeymoon to-do list: be vigilant. Thanks, government!
2010-09-30: Just spent 30 seconds debating with a friend whether the white spot poking out behind the clouds was …
2010-09-28: When AirPlay comes out (& iOS 4.2) the Remote app will let us stream to the iPad, right?
2010-09-28: At every bus stop, my phone attempts to autoconnect to a WiFi network. #tooManyStarbucks.
2010-09-27: Today’s sky is a lazy photoshop difference clouds filter: twitpic.com/2su1nr
2010-09-26: Unexpected benefit of living on west coast: combination of earlier timezone & late (compared to …
2010-09-26: My phone can shoot HD video, but Amazing Race still can’t afford HD equipment they could …
2010-09-26: If I have to look for a printed symbol to see which side is up on your cable, you designed it …
2010-09-26: Why do no-show socks come in different colors?
2010-09-26: Jason tests out how Buckyballs react in real intestines: j.mp/96I1hu
2010-09-25: Amazon has the pilot of (the new David Cross show) The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret …
2010-09-24: Quick, what do I ask Dan Aykroyd when I get to the end of this liquor store line? twitpic.com/2ryhuk
2010-09-23: I love guessing that Google has a feature & then seeing it does. You can google: “Time …
2010-09-22: I’m not one to turn off a Cardinals ballgame when they’re doing poorly, but I’m …
2010-09-22: The best Elvis Presley film is Bye Bye Birdie. A shame Elvis wasn’t in it.
2010-09-22: A great 1st 5 followers: @kopper @mrn @mantari @billstreeter @torrez. #first5 bit.ly/first5 (
2010-09-22: Learned: Tittle. twitpic.com/2r29c6
2010-09-22: Also learned: Ann-Margret is all her first name.
2010-09-22: Totally winning Gourmet Live. Also: can we revive other shut down mags as interactive apps? Spy …
2010-09-22: I want to subscribe to a service telling me “you would’ve gotten the flu today, if you …
2010-09-22: The #newtwitter sidebar could at least auto-expand shortened URLs.
2010-09-22: ooh, neat: When arrowing up & down through (or mousing over) search suggestions in Google …
2010-09-21: Someone at Jeopardy! is preparing for the investigation of a sportswriter being a contestant as the …
2010-09-21: The human desire for symmetry causes massive, frequent usability issues.
2010-09-20: The disgusting environmentalist: are snotty kleenex compostable?
2010-09-20: Instapaper is a great place to send stuff you know you should read but you know you’ll never …
2010-09-19: Back from an amazing welcome-to-the-neighborhood cocktail & dinner party. I love a 20’ …
2010-09-19: Did not dress warmly enough today. Am I getting punk’d with all the “it’s never …
2010-09-19: Amazing use of iPhone: “I watched the sun set, listening to the colors change as the sky …
2010-09-18: Today can’t figure out if it’s supposed to be stormy or sunny: twitpic.com/2q28xl
2010-09-17: There are people legally drinking at this #ScreechingWeasel show who weren’t born when they …
2010-09-17: Looking forward to hearing @BenWeasel tonight. Last time I had any interaction with him it was as …
2010-09-17: Impromptu picnic makes me want to watch the Eames Powers of Ten film. twitpic.com/2prx4j
2010-09-16: Some foggy mornings it’s like we have 3 giant fluorescent lights on our wall, instead of …
2010-09-16: How much do you have to pay to take over the entire nytimes.com homepage with fake articles? …
2010-09-14: I’m still bewildered that anyone with a public Twitter feed cares to try to stop someone from …
2010-09-14: The pop-up “write a new tweet” window is odd. You can open multiple ones, for some …
2010-09-14: This Jeopardy contestant is impressive, but really, news stories mentioning “he’s 72 …
2010-09-14: Well, this is odd. I no longer have #newtwitter. I guess I misused my power or something.
2010-09-14: Twitter for iPad’s sidebars that open full web pages inline is far more useful than …
2010-09-13: Anyone out there a Woot fan and in Philadelphia? DM me.
2010-09-13: So, it seems that twitter as powerpoint is a failure. Hopefully that’s not their announcement.
2010-09-13: Ok, so the new twitter.com is pretty much the Twitter app for the iPad.
2010-09-13: I can’t think of much stupider than using a flash on your camera to take pictures of …
2010-09-12: Today’s app game addiction: the math/logic challenge in the very simple geometric Slice It! …
2010-09-12: Seattle’s spiders are faster and fMore industrious than St. Louis’s. Almost always, …
2010-09-11: Zipcar seems expensive, but I think people underestimate the true cost of a car. And home ownership. …
2010-09-11: So maybe today was a bad time to watch the movie Brazil. #allTerroristsAllTheTime
2010-09-11: The difference between a mediocre dishwasher & a good dishwasher is bigger than the difference …
2010-09-11: I’m going to give this whole Seahawks thing a try.
2010-09-11: I can feel the future-guilt from me-in-the-rainy-season asking why I’m spending a beautiful …
2010-09-10: Just had a little bit of a heart attack when Alex Trebek mentioned next Sunday is Mother’s …
2010-09-10: I’ve never owned more than 2 VCRs or 3 DVD players at 1 time. We now have 9 devices that can …
2010-09-10: Cutest traffic signal ever: little buckets on each side of the street corner holding tiny flags on …
2010-09-10: Someone make a Google Calendar for all these dates we’re never supposed to forget.
2010-09-09: In the debate: “1 app, does everything crappy” vs “many apps that do 1 thing …
2010-09-09: I want a website where I can enter my address and it will spit out all the places that deliver to my …
2010-09-08: Updating to iOS 4.1 but not encouraged by the huge amount of Twitter results for: proximity not: …
2010-09-08: Impressive & easy auto-HDR with the iPhone update: twitpic.com/2mk79w twitpic.com/2mk79a
2010-09-08: Gmail’s Priority Inbox is making me feel bad that I obviously have a habit of ignoring emails …
2010-09-08: There should be a name for the specific guilt caused by crossing through the “tip” line …
2010-09-07: If you didn’t get to see it in person, check out the wedding uh, facecard our good pal Dan Z. …
2010-09-05: Just married! Ok, about 18 hours ago. An amazing night, I loved seeing all our friends & family. …
2010-09-02: It feels increasingly awkward and dumb that I can’t update my iPhone and iPad while on a trip …
2010-09-01: This dancing golden retriever is the perfect way to try out Twitter for iPad panes - …
2010-09-01: Ok, I’m ready for Apple to steal this Twitter for iPad panes implementation as a general …
2010-09-01: Niche question here, but does anyone know how to unselect a tweet on Twitter for iPad? (Use …
2010-08-31: Yesterday, Woot sold 1 magnet for every man, woman, and child in Austria. But we won’t be …
2010-08-31: I’ve decided @JuddApatow is Freaks and @PaulFeig is Geeks. I’m solidly in the Feig camp …
2010-08-31: I’ll solve my personal storage management issues by just renting everything.
2010-08-30: Doing more should’ve-done-that-when-I-lived-here stuff like the Four Seasons bar: …
2010-08-30: Passed 200 million on Solipskier. I’m glad to finally be putting my expert finger painting …
2010-08-30: I just scored 328,815,648 points in Solipskier on the iPad bit.ly/99fMmX
2010-08-29: A little more #LouFest eavesdropping, this time on Jeff Tweedy: twitpic.com/2jikhf
2010-08-28: Eavesdropping on LouFest, from the softball fields: twitpic.com/2j6tub
2010-08-28: OH at pool refreshment stand: “No, MY dad does a better chicken impression! He’s all …
2010-08-28: Fiancée picked a Julia Childs bio for her romantic wedding week read. I went with …
2010-08-27: Ooh, the MLB iPhone app now does video out for MLB.tv. That just cost them some money, but I’m …
2010-08-27: I want iTunes to notice I have an iPhone and an iPad on the same account and tell me which apps …
2010-08-26: Dramatic sky tonight: twitpic.com/2ihfsx
2010-08-26: Trying to weigh the pros and cons of getting the mouth modifications this guy has: robo.to/rafagnomo
2010-08-26: Has anyone ever done a study on decay rate of email addresses? I’m guessing there’s a …
2010-08-25: It’s dangerous getting a song stuck in your head that’s not supposed to be public for …
2010-08-24: Another of those great, nearly unbelievable color illusions: j.mp/dstrIN
2010-08-24: A crow got caught up in a transformer and blew out our block’s electricity. I hope this …
2010-08-24: I love that Ifyouwanttoseewhatsonwoottodayitwouldbeeasiertojusttypewoot.com is now a domain …
2010-08-24: I freaked the mailroom clerk out when the box I gave her screamed as she set it down. She probably …
2010-08-23: I suspect I am the most popular twitter BFF around. Now, what to do with all this power. Evil? Good? …
2010-08-23: Anyone know if Zipcar’s insurance policies cover Ghost Riding?
2010-08-22: Google results confirm my suspicions: the term “road diet” is in wide use on Seattle …
2010-08-22: Unlike a lot of bad habits, stopping biting your nails just means you have another new task you have …
2010-08-21: We saw the Get Low pic. The men (& a gal) did act a-ok. I’m apt to say to a pal: …
2010-08-21: Enjoying the short time where running around town doing errands feels like sight-seeing.
2010-08-20: I believe I made the right choice picking the InCase option for my free case. Definite upgrade over …
2010-08-20: It just makes me sick to find out vomitoriums have nothing to do with vomiting.
2010-08-20: Laying out new living room with our new furniture & I can’t stop thinking of captions …
2010-08-19: This is where I work: grab.by/grabs/019… The Columbia Center. I’m the window with the …
2010-08-19: Is it creepy to get a telescope for home, so I can check out activity on the hill across the way? Do …
2010-08-19: Sorry, Twitter, I will not be following @wootoff, despite what you suggest. That thing’s …
2010-08-18: Free site idea: Reviews/specs of monthly-parking lots in various cities. But can you make it now, I …
2010-08-18: Million-dollar iPhone app idea: “I’m Crushing Your Head” augmented reality.
2010-08-18: Google’s suggested bus route from W Queen Anne to Discovery Park is a bit odd: …
2010-08-17: The last of our stuff finally arrived. Now we get to catalog all the scratches, dents, and missing …
2010-08-17: Need to start IsThatSingleServingSiteStillUp.com to track all the expired domain names redirecting …
2010-08-16: Just did my grocery shopping online for the first time. Biggest benefit? Getting up to double-check …
2010-08-16: Something I’ve yet to get used to: the hottest time of day in Seattle (in the summer) is 5pm - …
2010-08-16: It seems like Tivo must pay Comcast to have such a terrible DVR that you decide you have to pay for …
2010-08-16: According to Google Maps, if you walked 24/7 from St. Louis to Seattle, you’d beat our stuff …
2010-08-15: Dan & Leslie graciously agreed to reacclimate Barbara & I to air-conditionless Seattle by …
2010-08-15: Zsa Zsa’s publicist said her health problems began after falling out of bed watching …
2010-08-14: Nicely Eads-themed in the Bank of America biodome: twitpic.com/2f2bma
2010-08-14: Some lucky fans will have their view blocked by ovarian cancer teal balloons that got caught in the …
2010-08-14: Not only did we suffer through the Black-Eyed-Peas getting the 1st and 2nd pitch, we got the B Team …
2010-08-14: Quite a pleasant last afternoon in St. Louis (till wedding week!): twitpic.com/2f39vk
2010-08-14: So the MLB Twitter integration auto-censors (replaces with punctuation) the first three letters of …
2010-08-14: Idiotic over-protective official MLB At Bat app wouldn’t want us to read one of their players …
2010-08-14: The Cubs are clearly terrified of their bullpen letting Dempster pitch to 116+ with a 6 run lead.
2010-08-14: I said if we got to 4 I’d do rally caps, and I meant it: (give me credit if we win) …
2010-08-13: Apparently I look like Jake Westbrook in post-game interviews. I mean his interviews. No one …
2010-08-13: Activating the cooldanas, hanging out in the underground bar until 1st pitch. #cardsvcubs
2010-08-13: The Cubs did their best to lose that one, but we just wouldn’t let them.
2010-08-12: Next reality show idea: “The Most Dangerous Game”, each episode is a mash-up with all …
2010-08-12: In the @woot wide celebration of Friday the 13th, I was a bit worried how they’d cover …
2010-08-12: I heard Zambrano say something untoward about, uh, Pujols, maybe. Or was it Soriano vs. Holiday? …
2010-08-11: Preparing to be fleeced in the sale of my Miata.
2010-08-11: For the first time since 1995, I am Miataless.
2010-08-10: I really like this new genre of super simple pixel games I like to call “So you think YOU had …
2010-08-10: Getting a marriage license! Hope we pass the test. (@ St Louis County Courthouse w/ 2 others) …
2010-08-10: Inception’s over-the-head obviousness bothered me at 1st, but I decided I prefer that to …
2010-08-09: Interesting that the majority of P=NP articles I’m reading, written by mathematicians, contain …
2010-08-09: The Missouri state help line has the worst automated time estimate I’ve ever heard. So far off …
2010-08-08: I eagerly await the call from the “my setup” people: twitpic.com/2d6g1x
2010-08-08: New million dollar idea: Reality TV bar. Like a sports bar, but showing every reality show …
2010-08-07: Hating that old time rock n roll song and it’s making me wonder if there is any song about …
2010-08-06: Fashion help: twitpic.com/2ckj9e twitpic.com/2ckj7z
2010-08-06: Went red, because according to you guys, I look like a slutty politician: twitpic.com/2cljqq
2010-08-05: Just realized my from:amazon.com Gmail bookmark is no longer a useful way to find my receipts and …
2010-08-04: iPhone autocorrect and IKEA furniture names are not compatible.
2010-08-04: The Blue Angels are practicing maneuvers out in front of my office window. I think I’ll file a …
2010-08-03: Debating walking home, walking to a bus stop, or calling @__ to pick me up. I think I’m …
2010-08-03: It is not a good idea & I hope it never happens, but I would watch a sequel to Groundhog Day …
2010-08-02: Any idea what it means when a stop sign specifies an “arterial turn”?
2010-08-02: What water? twitvid.com/CITBL
2010-08-02: So we’re on iOS 4 and we still can’t search the body content of email or ctrl-f style …
2010-08-01: Today’s fun: hotel to shops to home to hotel to home to hotel. Whew.
2010-08-01: Starting the week off right: a little champagne and shark week.
2010-08-01: Enjoying the view at Starbucks: twitpic.com/2azwzq
2010-08-01: The movers lost my wireless keyboard USB connector, but on the plus side, they found an errant …
2010-07-31: I see a long future of finding moving-inventory stickers on my possessions and trying to peel them …
2010-07-31: Not 100% moved in, but taking a little break to enjoy the first sunset: twitpic.com/2ak23r
2010-07-31: First encounter with some Seattle wildlife tonight: twitvid.com/ZZ0U8
2010-07-31: Best near-miss wedding typo: “the pee-ceremony schedule.”
2010-07-30: Moving into a new house was too simple, so we upped it to Nightmare difficulty by having painters …
2010-07-28: This is going to take some getting used to: Watching Cardinals baseball with breakfast.
2010-07-28: Odd. IPad keyboard has graphical ridges on f & j as though you’d feel them dragging your …
2010-07-27: Surprisingly vegetarian friendly. (@ How To Cook A Wolf) 4sq.com/6wpjY1
2010-07-27: Million quarter idea: Press Your Luck gameshow pinball.
2010-07-27: Dear iPad: when I type fikked, I probably mean filled, not finked. I suspect this is true of …
2010-07-27: This is emblematic of my ongoing (& failing) quest to get keys made: twitpic.com/29i23k
2010-07-27: Occasionally flipboard makes a really nice magazine page: yfrog.com/0ga2cij (in the app clicking it …
2010-07-27: I’ll admit this is absurd, but it’s perfect: watching live video of the Cards game on …
2010-07-26: The view: twitpic.com/2908s4 twitpic.com/2908s9 twitpic.com/2908s3 twitpic.com/2908s5
2010-07-26: Spent a little time in the hotel’s steam room. Or, as I like to call it, St. Louis summer …
2010-07-25: The cable/Internet guys spent about as long taking pics out my window as setting up cable/Internet. …
2010-07-24: In all the years I’ve been in St. Louis I never watched the sun rise behind the Arch. On my …
2010-07-24: Champagne cocktails at the Terrace View, looking out over the City Garden: twitpic.com/28lcva
2010-07-23: Free horror film pitch: The rhythm is gonna get you.
2010-07-23: Searching for a name for when you pull up to a stoplight just as an awkward loud moment occurs on …
2010-07-22: The Cardinals have an 8-game winning streak while no one else has even a 3-gamer.
2010-07-20: Momentarily confused by the new Phillies pitcher…Carpenter. No fair having him pitch for both sides.
2010-07-20: Carpenter pitched so well, they not only gave him the win for the Cards, they gave him the loss for …
2010-07-20: I’d pay $50 for the season password to SSID Bu$ch$tad1um
2010-07-20: Why is the vet’s office full of gross-out scare posters? twitpic.com/27dmq3 twitpic.com/27ethy …
2010-07-19: Two things I didn’t think I’d see tonight: 3 Cards HRs in 1 inning & Steven Jackson …
2010-07-19: In The Ballpark feature of the MLB app seems a bit buggy, but interesting, still. Hopefully they add …
2010-07-18: Very ready for an iPhone4 proximity sensor fix. My dumb workaround: home-button, load Notes. At …
2010-07-17: What qualifies for excitement these days: will the stove (scheduled for 8am-noon) be delivered …
2010-07-17: At the diner, I overhear a conversation start “There’s this Woot shirt…” (the …
2010-07-17: (Since I’m already that guy watching a baseball game on iPad while tweeting on iPhone.) as …
2010-07-16: Ameren says power is out for 3500 people and is estimated to be back on by 10:45pm. #brownout …
2010-07-16: “Lucas and His Lid” #songprequels
2010-07-15: I wonder what the record for “1st” pitches is. Gotta be close to 10 tonight.
2010-07-15: Odd that journalist Jim “The Cat” and player Jim Kaat both have Cardinals connections.
2010-07-15: It seems Chris Carpenter doesn’t currently have a batting song.
2010-07-15: Cardinals welcome “Ceremony of Darkness” followed by “No Solution”. When did …
2010-07-15: I can’t believe I’m honestly considering getting a carpet color named “SOCIABLE …
2010-07-15: The movers are loading up all our stuff. It’s figuratively and literally unsettling.
2010-07-15: And…the power’s out for at least this block. It wasn’t enough of a challenge living in a …
2010-07-14: Preparing for pro-movers is bewildering: pack away in suitcases what you want to keep in the house, …
2010-07-14: A 1:1000 model of Pluto would only be 1.4 miles in diameter. New life goal, set.
2010-07-14: It seems bad when my purchasing habits look exactly like a thief’s spending spree.
2010-07-13: A new word fully learned: rhopalic. Definition interesting. Demonstrated, linguistically.
2010-07-12: I bought a gift for someone on Amazon and they recommended a new passphrase for me: …
2010-07-12: I’m impressed that National Public Radio’s website is at n.pr
2010-07-12: Someone at Apple is loving all the antenna attention while they scramble to figure out what the …
2010-07-11: Really impressed with this year’s official Cardinals scorecard cover art: twitpic.com/24l9mv
2010-07-09: I can’t figure out if I am too old, too young, or just too out of it to not be at all familiar …
2010-07-07: Enjoying my new iPhone home page background: twitpic.com/23btjr twitpic.com/23btjl
2010-07-07: I’ve advanced to the next level of Rock Band: repairing my instruments.
2010-07-06: Woot / AP story got 5 votes in 3 stories at digg & 481/225/167/69/31 votes in 5 stories at …
2010-07-06: So, my recording of the Cardinals game ended in the 7th inning because of the rain delay. I think I …
2010-07-06: My favorite typo today: Headline mews.
2010-07-05: Enjoying leftover fireworks shows across the city from the rooftop Moonrise bar.
2010-07-05: Are there any non-Jenga apps that make use of the gyroscope yet? I’m assuming we’ll get …
2010-07-04: Disgusting recycling math: if each beer & soda can has half an ounce of backwash left, …
2010-07-04: Getting rid of my 34 pants now that I’m back to a 32. Optimistic, or short-sighted? …
2010-07-03: Moments from riding the ride that @ebertchicago has never done: twitpic.com/227tid
2010-07-03: At the tailor this morning (sizin my wedding tux) a lady was having him custom-fit her PAJAMAS.
2010-07-02: Traded in 15 7-year-old GameCube games for Mario Galaxy 2 and a new Wii Fit game. I got the better …
2010-07-01: Apple & other descriptions of gripping iPhone tightly to see antenna problems is odd. I can …
2010-07-01: Ran 3 speed tests with the iPhone on the table: 600, 1514, 517. And then lightly touching the corner …
2010-06-30: My favorite line from the Woot Amazon coverage: “The monkey did not disclose the deal’s …
2010-06-29: So…some pretty big news for me, friends, and family today. www.woot.com/blog
2010-06-28: I propose a new Busch Stadium rule: no Eagles played. Ever again. This grass is a disaster after …
2010-06-28: Think the Diamondback’s mascot would be some sort of snake? You’d be wrong. It’s a …
2010-06-28: Trying out a new momentum swinger: the rally robot.
2010-06-28: Love this graph! twitpic.com/20va46
2010-06-26: We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn. We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn.
2010-06-26: When they decided to name the acid reflux drug aciPhex did no one pronounce it? How’d they …
2010-06-26: How is ERA calculated when you give up runs and get no outs?
2010-06-26: My iPhone 4’s not playing recorded-on-the-phone hd video on my TV using my dock/component …
2010-06-25: Pridefest + dog parade + US World Cup game showing at a sports bar should get every white person in …
2010-06-25: Holy crap! (@ Amsterdam Tavern w/ 5 others) 4sq.com/d7dlJt
2010-06-25: The mayor just showed up: twitpic.com/206oyz
2010-06-25: True class: quick replacement beer from the enthusiastic guy who kicked mine off the table.
2010-06-25: Ghana-rea chant fills the bar.
2010-06-25: Scenes from the Amsterdam Tavern: www.youtube.com/watch
2010-06-24: Not sure which was more tortuous: the 3 hours in line for the iPhone, or the 7 hours after that …
2010-06-24: Enjoying the few brief moments where I own what is currently on the Apple site home page.
2010-06-24: Does iPhone4 let you make 114×114 apple-touch-icons?
2010-06-24: Uh oh, getting an iPhone-4 cramp. Must. Not. Touch. Left. Corner.
2010-06-23: Surviving off bottled water and chex mix bars.
2010-06-23: Start at the 4.05pm mark, this is some of the most entertaining play-by-play I’ve read: …
2010-06-23: I bet Apple paid those Wimbledon guys to extend their match to horrific lengths just so we …
2010-06-22: I’ve seen tire remnants, but today was the 1st time driving behind a truck whose tire blew. …
2010-06-22: Free idea for the m&m folks: hot & spicy. I’ll take a lifetime supply as thanks.
2010-06-22: Switching to FaceTime turns off carrier minutes usage. Why can’t I do that without the video …
2010-06-19: Inventing the Next Big Thing to add wheels to. My best thought: floor lamps.
2010-06-18: Ooh, just had a thought: iPhone 4 add-on - larger screen making the pixel size the same as ipad dpi …
2010-06-18: Learned: In English, “loanword” is a calque while “calque” is a loanword.
2010-06-18: Mash-up video game idea: Rock Band for the at-bat and between innings songs of a basebal game.
2010-06-17: Dear NYTimes, when writing about someone producing a video on YouTube & linking YouTube, go to …
2010-06-15: ROWLAND-SMITH’s name goes 190 degrees around the back of his uniform and is too long for most …
2010-06-15: Free pop hit song idea: a new limbo song.
2010-06-15: Enjoying a chocolate Hardee’s shake on indirect recommendation of @matthewhleach (who may be …
2010-06-15: I do love a good rickshaw ride back to the car. Next time I’m opting for the canopy cover, …
2010-06-15: As usual, some amazing ballgame pics from @scottrovak My favorite on first look: twitpic.com/1x63y3
2010-06-14: Pre-ordering your next iPhone: There’s an app for that! Oh wait, there’s not. Just a …
2010-06-14: Watching Devo’s new album stream, with cats! twitpic.com/1x1pqs
2010-06-13: I’m disappointed Rock Band: Green Day doesn’t have a Gilman St. venue. I was all ready …
2010-06-10: Hating Photoshop CS5’s changing of my focus to the menu after I use an Alt shortcut (leading …
2010-06-09: Name the video game I just got: Rated Teen, Adolescents. Drug Reference Lyrics, Mild Blood.
2010-06-06: Attack dogs are used for interrogations. A far more effective technique: give their neighbor a dog …
2010-06-06: Having trouble reading my phone. It’s so pixelly. I can’t believe I never noticed …
2010-06-04: Enjoyable email typo of the day: “Hope thongs are going well!”
2010-06-03: Declaring @__ & I mayors of our backyard: twitpic.com/1to8dk
2010-06-03: My Google personalized background is a security feature to stop anyone else from Googling on my …
2010-06-03: Free movie idea: Remake Hitchcock’s The Birds, but this time, it’s the oil spill …
2010-06-02: I use my iPhone like crazy & in the last 6 months I’ve not once hit 25% of …
2010-06-02: Seriously, what are the odds that something happening 18 times in ~1320 months happens 3 times in …
2010-06-02: Baseball’s been played 7 months a year for ~120 years, I guess. So 18 times in 840, and then 3 …
2010-06-02: New theory: Umpire Jim Joyce is a robot time-traveller returned to set things straight. Or make them …
2010-06-02: Matthew wrote a pleasant little tribute to Gary Coleman, RIP: “You Weren’t Short On …
2010-06-01: Two twenty-something guys in row 4 behind home plate with matching Walters jerseys. #brothers?
2010-06-01: What would an iPhone made in the US cost? $399? $599? What if there was a choice?
2010-06-01: The only time it’s still embarrassing to talk about my game console is when I’m on the …
2010-05-30: Rock Band party went well, even with the nearly broken Wii, but lamenting lack of @oakridgeboys …
2010-05-25: Disappointed to not find any Internet tricks on getting the refried beans out of the can.
2010-05-24: Got an accidental email from a fabricator asking where to ship me “the composite.” …
2010-05-23: Always remember to presume. It nets you all the benefits of assuming without having to deal with the …
2010-05-21: Pinball inflation: I scored 1.2 BILLION and initiated THIRTEEN BALL multiball. I did get to put my …
2010-05-20: This might be the craziest baseball win % graph I’ve ever seen: twitpic.com/1pjr09
2010-05-20: It is the future. Monday at the ballgame, I wish Cardinals Russian nesting dolls existed. Today on …
2010-05-20: Old news by now, but I just discovered the Ms. Pac-Man 2-player Google logo Easter Egg: Click Insert …
2010-05-19: I propose the fans in section 129 of Busch Stadium go by the collective name Carpenter’s …
2010-05-19: You know it’s starting to rain when they take away the on-deck circles.
2010-05-19: We should have these be actual replies. “@smiller Intel X25-M Mainstream SSDSA2M160G2XXX 2.5” …
2010-05-19: Can Albert bat second tomorrow?
2010-05-19: Over the last 10 years, how many games have we won where they scored 5? Lots. How many where we …
2010-05-18: My idea of spelling the year on the wedding invitations as twenty-hundred-and-ten was vetoed.
2010-05-18: Batali’s pasta recipe with Parmesan cheese sauce, salad with herbs from the garden & @__ …
2010-05-18: Is it a coincidence that the major projects worked on by Twitter folks @jack & @al3x are …
2010-05-18: Suddenly, price & performance updates to MacBooks that used to get me doing mental calculations …
2010-05-17: Idea: Russian nesting dolls of the Cardinals baseball starting lineup. #betterThanBobbles
2010-05-17: I was hoping we might here a little Rainbow In The Dark at the ballpark tonight, but no luck yet. …
2010-05-17: I’m not a fan of either team, but that Red Sox / Yankees game was crazy. This is the graph of …
2010-05-16: Twenty-two minutes and counting of rocking out to Adobe’s customer service soft jazz muzak.
2010-05-14: I can never be @foursquare mayor of my haircut place with my once every two months schedule.
2010-05-13: Sesame Street song parody idea: No Sleep Till…Bedtime! Bonus benefit: the Beastie Boys are already …
2010-05-13: Now that anyone, anywhere can take credit card payments, I have to watch my bills much more …
2010-05-12: Is there some point you give Ryan a little Memphis vacation to shake it off? 5 errors in 3 games.
2010-05-12: Cue Al Hrabosky saying “they should really call it the Fair Pole.”
2010-05-12: Do you think he chose the song solely because it’s Jon Jay-Z?
2010-05-12: A touch too drunk for HTML5 for drunks: happymagicfuntime.com/blog/html… /via @diveintomark
2010-05-12: Public bathrooms should have a stats board: # of toilet uses vs. # of times the sink faucet is …
2010-05-11: It’s like a shirt.woot slot machine around here. Yellow Sputnik…Yellow Sputnik…Binge! Someday …
2010-05-10: Debating whether to get today’s shirt.woot. I love graph jokes & this is a pretty good …
2010-05-06: I wonder if it would be easier to write a program to judge whether a program passes the Turing test.
2010-05-06: Is this Google’s first entrance into spriting their logo & graphics? …
2010-05-06: Idea for a tab-based browser feature: keyboard shortcut (or toolbar icon) that highlights which tabs …
2010-05-01: Heading down to the baseball game, best seats I’ve yet had. If you’re watching, look for …
2010-05-01: Ah, the Cardinals finally got cardinals.com domain. I wonder if that was a battle with Arizona or …
2010-05-01: Watching Wainwright show Lohse, Mather & Jay something he’s seeing in the Reds pitcher …
2010-05-01: Ballboy tells me Stavinoha is the last Opening Day roster member in the MLB to get his start.
2010-05-01: On the way out to the field, Rasmus stops short of the foul line, gathers feet & bunny hops over …
2010-05-01: Is Jon Jay the only active Mad Ape Den MLBer?
2010-04-30: Ack, did not plan as well as @kopper. In the basement for 30 minutes WITHOUT the beer.
2010-04-30: Learned that Busch Stadium has a basement. Does it hold 40,000?
2010-04-30: I love the all-in-one address/search box on Chrome. I want to type a special character like ! at the …
2010-04-30: Complex wardrobe day: fancy Kentucky derby-ware, followed by baby’s birthday. Michael Kors? …
2010-04-30: Freaky (and prescient) ReCaptcha captured by @sbolen earlier: twitpic.com/1k16hl
2010-04-29: New Twitter trend I want to start: Meta Mondays. We’ll all tweet about what we think about …
2010-04-28: On an Adobe form. Do I speak International English, Universal English, Non-EU English? English, …
2010-04-27: Have any homers landed in Homer’s Landing at Busch Stadium?
2010-04-27: The Homer’s Landing seats are worst in the stadium. People walk in front, food line is crazy …
2010-04-27: Oops, left 3 Ks from last night taped up & they’re still there. You can’t see …
2010-04-27: How you know it’s a baseball town: People sitting in last night’s seats discovered the …
2010-04-27: If the guy before you walked, you take a pitch.
2010-04-27: Sometimes I think about the aliens who abduct a professional sports athlete & desperately try to …
2010-04-27: #woot Who says you can’t walk & moderate? #notRecommended
2010-04-26: No on-deck circles at the ballpark tonight. Not taking any chances on any slipping in the rain.
2010-04-26: I’m disappointed that Kids These Days still say like like like all the time. Get your own …
2010-04-25: I really enjoy @ebertchicago’s tweets, but I’m not at all into his retweets. I love that …
2010-04-25: I’m going to take a day off work sometime and just spend the 8 hours typing maybe maybe maybe, …
2010-04-23: Just bought a Leakfrog at a pre-sale garage sale for 50 cents. #jealous?
2010-04-23: Passing on the Woot-Off lights (also 50 cents) at the garage sale pre-sale: twitpic.com/1hwnfw
2010-04-23: Forced to go to Starbucks at Target, to wait out the impending tornado. Forced to get a caramel …
2010-04-23: Tony’s innovating. 2 RFers! “Lopez 2B Ludwick CF Pujols 1B Holliday RF Molina C Freese …
2010-04-23: Not only did the windstorm blow all the flowers off the tree in my backyard, they ended up in the …
2010-04-22: It freaks some (most?) of my friends out, but for others, DNA testing (genes/chromosomes) is $99 …
2010-04-22: Mystery of the universe: every week, my work phone cord gets spun up 50 rotations. I need to vary …
2010-04-21: Lots of people are using bit.ly/aY8NWO to see who they love (who they @ the most) & lots of …
2010-04-21: WARNING: Got a pretty tricky phishing scam Twitter support email. Screenshot: grab.by/3VSR (Links in …
2010-04-20: Did Twitter stop #hashtags from trending, or are we just in a rare moment of celebrity name …
2010-04-19: Created an interesting music mix: “Greatest Hits” search + shuffle.
2010-04-18: Another 7 left on base so far. I never know if that actually shows a particular flaw or is just bad …
2010-04-18: Are we up to 65% runs from homeruns? Over 61% at least, and leading baseball. #McGwire?
2010-04-18: I’m confused by the people who buy Champion’s Club tickets and treat it like a sports …
2010-04-18: “Surrender” again, for the opposing team pitching change. I like it.
2010-04-18: I hate that walks don’t count towards your in-game record. Ludwick is 1-1. Shouldn’t his …
2010-04-18: Exactly what we needed from Wainwright tonight. Wow. And nice for Ludwick to get to be the hero …
2010-04-18: A little over 4 hours shorter than last night’s game. Still finishing my 7 & 7. I wonder …
2010-04-18: I’m sure more fans were at Cardinals game in 20th inning than at Orioles, Indians, Marlins …
2010-04-18: Awesome, Twitter fixed it so @_@ emoticons no longer show up in my ‘mentions’ tab. …
2010-04-18: I’m starting to believe the ICP are very accurately & literally named.
2010-04-17: 13th inning, 13 left on base, no runs.
2010-04-17: Feels like an All-Star game, where the managers are making sure everyone on both rosters gets a …
2010-04-17: I miss the suicide squeeze.
2010-04-17: Well CRAP. I seriously only brought 15 Ks: #stlcards twitpic.com/1gf2ph
2010-04-17: All right, resorting to tearing Ks in half now. #stlcards #willItEverEnd? twitpic.com/1gfaey
2010-04-17: A) why did the Mets decide to pitch to Pujols NOW? B) Why did LaRussa decide to use Anderson NOW?
2010-04-17: Really hoping I get to put a (torn) K up for Felipe Lopez. #stlcards
2010-04-17: .@sbolen #tooSober #bestFiancéEvar
2010-04-17: Really looking forward to seeing the kids run the bases after the game. Heck, I might join …
2010-04-17: Finally home from the longest baseball game (by time) in over 20 years. It was a funny time to try …
2010-04-17: Free life improvement tip: when you read, hear, or say the word crack, replace it with Kraken.
2010-04-17: While it’s likely last night’s game had the most Ks I’ll ever tape up, I’m …
2010-04-17: The worst part about the all-inclusive areas at the ballpark are the sticky wristbands that rip all …
2010-04-17: Considering specific rules, requirements & regulations for a new grown-ups musical chairs …
2010-04-16: Civil War era newspaper headline: TO ARMS, TO ARMS - DEFEND YOUR HOMES & FIRESIDES! I’m …
2010-04-16: Making some important baseball font decisions before heading out to today’s Cardinals game: …
2010-04-16: All right, who’s the one who jinxed that no-no?
2010-04-16: .@smiller Our Ks are matching the Busch Stadium font on the bricks behind home plate, of course: …
2010-04-16: Crazily even game so far: twitpic.com/1ge9fm
2010-04-16: A little bummed to give up 2 strikes on Reyes, but I’ll take the out.
2010-04-15: You might think the nicest public bathrooms would be at Bed, Bath & Beyond, but I guess they …
2010-04-15: If it were my show, instead of Dexter, I’d have called it Psycho Killer.
2010-04-15: Feeling a bit dumb that I just got that Nadōz cafe is named after the Coronado. 1st foursquare mayor …
2010-04-15: So far, my favorite search I’ve tried on the Google Twitter timeline: j.mp/b3bbQ4
2010-04-13: Weapons of Mass Destruction Coordinator is a pretty cool job title. Maybe I’ll sneak that onto …
2010-04-13: If @brizzly or @twitterrific pledges to block Promoted Tweets in its paid app, I (& many others) …
2010-04-13: Women, Don’t Have Sex with Men Likely to Want To Raise Your Kids as Cowboys #songprequels
2010-04-13: Six degrees: At #chirp they’re interviewing White House staff member Katie Stanton. Bizarre …
2010-04-12: Ran 1.26 miles in 20 mins and felt good. Easy start, great weather, no problems
2010-04-12: If memory serves me, Ludwick went from batting .149 at the start of the game to .280 by the end. …
2010-04-12: It seems like journalists who blog leave the most typos in their stories.
2010-04-12: Learned: Out of the 3.5 million posts on Woot forums, 1 million are in the Everything But Woot forum …
2010-04-12: Soft opening! (Stag’s Leap Syrah) (@ Mojo Tapas Restaurant and Bar) 4sq.com/caoEzj
2010-04-11: First try at re-starting running (with a brisk walk). iPhone stopped & only shows apple icon. …
2010-04-11: Glad we decided to catch up to the real-time before all the Cards action happened. It’s fun to …
2010-04-11: It is packed down here. All the parking lots full hours before the gates even open.
2010-04-11: Batting practice from afar: twitpic.com/1f4wmk
2010-04-11: We should be the official game judges of foul/fair balls up the first base line: twitpic.com/1f56y4
2010-04-11: Huge improvement over that ugly blue Bud Lite sign: twitpic.com/1f5cfu
2010-04-11: SWARM (@ Busch Stadium w/ @sbolen @southpaw32) 4sq.com/bxmm7t
2010-04-10: I propose a corrolary to Fitts’s Law relating to size & placement of trash cans to thrown …
2010-04-10: Having remote control of the car audio from my iPhone via Bluetooth makes Waterway car wash pranks …
2010-04-10: Free tip: Apple should rename their mobile software iP* OS (but maybe they’re trying to avoid …
2010-04-09: Thinking a bit too much about what exactly defines a mustache & what disqualifies something from …
2010-04-09: Mmmbop, kriskros’ll make you jump, bust a move medley!
2010-04-09: It is a good day for a picnic. And some bocce ball. And washers. Pretty much any game that lets you …
2010-04-08: Winner of linguistic word that sounds most like prescription pharmaceutical brand: prolix
2010-04-08: All right, Steve Jobs, you’ve got 1 team-killing bomb. Who do you obliterate? Flash at Adobe …
2010-04-08: I love that someone gets the benefit of consistent, friendly urls across divisions: epa.gov/open …
2010-04-08: New Chrome location preferences? grab.by/3DPi (the Learn More link is currently broken: j.mp/cM7if7 …
2010-04-08: Any followers have mlb.tv? I’d love to get an HD screenshot of this moment in …
2010-04-08: Preparations have begun! twitpic.com/1ecaw4
2010-04-07: Does the “we dae.” ad for the United Dairy Farmers somehow make sense in Cincinnati?
2010-04-07: I expect the media to grill Pujols on his major slump. His HR pace for the season dropped a massive …
2010-04-07: Relearning skill of scrolling along Twitter feed up to, but not past where I am in DVR’d …
2010-04-07: I wonder how many 3rd Party iPhone docking-plug/app-combo accessories sold. They demo’d those …
2010-04-07: Maybe Apple has figured out some way to allow me to buy & sync stuff from both my home & …
2010-04-07: I bet I could create an Opera Countup app & get it approved before Opera Mini is judged.
2010-04-07: I bet iPad people are pissed off when the new iPhone has more RAM than their iPads and handles …
2010-04-06: Even if you buy into the “it’s just a big iPhone” schtick it’s funny …
2010-04-06: Morning drumming: twitpic.com/1dttul
2010-04-06: Learned: The Cincinnati Reds are the only team guaranteed a home game every Opening Day, in honor of …
2010-04-06: “The rules of Scrabble are being changed for the 1st time in its history” is inaccurate. …
2010-04-06: Sad to see @dgoold ’s Bird Land (& presumably all of @stltoday) only shows excerpts of …
2010-04-06: I just used the coupon code I got for being a Charter Member of Woot in 2004. …
2010-04-06: Chatted with a few of the older generation who loved everything about the iPad EXCEPT that it …
2010-04-06: “Deadly protests drove [Kyrgyzstan] president from office.” Remember, never let a …
2010-04-06: How to piss off @gruber - Your pull quote from his extensive, thorough iPad review: It’s …
2010-04-05: How long till the first rock band tops the charts with a drummer who doesn’t use a high hat …
2010-04-05: Re-thinking my wedding day outfit…maybe there are alternatives to the classic tux: …
2010-04-05: “Like other Apple products iPad doesn’t run Flash, making some games & videos …
2010-04-04: A British singer samples a British band on a soundtrack to a film set in India: Americana Genius …
2010-04-04: Now who says the iPad launch didn’t shake the world of publishing (as well as the rest of …
2010-04-04: Her: “If we had an iPad we could eat outside & watch a movie.” Me: “Wait a …
2010-04-04: “Is your computer running slow? Are you experiencing blue screens?” ad for scam …
2010-04-04: How much larger are my iPhone apps now that they’re all universal binaries with all the iPad …
2010-04-04: Pujols is on pace for ~400 home runs this year.
2010-04-04: Ok someone with a bit more skill & freetime than me: Let’s see end-of-season stats for the …
2010-04-04: I have to admit, I might prefer the alternate universe Opening Day game where Yadier’s grand …
2010-04-04: Maddening to try to read this Cardinals game recap on SI: Maddening to try to read this Cardinals …
2010-04-03: 2nd best sports name: Roman Polak, who is from Czech. Best: Angel Pagan.
2010-04-03: First evening of 2010 out back, sipping wine & enjoying the setting sun. The tree’s about …
2010-04-01: My dad asked me to vote for a bloodmobile: pep.si/axNukF I had hopes it was a mad scientist’s …
2010-04-01: Learned: It’s technically called a chaise longue, not chaise lounge.
2010-04-01: Found some alternate shoes to wear to my wedding, since my last ones were, ahem, shot down: …
2010-03-31: Hadn’t thought of this before: “Every numbering system is base 10 in it’s own …
2010-03-31: Wasting the last few minutes before midnight making scary faces: make-a-face.org/photo/6a0…
2010-03-31: Awesome, “Woot Your Own” is a trending topic. We win!
2010-03-31: Also quite enjoying this search: bit.ly/aAMtFB
2010-03-31: I was torn limb-from-limb by a Sasquatch gladiator in #wootadventure woot.com
2010-03-31: The 2nd thing I tried on xkcd’s command line was ‘sudo make me a sandwich’ and it …
2010-03-30: Wow, I thought Dallas was supposed to have super-fast 3G. Not at the DFW airport, anyway: …
2010-03-30: It would suck to be a big Cincinnati baseball fan & use Tweetie. All your tweets would be #red.
2010-03-28: I like the idea of an “underground” rooftop bar. Thanks for the tip, @foursquare. (@ Sky …
2010-03-28: The Palm Beach 20-something wealthy kid scene is like a museum exhibit of some alien race. I have …
2010-03-28: It’s pretty wet out, but we’ve got our fingers crossed: twitpic.com/1broor
2010-03-28: Routine pop fly gets missed by Twins left-fielder, but it’s somehow not scored an error. …
2010-03-28: We start the Barbara & Dave Cardinals season 3-1. #_record
2010-03-28: Exploring the rare cross-over of vegetarian-friendly & dog-friendly in Jupiter / Palm Beach …
2010-03-27: My iPhone battery ran out. While waiting for it to charge, I read my Wired print mag on how the iPad …
2010-03-27: Sadly, they changed the name to Digital Domain Park last week. (@ Tradition Field) 4sq.com/bYkq8E
2010-03-27: Finally found our seats. I’m the idiot thinking 113 might be near 112 and 114. Of course …
2010-03-27: Cardinal pitcher Lohse walks his 1st to “Might As Well Be Walking On The Sun”. …
2010-03-27: Grim scene of older man hit by fly foul, eating outside of stands. Seems ok, moving & someone …
2010-03-27: The Mets fans are the friendliest rivals in Spring Training. Mostly jokes & soft jibes, ending …
2010-03-27: “I’m walkin’” plays for second walk. Not many walks today.
2010-03-26: Impressive outfield catch during batting practice timed perfectly with the Who’s CSI YEAAAHHH!
2010-03-26: We’re sitting in just the right spot. Behind home, leeching off the Cardinals pressbox wifi. …
2010-03-26: Picked up a margarita & piña colada, and this is pretty much the perfect day.
2010-03-26: Impressive, Shazam identified both parts of this Santana / Lady Gaga mash-up. For some reason, the …
2010-03-25: Baseball season for @_ & @__ has officially started! twitpic.com/1b24l8
2010-03-25: My favorite thing about Space Coast stadium (aside from the grim shuttle foul poles) is it always …
2010-03-25: Via @__ re: Pudge Rodriguez: “I’m glad they don’t call him Pee Rod.”
2010-03-25: Wainwright’s looking angry with himself. Not exactly sharp today.
2010-03-25: Maybe 50/50 Cardinals/Nationals fans at the game. & 15% empty seats.
2010-03-25: The Nationals announcer just stated “tied at 3 apiece.”. Problem: we’re winning, …
2010-03-25: I wonder how many people recognized that as 5 seconds of Particle Man.
2010-03-25: Enjoying some Bruster’s ice cream after @matthewhleach’s recommendation. Mint chocolate …
2010-03-24: I believe this is the 1st time in my life I’ve had Gatorade in a glass. Next time, champagne …
2010-03-24: Preparations for Spring Training trip begin: baseball apps & bookmarks moved to the home page of …
2010-03-23: It’s nice to see a little research from journalists. j.mp/dvMqRm Most of the “flash …
2010-03-23: I bet this nice Lifehacker article on Woot brings in a lot more visitors than the Wall Street …
2010-03-22: Why do you use stumbleUpon links, @nprnews? I doubt a single follower likes that. It makes me …
2010-03-22: Ok, I may not have Inbox zero, but I did finally manage to get back to desktop zero. (or one, if you …
2010-03-21: It seems the height of idiocy that www.cnn.com/mobile/ip… is entirely Flash.
2010-03-21: Rediscovered Genius Mixes on my iPhone. I am: …
2010-03-21: Apparently, the Neverhood game soundtrack (which has held up remarkably well) is Americana, …
2010-03-21: Just bought some patent leather Oxfords entirely with funds gathered from loose pocket change.
2010-03-21: So now @__ says I can’t wear drag queen gangster wingtip platform shoes with brass knuckle …
2010-03-20: Gmail is the #1 Google result for gmail, of course. But it’s #1 for gmai, #4 for gm & #1 …
2010-03-19: It seems like it’d be better to have the knight in shining armor take you to a nearby castle, …
2010-03-19: Almost no one in Anthropologie realizes that almost everything in Anthropologie is for sale (albeit …
2010-03-19: It’s always a little sad looking through the graveyard of names in the 50%-off rack at the …
2010-03-18: Rock Band: The Clash, please?
2010-03-18: Twitters “bigger” avatars are 73px x 73px. There must be a secret code in there …
2010-03-17: Matthew reviews the upcoming Clash of the Titans movie based on the preview & set to the tune of …
2010-03-17: .@pyrimyd How’s that time machine invention coming along?
2010-03-17: CSS geeks, ready to have your mind blown? *:hover Whoa, right?
2010-03-17: Semi-trailer. Semi-tractor-trailer. Is that just the tractor part? Just the trailer part? Is it …
2010-03-17: I wonder if, somewhere, sometime, there was a furious debate over whether it should be :) or (:
2010-03-17: I wonder what % of Americans know that the concept of a wheel of fortune is just a bit older than …
2010-03-16: Oh! The vampire-killing brothers in The Lost Boys are Edgar & Allen.
2010-03-16: If you want to play a game of Words With Friends, I think my username is Dave.
2010-03-16: Perhaps the quirkiest part of my job is about to start up again for an hour or so.
2010-03-14: I know I’m about 5 years behind, but I’ve just gotten Bluetooth audio stuff (@__’s …
2010-03-14: The “via” in “/via @” is unnecessary. Just /@ is clear enough & we get 4 …
2010-03-14: Maybe the 2010 census will allow for opt-in online form submission. I mean, if we still live a …
2010-03-14: Tuxedo: purchased.
2010-03-12: I’m intrigued by At The Ballpark, coming soon in the MLB At Bat iPhone app, but generic names …
2010-03-12: I like how different it is watching Spring Training games. A micro-focus, each play matters. Macro- …
2010-03-11: Countdown to Willie Nelson at the Pageant.
2010-03-11: Twitter search bug: Use 2 terms: subdomain & domain, domain & TLD. Doubles the domain in …
2010-03-11: Brizzly’s Twitter app is fine, but I like Tweetie. If Brizzly integrates Facebook like they …
2010-03-10: One of the weirder things I’ve done for a living: favorite tweets for an hour.
2010-03-09: Apparently we are an 8 surge protector household. Who knew?
2010-03-09: So @__ tells me carrots & beets taste very sweet. I think I must have the opposite of a sweet …
2010-03-09: Funny, blippy uses my shirt.woot Taco Cat freebie purchase as their top example on their home page: …
2010-03-08: Games & playing were created so kids practiced adulthood tasks & thinking. Now …
2010-03-08: Anything worth doing takes long enough to do well that almost everyone massively underestimates how …
2010-03-07: Best Oscar Commentary to @MoRocca for “Oprah’s going to give EVERYONE an Oscar!!” …
2010-03-07: Awesome, Obama hired my (& everyone’s) favorite info display guy, Edward Tufte, to track …
2010-03-06: Shouldn’t it really be hertory?
2010-03-06: Wow, Ryan Seacrest anagramming to Aryan Secrets is almost as good as Ms. presByterianS. …
2010-03-06: It’s 12 years old, leaky, dirty, and worn, but it is the best car in the world that first warm …
2010-03-06: Are we better at math in the parallel universe where 1-10 are all 1-syllable & 11-20 are no more …
2010-03-06: If she’d just said “Remember my dead husband? Turns out he’s alive. I’m …
2010-03-06: Saving as many Angie’s List pages locally before I canceling. Sadly, I haven’t found …
2010-03-05: Least favorite hand-dishwashing substance: dried egg yolk. 2nd place: oil. If I weren’t …
2010-03-05: Nothing like @The_Real_Shaq tweeting you directly that he especially loves you to make for a …
2010-03-04: Odd moment: Watching Cardinals, reference to @TacoInAHelmet leads me to research #TiaH leads to this …
2010-03-04: I’ve always thought it should either be SOOL or just SL.
2010-03-04: I guess Breakfast At Tiffany & Co. doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.
2010-03-03: My Macbook’s disappointing battery time works reasonably well as a “guess it’s …
2010-03-03: I like word puzzles where the challenge is “Can you…” because I always know the …
2010-03-03: So, @twitter says I “will only see replies in [my] home time line if [I’m] following …
2010-03-02: The tuxedo industry is maddening. I can’t try on a tuxedo until AFTER I’ve chosen the …
2010-03-02: A cool thing about wikipedia causing people to wander in random thought directions is it makes it …
2010-03-02: The premise that you can eat the peel/skin of the kumquat feels like a prank to me. Sure you can …
2010-03-01: I’ve used Macs for a couple years now & I’ve probably used Finder less than 10 …
2010-03-01: Crazily common on TypePad blogs: Type comment. See I’m not logged in. Log in (OpenID). Comment …
2010-03-01: Just saw a BE THERE II knit cap. It’s right about the 20th anniversary of those. Maybe the …
2010-03-01: An image that contains the same image (containing the same image) is using the Droste effect, named …
2010-02-27: Our table just won trivia night at the Mad Art Gallery!
2010-02-26: What’s the name for images of a guy or gal holding an image of himself holding an image of h? …
2010-02-25: Whoa. Boner was Chekov’s son.
2010-02-24: Burrito night! Kitchen soundtrack: Queen! Dining entertainment: Olympic hockey!
2010-02-24: If I’d attempted to predict the highest grossing actor of the Stand By Me boys, Jerry …
2010-02-24: As unlikely as it seems, a Czech-Slovakia gold medal match would be pretty cool.
2010-02-23: I resisted all the previous palindromic tees, but Taco Cat got me: shirt.woot.com/shirts/12…
2010-02-23: STL folks, guess where I am: twitpic.com/1547zi
2010-02-23: St. Louis City’s income tax rationale is like a lemonade stand charging $20/glass because not …
2010-02-22: I just IM’d Mathew: “The comments were universally pleasant on Youtube.” I suspect …
2010-02-21: Tremendously tremendous.
2010-02-21: Checking Twitter after the USA/Canada game I’m surprised a) how many of my friends have MSNBC …
2010-02-19: Doing some A/B testing on a taco icon over at shirt.woot.com
2010-02-19: So…it strikes me as weird that there are ties in the Olympics. 2 silver medals? Do they use a …
2010-02-19: I’m not one to make fun of curling, but I am having a hard time figuring out where the curl …
2010-02-18: Poltergeist didn’t need a continuity supervisor. Any time something didn’t match up they …
2010-02-18: It is CRAZY that Poltergeist is rated PG.
2010-02-18: If the Winter Olympics are ever in St. Louis, I’m setting up a cart selling Teddy bears to …
2010-02-18: I’m going to miss pointing out the tiny little dot of copper that was Lincoln sitting in his …
2010-02-17: I’m enjoying tweeting some random things I learned through @woot for a little wtf, but I fear …
2010-02-17: I wonder if author Cory Doctorow has ever considered getting a PhD just for the enjoyment of hearing …
2010-02-17: I’m honestly having trouble figuring out the difference between a crime and a terrorist act, …
2010-02-17: Are there occupations other than design where such a large portion of your job is explaining what …
2010-02-14: Will iPhone v4 fix idiotic modal dialog notifications stopping you from using call functions (like …
2010-02-14: I miss 1 to 10 judging. This system may be more objectively pure, but it’s bewildering, making …
2010-02-14: Picked up tickets to see Willie Nelson at the Pageant on March 11. I’ve wanted to see him for …
2010-02-14: Trivia question: What 2 characters (1 fictional, 1 non-fictional, both very storied) named their …
2010-02-14: Trivia: A few knew Davy Crockett’s rifle was Betsy, but no one got the other: Detective Mike …
2010-02-14: Jason compiled a few failed attempts to compete with the Olympics: j.mp/ajFieI Who knew motorcycles …
2010-02-14: .@mayorslay testifies: “We no longer have any intention of deploying our police department…to …
2010-02-13: There’s nudding like a stubbed ub nose to helb say Habby Balentibes Day!
2010-02-13: Biathlon idea: replace rifles with paintguns & half the competitors shoot at the skiers. Then …
2010-02-13: Digging Google’s Olympics page (works nicely on mobile): www.google.com/landing/g…
2010-02-13: Digging @__’s creative soda straw holder: twitpic.com/13a1it
2010-02-11: docs.google.com/wedding has cool templates, but their budget suggestions are hilarious. $250 for …
2010-02-11: People drawing conclusions from ReadWriteWeb’s facebook login silliness should realize the …
2010-02-11: Google Maps labs are cool. Added Aerial (where available), What’s Around Here, Smart Zoom …
2010-02-11: It doesn’t work for me to give @__ a Woot Valentine if she’s the 1 who made them. …
2010-02-09: Learned: You can get the absolute number of pixels in any irregular Photoshop selection through the …
2010-02-08: Presumably the MacBook Air is dead, right? It seems hard to find a spot between the low end MacBook …
2010-02-08: I’m weary about Yet Another social media network, but honestly, if they never add Farmville or …
2010-02-07: Worst Super Bowl tie-in evar: “New Orleans Special•Jazz by Yves SAINT Laurent for Men:Cologne …
2010-02-07: MLB’s advertising is so misleading it is unbelievable: www.flickr.com/photos/da… Are …
2010-02-06: Ooh, neat: TripIt recognizes OpenTable dinner reservation confirmation emails (which then …
2010-02-06: I wonder if drumming on Rock Band might be a cheaper way of keeping myself warm in the winter (vs. …
2010-02-06: The closest I found to a shirt supporting 1 of today’s teams: j.mp/aYoKYJ (A Colt shooting a …
2010-02-06: Total missed opportunity. You’ve got Betty White playing football & you DON’T have …
2010-02-05: Encouraged by fellow foursquarers “insane” & “nuts” reviews. (@ …
2010-02-04: The technology, convenience & value of cell phones is completely destroyed when they’re …
2010-02-03: You don’t hear much of Dropbox. It integrates so nicely it disappears into your workflow. If …
2010-02-03: The five comments on Woot’s Youtube channel are solely people counting off the post number …
2010-02-01: Ok, maybe on this instance of this day I’ll learn how to spin plates & amaze everyone …
2010-02-01: ClichéWatch: Entertainment mags use “Barbadian” only to refer to Rihanna (via …
2010-01-31: Counting Spring Training, @__ and I are going to nine Cardinals games by April 27th.
2010-01-30: If you can walk half as fast on the moon as on Earth it’d take roughly 140 days to walk around …
2010-01-29: Mike Shannon restaurant wifi ssid: No-Cubs
2010-01-28: When does Geraldo open the Salinger vaults?
2010-01-28: I may not buy any of the palindrome derby’s shirts, but more than any in recent memory I …
2010-01-28: Kinko’s new name is not FedEx Office but rather FedEx Kinko’s Is Now FedEx Office. Even …
2010-01-27: Luxury: showering with a full bar of soap the day after you had to get by with the final fragile …
2010-01-27: I like when people like @jason do things like @jason did. It’s a real shortcut in explaining …
2010-01-27: “I’ve yet to actually see the dickens, but it sure does a lot of things …
2010-01-26: Hey @logitech, answer your phone. I’ve been on hold since 4:45pm PST and you say you’re …
2010-01-26: If Back to the Future were made today, Marty would be traveling back to the year 1980. (noted by …
2010-01-26: Mario Batali now fully removed as an Iron Chef in the new season. Not in intro, not on podium. Guess …
2010-01-26: Really hoping the big announcement turns out to be an iLife upgrade, or some new headphones. Or …
2010-01-26: Wow, the iPad made it snow. It really is magical.
2010-01-25: I designed a simple visualization index of The Beatles’ songs by initial letter: tr.im/LCmV …
2010-01-25: I can’t imagine how all these people can possibly use Twitter while following @wootoff. …
2010-01-25: I had to reset my spreadsheet diet post-Holidays, but since that reboot, I’m doing pretty …
2010-01-24: If, by some horrible sequence of events, I end up drowning, even in a pool or my own bathtub, I …
2010-01-23: Car idea: computer-controlled turning radius allows for tighter turns at slower speeds.
2010-01-23: It’s funny there’s a competition for who’s responsible for a guy who got caught …
2010-01-23: Making individual John/Paul/George iTunes playlists according to tr.im/LsH7 (Not bothering to make …
2010-01-21: Twitter revenue-model: Micro-fee following on Twitter feeds that are basically converted page-a-day …
2010-01-21: Where does a GPS say you are, when you check from space? @Astro_TJ
2010-01-20: Last night David Letterman referred to Jimmy Fallon “accidentally” as Lonnie Donegan: …
2010-01-20: #plan DJ Professor Hotpants (The Royale) Jan 22-23, 2010, 10pm-1:00am plancast.com/a/bsy
2010-01-20: Google Reader recommends I follow the feed of the Clinton Herald, Clinton Iowa’s local …
2010-01-20: Ok, no more emails for the day, please, I got down to 59.
2010-01-19: Frustrating. I want @gmail to track & log my AIM chats, but I don’t want chat windows …
2010-01-19: I was enjoying the Wu-Tang / Beatles mash-up streaming in a browser for a while before I realized I …
2010-01-19: Current inbox edict: I can’t leave work with more email in my inbox than when I got there that …
2010-01-19: Anyone else find phx.corporate-ir.net an absurdly bad URL for Amazon news? With Amazon look, …
2010-01-18: Newly discovered feature of STL Woot offices: The floor emanates Meat Loaf. (The singer, not the …
2010-01-18: I realize cats are basically poop machines with claws, but really, is this level of humiliation …
2010-01-18: Filed for email bankruptcy, back to 1/2/2010. Still leaves me ~200 to get through, but that’s …
2010-01-18: Trying again: I realize cats are basically poop machines with claws, but really, is this level of …
2010-01-17: My world has turned upside-down: Star fish are apparently known as sea stars by kids and …
2010-01-16: There’s surprisingly little difference between a suit and a set of men’s pajamas.
2010-01-16: It’s fun hunting for cool new things to put on a wedding registry. I’m a bit terrified a …
2010-01-16: NFL usability/watchability idea: different color flag for offensive / defensive penalties. Stupid to …
2010-01-16: New rule: “morning” on Sunday goes until 2pm.
2010-01-16: Jack Clark retired at age 37 in 1992. It’s clear he had steroids choice directly & …
2010-01-16: Turns out it’s impossible to keep up with the McGwire updates on Twitter while not reading …
2010-01-16: Another fun blippy ‘business’ to follow: blippy.com/business/…
2010-01-15: Picked up a couple Spring Training tickets. It’s always frustrating & bewildering …
2010-01-15: Times I have no sense of humor: carrying heavy things, cleaning cat litter. Today: carrying heavy …
2010-01-14: Missed opportunity: The Star Wars Lego Motorizd Walking AT-AT has 1137 pieces. They couldn’t …
2010-01-14: Most of the time when someone describes an amazing video, it’s best to just imagine it & …
2010-01-14: Aw, why’d the 7 people with 12 purchases hide them all? blippy.com/business/…
2010-01-13: It takes a while to get a thousand un-acted upon emails in your inbox, but that second thousand …
2010-01-12: I bet people who live in streets paved with gold dream of some harder, less reflective surface to …
2010-01-12: NY Times interviews a Chinese law student who is publicly supporting Google’s end to China …
2010-01-12: DAVES FOR LIFE! j.mp/5qBypx
2010-01-12: Simple algebra tells us the cause of Conan’s ratings woes vs. his old show: …
2010-01-11: Arranging the songs of the 14 Beatles albums (including Past Masters), only 1 letter has exactly 1 …
2010-01-11: Why Mark McGwire is sincere in his confession & mistaken beliefs of steroid effects: He’s …
2010-01-10: I’ve played most of the top-rated iPhone games & briefly been addicted to a half-dozen, …
2010-01-10: The Beatles USB apple I’ve been prattling on about is now $240 instead of $270 instead of …
2010-01-10: New word: scalvenge. I’m open for ideas on it’s definition.
2010-01-10: Learned: There’s 25 military timezones, using letters A-Z except J, which is short for the …
2010-01-10: Fun to watch real-time stats on a Woot blog link I just posted: j.mp/info/5lkm…
2010-01-09: Fashion fail? Trying out blazer under a winter coat, but I think to pull it off I need a much bigger …
2010-01-09: The worst part about the Mac keyboard (which I generally really like) is the M key. I hate Ms with …
2010-01-09: I’m convinced Ringo put some of these tricky drum flourishes in knowing they would eventually …
2010-01-08: Super Mayor! (Finally stole the Hampton Target mayorship from the dastardly Dan M. and now I’m …
2010-01-07: The new Facebook iPhone app update steals the Tweetie 2 pull-down-to-load functionality @atebit …
2010-01-07: Invention idea: cereal sifter: tiny holes at the bottom of the bag in a cereal box automatically …
2010-01-07: My desk robots are battling to see who will be my overlord: twitpic.com/x8jgf
2010-01-07: You heard it here first: I’m predicting 2011 will be the year of the “tabnet” #ces
2010-01-07: This strikes me as a little sad: [amazon.com] Frequently bought together: Withings WiFi Body Scale, …
2010-01-06: Checking Angie’s List of worst of 2009: Homecleaning company stole $200k, kidnapped & …
2010-01-06: These are the Daves I know: post.ly/HUZ5
2010-01-06: It’s a little over-developed for the task, but Twitter apps make for great character counters.
2010-01-06: Cricket undid 3 Velcro straps & moved the tree skirt on top of a heating vent, basking in soft, …
2010-01-06: Lady Gaga is 500 feet away (in a bus) (@ Sheldon Concert Hall & Ballroom) 4sq.com/8cEoXf
2010-01-06: A different kind of Apple unboxing: twitpic.com/x2zc3
2010-01-06: Weird, Lady Gaga is at CES now (well, 20 minutes ago) and will be in STL for a show tonight. I think …
2010-01-06: Maybe Holliday switching from #15 to #7 will spur enough jersey sales to pay for that 7th year. …
2010-01-06: I’ve got 10.2 hours of The Beatles on mp3, legally purchased. Now it feels like the future. Or …
2010-01-05: I’m skipping CES this year, but the Woot Workshop writers are out there. Follow ‘em at …
2010-01-05: Waiting for the snow to fall. Planning out snowman ideas.
2010-01-04: Bummed that both the Daily Show announcer & Jon Stewart pronounce it two-thousand-ten & not …
2010-01-04: New rule: it stays The Holiday Season until it’s above freezing on a Saturday or Sunday. Even …
2010-01-04: Speaking tweets into a Twitter app on the Nexus One would be frustrating. But maybe I’m more …
2010-01-04: In ‘09 Pujols had 700 PAs & 3.84 pitches per. Paid $14.4M=$5367/pitch. Avg ticket: $29.78. …
2010-01-03: Narrowly won a hard-fought game of Settlers of Catan. Strategy: wheat king!
2010-01-03: Linguistic game I named anadromes: 1st ½ of sentence anagrams 2nd ½. Palindromes are a subset. Ex: …
2010-01-01: Obvious licensing opportunity: Fraggle Rock Band
2010-01-01: A nice touch in DJ Hero: the soft static sound of the record before the track spins up.
2009-12-31: Enjoying this year much more than this day 10 years ago.
2009-12-31: Has anyone ever noticed @peeweeherman and Buster Keaton look alike? I wonder if he gets that a lot.
2009-12-30: Enjoying pizza at The Good Pie (former Moto chef) rocking out to a soundtrack of Bruce Springsteen …
2009-12-30: On board with the twenty-ten movement: twentynot2000.com Are you?
2009-12-30: It sucks that I’m having to give up on Google Chrome for Mac because it can’t handle …
2009-12-30: Bad idea: practicing quarter-note bass drum kicks & then going for a drive. My foot’s like …
2009-12-29: Surprised to see that Topol played Tevye (Fiddler on the Roof) at the young age of 36 in 1971 (& …
2009-12-29: Avatar was pretty good, but I’m still a little confused by the ending at the beach with the …
2009-12-28: Look my new video on Ustream. ustre.am/:eVOF
2009-12-28: I’m broadcasting, from my iPhone, live on Ustream - ustre.am/1Z3a
2009-12-28: Fun to have an FM-broadcasting synced-Christmas-lights house in the neighborhood.
2009-12-28: Thinking I should design MLB-licensed slip-on lace-free sneakers for when they require us to remove …
2009-12-28: Metal collar stays are the poor man’s rich man’s ironing. Or the rich man’s poor …
2009-12-28: Signs @foursquare isn’t popular in STL (at least among teens): I’m now mayor of …
2009-12-28: Avatar 3D shows are sold out, but it’s the Chipmunks that are creating massive lines at the …
2009-12-27: I had a movie-idea tweet, but I got distracted. Distwacted? Twitracted? Distractwit? I need to …
2009-12-27: It’s a mistake for the iPhone to have the wifi signal strength icon replace the cell signal …
2009-12-27: I think @__ is becoming concerned over my enthusiasm in programming sequences into the universal …
2009-12-27: My most visited site on Mac Firefox is gm.com (because I’m so used to the autocomplete on …
2009-12-26: Hey Mario, how about instead of tipping your cap and saying a li’l catchphrase you search …
2009-12-26: Standard post-Christmas playtime dilemma: video game, card game, twisty-puzzle, jigsaw puzzle.
2009-12-26: Blackadder, Absolutely Fabulous, Harry Potter & Top Gear: it’s been a very British Boxing …
2009-12-26: The TSA responses are all tactics, when they need to be all strategy.
2009-12-26: Going to try out Sherlock Holmes in D-Box Motion Code seats tonight. @__’s concerned …
2009-12-25: Can I move over to the parallel universe where the Rowan Atkinson character that goes mainstream is …
2009-12-25: The ultimate lazy day: Too much work to put pajamas on, just going to bathrobe it today.
2009-12-24: Apparently there’s a full scene in Chipmunks II with some guy wearing a Woot shirt. Not sure …
2009-12-24: Snow. Snow. Snoow. Snooow. Snoooow. Snooooooooow. www.youtube.com/watch
2009-12-23: Is a really long pamphlet called a pamph?
2009-12-23: Marching towards the Woot black box (92 purchases, need 100). I got the ugly Christmas sweater tee …
2009-12-23: Every time I think about going to the ATM I get the A-Team theme stuck in my head. Now maybe you …
2009-12-23: Whenever a company says “x employs the latest Internet technology” you can be fairly …
2009-12-23: Realized I can add a /favorites rss feed to Google Reader. I recommend twitter.com/torrez/fa… …
2009-12-23: Twice this week I was going for undershirt>button-down>sweater & ended up with the …
2009-12-23: All right, who’s the one who was dreaming of a wet Christmas?
2009-12-22: Our spatula is far too efficient. There was nary a nibble of cookie dough left to lick from the …
2009-12-22: This insurance scheduling I’m perusing has a specific section on golf balls (covered for loss …
2009-12-22: I guess @foursquare started counting daytime check-ins towards badges. I just got the bender badge …
2009-12-22: Weird to me: by default, in C#, Math.Round(98.5)=98. I believe the default rule is, if evenly split, …
2009-12-22: Sometimes you start writing an email about what you want to say to some annoying person who wrote …
2009-12-21: Awkward part of being named Dave: turning & looking when guy in grocery aisle shouts “Hey …
2009-12-21: A nice thing about buying gifts for someone you’ve got a lot in common with is you’re as …
2009-12-21: I may not be the best gift-wrapper, but I solidly adhere (ahem) to the rule: if you use more than 3 …
2009-12-21: Today’s fashion test: French cuffs with a hoodie. Grade: B-. Maybe a size up would leave more …
2009-12-20: Why do airports have monitors listing arrival flight times & gates inside the security area? …
2009-12-20: Got a few great-great-grandma inheritances this weekend, including these nifty art nouveau …
2009-12-20: And for desert, GIANT POCKY: twitpic.com/ug3z4
2009-12-20: Glad St. Louis no longer has Halloween tradition: throw flour in adults’ faces, scream I HATE …
2009-12-20: Documentation of Joel’s hole-in-one at the Woot holiday party: twitvid.com/347ED
2009-12-20: I see “Santa” is a trending topic on Twitter. Hoping that doesn’t mean he died or …
2009-12-20: I’d like to submit a ticket to @twitter asking where/how to submit a ticket to @twitter: …
2009-12-19: The nephews came in after playing for 5 hours straight with the castle block set we gave them for …
2009-12-19: I’m going to start referring to Saturday as Thursday-Special-Edition.
2009-12-19: Can we add a part to football where a pitcher can hurl a hardball 100mph at your head? Maybe that …
2009-12-18: Saw many tweets about heavy snow & got excited I might return to a white Xmas in STL, but I …
2009-12-17: Watched SNL Christmas Special in hopeful anticipation of Sigourney Weaver / Buster Poindexter …
2009-12-17: Called by (mistaken identity) credit report company. I got him to tell me last 4 of his ss # & …
2009-12-17: So do military not have to take off their boots in airline security? Lady behind us was told she …
2009-12-17: Hey! I’m live on Ustream from my iPhone - ustre.am/1Z3a
2009-12-16: The chandelier in the original Father of the Bride (1950) is an exact match of our dining room …
2009-12-16: Community is formulaic & predictable. I enjoy it more than makes sense. It’s no The Office …
2009-12-16: I think instead of FIRST POST, you should post a (. Then, days later, you can come in and post a ) …
2009-12-16: Digg’s maddening. Shoot monkeys to space, cover CES, launch digg-like site: nothing. Write …
2009-12-16: App idea: take a pic of your finished Scrabble game & it OCRs & saves words used. Bonus: …
2009-12-15: With my alpaca scarf & hat, and my long underwear on, I can handle any cold weather.
2009-12-15: Got the Wii back from repairs. It’s Beatles Rock Band night. I’m lucky there’s no …
2009-12-15: It doesn’t take much for “Baby It’s Cold Outside” to sound creepy/scary: …
2009-12-15: Favorite typo of the day: costumer service
2009-12-15: Uh oh, looks like someone left the ginger iron on at @__’s house: tr.im/HOvJ
2009-12-15: Yes, I accidentally spammed all my gmail contacts with a request to join my TripIt network. …
2009-12-15: I suppose I should enjoy the humor in getting multiple Twitter errors as I try to click over and …
2009-12-14: It’s so sad to open a 2005, only to find out it’s skunked. Luckily, by the second glass …
2009-12-14: I wonder how much trouble I’d get into for repainting the concrete barriers on S. Grand white …
2009-12-14: Read a theory: Existence is 1 big Groundhog Day. Day=1 trillion years & Punxsutawney=the …
2009-12-13: Idea for commentary track on Monty Python Blu-Ray: surround sound audio of geeks speaking all the …
2009-12-13: The Freese arrest makes me wonder about his car accident last year. I’m fine with the Cards …
2009-12-13: I stopped reading Plurk’s article about being ripped off by Microsoft China at the first …
2009-12-12: Reading debates on if eyeballs increase in size or a baby’s is the same size as adult’s. …
2009-12-12: I’m not into football but Red Zone channel rocks. Switches to good part of all games, no ads. …
2009-12-11: Hanging out with a tiny little girl who has a constant case of the hiccups.
2009-12-11: Watching Happy Gilmore for, maybe the 11th time? Just realizing he’s a double murderer, along …
2009-12-10: I’ve never been to Phoenix before now. My 1st impressions are strongly affected by only being …
2009-12-09: I’m disappointed Amazon didn’t turn their shopping cart into a sleigh this year.
2009-12-09: So far, my favorite thing about using Google Reader is realizing that you can type …
2009-12-08: One thing I look forward to each January is a period of time knowing quickly if a taped episode is …
2009-12-08: One problem with reading old NYTimes reviews of old movies: they didn’t care much about …
2009-12-08: To-do: cut a bagel into halves, linked together - www.georgehart.com/bagel/bag… Mobius!
2009-12-08: Splurged on some Commissioner’s Box tickets (row 1!) for a May Sunday afternoon Cardinals vs. …
2009-12-08: Cardinals games we’ll be at (so far): 4 in April, 3 in May, 2 in June, 3 in July, 3 in August, …
2009-12-08: Wow, this sounds like spam but the free Ustream live-broadcast iPhone app is mind-blowing. 30s after …
2009-12-07: I’m nitpicking, but you might watch carefully for typos in the welcome letter of your …
2009-12-07: Nice writeup in the RFT blog on @dealswoot by @billstreeter. I’m most excited to have my own …
2009-12-07: It’s hilarious to me that Time doesn’t include the Twitter addresses for their top 10 …
2009-12-07: I was interviewed by @IncMagazine for some thoughts on the @woot Twitter feed: tr.im/H48Q
2009-12-06: I’ve mostly used favotter.matope.com/en/ but it’s at least partly because I envision a …
2009-12-06: Simple app idea - augmented reality of a pizza, superimposing cut lines for x number of pieces: …
2009-12-06: I love reading archived original NYTimes reviews of classic movies I’ve DVR’d on TCM. …
2009-12-06: Amazing Race SPOILER: Most boring winners & most boring final challenges. Once the Globetrotters …
2009-12-06: My alderman says city “is experimenting with once/week trash pickup” to save money. …
2009-12-06: Maybe Google Goggles will help us finally figure out who that one guy is painted on the wall at …
2009-12-06: Trying out Google Reader (again), but still having to fight not going to the standard rounds of …
2009-12-05: Engagement honeymoon over, time to start in on the timeline checklists. This is my favorite so far: …
2009-12-05: Wow, MIT team found all 10 red balloons. None in midwest or New England: grab.by/10oc I’d …
2009-12-05: RIP favrd. People don’t realize how many projects die from frustration with …
2009-12-05: Wishlist: I pretty much want everything at www.suck.uk.com Curse you, $25 (to the US) shipping fee!
2009-12-04: Finally, someone thinking outside the box on wedding photography: bit.ly/4rVCgH
2009-12-04: Round 2 of Werewolf Yachtzee starting up: twitpic.com/s7j3a
2009-12-04: Challenging society and traditional thoughts of culture and vision by wearing plaid with stripes. I …
2009-12-04: #dream: @smiller had inside joke with @tonylarussa. The 2 of us ran into TLR & they cracked up. …
2009-12-04: I wish I had the time, money, smarts & the social network to hunt down 10 red balloons for $40k: …
2009-12-04: Watching Gaslight (Ingrid Bergman, Joseph Cotten, Angela Lansbury). Good band name: Blind-alley …
2009-12-04: Balloon 3: 38 degrees, 01 minutes, 33 seconds North (latitude); 078 degrees, 29 minutes, 23 seconds …
2009-12-03: Switched to Google’s new DNS, mostly for the nice placebo effect of everything seeming to …
2009-12-03: All decorated up for the season: twitpic.com/s1zzh
2009-12-03: The kitties found a new favorite place to cuddle: twitpic.com/s288y
2009-12-03: Interesting quirk of Google DNS: “especially with mobile phones, your experience might not be …
2009-12-03: Spent an hour holding an empty box for a photoshoot that may show up somewhere around town in …
2009-12-02: Official installation instructions for Google Chrome for Mac dev build: “Then drag the app to …
2009-12-02: Nintendo’s description of my Wii (which they have & are repairing): “CONSOLE ASSY …
2009-12-02: Poorly line-broken weather alert: These conditions will kill / sensitive plants and residents / are …
2009-12-02: Thinking my Boba Fett hoodie could be enough of a costume to get half-price lower-bowl tickets to …
2009-12-01: Just noticed that @gowalla seems to have changed my username from _ to underscore.
2009-12-01: It honestly feels like the Cardinals online ticket site sells from worst to best. That seems …
2009-12-01: If you like skee ball & have an iPhone, you should get @RampChamp on the iPhone. It’s free …
2009-11-30: “Doubters feel free to eat your hats at this point. It’s real & it’s spectacular.” …
2009-11-30: Does anyone use Typepad Micro as a Twitter posting app? It’s not quite doable for me. …
2009-11-30: Odd, Google Maps has the labels & streets right, but their 3D building is the old Busch Stadium …
2009-11-29: Home from an awesome long weekend at our fave b&b, @garthmansion. Tough choosing between jacuzzi …
2009-11-29: Thanks for all the congrats, friends. Still floating a bit, though we did manage to get the …
2009-11-29: Someday I’ll have a blog to use as for extras & discussion of some of my Tweets…But not …
2009-11-29: Accidentally bought some naturally fermented guava juice. Ugh. Bleck. Yuck. Why can’t the …
2009-11-28: Settled on the Pratt knot as my go-to. It’s a quirky method but ends with a not-too-thick, …
2009-11-27: Didn’t expect to be woken from my nap by gunfire. I’m guessing some hunting season just …
2009-11-26: Twitterpals: I asked @__ to marry me and she said yes! We’re celebrating with an engagement …
2009-11-26: .@_+@__=<3
2009-11-24: Hey @Consumerreports, you say: Password’s case sensitive, but then you say: Password has to be …
2009-11-24: Interesting to see @jack not using the built-in new RT functionality, but RTing manually.
2009-11-24: This is 3 years old, but it’s still my favorite Woot headline. It may be my favorite news …
2009-11-23: OH: I don’t mind being alive & I won’t mind being dead. It’s the messy …
2009-11-23: I feel a bit silly saying this but if any journalist types are interested, @smiller & I are up …
2009-11-23: On my way home from work and, I’m not positive, but I believe the world’s longest noodle …
2009-11-23: Did Albert lose a finger? “I’ve got 1 ring so far but I’ve got 9 fingers. So …
2009-11-23: Very nice Wired mention of our new Deals.Woot site: www.wired.com/epicenter…
2009-11-22: New @TSA style rules for my cats. No loitering in front of the litterbox. No liquids outside of the …
2009-11-22: I had a Curb Your Enthusiasm moment grimmacing as a mentally disabled lady (mis-)packed my …
2009-11-22: Had a Curb Your Enthusiasm moment grimmacing as a mentally disabled lady (mis-)packed my groceries, …
2009-11-22: Iphone app idea: voice controllable anagram maker.
2009-11-22: Am I square? Evidence: a) I didn’t know meaning of L7 till today. b) I learned it from a …
2009-11-22: Richard Garriot / Lord British, creator of the amazing Ultima video games with a Woot monkey on his …
2009-11-22: Lots of prep & double-checking things today. Thursday we’re going to our favorite b&b …
2009-11-21: One sign Twitter has gotten huge? I now rank #1 on Google for _ (ahead of the wikipedia article …
2009-11-21: Need a thing between Follow & Locked Out for users with closed accounts who tweet 105 times a …
2009-11-21: My favorite kind of purpose is general purpose.
2009-11-21: Learned Stan Musial used to live 9 blocks west of my house. Also, newspapers used to publish …
2009-11-21: Ah the joy of a brand new grocery cart.
2009-11-21: Was excited to spend the day playing new Beatles Rock Band songs, but it won’t boot. System …
2009-11-20: I wish there were a Twitter leaderboard for Most Mentions. Pretty sure I’d win, though no …
2009-11-20: Finally beat the iPhone Civ Rev game on Emperor (difficulty 4 of 5). Not ready to try Deity yet.
2009-11-20: SPOILER ALERT: In Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy we 1st see the mummy at minute 52 of 65 & mummy …
2009-11-20: Last year I knew nothing about fake Christmas trees & this year I’m a tip & light # …
2009-11-19: I wish I could get cable tv with just FSMW (baseball), home garden network (real estate intervention …
2009-11-18: Pleasant evening of popcorn buffet & Pee-Wee with pals. & we got rid of 22 PBRs & 14 …
2009-11-18: Microsoft refers to Edward Tufte as “their inventor” (http://tr.im/FikP) & then …
2009-11-18: Aftermath of Book Title costume party: Recycling crew decided not to recycle the dunce cap with a …
2009-11-18: When everyone talks about childhood being a time and place where we had ‘not a care in the …
2009-11-18: Today I am thankful that none of the current Woot site names have descenders. That makes logo …
2009-11-18: It’s odd playing a popular game in a city where no one else plays: mayor of The Royale, King …
2009-11-18: Maybe Lincecum’s Cy Young win with 15 Ws will help media start conversations about why we …
2009-11-17: When I die, I’d like to find out if I would’ve won anything had I checked out every …
2009-11-17: I weighed myself three times this morning and got different weights, depending on where in the room …
2009-11-17: Hooray for Gmail’s “Sending has been undone” ability. (Sent an email reply …
2009-11-17: If you’ve gotten an invite to deals.woot, vote on my USB Burger Hand Warmer & Massager …
2009-11-16: I would watch a show called The Next The Next Iron Chef Judge.
2009-11-16: I think of Remote Control as the 1st MTV venture into non-music TV. Loved it as a kid, it seemed …
2009-11-16: Odd. I lost the ability to ctrl-shift-arrow (select a word). Ctrl-arrow works (to move 1 word) & …
2009-11-16: Just spoke with a pleasant fellow who works at Google & he pronounced beta to rhyme with meta! …
2009-11-15: All right, I’ve had it. Meta and beta need to rhyme. They just do.
2009-11-14: I was up in the attic gathering some costume-making materials & heard a twinkle sound. I checked …
2009-11-14: Applying the final touches for this year’s increasingly misnamed Guy Fawkes Day party. …
2009-11-14: There’s a pic of me wearing a tequila costume & 80s sunglasses, crabwalking across the …
2009-11-13: I like that the closed captions for all the intros to NBC shows say [upbeat music].
2009-11-13: Pandemonium at the drive-thru: the guy in front of me ordered & then drove off. You’d …
2009-11-12: Amazon’s Payphrase is a cool way to save & easily use multiple cards/shipping addresses, …
2009-11-12: Trying out a new thoughts/prayers/vibes list. Feel free to follow or create your own: bit.ly/voxeb
2009-11-12: I wonder if Dr. Octopus did his thesis on sealife. I bet he was a communications major.
2009-11-12: Can we just start using the old term for viral marketing? Publicity stunt is a good term.
2009-11-12: For a second I thought I’d accidentally loaded up a search on Twitter, but it’s just …
2009-11-11: Laaaast minute Guy Fawkes Day costuming (@ Target - Hampton Village in St. Louis) bit.ly/p39DD
2009-11-11: I’ve decided most environmental disasters are some variation on The Old Woman Who Swallowed A …
2009-11-11: Just answered my phone via a systray app on my computer. It’s like the future, but for some …
2009-11-10: Surprised to find out people don’t realize good wine improves after hours of being opened …
2009-11-10: The followcost of @wootoff amuses me: twitpic.com/p2qod
2009-11-10: In 2006 announcer Al Michaels was released from his contract to NBC in exhange for rights to Oswald …
2009-11-10: Facebook seems to have busted comment viewing from their iPhone app & iPhone formatted site …
2009-11-10: Windows users should get the free MacHeist bundle as it includes TinyGrab, a great simple/automatic …
2009-11-10: So far, so good on Operation Spreadsheet Diet: grab.by/syH (Though I’m set at a measly 0.5 …
2009-11-10: I’m always bummed when soda at a restaurant turns out to be a can. At least I’ve got …
2009-11-10: Last night I tried a method of counting sheep using a technique to square numbers under 110. It was …
2009-11-10: So many of my calendar scheduled items are meetings I’ve started omitting the words …
2009-11-10: Whew, Gmail increased my paid-for storage to 80GB over the free amount (from 10GB). I was at 75% …
2009-11-09: “Sir, we’re going to have to check your bag, there appears to be liquid.” …
2009-11-09: Can anyone explain why @JoeStrauss doesn’t put links to his articles he’s plugging? …
2009-11-09: Hey @dukeleto, I get into things for odd reasons, but it’s unlikely I’ll get proficient …
2009-11-09: I’m intrigued by @otherinbox but their site is both vague & overly detailed. Doesn’t …
2009-11-09: Trademark search is bewildering & awful: tr.im/EGZC “Please logout when you are done to …
2009-11-09: It’s a revolution around these parts. I’ve been ousted as mayor from my grocery store …
2009-11-08: People using @_ to mean “anonymous” are going to get me in trouble: “#goodtimes skinny …
2009-11-08: Being the first person to the breakfast buffet is equal parts sad and awesome.
2009-11-08: Thanks to some odd circumstances somewhat out of my control, I am now being referred to as Mr. …
2009-11-08: I keep seeing these DROID DOES cell phone billboards and thinking they’re advertising robotic …
2009-11-08: I think I heard if you get too much mail, the postal service charges you to deliver it. This might …
2009-11-06: It’s immediately apparent how many more people play @foursquare in San Francisco. SFO is …
2009-11-06: I think my brain has maxed out on number of people. Now when I meet new people, they’re …
2009-11-06: My new favorite wikipedia list: bit.ly/1h9pV5 (via @mrn) I love that it’s not a joke.
2009-11-06: Why is it Japanese video games about emptying trash can be so addictive, yet actually emptying trash …
2009-11-06: Ok, app idea/need: @foursquare like game, but instead of rewarding going to bars & restaurants …
2009-11-05: I just ousted @wlkh as the mayor of The Royale on @foursquare! bit.ly/uCLWC
2009-11-05: I wonder if it is a faux pas to wear my I AM THE INTERNET shirt when hanging out with some people …
2009-11-05: I’ve never figured out a pattern to crowds & long lines at the airport. Friday midmorning: …
2009-11-05: Chefs should be required to eat at their airport restaurants when traveling. Lookin at you, Mr. …
2009-11-05: Successfully changed from a middle seat in the back of the plane to aisle-exit-row. Mood instantly …
2009-11-05: Why not make a FollowFriday list & link to that? You can clear it & update it each week.
2009-11-04: Turning off Push mail to see if that’s what’s been eating through my batteries.
2009-11-04: Enjoying watching the world series game on the iPhone MLB app with the all-slo-mo camera selected.
2009-11-04: It’s interesting making definitive flight & hotel plans to visit someone who isn’t …
2009-11-04: Frozen pizza with added sliced green olives. And a Hefeweizen.
2009-11-04: Goodbye, baseball. Next up, early December when we pick out our partial season packages. Then in …
2009-11-04: I wonder if the Yankees would rank last on money spent per WS trophy among teams who’ve won at …
2009-11-04: This is the 15th anniversary of me working on/with/near the Internet as a job. Not counting 6 + 3 …
2009-11-04: I just became the mayor of The Tin Can - 3157 Morgan Ford on @foursquare! bit.ly/R0Mkh
2009-11-04: Pretty definitive - Push mail on: 140% of battery used by 4:30pm. Push mail off: 40% used.
2009-11-04: Wow, Rock Band has yet to be profitable, largely due to the pricey (to make) controllers! tr.im/Ehgd …
2009-11-03: I just became the mayor of Gelateria Del Leone on @foursquare! bit.ly/cyZuF
2009-11-03: I just ousted @wlkh as the mayor of The Royale on @foursquare! bit.ly/uCLWC
2009-11-03: I’m pleased to find out that there were literally NO things to decide this election day in St. …
2009-11-03: I’ve finally crossed off a personal-to-do that I’ve had on my list since last year. It …
2009-11-03: When I write I’m a little torn on this I re-read it to myself as I’m a little tom on …
2009-11-03: It’s amazing that while @ebertchicago has lost the ability to speak, he communicates with more …
2009-11-02: Theorizing that my large number of notifying apps is what’s churning through my iphone’s …
2009-11-02: Dream: got into a huge debate with friends over whether it’s necessary, or even helpful to …
2009-11-02: I’ve been keeping up with @common_squirrel but had no idea what the @harmless_spider, …
2009-11-02: By my count, I just got the sixth business cards of my life. I think I designed four of the six. …
2009-11-01: Thanks to friends & family for birthday wishes & thanks to the Feds for awarding me a 25th …
2009-10-31: What kind of fish fights? A swordfish! #HalloweenJokes
2009-10-31: Why didn’t the rooster cross the road? Because it wasn’t a chicken! #HalloweenJokes
2009-10-31: What does a witch put in her hair? Scarespray. #HalloweenJokes
2009-10-31: How do you make a witch itch? Take away the w! #HalloweenJokes
2009-10-31: How does a witch tell time? With a witch watch! #HalloweenJokes
2009-10-31: What’s the smartest blond? A golden retriever! #HalloweenJokes
2009-10-31: How do you get out of a house with no doors & no windows & all you have is a ball & a …
2009-10-31: What’s the world’s largest pickle? A beagle. (Ok, I may have misheard this one. Maybe.) …
2009-10-31: By far the most common one on our block this year: What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone …
2009-10-31: Why’d a cat live in a pumpkin? Because it’s crazy. #HalloweenJokes
2009-10-31: I love the topical ones: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pok’er face! #HalloweenJokes
2009-10-31: Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey! #HalloweenJokes
2009-10-31: You know it’s getting late when the jokes turn into this: “Why are we here? Because …
2009-10-31: Desperation sets in: Why did we come to this house? To get candy #HalloweenJokes
2009-10-31: Why did the bone go to the party? So he could put himself back together! Why did the monster go? …
2009-10-31: Guy in dentist’s office: “Help, I think I’m a moth.” D: “Why’d you …
2009-10-31: Why’d the duck cross the road? He wanted to go out. Why’d the vampire go to the dentist? …
2009-10-31: Why was Medusa crying? (& retold by his pal as why did she hang herself!) She turned her husband …
2009-10-31: I’m glad @__ embraces my geekiness. B-day gifts include Lego video game, Lego architecture …
2009-10-31: I’m hoping my Falling Water construction goes more smoothly & is more stable than the real …
2009-10-31: Pictoral evidence of said typographic birthday jacket: twitpic.com/nvyv7
2009-10-31: Watching Boyz2Men sing Motown hits. It’s impressive how health conscious they are. Between …
2009-10-31: Best line from the Wall-e geek commentary: “When you get tazed you don’t lose your …
2009-10-31: I wonder if this set has the highest Brock density. 810 in roughly 9x4x3. 7.5 bricks per cubic inch. …
2009-10-31: Er, brick.
2009-10-30: 12seconds - The band dressed up as (and performed as) The Kinks: tiny12.tv/UHBSF
2009-10-30: I hope someone out there is dressing up as the three wolves.
2009-10-30: Terrifying circle saw through the chest. twitvid.com/D0405
2009-10-30: Seems like @foursquare doesn’t work so well with house parties.
2009-10-30: Today is the day to wear your various black & white Frankenstein art-parody tees: …
2009-10-30: I just became the mayor of Schnucks Hampton Village on @foursquare! bit.ly/2S8v2t
2009-10-30: I may have gone a little overboard. The cashier declared me the jackpot candy house.
2009-10-30: Trying merit-based trick-or-treating system. Costume & joke (St. Louis tradition) determine …
2009-10-30: Fighting my way through Beatles Beats on Rock Band. So far qualified on 1 2 3 6 8 12 13 26 33 (9 of …
2009-10-30: Waiting for block pet & kid costume parade to start & irrationally proud of 5-starring While …
2009-10-30: I like a good Fall gradient: twitpic.com/nqouh
2009-10-30: The Halloween jokes begin: why do sharks swim in saltwater? Pepperwater makes them sneeze!
2009-10-30: Why do Eskimos clean their clothes inside? Because it’s too cold outside!
2009-10-30: What did Delaware? New Jersey!
2009-10-30: Why couldn’t Chingy get on the bus? Because he didn’t have 50 cent with him.
2009-10-30: What do you get with 5 Siths stacked on a lightsaber? A Sith Kabob! #halloweenjokes
2009-10-30: Knock knock / spyhead / who / spyhead eats your head off! #HalloweenJokes
2009-10-30: Why did the skeleton cross the road? To save his bones! #HalloweenJokes
2009-10-30: What’s a ghost’s favorite shoes? Boots! #HalloweenJokes
2009-10-30: Yikes! What starts with f and ends in ck? Firetruck! #HalloweenJokes
2009-10-29: Holy crap, what must product placement IN the World Series cost? They’re going to need to sell …
2009-10-29: All the leaves are brown & the sky is gray. Also, everything’s muddy & traffic sucks, …
2009-10-29: I have not once purposefully used shake-to-undo. Has anyone?
2009-10-29: Conference calls need a way to have an “away from keyboard” equivalent without …
2009-10-29: Curses, I’m no longer mayor of Dallas Woot. Who’d’ve thought I’d lose the …
2009-10-29: Whoa, what’s that bright light coming from outside high up? Oh, nevermind, it’s cloudy …
2009-10-28: Any good new high-end restaurants in STL? Picking out a birthday dinner spot. Default is Niche, but …
2009-10-28: My arbitrary grades for formal & informal visual separators used on email & the web: A: @ B: …
2009-10-28: It’s odd to me that the quickest/simplest way for me to check my office voice mail is via the …
2009-10-28: I hate when places seem to start cooking and preparing your carryout order when you show up to pick …
2009-10-28: Not particularly reassuring to see a knife at the gas station, but at least it seems to be a butter …
2009-10-28: The dentist’s office will cancel my appointment if I am 16 minutes late, but they don’t …
2009-10-27: People spend their lives with 1 bottle of champagne, waiting for the right moment to celebrate. @__ …
2009-10-27: If you hate all the changes at Facebook, check out brizzly.com. They just added fb (was just …
2009-10-27: From @Ev “Twitter’s not a social network, it’s an info. network.” As opposed …
2009-10-27: If Cartwright had written “4 balls being struck at & missed & the last one caught is a …
2009-10-27: Sitting at the bar, @theroyale waiting for dinner. Interesting how common it is for bar sitters to …
2009-10-25: Have there been -ees/ies World Series before?
2009-10-25: Happily deleting the calendar reminders I’d set up informing me of the street cleaning …
2009-10-25: I just ousted @elsicomoro as the mayor of The Royale on @foursquare! bit.ly/uCLWC
2009-10-24: Awesome pumpkins at the carving: twitpic.com/muhgd twitpic.com/muhgj twitpic.com/muhg8 …
2009-10-24: My early morning wake-up need got canceled, but not before I got up & dressed. I’ve …
2009-10-24: Nothing like sharing a Nutella crepe and Finnish pancake with @__ on a Sunday morning. And the …
2009-10-24: Spent 45 minutes trying to figure out how to change the oven bulb in my old (~1985) RCA range before …
2009-10-24: Just bought 10 nutmeg nuts from Penceys Spices, which I expect to last me until technology moves us …
2009-10-24: One benefit of speaking French would be that you get to call a food processor a helper-robot-cook.
2009-10-24: There are moments playing drums in Beatles Rock Band where I start to feel like I’m really …
2009-10-24: News reports reference @kcsluggers (Hal McRae’s son) tweeting about McGwire being hired. I …
2009-10-23: This is the ideal time for me to use @foursquare to figure out where a visiting pal is, but @al3x …
2009-10-23: St. Louis Business Journal did a little writeup on our new offices, complete with a photo of me …
2009-10-23: Enjoying some lazy Saturday afternoon Beatlesing. twitpic.com/ms4tu
2009-10-22: I just became the mayor of Woot, Inc. St. Louis on @foursquare! bit.ly/2VZB46
2009-10-22: It may get old soon enough, but I’m still really enjoying @fakeapstylebook (as, apparently, …
2009-10-22: The Apple store is the one place I don’t feel self-conscious standing around tweeting.
2009-10-22: My laptop repair will take 7 business days. The “genius” suggested I buy a laptop & …
2009-10-22: Hanging out with the mayor at #strangeloop in the Tivoli. (The @4square mayor of the Tivoli, …
2009-10-21: Surprised I’m only 27th follower of @TonyLaRussa. He’s a champ for forgiving/forgetting …
2009-10-21: Oops, I guess Tweetie 2 heavily caches follower counts. Looks like @tonyLarussa is north of 600 …
2009-10-21: I think it’s time to go home, I just unlocked the “Local” badge in Dallas.
2009-10-21: Woot’s finally made it, our name’s in the marquee: tr.im/CFHJ
2009-10-21: Very thankful for Advil right now.
2009-10-21: I admit, I was hesitant to click on a link after the text “This disgusts me” but it …
2009-10-21: We just opened up the deals.woot beta to you purple-boxers. I think there’s at least a couple …
2009-10-21: Standard travel dinner of a hacked together vegetarian McDonald’s value meal far too early for …
2009-10-21: I would love to see where @MayorSlay would be declared mayor if he used @foursquare in his travels …
2009-10-21: Of course, the flight’s delayed. Is a five leg flight ever on time all through the day? …
2009-10-20: Definitively the optimal way to play Beatles Rock Band is with a 4- & a 5-year old singing …
2009-10-20: I just became the mayor of Woot, Inc. Dallas on @foursquare! bit.ly/25z0gb
2009-10-20: Very self-conscious after a sneeze echoed & reverberated throughout the cavernous division of …
2009-10-20: It would be pretty great to see CueCat become a trending topic on Twitter. twitter.com
2009-10-20: I mentioned apostrophegate when I noticed it earlier, but now there’s an illustration: …
2009-10-19: Trying to get to sleep in order to not be crazily sleepy tomorrow. I wish I could reason with my …
2009-10-19: Maybe tweeting will wake me up a bit. I see the sun couldn’t be bothered to make an appearance …
2009-10-19: I’ll give you green clovers & purple horseshoes, where are pink hearts, red balloons, or …
2009-10-19: I just unlocked the “Newbie” badge on @foursquare! bit.ly/2D8XE1
2009-10-18: Spreadsheet diet: Add goal weight & loss/wk. Calculates end day. Add daily lbs. Use rolling …
2009-10-18: Based on historical outcomes, the Phillies already are 88% likely to win this game after 1 inning. …
2009-10-18: Mandolin slicers rock! @__ made us fancy potato-sliced frozen pizza! (No, this is not related to my …
2009-10-18: Watching Jason & the Argonauts while taping Amazing Race. They’re fighting a bronze Titan …
2009-10-18: This is what a boring postseason game looks like: twitpic.com/m36qy
2009-10-18: Tom Hanks said his vote for the best movie of all time was Jason & The Argonauts. It’s …
2009-10-18: I can’t believe The Onion chickened out on fried butter! We ate both that & fried cookie …
2009-10-18: I like that Numbers formulas use labels: Todays Goal=Start Weight-((DATEDIF(Goal …
2009-10-18: Ever wonder how I’d answer questions posed to Ron Howard? If so, wtf, you’re a huge …
2009-10-18: Welcome @unclepilot to the Woot writer family! And then let us know if you hear back, because he …
2009-10-17: Strange how old the foursquare database for the newly added St. Louis restaurants is. How many years …
2009-10-17: Ugh. Program names like Numbers & Word make Googling solutions extraordinarily hard. It’s …
2009-10-17: In the Droid ad the 1st, 9th & 10th apostrophes in iDon’t are full apostrophes & 2-8 …
2009-10-17: I’m wanting to lose 12 pounds. Rather than exercise or diet I perfected a weightloss formula …
2009-10-16: Is the error a broken stat, or is it just the official scorekeepers that are broken? How is that not …
2009-10-16: I’m at Lemongrass (3161 South Grand Boulevard, St. Louis). bit.ly/15pk75
2009-10-16: Thinking on where to set the detail level of the self-stalker dial (on foursquare, Twitter, fb). …
2009-10-15: The Maurice Sendak documentary on HBO was sad, touching, and ultimately inspiring.
2009-10-15: Finally, the foursquare iphone app supports St. Louis! And just after I was getting into Gowalla.
2009-10-15: Weird that ‘austere’ is the top trending Google term today. I guess some article used …
2009-10-15: I have never had an interview request from a magazine that didn’t include the words “on …
2009-10-14: People of the metric world: what’s your equivalent term for “mileage”? …
2009-10-14: Enjoying the Super Mario-esque “High Score” Gmail theme. I may dare to try …
2009-10-14: After watching Deadliest Catch shows, I have a new understanding of “Meat Is Murder”. …
2009-10-14: Thanks to @billstreeter for writing up a bit about Woot’s new digs on South Grand: …
2009-10-13: When I was 9 I tried cooking for the 1st time. I made mac & cheese. It was ok till I tried …
2009-10-13: Just watched Close Encounters. Surprised to find out Richard Dreyfuss was only 28 or 29 during the …
2009-10-13: The existence of SEO is less about bad web designers & more with Google’s need to better …
2009-10-13: My geek side wants to get an induction range. The miser says get a cheap range & save money. My …
2009-10-13: I understand the premise but I don’t think it’s reasonable, useful, or relevant to argue …
2009-10-13: Man, I totally paid 100,000 people $300 today with the promise they wouldn’t tell anyone about …
2009-10-13: I don’t think any of my friends or family are in the black-box Woot club. If you are, you can …
2009-10-12: Excellent! @travis says Spanish idiom equivalent to “silence is golden” is (my …
2009-10-12: Now that is an exciting win expectancy graph: twitpic.com/lbvaa
2009-10-12: Congrats @joebonsall, your guys sure made it exciting.
2009-10-12: I learned in Slovakia: it’s essential when clinking glasses (cheers/nasdravi, etc.) to …
2009-10-12: Ugh, Trillian submitted the Astra IM app to the App Store 2 months ago (August 14th) & …
2009-10-12: Took a big drink of water from a cup full of water I had on my desk. On setting the cup down, …
2009-10-12: I bet when an astronaut says you’re down to Earth, he means it as an insult.
2009-10-11: Sometimes I visit long ago abandoned favorites like glish.com & blogdex.com. It’s sort of …
2009-10-11: Is there a way to set Google not to customize my search results based on my log in? I hate having to …
2009-10-11: Wow, so the sun actually does still exist. I wasn’t sure for a few days there.
2009-10-11: Working out best/worst scenario if we try baked potato microwave method on sweet potatoes. To me, it …
2009-10-10: Baseball scribes, bloggers & twitter pals are half the fun of baseball to me. Thx @fungoes …
2009-10-10: Last chance to get the Boss Monster 8-bit Woot wine Josh, Matthew, Jason & I worked on: …
2009-10-10: Liking several things in tweetie 2, but missing the Raven skin of Twitterrific.
2009-10-10: Yikes, when’s the last time a Missouri team won a game? Rough week across the whole state: …
2009-10-10: The menu at the Tin Can bar is simple, primitive, and fairly effective: bit.ly/qLGt4
2009-10-10: Fox NFL announcer: “If those guys were a coin, it’d be the same coin.”
2009-10-10: Baseball apps moved to last page, red shirts moved to basement, tv recording schedule changed, …
2009-10-10: I hate choreographed score celebration by a winning team, but it’s totally bewildering to see …
2009-10-09: Finally replaced my fancy-but-broken-9-months-ago earbuds. The standard iPhone ones don’t seem …
2009-10-09: It’s as though Turner has no idea that people Tivo games & that moving the start of a game …
2009-10-09: I used Shazam to discover It’s Alright by ESG #shazam
2009-10-09: Just realizing I could Shazam-tweet the entire setlist being played by @__ here @theroyale & you …
2009-10-09: I’d like to see battery times for iPhone on airplane mode (no cell), but with wifi turned on. …
2009-10-09: I realize this sounds a little sad, but 1 of the subtle pleasures is catching up on a week’s …
2009-10-09: The equivalent of knock your socks off in Mexican Spanish is depantsing. I wonder if things are more …
2009-10-09: I use 2 spoons in Mac & Cheese prep: Slotted to drain water tasting a noodle & solid to stir …
2009-10-09: I wonder if we’ll eventually think of this era (after the Steroids Era) as the Broken Bat era.
2009-10-08: I’m all for vaccinations, but I’m still surprised they chose the playoffs to push this …
2009-10-08: Literally, 19 times out of 20 we win that game. Why did this have to be that 20th time? Why not some …
2009-10-08: I hope this morning’s event wasn’t what Charlton Heston meant when he yelled “You …
2009-10-08: Sorry if my status updates are stinky, I had the garlic pasta at Mangia for lunch.
2009-10-08: We live in a world where our tweets are read by robotic rabbits for all to hear. Wait, no, …
2009-10-07: Future of sports: How about instead of multiple camera angles and alternate views we get to switch …
2009-10-07: That was the 1st game I’ve seen make stat use of HD sides of the screen, with pitch tracker …
2009-10-07: Dear Photoshop: I DON’T USE NOTE ANNOTATIONS. Anytime you think I want to add one to my file …
2009-10-07: Debating whether the term should be Unintentional Intentional Walk or Intentional Unintentional …
2009-10-05: Having fun playing with gowalla, since foursquare has yet to honor our city with support, but …
2009-10-05: Kings of France have the best ROI.
2009-10-04: On last SNL, closed captions misinterpreted “what the hell is a disco stick” as …
2009-10-03: I’m at Mangia Italiano in St. Louis, MO gowal.la/s/bPy
2009-10-03: It was sad pulling out the last Cards tickets from our drawer. But great to see them giving out fan …
2009-10-03: When they talk about St. Louis having the best baseball fans, this is who I picture: …
2009-10-03: Ok, so let’s get the lead and put Wainwright in after Pineiro pitches 4 & 2/3rd. …
2009-10-03: I hope this is the last time we have to sit through the fakeout Peabody ad. Ugh, so stupid.
2009-10-03: Good seats for bonus baseball! Hope Freese has practiced catching at least once. twitpic.com/kaija
2009-10-02: Crazy fangraph tonight. I must say, I don’t like it: twitpic.com/k1phj
2009-10-02: HowNow long till someone gets killed after DMing an actual Mafia wiseguy claiming he added the thug …
2009-10-02: This wine has no vintage on the front or back label. I’m mystified how they got that past the …
2009-10-02: Target’s Halloween decorations are very cute and very odd. I’m looking at you baby …
2009-10-02: Successful perforation of the normally unpuncturable “to open push here” tab on a mac …
2009-10-02: I wonder what the average change in win % is for a team pre- and post- clinching a spot in the …
2009-10-02: I’d love it if it was reasonable to have the Peapod as our 2nd car. You can use your iPhone as …
2009-10-01: For fun I was pricing out a GEM (tiny electrical vehicle). I love that one of the options is …
2009-10-01: Trillian picked a good day to do screenshots that show off their Twitter integration: tr.im/AruM …
2009-09-30: Curious, do you win more baseball games where the other team scores six+ or where you score one or …
2009-09-30: Bing’s primary plan of attack for beating Google seems to be paying for product placement on …
2009-09-30: Moving day! Hopefully by tomorrow we’ll all be settled in to our new space. It’s 3 miles …
2009-09-29: So…there’s someone in the alley clearly putting on a Michael Jackson impersonator …
2009-09-29: I once attended a ‘fry everything’ party, but we had nothing on the Texas State Fair: …
2009-09-29: Always awful to moan & gripe about something insignificant & irrelevant as traffic & …
2009-09-29: I love that EXIF photo data, combined with the @cardinals_fg time-stamped play-by-play makes this …
2009-09-28: Tip: I learned from Alton Brown: when cooking frozen pizza, let it sit 5 minutes after removing from …
2009-09-28: Ridiculous amount of wristwatch-related spam in my gmail folder today. Weird how stuff comes in …
2009-09-28: Ok, that was one day of opening my office windows between too-hot and too-cold. I think that’s …
2009-09-27: It’s air-out-the-office day. A little windy, but that’ll encourage me to actually throw …
2009-09-27: This is a more involved (though amateurish) color test than I’ve done before: tr.im/A0FH …
2009-09-27: Push email is good not because I need to know the instant I get mail, but because I need to know …
2009-09-26: Awesome to see the mass of #stlcards fans freaking out at Waino’s pitch count, then happily …
2009-09-26: AWESOME. Hopefully Wainwright’s arm and Molina’s leg don’t fall off.
2009-09-26: Is the term lallation spelled/pronounced like that just for cruelty?
2009-09-26: Fairly certain had Schumaker not dove it would’ve been even more clearly safe. Unacceptable, …
2009-09-26: I, for one, appreciate that Southwest flight 1492 goes to Columbus, Ohio.
2009-09-25: Funny accidental @: RT @AritheGenius i never get a bag of crap…im usually at work on their crappy …
2009-09-25: New phrase the nephews taught me: “That’s so darn it!”
2009-09-25: You haven’t lived till you’ve eaten fried butter. & you won’t live for long, …
2009-09-24: Deja Vu of the worst kind. Trying to get to bed early tonight for an early flight to Dallas tomorrow …
2009-09-24: Almost wanting the Cubs to win so we clinch the division with a win tomorrow. Almost, except …
2009-09-24: Important not to reverse this in my early morning haze: throw the trash in the dumpster, put the …
2009-09-24: Got to stlcardinals (on @__’s iPhone!) & got post-season tickets to a potential game 5 …
2009-09-24: OH: “This is the most unfair thing in life, ever.” Woot employee trying to get the BOC. …
2009-09-23: In 1941 Joe DiMaggio played in 139 games. He hit 30 home runs. He struck out THIRTEEN times. Mark …
2009-09-23: Excitement over the Chrome IE frame is odd. IE6 users are employees forbidden from installing …
2009-09-23: It’s strange they bother with weather forecasts in places where it’s exactly the same …
2009-09-23: I had never heard the term “fireworks obstruction” before. That is an odd category of …
2009-09-22: It feels both surreal & great to be in my own bed after leaving it this morning & spending …
2009-09-22: Perhaps crazier still, I’ll be back in Dallas on Friday. Yes, I’m hand delivering all …
2009-09-22: Microsoft’s Courier looks pretty cool, but I think I’ll hold out for Courier New.
2009-09-22: Reading through the bewildering maze of tumblr post rerereblogging blockquote chaos makes me feel …
2009-09-21: Cardinals were supposed to send out post-season lottery emails today, but it seems no one’s …
2009-09-21: There is a bug in my programming (ok, maybe my whole program is bug): when I have to wake up super …
2009-09-21: The perils of leaving for pre-dawnflight with a co-worker: it’s not till we’re at the …
2009-09-21: Great to see some unknowing Dallas Woot HQ visitors ushered into a conference room with a large sign …
2009-09-21: Sadly, I did not win the Cardinals play-off ticket lottery. However, my loyalty as a fan is …
2009-09-21: I didn’t think I’d regret leaving for Texas without a coat. It’s chilly down here!
2009-09-21: I want an app that will set my screensaver to scroll through the Flickr ‘most …
2009-09-20: The only Mad Ape Den compliant MLBer I could think of was Mel Ott. A pal now got Ron Cey. Some …
2009-09-20: All-MAD bb club? Jim Toy, Ron Cey, Mel & Ed Ott. Lees: Bob, Don, Hal, Roy. Rays: Jim, Irv, Ken. …
2009-09-20: Want a This Here’s My Unicorn Huntin’ Gun tee by @__? Use my $5 off code: 9713ke864l (@ …
2009-09-20: Sucks discovering a cool feature by people griping it’s removed. I literally didn’t know …
2009-09-20: hmm..DirecTV has an app store now. So far, it looks like everything’s free in it.
2009-09-20: Odd. The DirecTV Twitter app shows you the last 4 tweets from a specified person instead of on a …
2009-09-19: When will closed captioning people get the memo? ALL CAPS MEANS SHOUTING. I hate that they only use …
2009-09-18: Just drank the tiniest sip of some vodka infused with the hottest pepper ever. As Ron said, …
2009-09-18: In 1st Monopoly rules property is auctioned. No base price & player landing there has no …
2009-09-18: Going to the Cardinals game with Senator @clairecmc …Ok, not with, but we’ll both be …
2009-09-18: When did numbering the players for score keeping (not uni numbers) happen? I wish 1st, 2nd, 3rd base …
2009-09-18: Lights on at the ballpark. I wonder if we’re in for a sprinkle. twitpic.com/ickti
2009-09-18: Wow, guy with a painted on shirt wins the dance contest. Nice splits and does the worm. Of course, …
2009-09-18: Aren’t there rules for helicopters flying directly over filled stadiums?
2009-09-18: Loving the big L flag someone made and brought to the game. If I live in Chicago I’d bring …
2009-09-18: It’s common sense WIN stat is useless. (Franklin? Seriously?) Many mainstream journalists …
2009-09-18: Seems like we should see Cardinal’s announcer Al Hrabosky’s bar/warehouse, at least …
2009-09-18: The best part of Al Hrabosky’s are the restroom signs: twitpic.com/iddha Any chance Al is ever …
2009-09-18: The Cupid Shuffle makes @__ happy: twitpic.com/ideis
2009-09-17: Some elegant subtle DirecTV DVR upgrades. Recognition of live (sports) events (with options to …
2009-09-17: I bet this @37signals article is the one that gets linked the most when they sell to a larger …
2009-09-17: Wanted: a site that catalogs all the proclaimed days and keys to the cities given out? It’d be …
2009-09-17: When Ovechkin got a key to DC he said: And I’m the president this day in the city, so …
2009-09-16: Enjoyed dinner out watching a kid eat 2 spoonfuls of wasabi mustard on a dare/$10 bribe from his …
2009-09-16: I look at the litter and I see it needs sifting. Still my [plastic] guitar gently weeps.
2009-09-16: I know this is fairly old, but pretty much every post is my new favorite blog post on the internet: …
2009-09-15: Nice to see the Marlins bullpen signing balls & tossing them up to kids.
2009-09-15: Superhero: The Postdictor. Superpower: receives sharp, clear visions of events that have just …
2009-09-15: Someone should inform them that riding a horse does not kill or in any other way necessitate the …
2009-09-15: The MLB app has granted me a 6th sense. It’s like Spidey-sense but instead of danger I have a …
2009-09-14: Saw my first parking flagger / scalper combo. Efficient!
2009-09-14: Beautiful night for a ballgame: twitpic.com/hrmmk I don’t have a great feeling about this one, …
2009-09-14: How is Wellemeyer’s career avg higher than his obp? Am I missing something?
2009-09-14: Free for use with credit by sports scribes (@matthewhleach @dgoold @miklasz @fungoes @joestrauss): …
2009-09-14: Started my 1st solo to stadium-wide slow clap on Albert’s 2nd pitch.
2009-09-14: There is wave bribery going on here. I watched a guy pay 100 people a dollar each to …
2009-09-14: Zitzman is perhaps the worst name for a school I have ever heard.
2009-09-14: Fans still searching for Colby’s HR that just made it over the fence.
2009-09-14: Why didn’t Wellemeyer get the win?
2009-09-14: Ack, all my gmail @37signals basecamp filters broke because they changed it to say basecamp instead …
2009-09-13: Went through 7/8ths of Beatles RB tonight, this time with me as Paul & @__ as Ringo. Hard to …
2009-09-13: Debating buying 2nd (& 3rd?) USB mics…&/or stands. I think I’ll hold off & borrow …
2009-09-13: A step short of email bankruptcy: careful, structured scalpel searches with results safe to archive. …
2009-09-12: It took minutes for me to realize I had an errant window playing an ESPN video in the background, …
2009-09-12: Iron Giant Chef #tvmoviemashup
2009-09-12: Home Sharing seems to make this bit.ly/AcQtI obsolete, but I’m not sure how to merge back.
2009-09-11: I don’t believe that even if I played it for 10,000 hours in Germany I would ever be able to …
2009-09-11: I can’t remember the last time I played through a whole video game in 1 night. Nice to have …
2009-09-11: Did not hear the thunder everyone’s tweeting about. Likely because I live 2000 miles away. …
2009-09-11: It seems like World’s Oldest Person is the deadliest record to hold. Especially considering …
2009-09-10: It struck me as odd that people in Montreal referred to September 11th, 2001 events colloquially as …
2009-09-10: Superhero: Czech Mate. Superpower: Works out all possible moves his opponent can make in battle …
2009-09-09: Any guesses where I was yesterday? twitpic.com/h2zam Wandered into the Lachine Canal.
2009-09-09: Very nearly said “bon jour” to the cashier at Al’s Frys. Maple creemee on the way …
2009-09-09: Odd: Same plane Burlington-Chi as Chi-STL. Still had to get off, carry bags, reboard. Dumb, but less …
2009-09-09: 4 flights leaving 1 gate+our plane tire needs changing, like a car he helpfully says+random added …
2009-09-08: Discovered that no, I cannot eat a 9-course meal. So very very full. Did not pace myself well at …
2009-09-07: Strategy to sneak in 4 meals & 3 out-for-drinks nearly derailed by unexpectedly large dessert. …
2009-09-07: Ooooooomg, second creme brûlée did me in. Also, I’m worried a bit, as it seems 2% of my tweets …
2009-09-06: Kid Rock played at the Vermont County Fair we went to. We did not attend, nor did we eat creme …
2009-09-06: Travel pro-tip: always ask if the corner rooms are different/better. Then ask for top floor: …
2009-09-04: Spotted a Bluebird of Hopelessness (@jamietoon shirt.woot) in security line at airport but decided …
2009-09-04: Was on a boat, but sadly without the cell coverage to have informed you in the present tense.
2009-09-03: Apparently went for a little walk in my sleep last night. No known casualties. I think I’ll …
2009-09-03: Is multiverse singular or plural? Can there be more than one multiverse?
2009-09-03: New compromised goal: Inbox negative. Leave each day with fewer emails than at the start. …
2009-09-03: I don’t have the song from the latest Autotune The News stuck in my head, I just have them …
2009-09-03: Heading out for vacation, which will totally screw up my inbox strategy.Maybe I’ll just …
2009-09-02: I dislike the phrase “another first pitch.” Where does it end?
2009-09-02: Maybe it’s a bad idea to hit our pitcher, eh?
2009-09-02: I miss punching All-Star ballots at the ballgame. How about: 1 player per league voted in as pinch …
2009-09-02: I enjoy a good sunrise, but scientifically, is there any reason it’s any better than a good …
2009-09-02: Normally I’d be pretty disappointed to see the Cardinals leave ten on base. Tonight, …
2009-09-02: What’s the record for ground rule doubles in a game? Three, so far, in this one.
2009-09-02: Enjoyable baseball game, and great company, both IRL and virtual. I love the future we live in.
2009-09-02: For all of their work on ease of use, it’s bewildering that Mac markets all their OS updates …
2009-09-01: What does it say about our shirt.woot audience that 3 of the top 4 in our flora derby involve …
2009-08-31: I am charmed by the tripkick.com search result: “Your search yielded no fruits.”
2009-08-31: Finally upgraded to twiterriffic premium. Wish there’s something cooler than no ads, but the …
2009-08-31: I’m a fan of 5-syllable words with the accent on the 3rd syllable. ignoMINious. Know any …
2009-08-31: Business voice mail messages in Montreal are craaazy long, what with their necessary bilingual …
2009-08-31: I would really not like to live in a house where when one door closes another door opens. Sometimes …
2009-08-31: FYI for those following the chaos, Gmail status updates: tr.im/xFoK
2009-08-31: Just became aware that if I type “resetting” in involuntarily follow it with “your …
2009-08-31: Why St. Petersburg Times owner didn’t leave the paper to his family: “I haven’t …
2009-08-30: I can’t believe they haven’t yet made a Hollywood movie of Red Dwarf yet. I was trying …
2009-08-30: My hard drive is making knocking sounds that very closely mimic the drum beat intro to Phil …
2009-08-30: New word learned today: hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia (If you parse that I bet you can figure it out …
2009-08-30: Yep, fear of 666. Found in the wiki-rabbit-hole of List_of_unusual_personal_names, …
2009-08-30: Some people I hung out with are hanging out with George & Barbara Bush today. I tried getting …
2009-08-30: I officially despise all the ‘free’ large-download filesharing places that torture you …
2009-08-30: Here’s @__ and I putting together our anti-aliased cupcake favicon project: …
2009-08-30: Is there a law that automated menu systems must tell you the menu has recently changed?
2009-08-29: Ex-hausted. Post-parties is where I feel the oldest. And it’s not even midnight. Am I 80?
2009-08-29: Topic tonight: Pantone are evil idiots because they have dozens of yellows, but like 8 blues.
2009-08-29: favicon.icing: twitpic.com/ftn6t Yes, the bakery thought we were big weirdos, but they still made up …
2009-08-29: Guess the film: “2 young siblings find themselves on the run from a dark organ..” …
2009-08-29: .@joebonsall Think how much time & speech would be saved if airlines just made it so oxygen bags …
2009-08-28: John Smoltz is getting a standing ovation on his way in from the bullpen. (via @dgoold) 1st time for …
2009-08-28: The front rows are stocked with cute kids. How I’m ever supposed to get a ball with that going …
2009-08-28: Strong evidence that Kiss Cam exposed an illicit affair tonight.
2009-08-28: So very very tired of the Peabody ad fakeout. I hope this is paying for Holliday’s re-signing.
2009-08-28: Late night debating: does “likely” have to mean a greater than 50% chance?
2009-08-28: Watching Take Me Out to the Ball Game with 5’7” & 5’8” Sinatra & …
2009-08-28: Did any Indians anywhere ever say anything like “How” as a greeting? Where did that come …
2009-08-28: Enjoying a last bit of lazy hanging around before the prep for tonight’s shirt.woot party at …
2009-08-28: Remembering what shirt I wore at last year’s shirt.woot party tr.im/xre5 so I can pick what to …
2009-08-27: I predict PBS changes their mind & funds Reading Rainbow. I also predict an abstract statement …
2009-08-27: Who pays $3,865 for jeans? Now $1,298, that’s reasonable. (I’d link to the sale so you …
2009-08-27: Laptop won’t connect to our WiFi. But iPhone will. & the laptop will tether with my phone. …
2009-08-27: I’ve pre-ordered software online many times, not getting it till after everyone who goes to a …
2009-08-27: The giveaway tonight is a hard plastic water bottle explicitly not ever allowed in the ballpark, …
2009-08-26: You don’t win many series with 4 runs in 2 games, but I’ll take it. Hopefully going to …
2009-08-26: USAA bank lets you take a pic of your check & upload it via their iPhone app. I wonder if …
2009-08-26: OH: Naming a file -final is the most certain way to ensure there will be future revisions. -final2 …
2009-08-26: Julio Lugo is 1 of the privileged few whom the jumbotron designers have deemed deserve to display …
2009-08-26: The premium beer stand is a hit: twitpic.com/fh1ou
2009-08-26: I appreciate being the most popular #twittercrush, but sorry ladies (& fellows) @_ is taken. …
2009-08-26: My understanding based on the in-stadium ads is that the power from today’s game is from …
2009-08-26: Turns out, you usually need to score more than 3 to win a game. Like this one, for instance. …
2009-08-26: 2nd time in 2 weeks found 1st gen iPhone left in the bathroom. Just left it there, it’s not a …
2009-08-25: I hope the new Mac OS X Snow Leopard update does not puke on our rug like our other cats do.
2009-08-25: So…what are the odds the Cardinals only face teams with losing records in the post-season? We do …
2009-08-25: My crime-solver TV show premise: casting agency places ad in Yellow Pages, gets misheard as …
2009-08-25: It is a very black and white day looking at the 4 woot thumbnails from the viewpoint of kids.woot …
2009-08-25: IKEA abandons Futura for Verdana, seemingly so their catalog matches their website. NOW can we get …
2009-08-25: Favorite typo of the day: instead of tooltips, I typed ‘tootlips’
2009-08-24: Watching last Thursday’s Conan, Robin Williams told the “read the card” joke that …
2009-08-24: Reading over tweetingtoohard.com and “I write the songs that make the whole world sing” …
2009-08-24: Trying to think of a movie where a trip to Mexico doesn’t end in disaster. Ok, yes, I’m …
2009-08-24: Wow, the iPhone game Civilization drained my battery to nothing even while it was in a charger.
2009-08-24: The Dukes of Hazzard forever ruined my ability to spell hazard correctly.
2009-08-23: I wonder if the Phillies Eric Bruntlett is the only MLBer to get an error and an unassisted triple …
2009-08-23: Watched The Road to Bali, a Bob Hope/Bing Crosby pic. Some excellent 4th-wall-busting: …
2009-08-23: Another beautiful day for a rooftop lunch overlooking Tower Grove Park: twitpic.com/f4ppu
2009-08-23: If you’d like a $5 off $20 price, coupon code for yellow & red Sputnik,1st come/1st …
2009-08-22: From the lead singer of the Oak Ridge Boys: RT @DUANEALLEN YO, @_, ADDRESSING YOU WITH A SYMBOL …
2009-08-22: At the Oak Ridge Boys show. We’re meeting up for creme brûlée afterwards. twitpic.com/exm9g
2009-08-22: I love that this is the big news in Hannibal: twitpic.com/ey1c8
2009-08-22: Hey @oakridgeboys, hurry up, I’m hungry and the creme brûlée’s waiting!
2009-08-22: For future reference, port wine ice cream is awesome. I like it better than port wine Riesling is …
2009-08-22: There’s no place like home, but the Dowager house @garthmansion runs a pretty close 2nd.
2009-08-22: I know it’s just 1 start but I’m going out on a limb & say our new #5 starter is an …
2009-08-21: As long as I make sure to stay at @garthmansion twice a year, I will always have a fresh toothbrush.
2009-08-21: Laying in bed watching the morning sun evaporate the rain off the tree tops: twitpic.com/eusgw
2009-08-21: I suppose somewhere along the way I’m supposed to get out of bed. twitvid.com/7E13A
2009-08-21: Feeding llamas with the @oakridgeboys. twitpic.com/ev6zv
2009-08-21: We’ve decided When Harry Met Sally is I’m On A Boat as Clerks is to Lazy Sunday. Layers …
2009-08-21: I’m @ a bed & breakfast down a dirt road outside a small town with a country band big in …
2009-08-21: Also, the band has an iPhone app & the b&b has a ustream webcam. This is either the future …
2009-08-20: A wikipedia page that sounded more exciting than it turned out to be: Flags whose reverse differs …
2009-08-20: If I’m looking at this right, the Cardinals have the largest divisional lead in baseball now, …
2009-08-20: Got blocked from my fave b&b (@garthmansion) by @theoakridgeboys. I’ll listen to the …
2009-08-20: All has been worked out with @garthmansion! Going to iTunes to buy an @oakridgeboys album & …
2009-08-20: I have to admit, it’s cool @oakridgeboys are on Twitter & have an iPhone app, but …
2009-08-20: Living the life of an ‘80s video game character would suck. You’re peacefully wandering …
2009-08-19: I’m wondering if Wainwright got a blister or some other mild injury. It seemed like a switch …
2009-08-19: I hadn’t seen this stormtrooper epilogue shot before: twurl.nl/cets2w
2009-08-18: Petting Cricket, our softest cat, but secretly remembering how soft @passrby & Stephanie’s …
2009-08-18: Is there some reason they song Take Me Out To The Ballgame twice in a row at Dodger Stadium?
2009-08-17: It was a surprise to me to find out how closely Mr. Bean is an homage to Mr Hulot, but their …
2009-08-17: So far, so good on the kids.woot launch. Adrenaline flowing even though I can’t do much but …
2009-08-17: Thanks to the Cards winning a bunch, I managed to get 2 Cardinals tickets for a total of $9. Now to …
2009-08-17: Just ate all the crumbs out of the cupcake tupperware. Mmm…orange glaze is so tasty. I think …
2009-08-17: I want to make a site with tips on good password techniques. 1: Enter your primary password so we …
2009-08-16: All right, so I wish I’d stayed, but it’s not as though I’d rather …
2009-08-16: Suddenly started hearing keyboard cat playing. I looked around to see what embarrassing mistake …
2009-08-15: Fun, fire alarm evacuation of all of #gencon: twitpic.com/e27qe
2009-08-15: Signed my first autograph of the Con. Hilarious to think what that guy’s going to do with …
2009-08-15: Recommendation for a 3-4 hour audio book from iTunes?
2009-08-15: I may have accidentally purchased the Coraline audio book in German. It’s going to be a long …
2009-08-15: 15 minutes before I left for GenCon I was sitting in Busch Stadium, and 90 minutes after I’m …
2009-08-15: Underground bar is packed again: twitpic.com/e5pqd Annoyingly, we can’t even watch the …
2009-08-15: Still raining, but looks like they’re making sure the tarp is ready to remove: …
2009-08-15: Nice to see a Padres pitcher hanging out in the rain talking to a couple kids: twitpic.com/e5uwv
2009-08-15: This game got the best of me. Burning hot followed by two rain days, I’m watching the rest …
2009-08-14: I wish I’d taken pics of everyone wearing Iron Maiden shirts. As Ezra noticed, they’re …
2009-08-13: 12seconds - 1/300th of a rotation around Indianapolis. tiny12.tv/C2MJA
2009-08-13: Idea: A de-highlighter (delighter?) which de-emphasizes (grays out) some text (for those times …
2009-08-13: Ha, I was right, the iPhone 3GS takes pics just before you click the shutter: tr.im/wopk (I’d …
2009-08-12: I’m going to hazard a guess I’m the only one in this crowd of 42,000 attending GenCon …
2009-08-12: Dear MODOT: while the primary highway is closed, how about don’t close the primary 44 exit to …
2009-08-12: I know it’s not that impressive considering who was up, but I called that HR, on that specific …
2009-08-12: Who do I talk to in order to get Hardees to use the stars on their sign to count off our Ks?
2009-08-12: New term: SABR-wave - designation given when the crowd appropriately waits till Win % is at …
2009-08-12: I find it a touch creepy that the Indy Hyatt rotating restaurant has the same name as Hitler’s …
2009-08-12: But CRIPES what a view: twitpic.com/dseqv
2009-08-11: Even with tying run on 2nd we only had a 15% win chance. That helps the K hurt less. Of course, …
2009-08-11: To me, it seems there’s huge expense running a company in Silicon Valley: constant employee …
2009-08-11: My external hard drive was considerate enough to give me a couple loud knocks prior to its eventual …
2009-08-11: I’m glad it’s Carpenter tonight, I need a quick & short ballgame. I’m heading …
2009-08-11: Working with the Feds on wine labels is similar to submitting to the Apple app store. No way to …
2009-08-10: Sitting in 449 with @__ & family. I sense I am directly above @fungoes head.
2009-08-10: Bee-yutiful night for a ballgame. Let’s go no-rain!
2009-08-10: Sunset, breeze, cool temps, ominous clouds… twitpic.com/dgan2
2009-08-10: Tried to give a little applause to Kip, but I think I was alone in the stadium.
2009-08-10: Ugh, I was at Ankiel’s wall dive and now this one. I don’t know how he had the thought …
2009-08-10: Seve-nothing against the Cubs. It’s a good night for Cardinals baseball.
2009-08-10: At Mike Shannon’s, wondering how much Mike Shannon would absolutely hate being out here on the …
2009-08-10: I find it far easier to search for & record shows to my DVR using the iPhone app than on TV. Not …
2009-08-09: Bummed tr.im URL shortener closed. A) excellent stats B) tracking of previous urls C) 1 character …
2009-08-09: Trying out tweetburner. Amazingly, got _ username, even. Twurl.nl wastes 2 characters, but otherwise …
2009-08-09: Considering demoting the phone icon from my iPhone top-4 and just putting it on page 1. I wonder how …
2009-08-09: Bummer, looks like Rolen won’t be playing tomorrow, based on medical recommendation today that …
2009-08-09: Without fail, in the 1st shower after a haircut, I use far too much shampoo. It’s a 30 year …
2009-08-09: It’s surprising, and pleasant, how apologetic some people are for accidentally @_ing me. …
2009-08-08: Fought to stay awake till a slightly unreasonable hour, but I’m losing the battle.
2009-08-08: The Cardinals have played .500 baseball over the last 100 days. That’d be depressing if we …
2009-08-07: Translate Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! into .jp/.en to get: I’m a …
2009-08-07: Biting @passrby ’s style ideas with my two-tone swapped nCase iPhone case.
2009-08-06: Note to self: If caught in N. Korea with torture imminent, remember, scream “whatever you do, …
2009-08-06: Show your support for the colorblind by changing your avatar to black-and-white like I did! (via …
2009-08-05: It’s nice that @__ tries to make me feel like I’m just letting her win at Wii bowling. …
2009-08-05: Finally, I can tweet to you all that Twitter was down for awhile there. Whew.
2009-08-05: Working from the rooftop. Couldn’t get our WiFi signal, which inspired me to do a little …
2009-08-05: Cool, I guess someone at NPR follows us on Twitter: tr.im/vN1u
2009-08-04: It’s goofy, but I feel superstitious even watching pre-recorded Cardinals games.
2009-08-04: Biggest come-from-behind? RT @cardinals_fg 5-7, 5 % to Win, Bot 8, 0 Outs, 1__, Daniel Murphy walk …
2009-08-04: Molina’s two put-outs (vs. successful stolen bases) or the Grand Slam vs. an out, higher win % …
2009-08-04: I prefer “dos & don’ts” over “do’s & …
2009-08-04: I honestly don’t mind all the scoring against us, but where the heck was our scoring?
2009-08-04: So maybe that’s what a migraine is.
2009-08-04: 12seconds - I wonder if Live on the Levee organizers fully knew what Sonic Youth sounded like. …
2009-08-03: Watching The Wiz, which sadly is not particularly good so far. Michael Jackson’s the …
2009-08-03: The iPhone version of flickr is nice & all, but something they’ve done makes it so you …
2009-08-03: Fave accidental mention of the night: @_ B_MITCH don’t act like u not goin nowhere (via …
2009-08-03: #shortmovie “Your house landed on the witch!” “Oh dear! I want to go home.” …
2009-08-03: Got frustrated figuring out how to release the height-adjuster on a new monitor. @joshboelter said …
2009-08-02: I tweeted about St. Louis & the Cardinals & ended up getting sucked into some retweet vortex …
2009-08-02: Ate a peach so juicy it clearly held more liquid than could be contained in its volume. I suspect a …
2009-08-01: It’s odd that older films felt the need to end a minute after the climax resolution. Or that …
2009-08-01: Interesting that on Amazon’s Snow Leopard preorder page, 100% end up ultimately pre-ordering …
2009-08-01: I hope Rolen gets an ovation on his return. He disliked LaRussa, not the Cardinals or St. Louis, …
2009-07-31: By my quick calculations, over a season, LF, from a right-side dugout, travels over 150 MILES …
2009-07-31: At an average of 100 calories a mile & 3500 calories a pound, LFers burn 4 pounds more a year …
2009-07-31: Bizarre full, every ad everywhere in Busch Stadium for coal.
2009-07-31: Debating with @__ the merits of booing strategically correct intentional walks.
2009-07-31: Learned above the urinal: GEICO is an acronym for Government Employees Insurance COmpany.
2009-07-31: Ugh, maybe the most inappropriate wave timing yet.
2009-07-31: Confused by Kiss-cam serenade: LOVE STINKS.
2009-07-31: Some day I hope the person who decides when Cotton-eyed-Joe plays looks up the original highly …
2009-07-31: Not too much corkball being played at the corkball tourney: twitpic.com/cegl3
2009-07-31: Someone should do a scientific study on the best way to fold, bend, wrinkle, lick your 50/50 tickets …
2009-07-31: All right, giving up on the corkball tournament and on any thoughts I had of becoming a …
2009-07-31: How do you know when you’ve licked enough frosting off the mixing spatula? You involuntarily …
2009-07-31: Remember how we thought whistle-tips were just a fad, that they were going to go away? Well, at …
2009-07-30: Campers, don’t forget: you can’t spell camouflage without guacomole.
2009-07-30: It’s unclear why the cat is only obsessed with getting in kitchen cabinets on the east side …
2009-07-30: So La Russa means The Russian in Italian. That presents an interesting genealogy.
2009-07-30: Common comment in the second half of a brainstorming session: “Who can we find that will help …
2009-07-29: Ok, what’s the gag? Ludwick bunting tonight, DeRosa yesterday? Are signs getting confused?
2009-07-29: I certainly did not expect this game to go later than yesterday’s rain delayed one. It’s …
2009-07-29: Sorry guys, if I knew that I could’ve just asked for the Cardinal win I would’ve asked a …
2009-07-29: My two spelling nemeses: exaggerating and embarrassing
2009-07-29: Idiotic voicemail instructions must go away: tr.im/uO40 Can we replace with the “Just wait for …
2009-07-29: Yikes, the AT&T guy whose email address Pogue posted in the NY Times is on vacation until …
2009-07-29: “Passwords must be 6-9 characters in length & must contain at least 1 number & 1 …
2009-07-28: Walking to the game on way out of teen-filled parking lot @__ asks “Jonas brothers …
2009-07-28: Glad we made it to the “secret” bar early, nice seat at a table, beer & nachos, this …
2009-07-28: Aaaaand, we made JumboTron: twitpic.com/bz42u mustaches and all!
2009-07-28: Crowd feels really hostile tonight. 90 minutes of drinking + drizzling rain + Manny. Lots of …
2009-07-28: Is that why we got DeRosa? Because he’s a good bunter?
2009-07-28: NOW is when you start the wave. But no, we had to do it when it was 0-0.
2009-07-28: Glendene Wonders is tonight’s designated driver.
2009-07-28: They waited to the LAST second to decide on a pinch hitter. Crazy, with Wainwright at 110 pitches.
2009-07-28: Ok, Bisch stadium crowd Now don’t you all wish you’d waited to do the wave?
2009-07-28: I wonder how many of these hecklers would take steroids every day for a 1% chance at being a major …
2009-07-28: That’s a W! Too late for fireworks?
2009-07-28: One of my tweets ( tr.im/uxfL ) turned into a million dollar idea podcast by the incomparable …
2009-07-28: Most hated word of the day (I know it’s early, but I think this one’s solidly going to …
2009-07-28: I’d like to see a timeline of the various search technologies Yahoo has used. Inktomi, Google, …
2009-07-27: Switched to the other game and was confused for a bit: 1-1 tie, with solo homers on both sides by …
2009-07-27: Maybe my dream will come true and the Cubs and Astros will play 27 innings and wear everyone out for …
2009-07-27: Well, at least that’s an exciting ending. Wrong way, but exciting.
2009-07-27: It’s counterproductive, but sometimes it annoys me when I find the answer in the Help file …
2009-07-27: Tonight’s ballgame is looking more and more questionable. Them’s some dark clouds and …
2009-07-27: Briefly tried integrating Twitter with Trillian, but it kept seeming like @THE_REAL_SHAQ was IMing …
2009-07-27: All mustached up for tonight’s (wet) Cardinals game: twitpic.com/byl7y
2009-07-26: Once you get past the desperate attempt to tie Twitter into everything, this is an interesting …
2009-07-26: I really really am enjoying this Fountains Of Wayne Hotline song (not by Fountains of Wayne, by …
2009-07-26: There should be a DIY ruler site. You enter “14 inches” & it replies “length …
2009-07-26: Boy, this red dot/green dot baseball controversy is about the lamest definition possible for …
2009-07-25: At the Museum of Science and Industry checking out Harry Potter and the Overly Protective Lawyers …
2009-07-24: Enjoying a Chicago lightning/thunderstorm. Very very sleepy.
2009-07-23: Top Chef Masters is a gold standard for reality TV. Contestants work together so they all do their …
2009-07-23: There have been 9 multi-pitcher no-hitters, but no multi-pitcher perfect games. I’d think …
2009-07-23: Favorite bug of the day: Amazon MP3 autocorrects (last, first) Blood, Sweat & Tears to Sweat …
2009-07-23: Also enjoyable, the wonderful Wind & Fire Earth: twitpic.com/bemhe
2009-07-23: Most perfect perfect game? Sandy Koufax Ks 14, everyone but shortstop. Wins 1-0. Opp. pitcher: 1H …
2009-07-23: If you took a slice from the moon’s diameter and measured it in square miles, what state or …
2009-07-23: Moon diameter: 2,158 mi. Pi*(2,159/2)^2= 3,660,961 sq.mi. Britannica gives 3,676,487 sq.mi. (or 0.4% …
2009-07-23: I’m enjoying that the Holliday trade debate is if it’s a good deal, if it’s …
2009-07-22: How I’ll judge today’s run: I loaded up the Nike Run site, went out running, came back, …
2009-07-22: 216,000 people born/day. 150/minute. A sucker born every minute, or 0.67%. Look left, right, & …
2009-07-22: #ultimatemovie Carrie drives Christine, with Cujo in the passenger seat running over people’s …
2009-07-22: Will I ever not be nervous clicking ‘update’ when sending a @woot tweet? An odd …
2009-07-22: STL-area native Mark Buehrle throws a perfect game! Only 18th in baseball history. & he …
2009-07-22: Given the terrible teams over the years that have even worse stretches & horrendous games, …
2009-07-21: I love that it’s becoming a trend for people to use @_ when confessing to unspeakable acts …
2009-07-21: e.g., RT @PrincessQuana #GoodSex is wat I have every time I give @ some action ;) he got some …
2009-07-21: I heard the distinct sounds of a school bus stopping & starting up in front & instinctively …
2009-07-21: By my calculations, it was roughly around 1200 AD that there was literally a sucker born every …
2009-07-20: Opting to watch a bit of the ISS repair on NASA tv to compare to the moon landing footage.
2009-07-20: It’s always awkward when you can tell the bride/groom didn’t listen to the lyrics: Every …
2009-07-20: Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” #badweddingsong
2009-07-20: The Buzzcock’s “Orgasm Addict” #badweddingsong
2009-07-20: Rick Springfield’s “[I wish I had] Jessie’s Girl” #badweddingsongs
2009-07-20: Learned: Those who hold their liquor well are called hidari-kiki in Japan, …
2009-07-19: Babe Ruth got into the Hall of Fame with 95.13% vote. Who were the 4.87% who believed Babe Ruth …
2009-07-19: I cropped & tweaked my panorama of Sonic Youth under the Arch last Saturday, stitched together …
2009-07-18: I cannot believe they haven’t yet released Joe’s Apartment on Blu-Ray yet. You with me? …
2009-07-18: I would like to one day ride in an autogyro. Also, I think I’ve determined I like any movie …
2009-07-18: The iPhone autocorrects the Smurfs to the Smiths, which brings up an interesting conspiracy theory.
2009-07-18: I like that “Why does Rice play Texas?” is apparently on par with why we chose the moon …
2009-07-18: Made a panorama of the Sonic Youth under the Arch concert using my iPhone. It’s very vertical …
2009-07-18: Learned: the Pony Express operated it’s full MO to CA route for only 11 months, grossed $90k …
2009-07-18: I’m confused: can’t LaRussa tell Schumaker that he’s not allowed to slide into …
2009-07-18: I wonder how much the needless 1st-base slide bothers LaRussa. Maybe a 3 on 1-10? Probably depends …
2009-07-18: It’s surprising how awful the iPhone Voice Control is. It’s wrong more often than right. …
2009-07-17: The best part of the Sonic Youth show is this weather. 2nd is this place (the Arch). 3rd is the …
2009-07-17: twitpic.com/appcj
2009-07-17: Woot shirt walking by at the Sonic Youth show, but you’ll have to take my word on it…no pic of …
2009-07-17: Hint to the band. The 2nd encore is less of a surprise when you immediately drum-check and paste up …
2009-07-17: August 2nd is a Run the Bases day at Busch. Take your kids, I wish I’d been able to do that …
2009-07-17: & throw away the oars, forever…I feel like he’s hedging. Why not get rid of the boat? …
2009-07-17: Next time he’s invited to a Home Run Derby, let’s get Brad Lidge to pitch to Pujols.
2009-07-17: If I were able, I’d name a reservoir-maker Outout. 1st, it’s a fun name to say. 2nd we …
2009-07-17: I’d like a Twitter app with a feature to ignore any tweets with a given word in them, even if …
2009-07-17: Quite the challenging word find: twitpic.com/atqgz
2009-07-16: Someone make the movie connecting the Whoville of Horton Hears a Who & the Whoville of How the …
2009-07-16: Going bananas, totally nuts, complete fruitcake. What other crazy foods are there?
2009-07-16: So, Gmail now has 8GB, free. When Gmail launched, a little more than 5 years ago, Hotmail had 2MB. …
2009-07-16: You know how you accidentally paste the wrong thing into an IM or chat window? I just pasted …
2009-07-15: The Harry Potter film was enjoyable, though [MILD SPOILER] I was surprised how quickly/shallowly …
2009-07-15: LazyWeb: I created @ApolloX to tweet transcripts of Apollo missions in real time. Can anyone help …
2009-07-15: It is odd to purposefully have radio static & interference in the background on my headphones, …
2009-07-14: Wow, that was a long, irritating, stale Taco Bell ad. Time crawled.
2009-07-14: Working up the energy to head out to THE MOVIE EVENT OF THE YEAR, or so I imagine @__ feels.
2009-07-14: Not sure who scheduled the Harry Potter debut on the night of the All-Star game. Didn’t they …
2009-07-14: Ok, back to the real games. Cardinals in first place!
2009-07-14: It’s never obvious to me whether the button outlined in blue or the button filled in blue is …
2009-07-14: Now that the crowd’s gone, I’m sure they’ll eagerly get to work on Ballpark …
2009-07-13: Are you more of a !? or a ?! interrobanger?
2009-07-13: I made it to the big time and got a baseball trading card. Some of you may recognize my batting …
2009-07-12: Noticable cheer in the stadium pre-scoreboard announcement of Ludwick HR from radio listeners. Loud, …
2009-07-12: Upcoming jumbotron shot, unless our section was too timid to make the cut…
2009-07-12: Tied up at 5 just as the clock ticks 7:30. There is a conspiracy to keep us here all night.
2009-07-12: It is very weird to see bases 2/3rds of the way up basepaths. Are they going to run on the grass …
2009-07-12: Crazily it’s completely clear skies now.
2009-07-12: Vince Coleman: “We always tried to go out there & electrify the crowd.” & when …
2009-07-12: So now that @shelldunc has ‘retired’ from Twitter (I hardly knew ye), how about he let …
2009-07-11: Has a WiFi SSID signal named something like FreePublicWifi ever turned out to be connectable & …
2009-07-11: We began our elegant meal at Terrene with a delightful amuse-bouche of cherry and Coke flavored …
2009-07-11: Do they have 7-11s in Europe? Is their free Slurpee day in November?
2009-07-11: Preparing for a full day of Busch Stadium, hoping the heat isn’t too too bad. Nachos for …
2009-07-11: Watching the All-Star Futures Game? @__ & I are row 6 behind the yellow Post-Dispatch tarp. Look …
2009-07-11: Seriously? No Cards / Cubs updates on the scoreboard?
2009-07-11: It’s tough seeing players born in the early 90s out here. Wilmer Flores, August ‘91, …
2009-07-11: After telling everyone we’re behind the Post-Dispatch tarp, they go and rebrand it a red …
2009-07-11: Can we at least watch Cards/Cubs on the video screen? It’s showing out near Shannon’s …
2009-07-11: Who’s the 3rd base coach for tha Cards at this Cubs game?
2009-07-11: Suggestion from @__ for the stadium audio: Ridin’ the Storm Out.
2009-07-11: I hope this Cardinals cap is colorfast: red rain is coming down, red rain.
2009-07-11: I have to say, this is one of the best places to watch the Cards/Cubs, even if it is an away game. …
2009-07-11: I’m disappointed to see they fixed the I in BIG MAC. They would’ve gotten far more value …
2009-07-11: The Futures game has turned into long distance frisbee game between the pitchers or outfield. Lots …
2009-07-11: The only time I’ve been at Busch longer was when I camped overnight for World Series tickets, …
2009-07-11: It’s bewildering that they’re holding to their “no alcohol after 5:30” …
2009-07-11: At Dodger stadium they have a “no umbrellas” policy. Apparently we need one here. Not …
2009-07-10: We do not yet live in the future that allows me to figure out what movie is playing at this bar.
2009-07-10: West end girls. Western girls. Restroom girls.
2009-07-10: Pleasant morning wrong-number: 90-ish year old lady - “Clarence, after all that we’ve …
2009-07-10: Debating tonight’s activities… 80% chance of rain + parking situation & crowds dampening …
2009-07-09: Successfully completed day 2, using #nikeplus run-walk training, which is a bit easy, but since my …
2009-07-09: Watched the family send-off of the MJ Memorial and then the Billy Mays tribute episode. Time to …
2009-07-09: Google Calendar is so good at conversational dates (Lunch next Tuesday with Joel) it’s sad …
2009-07-09: Didn’t know Weird Al’s Fat, parody of Michael Jackon’s Bad was actually shot on …
2009-07-09: Can yooooooou uuuuuunderstaaaaand it? #1stdraftmovielines
2009-07-09: Started a good article on whales & interspecies communication. Then noticed it’s 10 pages: …
2009-07-09: Rollie Fingers will be at the celebrity softball event. I really really hope that’s why all …
2009-07-08: 1st attempt tonight to see if pretty graphs will help motivate me to run. How’d I do? …
2009-07-08: Clearly Wellemeyer needs to grow a mustache, STAT.
2009-07-08: The morning sun’s lighting up golden rays through the window & illuminating millions of …
2009-07-08: New theory derived from a CNN article: Michael Jackson a glove on one hand as a high-fashion attempt …
2009-07-08: twimission: Accidentally removing a critical word (often, the verb) in a tweet. Caused by …
2009-07-08: Occasionally I’ll click over to a twitter page of someone I follow who seems reasonably active …
2009-07-08: Bummed Elvis Costello is playing under the Arch. Well, no. That’d be awesome. Bummed that …
2009-07-08: I thought MLB at bat blackouts were bad here: Every Blue Jays game across all of Canada & every …
2009-07-08: Tried catching up on XHTML 2.0 controversy, HTML 5 standards, text/html|text/xml|xhtml+xml but then …
2009-07-08: LOCK THE DOORS, ROLL UP THE WINDOWS, AND DO NOT GET OUT OF THE CAR, THAT KITTEN HAS RABIES! …
2009-07-08: “I was 73, going on 74 the first time I saw a dead body.” #1stdraftmovielines
2009-07-08: Frankly my dear, you’re right. I’m sorry I hadn’t considered your feelings. It …
2009-07-08: Would you like to play really-for-real-no-joke-launch-nuclear-missiles-at-Russia? …
2009-07-07: Is the bigger Halloween celebrity RIP costume Michael or Billy? I don’t think it’s Ed or …
2009-07-07: Purely from a verbal and written efficiency standpoint, I wish Google had just called it Google OS …
2009-07-07: I hereby declare the rest of today “try a new gmail theme” day. I’m switching from …
2009-07-07: I found a batch of undocumented features of the new Google Chrome OS tr.im/rsaP (with compositional …
2009-07-07: Hey @southwestair You list St. Louis as “St. Louis” in your From list. With a …
2009-07-07: Got 3 trips to Dallas planned, because of the @southwestair $120/rd fare. Now to determine if I want …
2009-07-07: There appears to be no reasonable online explanation of why Southwest Air is abbreviated WN (by FAA …
2009-07-06: Waiting on @__ to get our weekly post-corkball @theroyale Match meat goodness. Considered the …
2009-07-06: I finally had enough and turned off the ‘is now following you’ emails. I’m not …
2009-07-06: It is a bit concerning to me how obviously worth it my Amazon Prime membership has been. I …
2009-07-06: What does it take for a Google product to come out of beta? Apparently, primarily a need to start …
2009-07-06: Goofy: Notifications on the iPhone are modal, even above a phone call, so I have to OK my News …
2009-07-06: Overlapr is fun, but mostly I enjoy this functioning url: overlapr.com/_/__
2009-07-06: Is there a name for the practice of raising your hand up and down to guide your voice going to …
2009-07-06: Corey Feldman giving his best WHY WON’T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE look while dressed in costume as …
2009-07-06: Winner of the most WTF way to watch the Michael Jackson Memorial: demonbaby.com/mjforever… …
2009-07-06: Wanted: Windows browser feature button - Narrow or widen to the narrowest point without a horizontal …
2009-07-06: Coined a new term today: “auto-cheironomy.” Self-directing your own voice with hand …
2009-07-06: Frozen with indecision over what to do to celebrate 12:34:56 tonight (on 7/8/09). Current thought …
2009-07-05: I highly recommend buying a season of Top Gear for airplane viewing. (Bonus: no embarrassing sex …
2009-07-05: Thanks, Baltimore. The swimming, rapping, BBQing, fireworking, country-musicking & avenuing were …
2009-07-05: RIP Bob M. The Fog of War may be my top Mad Ape Den pic of any era. Got any you owe a tip of the hat …
2009-07-05: On every elevator ride & most plane rides I find myself sizing up the passengers to determine …
2009-07-05: Pro-tip: Hit ? in any of the google apps (gmail, calendar) to bring up a lightbox with keyboard …
2009-07-05: I was trying to figure out why none of our Cardinals packages have any upcoming games. Next home …
2009-07-05: Decent Chicago take on a St. Louis visit, though I’m pretty sure hurricanes have calm eyes, …
2009-07-05: I can’t afford to go to the All Star game, but I’m excited about going to Sunday’s …
2009-07-04: Had a pizza delivered to a BBQ. Is that a faux pas?
2009-07-04: Got to hear the Baltimore version of the Star Spangled Banners, complete with the big O.
2009-07-04: Street fired fireworks are the best! Also, the scariest. twitpic.com/9cojb
2009-07-04: I really hate when you click a deep-linked site URL on your phone and it forwards you to the front …
2009-07-04: OH airport McDonald’s employees: “You hear McNair got killed?” “Yeah, I …
2009-07-03: Swimming in Prettyboy reservoir near Baltimore was awesome…& prohibited! We stayed, despite the …
2009-07-03: Bases loaded, Pujols at bat, my Twitter app crashes. I hurriedly load the MLB app & am confused …
2009-07-03: Is it statistically accurate (so far this year) to say, with the bases loaded and Pujols up, …
2009-07-03: Spontaneous Michael Jackson dance party post- rap round robin in Baltimore. Attempted moonwalking …
2009-07-03: Huh: Joe DiMaggio has the 2nd-longest minor-league hitting streak (61 games for the San Francisco …
2009-07-02: Realized today, at least the last 5 cars purchased by St. Louis Woot employees have been Hondas. I …
2009-07-02: Once again, up far too early. I’m not liking how often I’m having to do this lately. …
2009-07-02: This Edward Tufte ad’s disappointingly poorly designed: tr.im/qJUT Like it was made by someone …
2009-07-02: I’m going to petition that it is morally and ethically wrong to have anything scheduled that …
2009-07-02: Weird, same flight attendants on this STL-Baltimore flight as my Dallas-STL flight yesterday, and …
2009-07-02: Flight attendant comped us coffee & Bailey’s. You’ll never get that on Delta. …
2009-07-01: Bummed I’m not at the Cards game with @__, but it’s awesome seeing my crazy little …
2009-07-01: Watched my team win with a walk-off homer, then switched channels and watched my brother’s …
2009-07-01: I love Super-Mario-cloud days.
2009-06-29: Pretending I live in Australia again.
2009-06-29: Surprisingly ended up with several bruised fingers after yesterday’s corkball game. Maybe a …
2009-06-28: Bedtime reading material - working through the logic of the examples in the baseball rule for …
2009-06-28: In case you haven’t seen it, the Billy Mays ESPN ads are fantastic. Here’s my favorite: …
2009-06-28: AH, BILLY MAYS’S HEART WAS TOO BIG. MAKES SENSE, ON SEVERAL LEVELS. I HATE HOW “SUDDEN …
2009-06-28: OH, AT LUNCH ON THE ROOFTOP, RE: INDEPENDENCE DAY - “WE HAD JEFFERSON, WHO WAS ON THE OTHER …
2009-06-28: “If at all possible” is among the most common wastes of 18 letters I can think of. …
2009-06-27: Finally saw Star Trek in theater. Thought I’d waited too long. Quite enjoyable. Nokia & …
2009-06-27: Pujols hits two home runs, and the MLB TV play of the day is his defensive play. I love it.
2009-06-27: I have some fear we traded a may-be Danny Haren for a could-be Mark Mulder, but logically this …
2009-06-27: Wow, Billy Mays died. I would’ve barely known who it was last year, but I’ve enjoyed …
2009-06-27: Packed bar (Amsterdam on Morganford) with fingers crossed that the US can hold on. twitpic.com/8oy4e
2009-06-27: I’m surprised “I wish it had been the Shamwow guy” isn’t a trending topic …
2009-06-26: There needs to be a site that lists all the various parish carnivals each weekend. I need a …
2009-06-26: I want an iPhone app like Shazam, but for bird calls. I hold it up to the tweeting & it IDs and …
2009-06-26: Maybe some of the Cardinals’ video prowess is due to FSMW being 1 of 3 team networks with a …
2009-06-26: Did a little garden work, then went to the Loop. Committed to a serious level of A/C for the rest of …
2009-06-25: I took this as an excuse to finally watch Captain EO tr.im/pNRQ (via @boogah) Francis Ford Coppola? …
2009-06-25: Now creepy headline from 3 weeks ago: “Will Michael Jackson survive his concert …
2009-06-25: My pal & Woot podcast guy Matthew eulogizes MJ quite nicely: bit.ly/mE2ls
2009-06-25: I remember gushing to my mom about MJ in 3rd grade and her replying “He seems like a very …
2009-06-25: Wow, Bruno cut a Michael Jackson scene in the hours before the debut: tr.im/pUVO Wonder if anyone …
2009-06-25: It feels like the worst record in baseball is always worse than the best record is best. I wonder …
2009-06-24: If you can think of it as funny, give that a try before you try angry or depressed. Or at least plan …
2009-06-24: It is nice the Cards can have a horrible, embarrassing loss and still be in first. Tomorrow’s …
2009-06-24: I, @jasontoon & @pyrimyd wrote some new Sanford affair euphemisms besides the old/busted …
2009-06-24: sugar monkey crazy hdtv lcd red blue house orange Terms appearing in links pointing here: fred smith …
2009-06-24: I’ve switched back to Twitteriffic over Tweetdeck because it launches and loads new tweets in …
2009-06-24: Video clip via @anildash makes for a perfect obituary: tr.im/pMVl Made me sadder than I expected to …
2009-06-24: It’s a little anticlimactic, but I rescued Jason trapped in an elevator today. Well, I pulled …
2009-06-23: Next seemingly obvious, but missing feature on the iPhone is find-on-page ctrl-f type thing in …
2009-06-23: I wonder what the longest rain delay in a pitching complete game is. 51m is impressive but not …
2009-06-23: The Cardinals were the only team in the Central to win tonight. We’re too inconsistent, but …
2009-06-23: I guess our writers were early parodying the missing South Carolina governor stint. Oh what they …
2009-06-22: I know this sound unlikely but it is definitively true: the iPhone 3G S camera freezes the action …
2009-06-22: New experience: now I know what it’s like when a clutch goes out. I prefer it the other way, …
2009-06-22: The morning’s a little crazyt, but it’s one of those “out of my control” …
2009-06-22: I want something to help me determine how much I should spend to fix my car vs. when to give up. …
2009-06-22: Iran has fancy stoplights with timers showing how much green light is left: tr.im/puGA (Off when …
2009-06-21: Is there a definitive list of iPhone’s Voice Control commands? Apple (http://tr.im/pl7a) is …
2009-06-21: Oddest news of the day: the South Carolina governor is missing, even from his family, over …
2009-06-21: Wooter fyrefall has the best use I’ve seen for the Leakfrog: tr.im/po5d (from their alternate …
2009-06-20: Trying to figure out if there’s any benefit to Mobile Me if I’m going to keep my …
2009-06-20: Hmm…that’s odd, I wasn’t aware I had a kid: tr.im/peVa You’d think …
2009-06-20: New word learned, thanks to the Iran goings-on - putsch: tr.im/pfH6
2009-06-20: I asked my iPhone “What song is this?” and it started calling my pal Thomas …
2009-06-19: Evernote doesn’t just do landscape view, you can have the iPhone upside down. You know, for …
2009-06-19: Katamari Damacy is much more playable on the 3GS, though there still are some slowdowns when the …
2009-06-19: Chapstick, sunglasses, pillows, shaving cream. #weakensYou
2009-06-19: My old 3G iPhone had enough file corruption & odd behaviors the Apple store replaced it. So @__ …
2009-06-18: First beerman whose cry consists primarily of CREEEEDIT CAAAARDS ACCEPTED!
2009-06-18: I want to do a PSA: Your camera flash goes 10 ft. If your subject is farther away, turn off your …
2009-06-18: I ask sincerely, as I expectated frustration by their success: why do the Cubs suck this year? …
2009-06-18: 90 minute wait at Galleria iPhone line. About same for Reserved as for unreserved. Sort of irks.
2009-06-18: Based on Chrome’s W guesses, I go to Woot’s 37signals Campfire chat more than I go to …
2009-06-18: I need an OS feature that will show me what window/tab is making sound come out of my speakers. …
2009-06-18: At least on WiFi, MLB’s video streaming is awesome. If only they’d work out a way to …
2009-06-17: Disappointed the Cardinals organization let the pyramid scam Team National throw out a first pitch.
2009-06-17: I don’t care if it’s hot, humid, going to rain, and buggy, it’s a good night for …
2009-06-17: Seriously? Pyramid scheme Team National sings Take Me Out To The Ballgame? What do you pay for that? …
2009-06-17: When I get the new iPhone you will see the millions of moths in this photo: twitpic.com/7oj5j
2009-06-17: Sometimes it seems so weird we have 3 animals running around our house. & then less weird, …
2009-06-17: Discovered Albert’s at-bat song is Clap Yo Hands by ISM, only on out of print V/A album called …
2009-06-17: I made a panorama from a bunch of pictures taken with my iPhone at the Cardinal’s game last …
2009-06-17: I’m really looking forward to the massive world changes caused by everyone tinting their …
2009-06-17: Happy Seersucker Thursday! tr.im/oWGv Word on the street is it’s today: tr.im/oWH8 (Alas, I …
2009-06-17: Hint to @MLBONFOX: It’s confusing when you tweet about the Cardinals, but for some reason you …
2009-06-17: Awesome, @jasontoon found an article answering my exact Iran Police question from yesterday: …
2009-06-16: Fielder’s grand slam last night (leading the Brewers to come from behind and eventually beat …
2009-06-16: Earliest we’ve gotten to 100% win probability? RT @cardinals_fg 9-0, 100 % to Win, Bot 5 - …
2009-06-16: MLB iPhone app to stream some games! tr.im/oN8i But blackout rules ruin all the fun. Can you get an …
2009-06-16: I request an addendum for MLB blackout rules: You can’t watch if you’re in that market …
2009-06-16: In iPhone 3.0 settings, the App icon is simply referred to as “Store” not “App …
2009-06-16: Jason & I found a few bugs with the iPhone 3.0 OS update: tr.im/oPK7 Post there if you’ve …
2009-06-16: One of my most prized skills: I’ve developed a reputation for being able to go to that …
2009-06-15: Not a fan of umpires awarding bases to batters who move into the ball with their armored elbows. It …
2009-06-15: Can Opera Unite be used to access data the host hadn’t chosen to share? Opera spokeswoman …
2009-06-15: Why do the Iran police have shields and flak jackets that say POLICE on them, instead of the word in …
2009-06-15: Discovered: Rhubarb, a 1969 film where the only dialogue is rhubarb. Remade in 1980 as Rhubarb …
2009-06-15: The worst part about getting an iPhone 3G S is being locked into AT&T for another 2 years. …
2009-06-14: Back in St. Louis, still thinking about friends in Chicago.
2009-06-14: The Rockies have won 11 in a row bringing them a blisteringly close 10.5 games behind the inhuman …
2009-06-14: Free business idea: Pool installation by celebrity impersonators: “Hills, That Is: Swimming …
2009-06-14: Dear people of Iran, please hold off tweeting the crimes & human rights violations of your …
2009-06-12: You know you are in trouble when this is how they display the shoes: twitpic.com/7bzml
2009-06-11: I wonder what “not available for comment” means. It seems to mean “didn’t …
2009-06-11: mlb.com waiting room system for ASG tickets is awful. I wonder if they could hire anyone with …
2009-06-11: It occurs to me the Beverly Hillbillies is an alternate universe telling of The Grapes of Wrath. A …
2009-06-10: 1 day trips are destabilizing. Still, nice eating with the @unitinteractive crew, even if I did have …
2009-06-10: Was that the lowest % chance game we’ve ended up winning this year? (via @cardinals_fg 3-5, 11 …
2009-06-09: Still bad at estimating driving time to the airport. #curseYou40!
2009-06-09: Any explanation for massive airport crowds on Wednesday mornings? Insanity! Upgraded to business …
2009-06-09: They haven’t said anything, but the plane heading here (Dallas) was 45 minutes late leaving …
2009-06-09: So there are tornados here in Dallas & awful weather awaiting in St. Louis. Maybe I live on this …
2009-06-08: Discovered there’s 1 more window outside my house than inside. My kitchen used to have a large …
2009-06-08: Ok - Male: saint/st. Female:saint/ste. What? Are there other instances where gender changes …
2009-06-08: I’m not sure why, but I really enjoy entry 2, definition 4 for “concern”: …
2009-06-08: An iPhone panorama I made from our seats at yesterday’s game: tr.im/nV86 (These’ll be …
2009-06-08: Imagine how excited mainstream media would be about Google Wave if Google spent the time & money …
2009-06-08: When @waxpancake doesn’t update waxy.org links for two days, I wonder if maybe the …
2009-06-08: Learned: A weighted pendulum that takes 1 second to swing from end to end (regardless of how high …
2009-06-07: Car got sprayed with ~100 drops of tar today from a St. Louis Paving Co. truck. Tomorrow they will …
2009-06-07: Let’s try group hypnosis with the Cardinals. I think if they all sincerely believed we were on …
2009-06-07: Discovered last night: Sam Peckinpah (yes, that 1) plays 4 parts in Invasion of the Bodysnatchers …
2009-06-07: Currently hailing. I’ve got tickets to this afternoon’s game. This is making it pretty …
2009-06-07: St Louis Paving Co. called, apologized for tar splatter, & said they’d cover cleaning, so …
2009-06-07: Our wildflower garden is so easy and pretty, I highly recommend one. Our cat, Cricket, stops to …
2009-06-06: Nearly crashed driving back from the game down Kingshighway as massive fireworks go off at The …
2009-06-05: Heading to @theroyale shortly for some tunes spun by @__. I’ll see some of you there. …
2009-06-05: I love surprise baseball tickets! Just a bit south of Mr. Hrabosky near the Redbird club.
2009-06-04: Congrats, Twitter, on figuring out you shouldn’t do planned maintenance during US business …
2009-06-04: Resolved: As the only state with 4 Es (& only NJ has 3!) Tennessee’s abbreviation should …
2009-06-04: LaRussa / Twitter lawsuit settled for lawyer fees & “maybe something for ARF in there. It’s not …
2009-06-03: Are the Cards unique in retiring a # (85) for someone who never played with that # (excepting 42 of …
2009-06-03: Hey @southwestair despite your site’s insistence, there ARE cities with periods in their name. …
2009-06-03: So inbox 0 lasted almost 6 months. That’s not too bad. I’ll fight through as much as I …
2009-06-03: Accidentally typed nhl in Google instead of going to NHL.com for tonight’s start time. Google …
2009-06-02: This is the 1st show I’ve been to where I may have hearing damage from the crowd noise alone. …
2009-06-02: I wonder if early society tried some failed policies and methods like 3rd come 1st served.
2009-05-31: It’s not the Bahamas, but a backyard fire, lounging in some new chairs by the garden is pretty …
2009-05-31: Time for monthly incomprehensibly echo-y spoken warning & siren broadcast across St. Louis. It …
2009-05-31: Autostitched a few iPhone pics together to make a backyard garden panorama: tr.im/n4Vg
2009-05-31: I want to right-click on a web page & see how I got to that page. With links opening in new …
2009-05-31: Heading out to my 1st corkball game in years. I’m not even sure I’ve ever officially …
2009-05-30: Ok, I’ll admit it. I teared up watching Lou Gehrig’s retirement speech (again). Was his …
2009-05-30: Odd that @southwestair flies from STL & from nearby Indy, but not from 1 to the other. Only AA …
2009-05-28: Travel tip: If your flight’s delayed, ignore the time they tell you (LIES!) & look up the …
2009-05-28: This weekend I’m digging through snapshots to make a Bahamas set. Meanwhile, want a textured …
2009-05-28: Dozing off in the Bahamas I did some mental calculations & guessed about 6 million waves hit the …
2009-05-28: I do mental calculations out of laziness. Rather than counting all these sheep, why not just …
2009-05-28: We’ve got a little bit of a debate over what’s in the middle of this Google Map: …
2009-05-22: I’m amazed by the win % in early innings. It’s surprising the leading team wins 81% of …
2009-05-22: Last night’s Cards tickets are the first in 2 years I won’t have in my souvenir …
2009-05-22: I think I’ll do searches for some guy/the guy/that guy for folks tweeting behind …
2009-05-22: The bad news: I had to set my alarm for 3:30am for tomorrow. The good news: I turned off my daily …
2009-05-22: I feel like there’s been a glitch in time. I’ve woken up Saturday morning while, at the …
2009-05-22: Another sign the swune flu scare is over: airlines put the germ-ridden, filthy blankets back in …
2009-05-22: Note to self: @__ wakes up best in the early morning with a few disco jams. Especially Abba.
2009-05-21: I might actually watch a show called “So You Think You Can”.
2009-05-21: You know what they always say, there’s no I in BIG MAC. not anymore, anyway.
2009-05-21: Can we call him Lights Out Pujols now?
2009-05-21: Aak right albert, there are 5 more letters.
2009-05-21: Is it purposefully humorous that FSMW signs his Tweets with the characteristically inefficient …
2009-05-21: The sweep of the Cubs, Carps return, and Wainwright and Pineiro’s gems were great to see, but …
2009-05-21: I’m going to start calling my cat JT, because he’s always in sink.
2009-05-21: Ever wonder what a St. Louis Slinger is, exactly? tr.im/m6Q4 (by Dan Zettwoch who seems to not be on …
2009-05-21: Thanks for the refreshingly honest direct message, @mrtweet: “Mr Tweet has updated your lists …
2009-05-21: Any STL media / bloggers (@matthewhleach @fungoes @dgoold etc.) can use my Big Mac sign photos with …
2009-05-21: Care to weigh in on the Cardinals’ current Busch Stadium jumbotron design? tr.im/m87t
2009-05-21: “Build-A-Bear Cited for Child Labor Violations.” tr.im/m8eN Well, duh. IT’S THE …
2009-05-20: I’m glad to see Cardinal fans have a longer memory than I feared. Lou Brock was a better trade …
2009-05-20: I think iPhone apps should have to publish battery usage stats. I can watch the battery icon …
2009-05-20: Chris Duncan is shaping up to be the hero tonight. Must keep this in mind the next time …
2009-05-20: Carpenter out? 58 pitches. Hope everything’s ok.
2009-05-20: Just looked up and read full original lyrics to Cotton Eye Joe on Wikipedia, & let’s just …
2009-05-20: Can’t LaRussa tell Schumaker that he is forbidden from sliding into first or he’ll sit …
2009-05-20: How you know the swine flu scare is over: we’re back to men not washing their hands in the …
2009-05-20: The worst part about going to a baseball game: I can’t go home and watch the baseball game!
2009-05-20: Trying to make better use of Google Calendar mostly leads me to wonder how the hell I thought …
2009-05-20: If the new iPhone has a built-in compass, as is rumored, and presumably an accompanying app, will …
2009-05-19: I am not only excited by the new entry way light I got, I’m excited about you seeing the new …
2009-05-19: Favorite pic of the week: Oak Bluffs beachgoers, c.1920 - tr.im/lUGB (via tr.im/lUGJ) moar: …
2009-05-19: Ah, no Ankiel tonight afterall. Better healthy than rushed. We’ve still got Carp. Looking …
2009-05-18: My Name Is Earl is canceled. I wonder when networks will figure out Nielsen ratings are no longer …
2009-05-18: Maybe I’ll rent / download The Outsiders this week. RIP Swayze.
2009-05-18: Sadly, it seems Twitter @ replies are a more reliable way to get a hold of me than my cell phone. …
2009-05-17: Picked up a scratchy throat and cough that I WILL be getting rid of in the next two days.
2009-05-17: I wonder if you can combine OCD and ADD and get someone obsessed with a habit he never manages to …
2009-05-17: Most of the time I’m unimpressed with my Wolframalpha results but every once in awhile it …
2009-05-17: Not clear from either of the articles I read whether Facebook is now an issuing partner for OpenID …
2009-05-17: Really want to play some corkball, but every ounce of energy is going towards defeating this …
2009-05-16: I’m going to have nightmares tonight from reading a 2 sentence summary of the 1960 film Eyes …
2009-05-16: How much would you sell 1% of everything you make for the rest of your life?
2009-05-16: Turns out Kidz In The Hall are far less funny than Kids In The Hall. Still figuring out this video …
2009-05-15: wolframalpha’s error message says “I’m sorry, I can’t do that, Dave.” …
2009-05-15: WolframAlpha is better than Google at at least one thing: bit.ly/LyrP4
2009-05-15: I like the concept of this Out of the Wild show, but in practice it’s turned into an amatuer …
2009-05-15: It’s a shame the Discovery Channel takes shows with good premises (Doing DaVinci & …
2009-05-15: It is a good day to have a convertible.
2009-05-15: I love that one of my errands today was to hang out at the frozen custard stand. Check that off the …
2009-05-14: Eating Pi pizza in the Pageant, sipping a Fat Tire in front row center seats. I feel like I’ve …
2009-05-14: I’ve gotten good at recognizing people wearing shirt.woot shirts. Tonight was the 1st time …
2009-05-14: I apologize to you all for not convincing you to go to FischerSpooner tonight. Show Of The Year. …
2009-05-14: Spent several minutes cleaning my desk top & mouse to fix its seemingly new issues. Then I saw …
2009-05-14: I got a 2nd Chumby (cardinal red!). It’s fairly useless, but occasionally entertaining & a …
2009-05-14: What’s the bonsai crowd (@andyrutledge) think of this? tr.im/ltA6 Is it cheating? Would it …
2009-05-14: I haven’t filtered out near duplicates, blurry & excessive snapshotting. Here’s 200+ …
2009-05-13: Got federated search (Win7) for Flickr working with cc-licensing! (I realize that makes sense to …
2009-05-12: I wonder how many people complaining about the @ change had this as their selected behavior anyway. …
2009-05-12: Seriously, Twitter, do maintenance in non-business hours if you want to have any hope of attracting …
2009-05-12: Most annoying (and seemingly fastest growing) spam trend of the last year? tr.im/lfTT
2009-05-11: This new couch advised I find a friend or loved one to help me assemble it. I was tempted to find my …
2009-05-11: With purchase of couch, I’ve finally replaced all hand-me-down furniture. Well, except my …
2009-05-10: It was but a few at Den Con, yet fun was had by all. (Fun is to be had yet but we had to go.) She …
2009-05-10: While it’s a nice feature overall I wish I could stop Twitterrific from integrating some …
2009-05-10: Installed Win7. It’s fine & there’s a few nice tweaks, but overall I think …
2009-05-10: I’m digging myself a deep hole coming up with Woot icons for each shirt.woot derby. Next week …
2009-05-09: The cat is repeatedly spitting all over his paw and wiping it on his head. Why is this the cutest …
2009-05-09: The cat did wet his paw and put it on his ear and maw. I say “aw” but is it not …
2009-05-09: Woo, we won vs. The Red Set in ten! Bat-orb in its top way. Now a day off and on to the Arr men for …
2009-05-07: It’s hilarious to me that the cats come running when I shake the food dish even though for …
2009-05-07: Trying Twitterrific, though @__ demanded I turn off the sound effects. Unsure of mentions in main …
2009-05-07: Occurrence of a stardate mentioned in Star Trek episodes ending in a given number: 0:2% 1:16% 2:21% …
2009-05-06: Probably the best seats I’ve yet had. Perfect for that play at the plate. twitpic.com/4oz0o
2009-05-06: I was hoping the non-updating scoreboard would convince the umpire to give us another out.
2009-05-06: More and more convinced Albert should be our leadoff hitter, tradition be damned!
2009-05-06: With his small frame and scrappy tendencies, I expect Shane Robinson will become a fan favorite a la …
2009-05-06: The instant feedback from Twitter is just amazing. Added a new @woot feature and within a minute, 2 …
2009-05-06: Looks like Twitter’s doing maintenance at 2pm because they don’t want to stay up late. …
2009-05-06: So the common kitchen trash can size is 10.5 gallons, but the common trash bag size is 13 gallons. …
2009-05-05: Feeling good about that game, despite the loss, just seeing Ankiel hanging out in the dugout.
2009-05-05: What if Ferris Bueller’s Day Off had the Fight Club twist? tr.im/kED2 So believable I’m …
2009-05-05: Even though every bit of the functionality is now in my sidebar, I find myself still going to …
2009-05-04: Left straight from the airport to the ballgame. Flight was scheduled to land at 8:05, stadium clock …
2009-05-04: Dennys Reyes makes the all-belly team along with Belliard, and of course Babe Ruth. Who else?
2009-05-04: I’m annoyed by our massive page turn scoreboard. Up now: RYAN HOWA with the LADELPHIA …
2009-05-04: Hard to care about much in the game after Ankiel’s injury. Good to see him raise his arm on …
2009-05-04: David Frost was hired as anchor of Inside Edition. He was dismissed after 3 weeks & future Fox …
2009-05-04: Photoshop trick I discovered: Click/drag left/right on the Ts in the toolbar when you’re on …
2009-05-03: I’ve never been to Salt Lake City before. What should I see? (Oh, it needs to be within 100 ft …
2009-05-03: Lady wearing her CANCUN, MEXICO billboard-ish jacket. Accidental, or clever way to get your own row …
2009-05-03: “We took all the blankets and pillows off the plane due to swine flu.” Good to know we …
2009-05-01: If the Cardinals play .500 ball from here on out they’ll end with the record they had last …
2009-05-01: Very excited to be going to sleep. I haven’t been this tired since zzzzzzz…
2009-05-01: Lunchtime! Cheese and crackers. And Cheetos. This is one reason you should always travel with at …
2009-05-01: Since more have died in the last couple weeks who don’t have swine flu than those that do. It …
2009-04-30: For how much they say N. Grand is in decay, there sure is absurd traffic getting to a parking lot.
2009-04-30: Hello early birds! Heading to the airport wondering how you do this naturally. I bet it’s …
2009-04-30: It turns out there’s a transition period between night and the next day. It’s fairly …
2009-04-30: Twitter is much less revolutionary when it’s just me tweeting to myself while everyone else …
2009-04-30: This is why I woke up extra early yesterday: twitpic.com/4bu3q
2009-04-30: Swine Flu mask count: 1 (or the worst Hannibal Lector protection ever) twitpic.com/4c0qp
2009-04-30: Waiting in Denver airport for Dad, from Amarillo, to get on flight to Portland. His is delayed, but …
2009-04-30: Denver airport seems designed to confuse and disorient with massive scale & awkward visual …
2009-04-30: On plane to Portland, persuading them to wait for my dad!
2009-04-29: Setting up my browser to be on southwest.com, with my confirmation number already typed in, so I can …
2009-04-29: It appears I successfully registered for my flight in my sleep. I only have a dim recollection, but …
2009-04-29: Flight of the Conchords tonight! Debating gluing bits of beard to my face vs. wearing …
2009-04-29: Explaining aspects of Twitter to my dad, I said that for a good while, & maybe forever, you feel …
2009-04-29: I’m enjoying this shirt.woot derby entry: tr.im/k7co If you like it too, vote it up, maybe …
2009-04-29: It’s been quite some time since most of us used a 3.5-inch disk, & yet it’s widely …
2009-04-29: Sometimes I want to shout I DON’T GET PAID TO THINK! to someone asking for an idea but then I …
2009-04-29: Save icon ideas: keep disk|fingers crossed|trashcan|cross|Ryan Franklin’s beard|save is …
2009-04-28: Ironically, given my last tweet, @__ tells me these Flip cameras were recently on Oprah, where she …
2009-04-28: I wonder if someone who hates fivethirtyeight.com pays them to have the horrifically disgusting meat …
2009-04-28: Finally a relatively reasonable article on swine-flu: tr.im/k27M Answer: You should be freaking out …
2009-04-28: As opposed to this idiotic CNN article: tr.im/k299 with quotes like “7 million people could …
2009-04-28: I was surprised and impressed with the Coke display at the local grocery store: tr.im/k3Oe
2009-04-27: Tonight, it felt like we have a closer. It has been quite some time since it felt like that.
2009-04-27: Most of what I know about Oprah’s show I learned from all the horrible spam and as-seen-on-TV …
2009-04-26: Researching for an upcoming vacation. Review raves “Impressed with the fact that there was no …
2009-04-26: Shopping carts should have a digital readout in the handle displaying scores from that week’s …
2009-04-26: “However, the U.S. Passport Card cannot be used for international air travel.” I’m …
2009-04-26: Favorite typo-hash of the day: #swineful
2009-04-26: While I don’t know if it would succeed, I’d love to rent the room behind the windmill at …
2009-04-26: “I’d like to get carryout.” She asked “Order for lunch?” & I said …
2009-04-26: I like this enigmatic quote from Carpenter on quitting tobacco: “I do have the willpower to do …
2009-04-26: Ok, coolest thing I’ve seen today: tr.im/jRJ7 Nice job, ESPN. You win.
2009-04-26: The best part about Away games: a pleasant evening of baseball as it pours outside.
2009-04-25: Hooked up Directv to the Internet via a couple powerline adaptors, so I can do that OnDemand crap …
2009-04-24: Hugely recommended: left field landing. They won’t let my Cardinals cup empty of beer. And …
2009-04-24: I see 55 (schumaker) in left, but it still says Duncan on the scoreboard.
2009-04-24: Blown defensive save?
2009-04-24: Twitter makes me feel like I’m in the pressbox with @fungoes @matthewhleach and @miklasz, …
2009-04-24: Pujols stolen base is HUGE. Most of America thinks of him as a home run hitter, and he’s so …
2009-04-24: Slung t-shirts at sports games are much like the woot boc: the only people more disappointed than …
2009-04-23: Was fairly certain I ran over a cat on the way home until @__ pointed him out staring at us from a …
2009-04-23: My MLB-manager strategy: All replacement-level pitchers, all DH-style hitters, errors and high ERA …
2009-04-23: My nephew’s tee-ball team was voted to be named the Muckdogs. What’s the etymology of …
2009-04-23: We’re living in the most strongly identifiable and datable pop music era I remember being able …
2009-04-22: It seems like it would be very simple to program and occasionally useful to be able to timeshift all …
2009-04-22: Uh oh, my cat just discovered that pawing the iPhone screen causes it to move in pleasing ways. (Any …
2009-04-22: 3 words that don’t at all sound like what they mean: droll, mirth, comely. Opposite …
2009-04-22: If you outside-of-St.Louis or non-Baseball folks like me, register for the All-Star lottery and let …
2009-04-22: I failed at an elevator-ride explanation of Bird-Powered Robot (http://tr.im/jwBh) after his comment …
2009-04-22: Which is the harder (less common) part of a cycle attempt: hitting a triple or getting 4 hits in a …
2009-04-22: So far it’s 57 runs in the last 8 games. So, averaging over 7 a game. I guess that’s one …
2009-04-22: The Cardinals got 26 triples in 2008 (via @zekewilliams ) Anyone know how many times a Cardinals …
2009-04-21: I know many of you are already on the fangraph train, but you should check out the insanity of …
2009-04-21: I’d like to see an additional W% stat: Where (position #) you are in a lineup. I bet that …
2009-04-21: It’s often annoying when people tweet they’re eating lunch but a nice accompanying photo …
2009-04-21: Accidental tilt-shift effect in the top-left of another lunchtime photo: tr.im/jrTx Tiny cars!
2009-04-21: The record for a marathon is 2h3m59s. It’s 4m44s a mile, and 461 100yd dashes at 16.1s. Sadly, …
2009-04-21: Nephew’s Tee-ball rules: No score|No outs|8 swings=a walk|Even if runner is out, he stays on …
2009-04-21: The T-Ball rules would work great for an adult T-Ball league if we replace bases with kegs. …
2009-04-21: Adult T-Ball will be sponsored by the best beer ever, Schlafly. Assuming they sponsor flattery. Each …
2009-04-21: I’m glad @cwalken has returned. I registered @christofaux for him. Blasted Twitter user length …
2009-04-21: I need this office building to supply wifi in the elevators. It’s prime Twitter reading time. …
2009-04-20: Trying my first 1080p, 24fps DirecTV PPV tonight. It’s Jim Carrey’s Yes Man. Hey, …
2009-04-20: New word learned while reading about watching movies/video in 24p vs. 60Hz: judder. I don’t …
2009-04-20: While I understand the difference between tracking and kerning, I don’t understand how Adobe …
2009-04-19: Watched every featurette of Harry Potter 5 with @__ today & didn’t leave the couch. …
2009-04-19: Got credit report: Laughably, I’m helped by the age (14 years) of the credit card I signed up …
2009-04-19: A few who see all I say are apt to go Woo Hoo to a bit I set up: www.twitter.com/madapeden but a ton …
2009-04-19: As a bit of an aid: On May Ten, it is my aim to get all on the web to gab in the way I do now. One, …
2009-04-19: I’m guessing most people searching for “bouncy castle” will be confused & …
2009-04-18: watched Grey Gardens (1976) and then Grey Gardens (2009) tonight. It was good enough.
2009-04-18: In my sleep, I invented a music subgenre: the same cadence, stylings, & sound as hip-hop, but …
2009-04-18: I really enjoy when we sell wtf stuff on woot. Sellout.woot today is pretty surprising, and cool if …
2009-04-18: Rainy Days & Mondays Always Get Me Down math: Carpenters were from LA. 35 d/yr precip; avg 30 …
2009-04-17: I love the rotating, lit, rotating moon sculpture atop the new Moonrise Hotel in the loop: …
2009-04-17: It’s amazing to me that I can forget that I already typed a word one word after I typed that …
2009-04-17: CDs & vinyl are the same for me now: I understand why they exist, but there’s no reason I …
2009-04-17: Maybe I’m more visual than audial. The main thing that tempts me to buy vinyl is the amazing …
2009-04-17: In three minutes I watched five people try to leave through this door: twitpic.com/3jqzd
2009-04-16: A pleasant night: A St. Louis tweetup of old friends, meeting old twitterFriends, & making new …
2009-04-16: Watching the graphs on twitterholic over the last month, it’s clear Twitter didn’t want …
2009-04-16: I confused most people at the Tweetup with the @_ on the nametag (though @__ had it worse), but met …
2009-04-16: Criterion does it right. Online viewing of a movie is $5. Watch as many times for a week, then that …
2009-04-15: Now I read every @lonelysandwich Tweet trying to imagine what the earlier drafts might have looked …
2009-04-15: I like fresh.amazon.com/NotBestse… “have only been purchased once in the past …
2009-04-15: I wish I’d written: twitter.com/dwineman/… It’s phrased so perfectly it’s …
2009-04-15: On the road, have a dirty canteen, so you only drink when you’re thirsty. Home, I buy a few …
2009-04-15: I just found out the tree in my backyard is flowering, via Twitter. Thanks @__! twitpic.com/3eh52
2009-04-15: I love any excuse to make up some goofy graphs: tr.im/j08b
2009-04-15: Heading to @theRoyale for a Tweetup + dinner, but not likely to get there till 6:30 or so. …
2009-04-14: I need a 2nd Twitter account for April-October evenings where I don’t follow those who talk …
2009-04-14: Jason liveblogs doing his last minute taxes, updated throughout the day: tr.im/iSs0
2009-04-14: Trying out recession-style PC upgrade: Double the memory, SSD HD, instead of new system. $500 …
2009-04-13: Using m.twitter since Tweetie and Twitteriffic tell me I’ve somehow used over 100 requests in …
2009-04-13: 1st World Dillemma: Gmail Lab’s “Send & Archive” feature keeps me organized, …
2009-04-13: Comma-separated-values are dumb. Why not dual-pipe-separated values, or dual-back-tic something else …
2009-04-13: On the job keeping up with the web & tech has paid off so many times. How much is lost because …
2009-04-13: Feeling a bit dumb, I just realized the Shamwow / chamois pun.
2009-04-13: Should I be happy, embarrassed, or both that I’d seen 19 of 20 and 91 of 100 of these Internet …
2009-04-12: Dear gas station on Grand: Maybe rethink having an 8-chime, 10-second doorbell on every door opening …
2009-04-11: I was worried my car had some kind of engine trouble. Loud, low rumbling. Turns out, I had a flat …
2009-04-11: It’s a bit silly, but I enjoy checking weather.com customized for the ballgame I’m …
2009-04-11: Second Easter in a row at the ballpark. Sadly, no Easter Bunny throwing out the first pitch this …
2009-04-11: Discovered the secret bar has Schlafly. It’s been all Pale Ale ever since.
2009-04-11: LET’S GO BLUES! 6th place is pretty amazing, coming from 15th back in, what, December?
2009-04-10: Good news: I think we have the best seats in the house @ThePageant #BonniePrinceBillie Bad news: …
2009-04-10: How’s the opening band? @__ says “I think I liked the sound check better.” …
2009-04-10: Who of you were at this excellent Bonnie Prince Billy show with me?
2009-04-10: I wish Fox’s announcers would just get their own twitter accounts. It’s a waste to have …
2009-04-09: Jarring to see the MLB app give the status of a game as “postponed: tragedy.” Searched: …
2009-04-09: It is an eat-on-your-block type of day. I’m ready to see the sun again, please.
2009-04-09: Tomorrow’s woot is awesome though I won’t be buying it. @mantia will want to see. The …
2009-04-09: Did Twitter ditch the public timeline? I missed that, but it seems like this forwards to my DMs now: …
2009-04-09: Gmail name address issue solved! Someone sent a (misspelled name) email to my @woot account, which …
2009-04-08: Wow, sarcastic clapping, already. It’s game 3 people!
2009-04-08: Starting to wonder if this whole “on deck” idea needs to be retired. That was a bit too …
2009-04-08: I’m a fan of this Left Field Landing. Which is good, since we’ve got 7 games here. …
2009-04-08: All right, I have pretty definitively proven the Shazam app does not know Albert Pujols’s …
2009-04-08: The closed captioning for the mid-inning contestant’s rendition of “change change …
2009-04-08: At the game, able to listen to the radio, watch replays, and see the pitch location on my phone. …
2009-04-08: Hovering over my name in a gmail reply shows last name is misspelled. No idea where that’s …
2009-04-07: All right, I’m going to just say it. @TheRoyale adding Match meat to their menu is awesome. …
2009-04-07: Realized I have five iPhone apps with S icons. I wonder if that’s all of them.
2009-04-07: I’m a CSS supporter, but I have to admit, this mug is awesome: tinyurl.com/dbjvkx
2009-04-07: To make a copy at FedEx: Put $1 on card. Put card in. Make copy. Take card to cashier. FILL OUT …
2009-04-07: I just got an email from a vendor embroidering our logo on a shirt. He said the logo was too small …
2009-04-06: Holy crap, just realized the exact most useful things for freezing cold baseball games (which are …
2009-04-06: A Cardinals loss sucks, but it is far better than no baseball at all.
2009-04-06: This keyboardist lies at the exact juxtaposition between ironic enjoyment and pure awesome actual …
2009-04-06: Ah, fun. The Starbucks cup has sprung a leak. Speed-coffee-drinking contest commence!
2009-04-06: My camera’s at home, auto-uploading (@eyeficard) last night’s baseball pics. I can see …
2009-04-06: I’m surprised how many people I follow don’t think to create a fake account for their …
2009-04-05: Apparently Matt Clement is officially retiring. I’d like to figure a way to get paid for 3 …
2009-04-05: Clean-shaven for the first time since mid-January. And just in time for (re)winter!
2009-04-05: If the Pirates have their 17th consecutive losing season this year, it’ll set a record in all …
2009-04-05: TOO COLD TO TWITTER #openingday
2009-04-05: In a bar that i didn’t know existed, under some seats. Nice and toasty, plus margaritas!
2009-04-05: Resolved: all restaurants should have wheel-out beer carts when the wait is more than 15 minutes. …
2009-04-04: Will this be the only night of my life with a waxed handlebar mustache or will I have one for my …
2009-04-04: My favorite b&b is quite possibly the most technologically advanced mansion in the woods: …
2009-04-03: Heading to Beach House, but first, a little tofu donuts (sesame-seed tofu) at Lemongrass with their …
2009-04-03: Can I get a card to show that says: I take responsibility for my actions? I would like to stand on …
2009-04-03: [oldMan] Dear newly drinking age college kids at the food-court-turned-bar, you don’t need to …
2009-04-03: The absolute best spot in St. Louis to eat doughnuts and sip coffee: twitpic.com/2tfnn
2009-04-03: Bummer, American Classic barbershop doesn’t do shaves on Saturdays & doesn’t have …
2009-04-03: Dagnabbit, closed on weekends. Next stop: Sally Beauty Supply! #mustacheQuest
2009-04-03: Success! Next stage critical. Strategy: style/wax ‘stache 1st, buzz all else. Rinse, razor, …
2009-04-03: We have achieved mustache! See some of you tonight, @theroyale at 8pm, I think.
2009-04-03: The iPhone can take some good pics given enough light and a steady hand: tr.im/igey
2009-04-03: Another attempt to use flickr more thoroughly. Auto-upload photos (set to private by default) should …
2009-04-02: It is surprising how difficult it is to evenly cut 6 slices of pizza out of the standard 12 or …
2009-04-02: I believe the literary, TV & movie use of time travel is due to the benefit of reusing and …
2009-04-02: Have 2 teams had players with the same name? If not, are Brian Barton / Barden the closest? (Or will …
2009-04-02: Read article on monitor distances (advising 2’ & up to 3’ for focal aid!) Trying out …
2009-04-02: Trying Q&A IM chatbot Aardvark. Cool idea. I think it dies once it grows to teen world, a la …
2009-04-02: As far as I can tell, as long as it is not determined that God damned my earbuds into not working, I …
2009-04-01: No mustache wax at the Art of Shaving! I did get a badger hair shaving brush, though. Next stop, …
2009-04-01: Does St. Louis get all of these Filet O Fish McDonald’s ads because there’s a large …
2009-04-01: This many years later, and I still think the funniest + most useful single-serving site domain I …
2009-03-31: All right, time for bed, post-BOC shenanigans.
2009-03-31: I enjoy April Fools jokes with well-thought-out writing. Not the mass that are a quick visual idea …
2009-03-31: Moving on to the 2nd stage of April Ennuis: I now hate April 1st because I have to read constantly …
2009-03-31: Playing with a silly Woot ad spot on boingboing.net sidebar. Thanks, @joeljohnson! (Also fun, we …
2009-03-31: WrongTomorrow (via @gruber) is cool, but I want to submit a query like this & have auto-fill, …
2009-03-31: All road trips from Rome must be frustrating. “Ah, crap. We drove for 6 hours, but isn’t …
2009-03-31: It’s insane, but I’m certain these aren’t April Fools gags: tr.im/i6Cw …
2009-03-31: Anyone know where one might purchase some mustache wax, or similar product?
2009-03-31: Another April-Foolish but true thing I learned today - Human hair is used to make pizza dough. Or …
2009-03-30: I wish a report on evil genius hackers would mention the problem is people using one, simple, …
2009-03-30: It has come to this: my cardio this week has almost entirely been Rock Band drumming. Whatever …
2009-03-30: Now that Twitter shows me all tweets with @_ anywhere in them, I’ll likely never see your …
2009-03-30: Tip for journalists: saying “Image courtesy of” does not mean you can steal images from …
2009-03-28: Got first place at Trivia night! Go TABLE U!
2009-03-28: Photographic evidence of our winning ways. Five Metroites at our table of 10! twitpic.com/2k87b
2009-03-28: Add me to the group who doesn’t care that @cwalken wasn’t actually Christopher Walken …
2009-03-28: I was in disbelief that it had actually snowed, but my Gmail theme confirms it, so I guess …
2009-03-28: I’d like to start a movement to rename the erupting volcano Mt. Redoubt to Mt. Jindal in honor …
2009-03-28: Half of the 1-star reviews on the iPhone app store give glowing reviews. Something’s wrong …
2009-03-27: Ok, I admit it, I chuckle just a little when we get seated in the Phuket room at The King & I. …
2009-03-27: Tonight had my second extended conversation on where the golf ball hit from the moon most likely …
2009-03-27: What’s the escape velocity of the moon? Was there film of it? Did he hit three? Can something …
2009-03-27: Awesome: Nasa transcript, discussion & photo-evidence that the golf balls landed back on the …
2009-03-27: Trying Hunch. It’s 21 questions, except instead of animal/vegetable/mineral it’s …
2009-03-27: I’ve got an afternoon of reading through moon-landing and moon-orbiting transcripts. Surprised …
2009-03-27: Mission Control:[Computer-Jargon] Astronaut:Ok. Understand. MC:We figured you already knew it, but …
2009-03-27: If any couple of you would like to try out Hunch (which is sadly, quickly evolving to be Internet …
2009-03-27: I haven’t been to a trivia night since the iPhone. Do they rely on honor system, hoping people …
2009-03-26: What % of a basketball game is freethrow shots? It makes for awful TV, made worse by all the …
2009-03-26: My new favorite single serving site: pleasefave.us (nsfw for some adult language)
2009-03-25: Ironically (given my masses of status updates) I don’t use facebook enough to like or hate the …
2009-03-25: Only problem with all-in-1 nature of the iPhone: I would like to play Zen Bound while CCR plays on …
2009-03-25: No surprise, but awful: Drug companies pay RealAge to compile test results of surveys & email …
2009-03-25: I enjoy this Art Deco entry: tr.im/hQ5o Give it a vote if you’re willing and able.
2009-03-25: Weird to see the Cubs logo on Todd Wellemeyer’s followers: twitter.com/todalion I love how …
2009-03-25: Wow, critical mass these last couple months on facebook. Seems to be pretty much everyone I’ve …
2009-03-25: As proposed by some of you: Should Scrabble alter their point-values as more / easier words using Q …
2009-03-25: Right now it’s 71 degrees in Amarillo. By 7am tomorrow morning, there will be as much as 15 …
2009-03-25: I want a greasemonkey script that auto-sets my flickr searches to creative commons, commercial use, …
2009-03-25: I like that the Missouri “Unclaimed Property” site is showmemoney.com …I also …
2009-03-24: So far I rule the #woot and #_ keywords on wefollow.com. Not so much on the #stlouis one.
2009-03-24: On custom m&ms: “Your logo will be randomly printed on one side of all the printable …
2009-03-24: Where The Wild Things Are trailer is awesome. I’m a bit worried it’s better than the …
2009-03-23: It surprised me how many über-rich 20-somethings use Blackberries instead of iPhones. I guess txting …
2009-03-23: I was all ready to casually watch the WBC finals, not caring who won and they had to go and make it …
2009-03-23: The only good thing about all the facebook email notifications: I feel very productive as I can …
2009-03-23: Can anyone get me screenshots of the (3rd party) Woot-monitoring app on the G1 Googlephone? Are …
2009-03-23: Is there a way Google won’t return results where “These terms only appear in links …
2009-03-23: I used to like Gill Sans. One, capital-I & lowercase-l are completely indistinguishable? …
2009-03-23: WpediaWootEdit: magical company…sells you poop in a bag & then makes u eat it…very mean evil …
2009-03-22: This hotel room’s layout is odd. The bed is basically in the kitchenette. In other news, I …
2009-03-22: Multiple guys with radar guns while Nationals pitch. Crazed fans? Scouts? Something else?
2009-03-22: Struck by how offensively strong today’s lineup is: Ank, 5, Luddy, Khalil (hopefully ‘07 …
2009-03-22: Ok, the stadium DJ is officially great. Walk On (U2) song after a walk. “Dirt off your …
2009-03-22: May have moved behind the players’ wives, based on the enormous wedding rings, but confused by …
2009-03-22: Confirmed players’ wives. Brad Thompson and wife invited over for dinner tomorrow.
2009-03-22: Cardinals start 3 for 3 again, second year in a row for my Spring Training trips.
2009-03-21: Returning to Leila middle-eastern restaurant tonight, after a year’s absence.. Best in Palm …
2009-03-21: I love that the whole “we will give you our competitor’s bids with our own” …
2009-03-21: Serenaded by a blackbird who is apparently upset we didn’t leave more cornbread crumbs: …
2009-03-21: I find it interesting who LaRussa refers to by first and who by last name: Glaus, Schumaker, Yadi, …
2009-03-21: One of the best parts of Spring Training is chatting with the extremely team-knowledgable older …
2009-03-21: Ludwick 2/2 so far. Looks line his one-hit-a-day goal is working out pretty well for him.
2009-03-21: Orioles left-fielder tossed the foul ball into the stands, but overshot and ended up in the parking …
2009-03-21: May have just been on TV in front of bewildering “Cardinals fan training beer” signs …
2009-03-21: And so ends our trend of identical scoreboard sides (each inning, total runs, hits, errors).
2009-03-21: I bet this is the best day in the life of Shane Robinson, #90. Races out a single, steals a base, …
2009-03-20: Landed in Atlanta. Surprise, surprise, we can’t get into our gate yet. Sitting on the runway. …
2009-03-20: All I know about Atlanta: you get there late, run a long ways, & nearly die from exhaustion. New …
2009-03-20: I got a bit scared when they told me to park on the grass, but the hotel seems perfectly fine.
2009-03-20: Made it to Space Coast stadium, through piles of rain. Sunny here. Easily more Cards shirts/hats …
2009-03-20: Confused/concerned/bemused by the Challenger and Columbia foul poles. Really? This is how we honor …
2009-03-20: How many MLB games have one team scoring in every inning? Rarer than a perfect game?
2009-03-20: Umpire offered the 7-year-old in front of me a trade: kid’s popcorn for his Pujols hit foul: …
2009-03-20: How do you officially score “inference by seagulls”?
2009-03-20: Schooling the nearby non-Cardinals fans in the ways of the Secret Weapon.
2009-03-19: Packing for the annual Spring Training trip. Very short layover in Atlanta is scaring me, but …
2009-03-19: Hoping to see Woot come back up before heading to bed. At least for the devs in Vegas it’s …
2009-03-19: Ok, looks like Woot’s back up. Sleepytime.
2009-03-19: My theory on Bevo Mill closing: A-B was more forgiving on late rent than the (as of January, now …
2009-03-19: I bet kids would get excited about diagramming sentence parts if it was referred to as …
2009-03-19: Is weather prediction any better than it was 5 years ago? 10 years?
2009-03-18: The Almost Dangerous Game: As a kid I used to see how many steps I could walk outside with my eyes …
2009-03-18: Downloading IE8 with a bit of dread. Even though the beta was ok, there’s always a foreboding …
2009-03-18: Something you might not know about me: Every night I sleep in a freshly made bed. (Thanks to @__ and …
2009-03-18: About to enjoy 750mL of Schlafly’s Tripel Ale. Maybe more.
2009-03-17: Missed El Burrito Loco’s birthday because, well, we decided to go to Tony’s. Bananas …
2009-03-17: Are there any bars in town that watch Jeopardy? I was at the taping of today’s episode, and I …
2009-03-17: Ugh, my fancy Vibe iPhone earbuds are sending to one ear unless I jiggle the cord. Not surprising …
2009-03-16: Puerto Rico’s uniforms were clearly not designed to be back-labeled with a name as long as …
2009-03-15: Decided: The idea that you have to reply to an email to get it out of your inbox leads us all to the …
2009-03-15: There are constantly screaming kids outside. At first I was annoyed, but then I realized it means I …
2009-03-14: Mysterious how many folks submit 1-star ratings on iPhone apps, and then rave about how perfect the …
2009-03-14: AWESOME: The missing 14-year-old daughter of a Woot employee has been found, safe, in Washington …
2009-03-14: I believe the children ate our future.
2009-03-13: I just read every @cwalken tweet. Like a pleasant collection of (extremely) short stories. I barely …
2009-03-13: I hear a phone alarm go off in the bedroom, and check my pockets to see if it’s my phone. But …
2009-03-13: Happy St. Louis Area Code Day, everyone! Call someone in the 314 that you miss.
2009-03-13: I realized today that I may be alone in my leg-kick maneuver to close the dishwasher. It’s an …
2009-03-12: One day I will reply to all the “replies” accidentally sent to me when people use @_@ …
2009-03-12: Trying to figure out why DSL works for awhile and then won’t unless I unplug the modem for a …
2009-03-12: Did I miss something? Is it Cupcake Day? Is it Make Sure Dave Doesn’t Get a Cupcake Day?
2009-03-12: Trying methods of syncing up my Address Book with My Contacts in Gmail. Terrified I’ll …
2009-03-12: That may be the first interview I’ve seen where the interviewee could be arrested afterwards …
2009-03-12: The full Cramer interview on the daily show site is worth watching.
2009-03-12: I wonder how much it would cost to get Woot patches on the sleeves of the Netherlands WBC team. Or …
2009-03-12: 1 in 7 years we’d have 2 Friday the 13ths in a row. But 1 of 28 Leap Years foil it. So 10.71% …
2009-03-12: Highly recommended for file backups & easy file sharing: www.getdropbox.com/referrals… …
2009-03-12: In a Venn diagram of Twitter vs. Facebook pals, the non-overlapping Twitterers are all at SxSW. None …
2009-03-11: Nordstrom needs to hire a better Photoshopper. I don’t think the toes should be under that …
2009-03-11: The cats are not happy about shift from CRT to LCD. Where’s the deep, flat, warm kitty bed? I …
2009-03-11: I updated an app, which asked me to reboot. On rebooting, of course, 3 other apps now say they have …
2009-03-11: I love that this is the application icon for the Dell Driver Reset Tool: …
2009-03-11: Advising my friend to name his baby two six-letter names only using letters A to F so he can be …
2009-03-11: I’m really enjoying all the grass-mud horse (vs river crab) stories, essays, and song. I …
2009-03-11: If you aren’t able to Twitter me a cupcake, don’t let me know there’s cupcakes in …
2009-03-11: #sxsw - when all my favorite writers stop writing and start updating.
2009-03-10: WBC has been far more exciting than I expected it to be. Nailbiting, and I don’t even know …
2009-03-10: HOLY CRAP! I think that’s the best baseball game I’ve ever watched. Wow. Truly amazing. …
2009-03-10: Embarrassing that trending topics are about American Idol after that amazing baseball game. Do I …
2009-03-10: Yahoo’s boxscore for the WBC lists the Netherlands 3B as “unknown”. (via …
2009-03-10: I need a tiny washing machine! tinyurl.com/c3pd2r (I wish it actually washed tiny things, though.)
2009-03-10: These AT&T security questions are so likely to change it’s absurd. “What is the …
2009-03-10: The Party Shuffle feature looks like it’s going to be renamed as DJ in iTunes. I hope it can …
2009-03-10: In the next war, we should encrypt transmissions using a code generated from @snoopdogg’s …
2009-03-09: Mac’s spaces plus an errant Safari window loaded with an mlb.com page = mysterious occasional …
2009-03-09: [WBC SPOILERS] It would’ve been great to see another Netherlands upset win, but it was also …
2009-03-09: We need a system of notation for “That would’ve been cool/amazing/impressive x time …
2009-03-09: I’m trying to convince Ken Jennings to start using Twitter for his trivia. (I registered & …
2009-03-09: With all the online dependencies (especially s3), I realized that email is internet Ham Radio in the …
2009-03-09: From the docs: “We recommend configuring the modem using Internet Explorer 4 rather than …
2009-03-09: IM CONSPIRACY! 3:14 dave: Paid version of AIM for the iPhone is out. 3:15 dave: Looks worthless. …
2009-03-08: May have overloaded my Twitter feed with STL Cardinals Twitterers (@MatthewHLeach, @miklasz, …
2009-03-08: A problem with cup-at-a-time coffee makers: I’m getting serious ring-around-the-mug from all …
2009-03-08: Chuckling at finding in my Google history: BOOBLESS on calculator. Honest, it was for work!
2009-03-08: My World Baseball Classic prediction: Dominican Republic over Japan in the finals. An early upset is …
2009-03-08: Have there ever been two teams in one city from one of the big-4 sports playing in the same league …
2009-03-08: Same league/division & metropolitan area - NBA: LA Clippers/Lakers, NHL: NYC Rangers/Islanders, …
2009-03-08: Trying to work out stage one of the mustache shaping I’ll be doing tonight. Important to get …
2009-03-08: Hey Twitter followers: Star clever/funny stuff from people you follow so I can stalk them, too. …
2009-03-08: If you click someone’s username, & click ‘favorites’ you get a url with the …
2009-03-08: (Very) late to the game, but how about: Who tantalizes the talisman?
2009-03-08: Trying to figure out how to nerd out tonight: Go see Watchmen alone, or stay home configuring and …
2009-03-08: I miss ATMs letting me put my folded, wrinkled checks in envelopes for deposit. Twice now the checks …
2009-03-07: Heading to dinner at Monarch in a little bit. I admit, a little bit because I knew I could use my …
2009-03-07: This excellent wine at Monarch is 90% Sangiovese and 10% a lot of vowels.
2009-03-07: I believe I am officially old. I am somewhat excited to buy this no-crank hose reel off Woot.
2009-03-07: Just watched Birdcage for the first time in a dozen years. Technically, it was an hour longer this …
2009-03-07: Found a friend from 20+ years back online after realizing I still remembered how to spell his …
2009-03-07: Realizing my friends’ jokes happened: I’ve reconnected with an old friend in the 1 month …
2009-03-07: Are there times it’s appropriate to wear a dress shirt, but not appropriate to wear French …
2009-03-06: US vs. Canada announcer ranks as on of the most careful phrases to get right in baseball: “hot …
2009-03-06: Anyone local to STL still selling Girl Scout cookies? I need 3 Thin Mint and 2 Samoas boxes! Got …
2009-03-06: 2nd Eye-Fi card bought & configured for home/personal use. Trying to set Automator to …
2009-03-06: I suppose “the future” is here when I no longer feel amazed at & compelled to …
2009-03-05: Feeling like a terrible pet owner even though it’s for his own good. twitpic.com/1vjlj
2009-03-05: Phish said, of their inevitable reunion, that wringing more cash out of their schtick is “like …
2009-03-05: Ok @amazonmp3 you got me again. Incredibad for $2 is what it took for me. Curse you! (I guess this …
2009-03-05: Since when do guy’s jeans not include length? I never understood women’s abstract …
2009-03-05: Today’s woot podcast is from an idea @__ (Barbara to you FBers) had: …
2009-03-04: People who look at Nuclear Grade Duct tape usually end up buying an electric toothbrush, Swiss Army …
2009-03-04: Picking up the 26 ‘definitive Buddy Holly’ mp3s for $2 over at amazonmp3. I wonder how …
2009-03-04: Listening to my 1st ballgame of 2009. Mike Shannon’s high-pitched giggle is like seeing the …
2009-03-04: I don’t get excited about video games very often anymore, but I may be taking the day off when …
2009-03-04: Crazy new url shortener. Here’s the fewest characters to link to Woot from Twitter: www.➡.ws/쟖
2009-03-03: I will watch jimmy fallon for a few weeks just to enjoy The Roots. Holy crap, that’s a good …
2009-03-03: I am somewhat embarrassed that I did not get around to voting today. Blame me for all of your woes.
2009-03-03: I like Food Network’s Chopped show because it’s a full season of eliminations, …
2009-03-03: With the new Eye-Fi iPhone app, combined with Dropbox, any photo I take on my phone is now …
2009-03-03: Kindle for iPhone, Eye-Fi for iPhone and my PC, Dropbox for my PC & Mac and Evernote in all 3. …
2009-03-02: Why is this always cute? twitpic.com/1taf7
2009-03-02: Odd how many misunderstand “opaque.” Brick wall, soda can, cat, 2x4. Not dirty water, …
2009-03-02: AIM iPhone app updates (stay logged in after quitting, txt IMs to you) seem to be a decision that …
2009-03-02: It’d be cool/impressive if Apple came out and said “We were wrong to think we should do …
2009-03-02: Pic of Truman throwing out the first pitch of the season from the stands, not mound. Was that …
2009-03-02: Er, Wilson throwing out the first pitch from the stands, not Truman. So not FDR related. Was it just …
2009-03-02: So do I get price-gouged on 1TB Time Capsule or do (unsupported?) Time Machine backups to an AirPort …
2009-03-02: Flickr API is freaky: “Just because a Panda notices a photo, doesn’t mean that photo will be …
2009-03-01: Good idea: watching Real Genius on the laptop in bed. Terrible idea: eating popcorn in bed. Kernels …
2009-03-01: Fully 1/3rd of the reason I buy Digiorno frozen pizza is that their packaging is designed to be …
2009-03-01: Wow, Skittles is search.twitter + facebook + wikipedia + youtube + flickr. Risky, but innovative. …
2009-03-01: Countdown to SomethingAwful and/or 4Chan goons causing Skittles to rethink their openness to being …
2009-03-01: Appropriately, I was interviewed for this article on nerds: tinyurl.com/aeafa7
2009-02-28: Turns out Devo’s Whip It fits excellently to a swing beat/dance.
2009-02-28: I am not in an awful condition, but today is still a do nothing, go nowhere day.
2009-02-27: I see the logic of all the Nightmare & Impossible songs on Rock Band 2 being metal, but that …
2009-02-26: Obsessed with Zen Bound ‘game’ momentarily(?).
2009-02-26: #lazyweb Create a site at 2bPD.com (available) announcing titles of formerly copyrighted works …
2009-02-26: Is mlb audio working for #090227slnnyn for anyone else? I’m just getting interviews on WFAN, …
2009-02-26: So @google has 30k followers in 2 days. @yahoo has 5k in about 3 weeks, and live_search has under 2k …
2009-02-25: Fundamental change in Apple’s view of their Windows apps: To provide a consistent Windows …
2009-02-25: “Using Twitter is going to change the way you think about staying in touch with friends and …
2009-02-24: I don’t use this word often, but I must say I’m totally stoked that Andy Richter will be …
2009-02-24: My first state of the union watched with cell phone in hand.
2009-02-24: Obama says the day of reckoning has arrived. Shirt.Woot is ahead of the game, it was yesterday.
2009-02-24: Well, that was all right I guess, but I’ve got no idea where Obama stands on animal-human …
2009-02-24: I’ve been vegetarian exactly half my life. (Said it on 12/29, but today’s the exact day. …
2009-02-24: Robotwisdom has ‘understanding twitter’ showing the difference from facebook status: …
2009-02-24: When Chumby goes wrong: In the middle of a company meeting, polar bear cam rotates onto the screen …
2009-02-23: If TV had a homepage, I’d swap the Food Network for the MLB network today. Loving the …
2009-02-23: TiVo decided I would like to see Stand By Me. He was right. That is the best R-rated kids film ever …
2009-02-23: I appreciate the unsubscribe page from RedOctane letting me know when and how I was initially signed …
2009-02-23: Good deed of the morning: Spent 5 minutes going through spam folder, unsubscribing from reputable …
2009-02-23: Safari 4 on the PC looks like a Windows app now instead of the metal texture. It fits in nicely. …
2009-02-23: Smart: Evernote’s FAQ “Why isn’t text from my phone images readable by …
2009-02-23: Google Chrome’s tabs are designed better than Safari 4’s. You need title-bar space above …
2009-02-23: Jeopardy trivia: Based on my shoddy research, Jeopardy airs earliest in Hannibal MO (noon central) …
2009-02-23: I read this from @gruber: “I love how this highlight reel is just as much about Bird’s passing …
2009-02-22: Solved the NY Subway map Rubik’s cube. Crazy hard figuring out what squares went where. The …
2009-02-22: Won the Oscar pool, no thanks to Nate Silver! 14 of 24. Sound mixing and sound editing. I’d …
2009-02-22: According to TwitterCounter: twittercounter.com/woot&… @woot will have 323,470 followers …
2009-02-22: Wow, nytimes.com has an Apple Flash ad that forces their page wider than normal content (and gives …
2009-02-22: (not about me) Signal/noise is the issue with fame. High chance someone awesome is talking, but you …
2009-02-22: Finally figured out my gmail notifier wasn’t working because I’d switched to https by …
2009-02-22: I set up my Eye-Fi card to use my Dropbox folder and instantly auto-share wine pics with California …
2009-02-22: Sometimes you need an expletive. tr.im/gHmd [last.fm blog update on sharing data with RIAA]
2009-02-22: This random album meme is over a year old. Andy Baio found me an auto-generator: tinyurl.com/c2mgau
2009-02-21: When I make an online reservation at a restaurant, I want them to auto-add my leftovers expiration …
2009-02-21: Watching Nolan Ryan’s 7th no-hitter on MLB network. Shocked at the announcers lack of …
2009-02-21: Wow, Nolan Ryan also holds the record for 1-hitters, with 12.
2009-02-21: Facebook continues to bewilder me. I’m tagged in photos that I’m not in? Then I get …
2009-02-21: Trying out Yojimbo on the Mac to store random bits of thoughts. Hopefully better than the 20 notepad …
2009-02-20: I love that the tinfoil hat crowd scared of GPS devices type go\/t instead of govt, presumably to …
2009-02-20: Odd weather today. Check out my car’s snow shadow: twitpic.com/1m1do
2009-02-19: Got tickets to Bonnie Prince Billy. Not looking forward to General Admission at the Pageant. Any …
2009-02-19: I wish there was a song called Toto by a band called Africa.
2009-02-19: I need to make sure I get to see Coraline in 3D this weekend.
2009-02-19: REVEALED: The hidden purpose of those “25 Questions” memes is to reveal everyone’s …
2009-02-18: I want an anti-wishlist app where I list stuff my well-meaning relatives think I’d want but I …
2009-02-18: Am I to be offended or relieved on discovering my mom has a facebook account where she didn’t …
2009-02-18: Awesome, Kick Out The Jams (MC5) is $1.99 on amazonmp3.com today.
2009-02-18: OMG this @wootoff feed is ridiculous. Your ideas overwhelm me and I’m interested in …
2009-02-17: Not yet over the geeky coolness of Wil Wheaton working with Woot. I admit I identified with Gordie …
2009-02-17: I’m glad I remembered to turn off the notification emails for people following …
2009-02-17: It is fairly surreal going back & forth between tweeting to 200 followers & tweeting to …
2009-02-16: Restaurant idea from @__: 2-Sticks - combination Chinese food, knitting club, and rock band drum …
2009-02-16: Unable to stop laughing trying to explain the horror that was me playing guitar and singing in rock …
2009-02-16: www.recovery.gov is now live. Thankfully it looks much more professional than the awful placeholder …
2009-02-15: Nice to see Mike Matheny in a Cardinals uniform again: stltoday.mycapture.com/PHOTOS/ST…
2009-02-15: The cat got his revenge on my cleaning his wound, by wounding me. He, however, didn’t help me …
2009-02-15: Headline (http://tr.im/gkag): “Obama facing Afghan decision.” The image I would use with …
2009-02-14: Off to Bar Italia. I only go there once or twice a year for some reason, but I hope they still have …
2009-02-14: Jealous about the fireball witnessings near Austin, but I’ll settle for a nice sunny day.
2009-02-14: Rocking out all day with @__ on our Valentine’s gift, Rock Band 2. And yes, I know how lucky I …
2009-02-13: Debating which eighth to trim my beard to. Likely 3.
2009-02-13: VICTORY. “No new mail! Want to read updates from your favorite sites? Try Google Reader” …
2009-02-13: Freakish eyeless newsboy @theroyale twitpic.com/1ha4p
2009-02-13: Just invented: bacini. Bakini? Bakoni?
2009-02-13: Ok, maybe not invented, but named?
2009-02-13: Knowledge as of last night: a) the Space Pen uses nearly permanent ink, especially on skin. b) …
2009-02-12: People you may know (@__ and Matthew) drew some Valentines for you all: tinyurl.com/aqk9lm
2009-02-12: Cute Valentine’s Day Easter egg from @gruber today: daringfireball.net/graphics/…
2009-02-12: Day 3 of my Eat-Less Diet. Eat the same thing you would always eat, just not as much. Mostly …
2009-02-12: How am I supposed to work with all of this crap on my desk? twitpic.com/1h0y2
2009-02-12: New Twitter idea I had, executed perfectly by @smiller : Woot’s Twitter icon now matches what …
2009-02-12: Seven minutes till 1,234,567,890 seconds since the Unix epoch started: tinyurl.com/d4jf6j
2009-02-12: Ah, nice. Amazon is giving away Let’s Get It On by Marvin Gaye today: tr.im/g66i
2009-02-11: Demetri Martin - Why does your live audience sound like a laugh track? Remix!
2009-02-11: New pennies issued today. “The reverse depicts a tiny log cabin” because it would take a …
2009-02-11: I hope that’s the only missing child graphic I ever have to create. Ugh. www.woot.com/2qp.r …
2009-02-11: I’ve got Super Mario clouds floating by outside, which is pleasant.
2009-02-11: Super Mario clouds: twitpic.com/1genn
2009-02-11: Excited to be 1 of just 36 to get “Great Question” badge on stackoverflow.com - …
2009-02-10: Credit card fraud on my account. Now I get to sign an affidavit. Impressively, they noticed it, …
2009-02-10: I was quite confused when it appeared to be raining in my gmail theme. Is it a coincidence that that …
2009-02-10: My favorite jpg of the day: tinyurl.com/dflcsr
2009-02-09: Now that I’m on a few sites that use myopenid, it’s annoying every time I have to create …
2009-02-09: The tied state of shoes is stable. Loose shoelaces are chaos. It’s best to take shoes off left …
2009-02-09: During work, my Twitter feed (web) first page last follower’s tweet is from about 30 minutes …
2009-02-09: Airlines tip: Say “can of Coke” instead of “Coke.” Works with drink coupons …
2009-02-09: Any comic-book-style motion-line tutorials out there? I’m trying to draw a thing falling out …
2009-02-08: Beginning to think this Business Select stuff is worth the splurge. Especially now that …
2009-02-08: They didn’t serve anyone peanuts on the flight because someone on the plane had a peanut …
2009-02-08: Always surprised and confused when Amazon continues to do their almost-all-text letters from Bezos …
2009-02-08: Dear Tiffany&Co: Having your sterling silver tiebar product photo in Flash makes it the one pic …
2009-02-08: Sometimes it feels good when I don’t get email responses to my email responses. It’s …
2009-02-07: Weekends are for sleeping in. What happened here?
2009-02-07: Enjoyable watching someone try to get the flight information back on the terminals. …
2009-02-07: At the Amarillo airport. I believe every bag of chips in the building is long expired. Like, by a …
2009-02-06: Best quote yet from ERB’s Tarzan: “When Tarzan killed he more often smiled than scowled, …
2009-02-06: I got caught reading a found copy of People magazine by @__ and threw it aside, ashamed and …
2009-02-06: Amarillo seems to be 3G-less and largely WiFi-less. Much can be forgiven for 72 degree days in early …
2009-02-06: Great fun playing Rock Band with @__, dad, and step-mom! (and really surprised/impressed how quickly …
2009-02-05: New kitty nicknames - Centerpiece, Underfoot and Floordance (new nicknames, not new kitties).
2009-02-05: Listening to track 50 of my 99 essential Beethoven mp3s.
2009-02-05: Based on my expert Internet optimization skillz, the hits should start pouring in: …
2009-02-05: Highly recommended: Beethoven’s Symphony No. 9 in D Minor, Op. 125 “Choral”: II. …
2009-02-04: Just got spam because we sell crap. “I seek one source to send the users on our Network, from …
2009-02-04: The Daily Show stole my Honeymoon Is Over realization tweet. I blame @hodgman!
2009-02-04: Enjoying the slicker, nicely grouped gmail buttons. Uncertain why I have to keep archiving muted …
2009-02-04: My favorite wootcast title in a while: “Bands Who Release 7-Inches Are Like Civil War …
2009-02-04: This wikipedia page (and the term within) annoys me, though I have often enjoyed thinking of …
2009-02-03: Any Flight of the Conchords fans? The STL show is at the Fox, April 30th. Pre-sale of their shows: …
2009-02-03: Bought two space pens to replace my lost (in space?) one. Now I have a sizable cratered lunar …
2009-02-03: Tempted to experiment and only use “feeling lucky” for a few days to see if my google-fu …
2009-02-02: I love that the brick is a multi-faceted character in the Krazy Kat comics.
2009-02-02: Since freezing is simply liquids turning to solid, I’m going to start referring to everything …
2009-02-02: I propose a moratorium on the phrase “buy one, get one free.” We can save time, ink, and …
2009-02-02: Ok, it’s been suggested we go with “Two for one”. Presumably people can figure out …
2009-02-01: Hopefully everyone googles cash4gold and sees the cockeyed.com story. Also hopefully this increased …
2009-02-01: Researching ‘mezzanine’ vs. ‘lower balcony’ to try to determine the best …
2009-01-31: Trying out the sweater vest. I believe for the first time since I was 8.
2009-01-31: Correction:Rocking the sweater vest. Rock or rock not, there is no try.
2009-01-31: My Superbowl pick is in the air. I often root for the older team. I had no idea the Cardinals began …
2009-01-30: How’s that New Year’s Resolution going? Need a card to console your loss? …
2009-01-30: Matthew made my Rubik’s timer into a podcast: tr.im/dvdx Next $1MIdea: wall outlets with …
2009-01-29: Why must all snow shovels suck? On ours, the plastic handle gives way, and the metal shovel bends on …
2009-01-29: Good to know, nytimes.com:“Nudity is not a part of the [Bruce] Springsteen tradition”
2009-01-29: John Stewart just made my recent Rubik’s obsession slightly cooler. (My cubin’ as @__ …
2009-01-29: Twitter is useful to celebs. They can prove they’re as, or maybe more boring than everyone …
2009-01-29: Running jdisk on Vista to root out where all my hd space has gone. Any better tools out there? …
2009-01-29: This is my favorite kind of negative feedback: “BTW, the re-design looks great (almost too …
2009-01-29: Sometimes it is a major disadvantage to work in the same building as a caterer. Did someone request …
2009-01-29: The Bottleworks restaurant doesn’t take reservations when they’re busy (weekend nights). …
2009-01-28: This UHaul chase is idiotic, but I still find myself wondering if anyone has a Google Map mashup.
2009-01-28: I wish favoriting someone’s tweet optionally notified them (their choice). No way to know if …
2009-01-28: It is important to remember that even on those occasions when the forwarded email *actually*is …
2009-01-28: I’m having trouble coming up with anything wrong with Dropbox. It’s how everyone should …
2009-01-28: iPhoto’s face recognition software is confused and frustrated by the March Mustache Madness …
2009-01-28: I really like this Dragon Slayer shirt. Vote for it (in the next few minutes) if you agree: …
2009-01-28: I’d be interested in seeing before/after of the new iMovie image stabilizer on the Zapruder …
2009-01-27: It’s possible Bill Gates moving full-time to his charity will be seen as the Best News of …
2009-01-27: Debating $50 Million out of $850 Billion is equivalent to arguing about spending $0.50 when you make …
2009-01-27: I would like a Gmail Lab feature that stops them from asking if I want to invite so-and-so to Gmail. …
2009-01-27: Anyone know of a sledding hill web cam? Art Hill should really get one set up.
2009-01-27: Awesome pic of beautiful St. Louis Ballpark Village in the snow: twitpic.com/189qz (via @kopper …
2009-01-27: Hi-Res shot of St. Louis’s Ballpark Village, post-snow: tinyurl.com/bcw9s8
2009-01-27: It should be illegal for a subscription business to only allow cancellations in writing.
2009-01-26: Several times today I have looked at my nearly empty Inbox and thought something was broken with …
2009-01-26: Ah, if only blueful.com had thought/known to contact me, it’d have been great to have snuck a …
2009-01-26: Waiting for flexible, ideally foldable full-color screen before an ebook reader is better than my …
2009-01-26: I like to think the last sentence of these remarks was more like: A’ight? …
2009-01-26: I make a couple brief appearances in the latest Travels With Woot video log: tr.im/d4kc (Feel free …
2009-01-26: Just off the phone with Commerce Bank, who were extremely helpful with a mix-up that was at least …
2009-01-26: Any idea if texting from Mexico on an iPhone costs any more than texting from the US? Presumably it …
2009-01-25: CubeCheater is neat. It’s be awesome if it showed you why you made those moves to solve it. …
2009-01-25: Emergency inbox 0 move: Archived all email pre-2009. Now if I can manually get through the last 26 …
2009-01-25: Already worn out at all “the honeymoon is over” journalism. tr.im/cusa
2009-01-25: Down to Inbox 3, but I’m having trouble feeling proud, since I just archived 1500 without …
2009-01-25: How is there not a port of Marble Madness to the iPhone yet?
2009-01-25: Other iPhone game ports I want/need: Qix. Track & Field. Lunar Lander. KaBoom. World of Goo. …
2009-01-24: Thanks to some very nice folks over there, I am _ at plinky. www.plinky.com/people/_ Now if I can …
2009-01-24: I want a Rubik’s cube with a resettable timer that auto-stops when the cube is solved.
2009-01-24: 3 levels black, 4 levels brown, 1 white tennis, 1 black slipper. Needed: Red or green sneaker, snow …
2009-01-24: All right, this is the type of post I was hoping for: tinyurl.com/czx4g6 (And on a Sunday, no less.)
2009-01-24: Downloaded free (somewhat buggy) ustream app, so now I’ve got live kittycam 2 on my phone!
2009-01-23: Happy Life Dinner thought: if a dog swallows gum, does it stay in his stomach for 49 dog years?
2009-01-23: Accidentally learned of the Mute function in gmail. It’ll come in handy for many …
2009-01-23: Les from Surviviorman kicks Bear Grylls’s (Man vs. Wild) ass. Especially now in HD.
2009-01-23: Are we issuing half-pennies again? Cheapest towels ever! twitpic.com/16tdj
2009-01-22: Already a bit disappointed in the whitehouse.gov blog. Seriously, not one thing to say yesterday? …
2009-01-22: The “is a ghetto” metaphor is a ghetto.
2009-01-22: I’ve used this very timely @fraying article as therapy over the last week: …
2009-01-21: Judging by the World Cube Association records, I might come in not-last in a Rubik’s …
2009-01-21: Tonight’s dinner took both of us to prepare. The recipe: She calls for a pizza while I rub her …
2009-01-21: There should be betting odds on celebrities abandoning Twittering. Maybe over/under on post …
2009-01-20: Bruce Springsteen’s new album, streamed free by NPR: tinyurl.com/9e6a8p
2009-01-20: Now you can search Woot on chrome by typing woot.com [tab] [searchterm]. Not sure why you would, but …
2009-01-19: The first person @barackobama followed was @tigerbeat
2009-01-19: Anyone know who first asked “why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?” …
2009-01-19: The Constitution says he has to be inaugurated by noon. I’m assuming it doesn’t trigger …
2009-01-19: I think Biden’s bible has some more chapters or books than the ones I’ve seen.
2009-01-19: Waiting for the Indiana Jones part to kick in.
2009-01-19: Nice job, @amazonmp3: Signed, Sealed & Delivered (Stevie Wonder) is the daily special ($1.99 for …
2009-01-19: I should’ve bribed someone high up to make whitehouse.gov as wide as new Woot. Maybe …
2009-01-19: Trying to remember the last coworkers-gather-around-the-streaming-video moment. It’s nice to …
2009-01-19: Anyone get a screenshot of whitehouse.gov earlier today? Fun to glance through archives, but …
2009-01-19: Old whitehouse.gov screenshot: tr.im/avjf @hodgman @_ @sbolen (Closest I could get.)
2009-01-19: Someone make this trailer mashup: Smokey and the Time Bandits.
2009-01-19: Previous whitehouse.gov width: 901px. New whitehouse.gov width: 997px.
2009-01-18: I wish I could time-shift the Tweets of those I’m following to match my time-shifting of …
2009-01-18: They should use the widescreen in football to keep tabs on which players aren’t able to get up …
2009-01-18: Ain’t that America is a weird song to play. Isn’t it a sarcastic rant about the hopeless …
2009-01-18: Wow, you can see the speed of sound with the ripple of hands thrown in the air during Shout! at the …
2009-01-18: I dreamt Niagra Falls had a tourist boat designed to go over the Falls. I want a physics-engine …
2009-01-18: Mediablather did a podcast interview with me and Jason on Woot: tr.im/a7zs
2009-01-18: Headline of the day: tinyurl.com/8b46hq
2009-01-18: Twitter meme idea - Future-tweeting: What Tweet advice, question, hope, or prediction would you …
2009-01-18: Wow, insane hockey game: twitter.com/NHL_STL (Bruins score 3 times in 100 seconds. We score twice, …
2009-01-18: I love this comment on today’s shirt.woot: “Interesting shirt but to me the lack of a …
2009-01-17: I don’t recognize the punk aspect of the steampunk aesthetic. (watching The Golden Compass) …
2009-01-17: Can someone tell the closed caption people that ALL CAPS means shouting, and lowercase should be …
2009-01-17: Venn diagram of people I follow & inauguration attendedees is concentric circles. Or maybe the …
2009-01-16: Just bought a weekend’s worth of Cardinals Spring Training tickets for the 3rd year. 2 home …
2009-01-15: We’re finally hopping on the single serving domain bandwagon - …
2009-01-15: I wish I could see how often and when last the people I’m following updated. I need to delete …
2009-01-14: Woot CES awards are up for any who enjoy seeing pics of me wearing various visors and getting hit by …
2009-01-14: It is pretty amazing how different feedback / chatter from Twitter is vs. forum feedback. This is …
2009-01-14: Mostly accurate interview with me on Woot’s user of Twitter: tinyurl.com/77a754 Sorry about …
2009-01-13: Just noticed that Papa John’s stock abbreviation is PZZA.
2009-01-13: Fun to check out the EXIF for the official Obama portrait: regex.info/exif.cgi
2009-01-13: You know “Good/Fast/Cheap, pick any two”? I can get fast/cheap food, and good/cheap …
2009-01-13: The Woot site redesign I and many others have been working on over the last many months, will go …
2009-01-13: Woot redesign is live! As expected, comments are on color & width. It’s a win. …
2009-01-12: If I were a straight-edge vegan, I’d call my scene: HARDVORE. (Unfortunately hardvore.com is a …
2009-01-11: So ready to sleep in my own bed. Can we try super-sonic passenger flight again?
2009-01-11: “Thank you” is linguistically morphing into an imperative demand rather than an …
2009-01-11: Everyone who uses Google Analytics on Google Chrome (on Vista at least) gets to look at a tab named …
2009-01-09: Apparently “gold” is lower than platinum and far below the extremely rare …
2009-01-09: I approve of the Segs4Vets cause, but they may want to rethink the phonetic near-miss implications …
2009-01-09: Diana Ross does not like people videoing her CES performance.
2009-01-09: She just announced “wardrobe malfunction” but Janet is not on the same level as Diana. …
2009-01-09: If I’m not mistaken, diana Ross is singing the reading rainbow song with lavarr burton in …
2009-01-08: I have to admit, las vegas is beautiful from 500 feet up. Though some of that is just the contrast …
2009-01-08: Turns out Las Vegas is actually beautiful from 500 ft up, though that might partly be in contrast to …
2009-01-06: New Apple keyboard arrived today. I was terrified they’d announce they would announce a …
2009-01-06: Ah wow, Alex Trebek is going to be @ CES. Got a good question…er..answer for him?
2009-01-06: Almost certainly forgetting something, but heading out to CES anyway.
2009-01-05: What I got in my geekiest Christmas ever: tinyurl.com/9ll92z
2009-01-05: All right, when’s the next reasonable guess for iMac updates?
2009-01-05: I’m still confused/annoyed that I can’t download TV shows from the iPhone iTunes store …
2009-01-05: I don’t get the iTunes offer to update my library. Not sure if I’m supposed to go …
2009-01-04: Learned today: Mel Brooks produced The Elephant Man, cast his wife and chose David Lynch, but left …
2009-01-04: Gizmodo is using this morning’s Steve Jobs letter to say “Looks like we were …
2009-01-04: Learned today: In the first presidential election (1789), less than 1.3% of the population voted. …
2009-01-03: Very different experience shoe shopping at Nordstrom Chicago and Nordstrom St. Louis. I had to tie …
2009-01-03: Well, now how am I going to tell all of you about this hilarious blog about you I just saw?
2009-01-03: Saw an ad on unplugging cell phone chargers since they use energy even when not charging. Sounds …
2009-01-03: CNN inspired me to get a St. Pete’s @theroyale. Also, I left my credit card there the other …
2009-01-03: Preparating for CES trip on Wednesday. Mentally, that is, I won’t pack till Tuesday night, …
2009-01-02: Of people who use AIM, who enjoys getting the aolsystemmsg about multiple logins? Is it really, …
2009-01-02: My mind is very confused that it’s the weekend again, but my body says thanks.
2009-01-02: Saturday mornings are my find-a-new-iPhone-game time. Today: lux dlx finally out. Slow, and a touch …
2009-01-01: I love a day where there’s no need or desire to put shoes on, or even change out of pajamas.
2009-01-01: Greatly enjoying game 5 of the 1956 world series on MLB network. Funny to watch fuzzy black and …
2009-01-01: I wonder how many Twitter users don’t know that you only see / get @ replies from people you …
2009-01-01: Thing I just learned: The moon is 30 earth-diameters away from the Earth. I’d have guessed …
2008-12-31: I thought we had a prime, but happy 287 x 7!
2008-12-30: Thank you code.flickr for the IE7 ms-interpolation-mode:bicubic; CSS tip! Also to @jasonfried …
2008-12-30: Managed to stay up late enough to listen to @theroyale on kmox.
2008-12-30: Very pleasant and expressive to hear the occasional physical page turn in a symphonic recording. …
2008-12-30: One co-worker affected by Zunepocalypse ‘08 (which term I think I just coined). less than 5 …
2008-12-30: Vote: A. Zunepocalypse, B1. Zunemageddon / B2. Zuneageddon, C. Zunedemic, D. Zunetastrophe, E. …
2008-12-30: Well, now that I actually grew to like Aaron Miles, he goes to the Cubs. Figures.
2008-12-30: The Zune status page updated, but only to add “The Zune Social might be slow or …
2008-12-30: Another term coined today: snowvalanche! It’s like an avalanche, but with snow. (thanks @__)
2008-12-30: Zune page status update: “Customers using the Zune 30 might experience problems starting their …
2008-12-30: “By tomorrow … allow the battery to fully run out of power … then simply ensure …
2008-12-30: #zune “We have identified the issue with the Zune 30 and have a full explanation and guidance …
2008-12-30: Ugh, the one day I discuss avalanches here one shows up and kills eight people. NO ONE DISCUSS …
2008-12-29: Today is my 17th anniversary of being vegetarian. Or of officially deciding to be one. I really only …
2008-12-29: Buying 99 Beethoven mp3s for $2, so I know I’ve got all of the good stuff. Might make good …
2008-12-29: My news article revenue potential of the App Store, and the success of the iFart app would be …
2008-12-29: These Beethoven mp3s cost $0.002/minute, though I have some doubt I’ll ever make it through …
2008-12-28: Will Apple make any mention of the Push Notification Service that was due in September and, as far …
2008-12-28: I was the first follower of @woot, but I kind of cheated.
2008-12-27: It scares me that Land of Nod (Crate & Barrel for kids) registered “speak to a …
2008-12-27: Ah, I guess they’re joking. Nice one. tr.im/2oug I wonder how much hate mail they get about …
2008-12-27: Pretty impressive, no automated message at all, just a person. Almost enough to forgive them the …
2008-12-26: just solved the Rubik’s cube for the first time in my life.
2008-12-25: It didn’t occur to me how geeky my wishlist was till I got the moon globe, rubiks, microscope, …
2008-12-24: All right, I can’t avoid it. Taking in the 9pm A Chtistmas Story on the TBS marathon. They …
2008-12-24: I think Santa may have just dropped by, but it sounded like the cats fought him back up the chimney.
2008-12-24: Merry Christmas friends, family, stalkers, spammers, and anyone else ‘following’!
2008-12-24: Our Christmas fire is 900 degrees. I know this because of my new infrared laser guided thermometer. …
2008-12-23: It is a shame none of the marketing or branding of Domino’s is as funny or clever as its pizza …
2008-12-23: I think I got ‘first sucker’ on Woot for the first time. (shirt.woot)
2008-12-23: Crazy Price Is Right Showcase Showdown shenanigans from last week: tinyurl.com/9egs6n=1m…
2008-12-23: Aside from a crazy amount of work to get through the break, Christmas Eve is the best day of the …
2008-12-23: Here’s the Price Is Right craziness with a working url: tr.im/2mdd Notice Drew’s odd …
2008-12-23: No surprise, ABInBev’s logo is bad www.tr.im/2mhv Gradients! Bland modern font! Pointless …
2008-12-22: My last Tivo update: flickr.com/photos/da… Mat Honan’s: …
2008-12-22: Bought some nice shoes, but they’re wearing out fast. I thought you got durability for the …
2008-12-21: I do not recommend sneezing while you have 2 Advil in your mouth. Just in case you were considering …
2008-12-21: I want to eat this Monopoly re-packaging, it looks very tasty: tinyurl.com/4kqqmt
2008-12-20: It starts to feel creepy enjoying Teenage Kicks in my mid-30s.
2008-12-20: Bar bathroom: one urinal, one toilet; lock on the door. Do you lock it when you go in?
2008-12-20: Discovered there is not a universal knowledge of the times tables. 7x9?
2008-12-20: No door on the toilet stall. Actually no stall. So, one toilet, one urinal, lock on the door. So …
2008-12-19: Second Christmas begins in minutes. Second gift given as a print-out in an envelope due to shipping …
2008-12-18: After the fact, carrying 12 bottles of wine, some shirts, jars of food, and salt and pepper shakers …
2008-12-18: New rule: if I didn’t use the app today or yesterday, it’s kicked off my home screen. I …
2008-12-17: Attention BananaRepublic.com and Southwest.com: St. Louis is a valid city. Cities can have periods …
2008-12-17: It is odd watching a movie in its original aspect ratio on my TV, resulting in sidebars. (Miracle on …
2008-12-17: My word of the day - alienist, learned from freeze-framed newspaper shot in Mo34st.
2008-12-17: After you update an app, is there any way (web or app store) to see the version notes? Google is now …
2008-12-17: Bizarre - If you call @SouthwestAir Rapid Rewards hotline and hit 0 to talk to a representative, you …
2008-12-16: 100% Christmas cards in the mail. Seven or eight just today. @smiller with shouting baby wishing me …
2008-12-16: Flipping between Knight Rider (1986) an A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965). I broke down and got a …
2008-12-16: Charlie Brown is perpetually embarassed, angry, or otherwise pink-faced. Or the digital …
2008-12-16: Considering adding Graphics Blandishment to my resumé.
2008-12-15: Bizarre to see NYTimes mess up, but this article is missing a bunch of spaces for me: tr.im/2bn2
2008-12-15: is accepting bribes.
2008-12-15: Have you ever seen http error code 418? Check it, at this handy site: 418.status-code.com (via …
2008-12-15: Did I just coin ‘ideaplace’ as a broader, conceptual counterpoint to marketplace? …
2008-12-14: I’m concerned for the person who is helped by the frozen pizza warning: “not ready to …
2008-12-14: MyWeather shows the temperature here (STL) at 58F now and 20F in 10 hours, at 8am.
2008-12-14: Simple theme, small fonts on Tweetie update rocks! Finally 100% on it over Twinkle.
2008-12-14: Just figured out the name Exene (Cervenka) makes sense being short for Christine.
2008-12-14: Last (knock wood) dental visit outside of regular cleanings. Finally caught up on 10+ years of …
2008-12-13: I want to say “Ignore this and future upgrades” on Shazam’s advertising update.
2008-12-13: Apple: Let me scroll both right and left from my iPhone home page. It should be a circle, not a line …
2008-12-12: twitpic.com/sloa - The nephews requested Spider-Man. I am pretty happy with the results. They seemed …
2008-12-11: There’s something amazingly relaxing about the moment you sit down in the terminal with plenty …
2008-12-10: Some billionaire needs to start a 2008 Foundation for Law And Government.
2008-12-10: Enjoyed Hairspray (yes, the musical) far more than I expected. (Though to be fair, I expected to …
2008-12-10: One apparently failed podcast interview and one seemingly quite successful one. I’m not …
2008-12-09: Is there a time limit on “breaking” news?
2008-12-09: Just found out I’ve had 75 twooshes. Apparently that’s the name for a 140 character …
2008-12-09: Are there actual, legal reasons parts of contracts jump into ALL-CAPS mode, or is it just to help …
2008-12-08: If you’re going to take your upload system down and say “please check back in a few …
2008-12-08: Finally got Skype set up. I guess I just needed the right reason.
2008-12-08: I love that @The_Real_Shaq is so efficient in giving out the advice, he has enough characters left …
2008-12-08: Previous lunch topic: Aquaman would be much cooler if he could control all water molecules. Say, the …
2008-12-07: As a politician, how can you feel good about hoping for low voter turnout to win? Cao (in La.) is …
2008-12-06: Resolved: Harvey is a much more entertaining movie than It’s A Wonderful Life, as Jimmy …
2008-12-05: Trying out some Left Field Landing seats for Pujols Pack this year. They should discount it for …
2008-12-05: Don’t Stop Believin’ - what’s the % chance she’s a prostitute?
2008-12-04: Is there an equivalent audial word for visibility? “measure of the distance at which an object …
2008-12-04: I honestly believe a computer would be better at some of these CAPTCHAs than I am. stlcardinals.com …
2008-12-04: Apple UI failure: I’ve had 3 people ask me how to turn their iPhone off. It seems very much …
2008-12-04: Does anyone keep the default ‘shape layers’ setting on the pen tool in Photoshop CS3? I …
2008-12-03: I would’ve bet money that McDonald’s pulling their spoon stirrers because they were used …
2008-12-03: Paying insurance per mile (milemeter.com) intrigues me, as I drive my car very little these days, …
2008-12-03: Budgeting for Cardinals baseball tickets. Pre-buying 19 tickets this year (the numerically misnamed …
2008-12-03: Got tickets. I did a google search for: busch stadium row, hoping I’d find a nearby pic. 1st …
2008-12-03: 2006 Muppet Christmas album is $0.99 on amazonmp3 today if you’re feeling festive.
2008-12-03: At first I thought the ad for “Blu-Ray HD make-up” was absurd, but it actually makes …
2008-12-02: If you made a list of the 1000 most commonly used words, which roman-alphabet language would use the …
2008-12-02: I love the feel of the press of letterpress.
2008-12-02: I had no idea Canada government was in upheaval: www.yarnharlot.ca/blog/
2008-12-01: Electricity just came back on. Went out around 4am if the call from my alarm company is any …
2008-11-30: Shocked cats didn’t knock the Christmas tree over while we were gone, since they did it once …
2008-11-30: Debating between titles: VOLCASNOW and SNOWCANO as the next great disaster film.
2008-11-30: TWEET 1000! It’s fun to watch the odometer flip. 626 days ago: myfirsttweet.com/1st/_ so …
2008-11-30: Planet Earth on Blu-Ray is tempting me at $35. I believe I may never watch it again, but still, $35!
2008-11-29: The sign of fine dining: Pre-desert, desert, seven-part-post-desert, post-post-desert.
2008-11-29: Fun to get the first snow of my winter while out of town, but glad it waited till the last day. …
2008-11-28: I wish the google voice app had an “I’m feeling lucky” intonation capability to …
2008-11-28: twitpic.com/ovcx - Brunch today at Orange. Thanks for the suggestion, it was fantastic.
2008-11-28: You can get reservations online (opentable) when calling fails. Eating at the Trump restaurant …
2008-11-28: 505? 539? 514? 501? I’m drowning in a sea of Levi’s!
2008-11-28: Practicing control of my eye-bugging-out instincts as I shop at Prada, Barneys, Tiffanys. …
2008-11-27: Ok, not that William Gibson.
2008-11-26: Ah crap, they surprised us with two goldfish and we only had a name picked for one: Maximillian. Any …
2008-11-26: Decided on Minnie, as Max’s partner in crime for the weekend. Zoilo is an awesome name, …
2008-11-26: twitpic.com/ogbv - Maximillian and Minerva check out the view.
2008-11-26: Which is the better visit? Science & Industry or the Field Museum?
2008-11-25: I am in need of (Downtown) Chicago eating recommendations. I’m vegetarian, but otherwise …
2008-11-25: Chicagoans and traveling Foodies: Got any Chi- restaurant suggestions? I’ve gotten some, but …
2008-11-25: I’ve given up on inbox 0, and it looks like I’m losing the battle on unread 0. …
2008-11-25: Old, but new to me: I tested my color IQ and it’s 14. If lower is better, don’t call it …
2008-11-24: The Amazing Race will get more absurd if the contestants continue to not have iPhones, yet it would …
2008-11-24: Learned: moleskine is pronounced mol-a-skeen’-a. Or is supposed to be. I don’t think anyone …
2008-11-24: It’s helpful when people identify their charts as 3D, so you know you won’t be able to …
2008-11-24: As awful as domain squatters are, worse are domain squatters that won’t even respond to …
2008-11-24: Today I learned the first movie I ever rented, along with the rented VCR, was Yentl. Really, my mom …
2008-11-24: I realized today I’ve had the hiccups for…maybe a year now? They’re paced at …
2008-11-23: First batting cages of the year! Not much time to improve before the close of the season, but still …
2008-11-23: Stephen Colbert’s Christmas special was excellent, but I can’t imagine a desire to own …
2008-11-23: The challenged ballot game mostly makes me weep for humanity. bit.ly/IgrA But I did get a chuckle …
2008-11-23: If you & family manage to not get laid off, & you’re not nearing retirement, does the …
2008-11-22: I dislike that the ‘stop’ icon/button in mobile safari is now vaguely in the middle of …
2008-11-22: Just discovered: about 70% of the population of the US lives in 2% of the land area.
2008-11-22: Various future trips are causing me to break the Holiday timing rule and put my Christmas lights and …
2008-11-21: Blu-ray player installed! Now if I only had a Blu-Ray video to watch. The replacement of movies …
2008-11-20: I wonder what it’ll be like when even tv special effects are completely realistic.
2008-11-20: Surprised/confused you can’t pick streetview from your gps-spotted location without dropping a …
2008-11-20: I’m seeing “promote / remove” buttons on searches I do on Google. Anyone else?
2008-11-20: Ah, it’s Google SearchWiki. I’m assuming there’s an off button somewhere.
2008-11-20: I want a YouTube filter that can remove studio laughs, but otherwise this is awesome: …
2008-11-20: I’m thinking Secretary of State actually has a bigger role in our government than Vice …
2008-11-19: No idea what caused it at all, but a reboot, restore, resync didn’t help. I assume I at least …
2008-11-19: The best part of Pogue-o-matic is what he does when you just wait. ttp://tr.im/1b6D The actual app …
2008-11-19: Finally got Gmail themes. I was beginning to think someone didn’t like me there. Steel FTW!
2008-11-18: Pleasantly surprised Alaska won’t have a felon Senator, afterall.
2008-11-18: Got chastised by my computer for taking my USB stick out without ejecting it. Honestly, can that …
2008-11-18: I noticed my iPhone suddenly was missing 10 of its apps, and on docking it, Vista blue-screened. …
2008-11-17: Watched Cool As Ice. The basic premise: white people are foolish and goofy (except Vanilla Ice). …
2008-11-17: [Switch] So do I import my downloaded TV shows and movies to my iTunes library? To iPhoto? Or just …
2008-11-16: Very confusing: Using a Windows keyboard on a Mac that is Remote Desktopping to a Windows machine.
2008-11-16: Tune in in two weeks and miss next week’s PIGS IN SPACE!
2008-11-16: I wish Charles Schultz was still around and still doing Peanuts, but I’m really glad there …
2008-11-16: Chrome fails to recognize some things as urls. Type: gc.ca and it does a Google search on it instead …
2008-11-16: I was the 1,318,181st person to sign up for twitter. Did they originally not allow _ as a username …
2008-11-16: Little known fact: Albert Pujols is plural: tr.im/167m I guess he’s just that good.
2008-11-16: Er, excuse me, that is Albert Pujols are plural. tr.im/167m
2008-11-16: Is it just me or are the Trailer 1 links here: www.apple.com/trailers/… Cloverfield and not …
2008-11-16: For me, The Trailer 1 HD links go to Cloverfield and the Trailer 2 HD links are Trailer 1: …
2008-11-15: The hotel I will be staying at shortly has a complimentary goldfish for the duration of your stay. …
2008-11-15: Trying to learn what I need to, to develop a simple iPhone app, but the number of getting started …
2008-11-14: Everytime my Mac starts up I hear “It’s been seven hours and fifteen days” in my …
2008-11-13: Getting used to all the “mac version coming soon” lies. LIES, I say. How can these …
2008-11-12: Thoughts on Thanksgiving weekend trips? I’m trying to figure out how to search for good fares …
2008-11-12: Woot shirt is on Mythbusters! Appropriately it’s a guy shining up mud on the “Can you …
2008-11-12: So what % of the time am I clicking the browser url and not wanting to replace the whole text with …
2008-11-12: Somehow I managed to bite the back, middle of my tongue, while eating a piece of cheesecake. Still …
2008-11-11: I’m confused by people saying Twitpay rules. From the FAQ, they haven’t yet figured out …
2008-11-11: Next weirdest thing on switching to Mac: I keep closing all the windows of a program and forgetting …
2008-11-11: I wish I could set search.twitter to skip #placenames.
2008-11-11: Our last pumpkin has been made into a residence: www.flickr.com/photos/da…
2008-11-11: Meanwhile, Cricket lives in our bookcase now: flickr.com/photos/da…
2008-11-11: It is a crazy pink reddish color outside right now.
2008-11-11: My Twitterank is conflicted. I’m totally leet with a big zero in the middle: …
2008-11-10: Presumably XCode is named after OS X, right? Then why isn’t it pronounced Ten-Code?
2008-11-10: Dressing up as a veteran today, if you’re not one, would be an awful thing to do. But …
2008-11-10: Installing the iPhone SDK to see if any of this makes any sense to me.
2008-11-09: Fact of the day: Canada has half the shoreline in the world.
2008-11-09: Learned today: Canada has half the coastline of the world.
2008-11-09: The oddest thing about Fryes isn’t the bizarre decorating themes, it’s the shallowness …
2008-11-07: Just met the inventor of TV-B-Gone in Oakland. Wasn’t able to properly express how awesome …
2008-11-07: Just noticed I’m #6 for _ on google.
2008-11-06: I wonder what % of Americans check email at least once a day, 5 days a week. Think we’re up to …
2008-11-06: The biggest challenge in switching to Mac has been trying to keep track of the …
2008-11-06: Bummed STL airport doesn’t have AT&T wifi. Boingo let’s you log in with AT&T u/p …
2008-11-06: Turns out the Fieldrunner app eats through the iPhone battery like it’s buttery.
2008-11-05: When Bush was elected in 2k, Gore supporters talked up going to Canada or Europe. If McCain …
2008-11-05: Seasonal cleaning: Clearing out election and baseball apps. Also, DuckShoot.
2008-11-05: I keep forgetting I’ll be out of town for 4 days in 2 days. See some of you soon…
2008-11-05: Where would McCain supporters go if they left the US? Best answers I got: Ireland or Dubai. …
2008-11-05: lazy-twitter: Looking for url to a live webcam pointed at a famous clock.
2008-11-05: Tempted to fill this out: tr.im/vb6 and apply for Secretary of the Internet, but I guess …
2008-11-05: change.gov is a bit Woot-ish. Horizontal strip about 300px tall, divided 2/3 & 1/3, right …
2008-11-04: My favorite: tr.im/t4m
2008-11-04: Very confused by @mantia tweeting that he didn’t have Internet.
2008-11-04: Hilarious that they purposefully crappify the hologram video so it looks more ‘real’.
2008-11-04: Time to admit it, I chilled some champagne when I got home from work. Turns out I didn’t jinx …
2008-11-04: RT: @billstreeter AMERICA WINS!!!!
2008-11-04: Trying to hear what the guy shouted out during McCain’s speech.
2008-11-04: Any more? isobamapresident.com howisobamadoing.com
2008-11-04: In some ways this feels like a victory for math and science in that the statistics proved really …
2008-11-04: wow, so it’s looking like Nader may have made the difference in Missouri. Didn’t expect …
2008-11-04: Very much enjoying catching up with the Onion headlines this morning. tr.im/tq5 and [nsfw language] …
2008-11-04: Heading out to the polls to vote. This flyer says it’s my turn today!
2008-11-04: “Radiance” and “Rosebud” are pretty amazingly cute nicknames for …
2008-11-03: Impressed how easy it was to make my home monitor the primary display (drag menu bar in display …
2008-11-03: What are these so-called so many songs about rainbows (and what’s on the other side)?
2008-11-03: I appreciate the election volunteers but shouldn’t the most important event in 4 years be …
2008-11-03: Got my free “voted” coffee and trying out the free iPhone wifi. Such a Starbucks …
2008-11-03: No lines at Malinckrodt school, 23rd ward. #votereport One of the two electronic machines out of …
2008-11-03: Obama<DCHINYCAILVTMADECTMENJORMDWA RI IA MI MN NH WI NM PA CO NV OH VA FL IN MO ND NC GA MT …
2008-11-03: That’s the ranking of states from Obama likelihood of a win to McCain. It’s how to make …
2008-11-03: Stupid CNN electoral headline of the day: Race Expected to be Decided in Key Battleground States
2008-11-03: Recommended to print out - Geek’s Guide [PDF] to watching tonight: tinyurl.com/5aq5wl
2008-11-03: Cool, Mattress Day is under 10 years for the first time in a few weeks I think. @mattressday
2008-11-02: Found out this morning that my new duo-I “Wake to iPhone” feature doesn’t work if …
2008-11-02: Idiotic front page CNN headline: “Many undecideds have already picked”
2008-11-01: Hangovers suck, but it’s pretty ideal to have a 25 hour day to recover.
2008-11-01: Sunday afternoon belly nap. snipurl.com/4y3zh
2008-10-31: I declare St. Louis the best Halloween town since we get jokes from every trick-or-treater. And half …
2008-10-31: Why do skeletons hang in windows? Because they’re on fire!
2008-10-31: What do you call a caterpillar on Halloween? A hallerpillar!
2008-10-31: Why did the moose cross the road? To get to the other side to go home!
2008-10-31: What is a pirate’s favorite food? Blood!
2008-10-31: What did muhammed ali say to rocky? Mama gonna knock you out!
2008-10-31: Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy some donuts so he could eat some more donuts!
2008-10-31: Where does food go to court? The food court!
2008-10-31: How do you make a vampire dance? You have to put his teeth back in!
2008-10-31: Glad you all enjoyed the jokes. Next year try to insist on some from your treaters, it’s great …
2008-10-31: A couple more Halloween jokes: “Knock knock. Who’s there? Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock …
2008-10-31: Why did the chicken on the road? Because he was chicken nuggets!
2008-10-31: Not yet experiencing the joy of “just plug it in and it works” yet with my MacBook Pro …
2008-10-31: (Not hard to install a printer on the Mac, just not at all different than the process in Vista.)
2008-10-30: I love @werty workplace idea of Halloween Secret Santa (make a costume for a co-worker), but …
2008-10-30: Just created my first Facebook event! For how involved in the Internet I am, I’m pretty out of …
2008-10-29: According to the Slate election app today, if McCain won all his ‘safe’ and …
2008-10-29: If I’m right, I’ll be showing up on this stltoday.com page soon: tr.im/oid #pdelect
2008-10-29: Odd, and cool that adwords.google.com has this ‘alert’ when signed in: “Vote on …
2008-10-28: Weird, I think Charlie Brown is John McCain. He started out “My friends…”
2008-10-28: Confusingly, my mini-DisplayPort to DVI adaptor doesn’t have female parts for 4 pins my …
2008-10-28: Problem: Mac adapter is DVI-D, my monitor’s adapter is DVI-I. W. T. F.
2008-10-28: On my Directv DVR, in the MoviesNow tab, under a grouping titled Rambo PPV were the two Dem. …
2008-10-28: I wonder what the highest rated 30-minute commercial has been so far. My guess is Ross Perot in …
2008-10-28: Thoughts on the best MacBook Pro carrying case? I’m debating super-slim just to carry it vs. …
2008-10-28: Everytime I reload Twitter, @mantia has a new avatar.
2008-10-28: Installing Flash 10 fixed flash video (Youtube, especially) issues I’d been having in Chrome …
2008-10-28: Seeking out sugar skulls for @__ there appears to be a recipe here: tr.im/nvm but I’m hoping …
2008-10-27: I think that’s the first labor announcement I’ve been tweeted. Congrats @torrez !
2008-10-27: Bummed I can’t find “the letter people” intro song on YouTube. That probably makes …
2008-10-27: Those 12-step programs never talk about step zero: Become addicted to that thing. Without that, the …
2008-10-27: If you’re going to stick your iPhone in a case, why not at least have it boost your …
2008-10-27: Gmail thinks my non-delimited phone number is a DHL Tracking number. Riyadh - Saudi Arabia to Medina …
2008-10-27: Trying out some new Woot ads on GOOG and DJI to play with the topsy-turvy nature of the market.
2008-10-27: It is completely surreal (and awesome) to come home with the house painted a different color.
2008-10-26: Waiting for Jonathon Richman.. snipurl.com/4q9li
2008-10-26: You wish you were at this jonathon richman show with me. snipurl.com/4qbnf
2008-10-26: 3 nights at bars and the only smokey smell on my clothes is from campfires. I can get used to this.
2008-10-26: Now that I’ve got facebook working with my Twitter updates, I wish I could subscribe to my …
2008-10-26: Woo hoo, new record for the oldest mattress day: twitter.com/mattressd…
2008-10-26: The RjDj Single iPhone app is cool. It makes me realize how much of the noises around here are just …
2008-10-26: Helping my gf get set up on Twinkle.
2008-10-25: Our derby was ‘shirt as costume’, but tonight my costume was the @threadless Operation …
2008-10-25: Is it just me, or Directv or NBC? Meet the Press isn’t in HD?
2008-10-25: My fancy new entertainment center doesn’t take into account that every device is essentially a …
2008-10-24: Enjoying a Mr. Smith @theroyale
2008-10-24: I guess @theroyale isn’t paying the bills. snipurl.com/4omw0
2008-10-24: When your hair is already fairly short, a haircut can take 60% off. It takes me a couple showers to …
2008-10-24: Picking through the dredges of leftover costumes.
2008-10-23: I get, maybe, a month of having a newer toy than in the product placements of the shows I watch.
2008-10-23: Hmm…it looks like Mail is getting every bit of GMail I’ve ever gotten, rather than …
2008-10-23: The squirrels in my neighborhood have taken to pre-carving our pumpkins: …
2008-10-23: Healthy Dining Finder is a total joke: tr.im/jgq If BK is on there, what isn’t? …
2008-10-23: Lunchtime haircut! (Presumably at separate establishments.)
2008-10-23: I have reason to believe Google is often lying to me when they say “These terms only appear in …
2008-10-23: If you know what GL:HL is, you might be interested it’s up: tr.im/jpe If you don’t, …
2008-10-23: Thank you @gruber for making me feel better about a decision I didn’t research. (Upgrading to …
2008-10-23: It is a tough call to figure out the best 3rd-party (ahem) Obama ad, but the Wassup guys attempt is …
2008-10-23: retweet @mattressday Put your money under a mattress on 2/17/98 and you’re even with the DOW …
2008-10-23: Can you guess what new Halloween costume was thought of today by 75 million Democratic women?
2008-10-22: The kitties enjoy the aluminum brick case. It seems to work quite well for their morning jaw …
2008-10-22: Really hoping to see Carrots pop up as a trending-topic due to our current shirt.woot sale.
2008-10-22: I wonder what sort of expansion it would take to get no server too busy messages during a BOC in a …
2008-10-22: Ah neat, boc is on summize/search.twitter.com as a trending topic.
2008-10-21: Fun to see woot-off show up on search.twitter’s trending topics.
2008-10-21: The browser (or add-on) should let you click to highlight what parts of the page are cached vs. …
2008-10-21: Momentarily, the related searches to the google.com/trend [irobot roomba 418] included …
2008-10-21: MacBook Pro arrived in a box coated in oil. Luckily their packaging (impressively small box) …
2008-10-21: Do we vote for who Al Qaeda wants us to vote for, or vote against that, or vote against what they …
2008-10-21: Ooh, DirecTV updated to work with 1080p movies. Hadn’t heard they were doing that.
2008-10-20: In the “overflow” gym. Rumors Clinton will stop in & say hi.
2008-10-20: Clinton speaks of the need for Communitarianism more than Liberalism, I wikipedia it, and he’s …
2008-10-20: It’s still a surprise when I see Apple stuff shipping directly from Shanghai in my tracking …
2008-10-19: So I want to use twinkle to update twitter but I’d like that to also update my facebook …
2008-10-19: The last time I posted a Mattress Day tweet, a couple people stopped following me. I got to see how …
2008-10-19: Heading to see Bill Clinton.
2008-10-19: Any idea how many the kirkwood gym seats? Unlikely we’ll get in. Should’ve had it in the …
2008-10-18: If McCain had managed to convince Powell to be his VP candidate, we’d be looking at some …
2008-10-18: HDMI makes moving everything to a new entertainment center easier, but it’s still an annoying …
2008-10-18: The size and easy storage of the Wii console doesn’t get nearly enough credit. …
2008-10-17: At my first presidential rally snipurl.com/4h97c
2008-10-17: Impossible to guess the crowd, but it reminds me of when James Brown played down here. …
2008-10-17: Nothing line a little @theroyale lunch to cap a nice rally.
2008-10-17: Wow, they really are saying 100k: “his biggest crowd ever at a U.S. event” - tr.im/fkw
2008-10-16: Trying to think if I regret not knowing about the ben folds concert, even though I’m pretty …
2008-10-16: Bring on the robocalls! I can’t imagine that does anything but push people away from your …
2008-10-16: Oldest Mattress Day: 3/20/1998 OMD 3864. Thanks, @smiller for the calc of the date you’d be …
2008-10-15: Apple did too good of a job pitching their previous Titanium look. I’ve gotten several …
2008-10-15: Oldest Mattress Day - 4/2/1998 OMD 3850 (Put your money under your mattress April 2nd of ‘98 …
2008-10-15: Acquiring some yard signs to do battle with my neighbors.
2008-10-15: I’m assuming the next iPhone will be ‘brick’ aluminum style. I wish I had time to …
2008-10-14: Anyone know if you can use a second monitor on a MacBook as your primary display? (Using the …
2008-10-14: Thought about buying the MBP on my iphone for the principle of it but gave up on configuring it.
2008-10-14: Today’s Oldest Mattress Day is OMD 3869. If you’d put your money under your mattress or …
2008-10-13: Having to force myself to go to sleep so I don’t stay up all night playing World of Goo on the …
2008-10-13: 1 thing I love in IE: You can drag/drop images into Photoshop. Right-click/Copy-Image is more …
2008-10-13: The economy’s bad? Buy a new laptop! All I have to do is think of a great idea and use the …
2008-10-13: Frustrated to have to get a glossy screen, but I was on the fence about it anyway. I just wanted a …
2008-10-12: Ok, we’ve got ply it forward implemented in one of the Woot office bathrooms. (The other …
2008-10-12: Oldest mattress day: January 6, 1999 OMD 3568 plodt.com/_/omd Put your money under the mattress that …
2008-10-12: I’m getting freaked out a bit trying to shop for some mannequins for us to put ear warmers and …
2008-10-11: Ply it forward: I guess I’m paranoid - I don’t trust an already rolled out paper towel. …
2008-10-10: You know, I’m very commonly persuaded by a rant when it ends: “What is the problem with …
2008-10-09: I’m getting superstitious about my iPhone call connections now. I’m currently blaming …
2008-10-09: It is really amazing how fast you can get feedback on Google ads. I added DJI to ours and 1 hour …
2008-10-09: Today’s Oldest Mattress Day is February 20th, 1998. OMD 3878
2008-10-08: This Microsoft page: partner.microsoft.com/global/pr… is pretty funny-looking in Safari & …
2008-10-08: New record Original Mattress Day: March 13th, 1998. That makes today’s OMD 3863. Maybe Plodt …
2008-10-08: Snowman chorus line! ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃
2008-10-07: I’d hoped the Woot debate parody would’ve spread around a touch more, but I’m …
2008-10-07: The OMD (Original Mattress Day) passes the 10-year mark: July 17, 1998. Put your money under your …
2008-10-07: Ironically I can’t get adwords.google.com to work on Chrome. Back to Firefox for that.
2008-10-06: Slightly embarrassed to admit I just looked up “taking back the high life” video on …
2008-10-06: Today’s OMD (Original Mattress Day) is January 8th, 1999. If you’d put your money under …
2008-10-06: It’s shocking to me whenever anyone uses the world ‘paradigm’ non-ironically.
2008-10-05: Best campaign ad yet: tinyurl.com/4bozt3
2008-10-05: Currently, original mattress day (OMD) is March 12, 1999. (Stuffing money under your mattress on …
2008-10-04: Goal accomplished. It’s going to be tough to find excitement in the rest of the post-season. …
2008-10-04: Coffee pot decided to hold onto all it’s coffee till I pulled out the carafe. It’s just …
2008-10-04: Lazy Web: Greasemonkey filter to remove all the Mr. & Ms. from nytimes.com articles.
2008-10-04: Dukakis won West Virginia; however one Elector cast a vote for Dem. Vice-President candidate Lloyd …
2008-10-04: Geeking out on trying every vaguely reasonable possibility at 270toWin.com
2008-10-02: Wow, www.interviewpalin.com is fantastic. Really, really well done.
2008-10-02: Today I learned: example.com (and .net and .org) is reserved for use in documentation and not …
2008-10-02: Odd, my Election ‘08 app is now a Slate app that costs $1. Nice that my update to that is …
2008-10-02: 2 more things I learned - Thelonious Monk’s musical style was nicknamed, by his wife, …
2008-10-02: It’s odd that a Thelonious Monk album is cheaper because it has fewer songs than most …
2008-10-01: Reading up on “blue dog democrats”. Not sure yet how they differ from Libertarians.
2008-10-01: The official Obama ‘08 iPhone app is pretty fancy.
2008-10-01: I suspect most twitter users don’t realize putting an @ into a Tweet means (by default) no one …
2008-10-01: If you’re telling the world how great someone is, putting an @ in there messes it up. …
2008-10-01: Easy to check with someone following you, but not following me to see if they got that? I still bet …
2008-10-01: Ok, some of you are right, it’s undocumented, but where you put the @reply does matter. They …
2008-10-01: I’m glad to be wrong on this, as it was too hard to tell you all about @louiemantia ’s …
2008-09-30: I superglued my thumb to my cats paw tonight. Accidentally, I promise.
2008-09-30: Is there some place to look up the changes in a given iPhone app update? I forgot to check when I …
2008-09-30: I have only one care about post-season baseball this year: To see the Cubs lose. Decidedly, soundly, …
2008-09-30: 7 injured at Michelle Obama’s rally? The live video feed just seems to be someone dehydrated …
2008-09-30: The “Don’t vote” video feels too contrived and manipulative to me. I don’t …
2008-09-29: When can I opt in to update all my apps while I sleepand get emailed a changelog?
2008-09-29: Barney Frank for president in 2016. Search for “uncharacteristically nicely” if you …
2008-09-29: Lunchtime quandary: Which show would do better? DOC COPTERS vs COP DOCTORS.
2008-09-28: Irrationally excited that I’ll be able to get a TiVo for Directv in January!
2008-09-28: It’s hilarious that in 2008 people still think Domain A forwarding to Domain B indicates …
2008-09-28: I am pretty successful at convincing myself these big Dow Jones drops are great times to consider …
2008-09-28: Surprises me that Yahoo finances comes up before Google finances on searches like this: …
2008-09-28: I want an option in iTunes album view to only show completed albums, not all these ones I have one …
2008-09-28: Listening to Jazzy Jeff showing off his beat-box prowess by responding to The Fresh Prince’s …
2008-09-28: New stock-stat-term I invented: Mattress-Day - Date prior to today the Dow ended at or below this …
2008-09-28: Almost all mattress news today is about the bailout: tinyurl.com/3svqrm
2008-09-27: Weirdest 6 Flags entrance credit card receipt ever (McD? $0.10? Cash?) snipurl.com/3wezg
2008-09-27: I wish I’d had the foresight to hardboil 50 eggs today and bring them to a bar to share and …
2008-09-27: I Dreamt the Huffington Post started a new restaurant. Review: Tried too hard to be ‘down …
2008-09-27: Heading to the final Cardinals game of the season. I’m losing my ‘what to do if …
2008-09-27: No “fan appreciation” ticket at the final game? I guess the appreciation is over.
2008-09-27: Seat upgrade to Redbird Club! snipurl.com/3wy95
2008-09-27: The Cardinals took their hats off to the crowd, and then gave them away.
2008-09-26: Finally scavenged a bobblehead at the Cardinals game. snipurl.com/3vmby
2008-09-26: Going to watch the debate post-game. Tweets indicate laborious gabbing, no persuasion by either …
2008-09-26: Expectations for Palin are now so crazily low, she can’t help but beat them & …
2008-09-26: Why/how is it ok for Palin to be invisible tonight? How can any media let that go?
2008-09-26: McCain’s advisers have got to get him to start using younger curse words than horseshit. …
2008-09-26: Started discussion on if a volunteer can do anything effective & inoffensive: tr.im/3fh Best bet …
2008-09-26: Surprise Six Flags trip! About to ride the Evel Knievel. Next up, the Paul Newman Special (eat 50 …
2008-09-26: Amusement park enhancement idea: screamtrack, like laugh track for bad sitcoms. #priorart
2008-09-26: Surprised to be the only location-specific Tweeter in Eureka in the last 3 days.
2008-09-25: Why are all the poll blogs Obama-leaning? 538 PEC e-v. Are there any reliable, good ones that are …
2008-09-25: Twitter should track people who send exactly 140-character tweets. I might be in the lead, …
2008-09-25: I can’t believe -WaMu- er JP Morgan hasn’t yet changed “Feel the Whoo hoo!™ …
2008-09-25: If an mp3 lists exactly the same song length and has exactly the same # of bytes, it’s the …
2008-09-25: The only reason I might be more productive working from home: I’m super-efficient when I talk …
2008-09-25: I hope I one day have the guts to host and post a newsworthy legally-disputed video & state …
2008-09-24: It is true that my apps barely crash at all, but MobileSafari crashes daily, apparently on any long …
2008-09-24: Anyone know a good place to find vector universal people symbols?
2008-09-23: Wurdle update makes a fun game even better. Highly recommended for any worries.
2008-09-23: John McCain suspends his debate to solve the economy’s problems. What a superficial move. …
2008-09-22: It was fun to briefly see Woot-off show up on search.twitter’s trending topics.
2008-09-22: Awesome comparison pic in old article on the MoMA logo (& font) redesign: tr.im/27x The old logo …
2008-09-22: Playing with TypePad. I’m hoping it’s easy to get Twitter updates posted as blog posts …
2008-09-22: Trying out the tab-space method of sending a Tweet without realizing that…it would send out a …
2008-09-22: What happened where Twitter is now cutting off a lot of the updates? It seems new this week.
2008-09-21: It’s fun to see your stuff show up on other sites, even when you pay to have it there. New …
2008-09-21: What idiot put ok’d the Whoo Hoo!™ section on www.wamu.com (Washington Mutual)? “LOST …
2008-09-21: What idiot ok’d the Whoo Hoo!™ spot on www.wamu.com (Washington Mutual)? LOST YOUR HOUSE? KIDS …
2008-09-20: Funny/ironic: the only thing nearly illegible in the new Twitter design (using my old color scheme) …
2008-09-20: When they say “the bail out costs more than the Iraq war” you should hear “we …
2008-09-19: My iPhone app organizational technique is unstoppable: 1 Faves 2 Read/View-only 3 …
2008-09-19: Best Mistaken Email Ever: Complaining that I stopped uploading Family Matters episodes before I got …
2008-09-19: Ha! The featured app Tallycount’s screenshot appears to be an unlocked iphone (TMobile label)! …
2008-09-19: Blackhole reprieve - We’ve got another 2 months to exist now. I guess that means I have to …
2008-09-18: Wow, I really thought last year was going to be the last observance. I was sort of hoping.
2008-09-17: “And she said yes, she’d seen images somewhere of dinosaur fossils with human footprints …
2008-09-17: I have an iPhone app idea that’d be a great free app but failed pay app even at $0.99 or with …
2008-09-17: csrss.exe shows 2 million+ I/O reads. Is that normal? The HD is constantly churning. I Googled it, …
2008-09-16: I’m not sure I can stand following @kmov. It’s insane how many unexplained shootings …
2008-09-16: What’s the best RSS to IM tool?
2008-09-16: Totally bummed at (mis-)handling of the Yahoo Palin email hack. Done smartly, that could’ve …
2008-09-16: Google Chrome, don’t notify all tabs/all windows when I manually kill the Shockwave plug-in. …
2008-09-16: [Total geek] Seeing that tr.im was nearing the end of its 2-character shortcuts I put in my various …
2008-09-16: x.com used to just forward to PayPal. I see it’s PayPal Labs now. Seems like an insane …
2008-09-15: Claiming this idea: A feature-length documentary on pizza acrobatics & training for the pizza …
2008-09-15: David Foster Wallace fans may enjoy today’s www.woot.com writeup.
2008-09-15: I’m up for a little more Big Brother - AT&T, please know when I’ve already updated …
2008-09-15: I’m making use of the great Q&A sites today - tr.im/u2 and tr.im/u4
2008-09-14: [iPhone] Is it possible to buy a movie from my home iTunes without erasing all I bought from my work …
2008-09-14: My Woot account at Twitter is #31 out of 22,114 on twitter.grader.com (100/100). I suppose I should …
2008-09-14: It seems like every team has a pitcher at #38. Often it’s their ace. All Lou Gehrig fans?
2008-09-14: “A collaborative decision made to put [Brewers] in the best position for the final 2 weeks of …
2008-09-14: I suppose steve’s email address is now steve@me.com & no longer steve@mac.com. That must …
2008-09-13: Suicide by successful people is always shocking, but I guess there’s always a world of their …
2008-09-13: Got approached to be a model for a Rolling Rock ad, but turned it down since i’d have to take …
2008-09-13: Over 5 years of Restoration Hardware lighting sales I have successfully replaced all my Target house …
2008-09-13: Any suggestions for new gadgets / books / toys / games to put on my birthday wishlist?
2008-09-13: Online research seems to show Dryer Balls don’t do anything. Bummer, I liked the idea of 25% …
2008-09-12: JasonToon has the best Sarah Palin name: Hump Gizzards
2008-09-12: Happy the broken glass of Kennedy @theroyale has been fixed.
2008-09-12: Palin: Alaska “produces nearly 20% of the U.S. domestic supply of energy.” Fact: 3.5%. …
2008-09-12: What would happen if there was agreement to let factcheck.org review/approve political ads from both …
2008-09-12: Weird, according to a nearby Tweet a security guard at the Galleria (where I am) was beat up by …
2008-09-11: First sync/backup after the iPhone 2.1 update is still maddeningly slow, but maybe it’s just …
2008-09-11: Why are you not currently reading softdrinkreviews.blogspot.com ? You should be.
2008-09-11: Am I missing the setting somewhere that relates to SMS alert notifications? Seems like 2.1 is …
2008-09-09: The _ Theory: Hadron Collider causes Big Bang, destroys our universe & starts the next one. This …
2008-09-09: Best of Desmond Dekker is $2 at Amazonmp3 today! I feel like they’ve got something with this …
2008-09-09: Spore Origins is an extremely polished boring game that manages to be addictive without feeling …
2008-09-09: I wish the iTunes Genius playlist could make use of network shared libraries.
2008-09-06: Watching “kitchens of the future” I’m realizing my iPhone gets me 80% of the way …
2008-09-06: Dibs on the idea of my appliances having their own Twitter feeds! #PRIORART
2008-09-05: Just got 14th place globally in 1 min. Wirdle!
2008-09-05: Er, Wurdle, and from the look of the high scores, 5th best user.
2008-09-04: I believe I would say this even if I supported him: McCain is an awkward speaker. Lots of repeating …
2008-09-04: Bill Gates is no animated Superman. I liked it better with American Express.
2008-09-04: I wish I could edit my Chrome most visited. Multiples several sites (twitter.com & …
2008-09-04: It would be nice if obamataxcut.com could get some mainstream media coverage.
2008-09-04: [self-pimp] Stats can be interesting for pretty unexpected reasons: tinyurl.com/5ltt37
2008-09-03: Watching the RNC is a true endurance test. I can’t figure out this whole desk story. What were …
2008-09-03: Couldn’t stop myself from continual shouting at the tv.
2008-09-03: The Chrome User Agent mentions Mozilla, WebKit, KHTML, Gecko, Chrome, and Safari. Surprised they …
2008-09-03: AP Fact Check on last night needs to be more prominently reported: tinyurl.com/55794w
2008-09-03: Is ideal line-length on screen more than in print? 39 characters seems tiny, but is often …
2008-09-03: I believe I successfully shared my iPhone apps with @__ ’s iPhone. This is where other people …
2008-09-02: Another one-day to Dallas. It is getting easier at least.
2008-09-02: Gustav leftovers make for bumpy flights (though it’s hard to complain about that, …
2008-09-02: Dallas hurts my stomach, apparently. Heading home!
2008-09-01: Please tell me Google Chrome will match up exactly with Safari. I can’t take another testing …
2008-09-01: Chrome’s tabs are a bit disconcerting (weird to see no window title except a right-aligned …
2008-09-01: Crap, the campfirenow.com login page looks different in Chrome vs Safari, which means they’re …
2008-09-01: Tough to tell if it’d be more damaging (read: exciting) to the GOP to drop Palin or keep her, …
2008-09-01: Ok, Chrome’s not perfect: missing Ubiquity, having my bookmark bar on the same line as the …
2008-09-01: Not seeing any Chrome or Google results in the Woot Analytics browser list. Maybe tomorrow.
2008-08-31: I have to admit, it pretty well squelshes rumors of having had a kid 4 months prior if you have a …
2008-08-30: Hitting Boogaloo tonight, trying to ignore the ballgame now.
2008-08-30: In my dreams last night I had a little dog I’d named Chirgle. Maybe Chirgol. Where the hell …
2008-08-30: Googling for the placement of the tie bar is resulting in many answers of “in your …
2008-08-29: Karl Rove on VP Selection: A governor for 3 years. Mayor of the 105th largest city in America. Is …
2008-08-28: Feeling too sleepy to go to @theroyale post-speech party. Yes, we can; after I get some sleep.
2008-08-28: What causes someone to think “Trigger” and “Track” are good kids’ …
2008-08-28: Any good Labor Day activities I should check out in the STL area? @theroyale planning anything?
2008-08-28: Well, even though it’s still sad @MarsPhoenix will die shortly, he at least finally convinced …
2008-08-28: Looking forward to some Basil Spice Thai tonight.
2008-08-26: I was wise to hold off checking into Ubiquity before finishing up the rest of my major to-dos.
2008-08-26: Going to the @cardinals game tonight, so I guess I’ll get a less blurry look at beautiful new …
2008-08-26: Dreading seeing my sites in IE8 beta2, but moving ahead anyway…
2008-08-26: IE8 beta 2 definitely not as scary as beta 1. Still some pretty weird spacing glitches that …
2008-08-26: IE8’s accelerators are fairly similar to Ubiquity. They just need a command line interface.
2008-08-25: CNN has yet to fix their typo: “satellte”
2008-08-25: “sound from the floor” gauge is the dumbest news widget I’ve ever seen.
2008-08-25: I love that Mars Spirit and Oppy are 30-somethings compared to teen @marsphoenix in regards to …
2008-08-25: Anyone out there have a good Simplify Media account to share? I’m user: davebug, but I must …
2008-08-25: I suppose life is good when I get grumpy because of the lack of a shortcut gesture in the iPhone to …
2008-08-24: I like Display Fusion’s random pull from my Flickr, ‘til it fills my hard drive with …
2008-08-24: I feel like I’m coding blind when I have to work through Google Ad Manager and their …
2008-08-23: Just watched Pujoks take the batting avg lead @cardinals
2008-08-22: What song does albert pujols come to the plate to?
2008-08-22: Shazam tells me everyone but Pujols. Everybody says clap your hands?
2008-08-22: Tinyurls are all broken for me. How am I supposed to track down everyone’s critique of …
2008-08-22: How lame am I: I had a flying dream last night where I set up a sky banner advertising service.
2008-08-19: I need to get some content up on Geeklife in case some random people wander by in the next week.
2008-08-19: Discovered last night that hitting the red button while on an Olympics channel on DirecTV lets me …
2008-08-18: I’m surprised how few people realize you can just ‘touch’ the slider toggle …
2008-08-17: #gencon was great, but home is awesome. It’s yet another great thing about traveling.
2008-08-17: Ah, somehow accidentally trying to update iphone software with an older version of iTunes means I …
2008-08-14: Intrigued by the rubber ducky board game at #GenCon. snipurl.com/3gdwe
2008-08-14: I think that’s 8 soot shirts so far. Really surprised at the lack of Twitter activity at …
2008-08-13: Getting ready for Gencon trying to figure out which snarky tee to start things off with.
2008-08-13: At #GenCon, I’m the dork in the Woot launch shirt trying to figure out the 4e healing system.
2008-08-13: Anyone with a Woot shirt at #GenCon reply so I can find you and get a pic.
2008-08-11: Revision: ‘daily calendars’ of web sites are the new mouse pads.
2008-08-11: On my 2nd 3G iPhone. Hopefully this one doesn’t drop calls and double up my received SMS …
2008-08-10: I believe yesterday was the first time I learned of a celebrity death through an automated topic …
2008-08-10: Watching Bill Cosby death rumors profligate without any sources beyond “I heard.”
2008-08-10: Just realizing I used profligate instead of propagate. I blame Cosby.
2008-08-05: It pains me to non-ironically enjoy something Paris Hilton created.
2008-08-05: Our neighbors (& a visiting friend’s car) got TP’d on National Night Out.
2008-08-05: Local elections…Uh, that did not go so well. Can we get a do-over?
2008-08-05: This bums me out: tinyurl.com/5upzdb …I’d really hate to lose any of our mom & pop …
2008-08-04: Scary ever-shining Apple sign for awhile with 2.0.1, but turning it off for a couple minutes seemed …
2008-08-04: The 2.0.1 placebo pill is tasting great. It’s hilarious reading everyone’s …
2008-08-04: If local elections let you submit and vote on license plate designs I’d bet you’d see …
2008-08-04: I believe Google is often lying when they tell me “These terms only appear in links pointing …
2008-08-04: I believe all web content’s ideal format in print form is a page-a-day calendar.
2008-08-03: I need the @MarsPhoenix take on the chemical soil news: is.gd/1eI3 …I can’t parse the …
2008-08-03: Currently annoyed at current sportswriter’s meme: …
2008-08-01: Favorite iPhone app of the day: stanza book reader
2008-08-01: Wow. Wellston police chief & demoted police chief brawl, draw guns & the fight is broken up …
2008-08-01: Sad to start counting down to the Sept. 30th death of @marsphoenix …At least pretend …
2008-07-31: I just completed the first month (of my life, I believe) where I did not wear white socks. It feels …
2008-07-29: Biggest change in getting the new iPhone is helping @__ with her new old iPhone.
2008-07-29: My morning routine now includes checking summize/search.twitter for trending topics, since …
2008-07-28: Scrabulous, nooooooo! (Though I’ve long stopped logging in to facebook to play it, it’s …
2008-07-28: Pretty excited to see our site rank #1 on google for ‘shirt’. Funny that we’re …
2008-07-28: TWITTERQUAKE! tinyurl.com/5ojwjn
2008-07-28: The restore on my iPhone is on pace to literally take 8 hours. Is that normal?
2008-07-28: Are there any reviews out there analyzing the “dramatically improved audio quality” of …
2008-07-27: Extremely good luck we had the shirt.Woot party last night and not thunderstormerrific tonight. …
2008-07-27: AT&T’s network for upgrading/buying an iPhone has been nationwide down since yesterday, …
2008-07-26: Party @theroyale for shirt.Woot one year party. Get here if you’re not already.
2008-07-26: AT&T’s store network is down, nationwide ‘til tomorrow. Not inspiring confidence. …
2008-07-25: Searching for kid-friendly non-chain restaurants, vaguely near Grant’s Farm. (Centering on …
2008-07-24: From now on I’m getting my local news from @theroyale who’s getting it from @hisbarber. …
2008-07-24: I bet this question has been asked literally 1000 times a day for the last 60 years: Why is there no …
2008-07-24: My replies page is back, so now I can catch up on all the Japanese emoticons who accidentally @_ me …
2008-07-23: I wonder if Twitter is auto-determining that twitter.com/woot is a spambot, or just determining that …
2008-07-22: Just discovered wikilou.com. STL wiki, most filled out for bands, at first glance.
2008-07-22: Maybe this is too meta, but I’d like to ‘follow’ a Trending Topics twitter feed.
2008-07-22: Having a debate over this artwork a friend created is Anti-Obama or just clever comic-book …
2008-07-21: Convenient: paying for a parking ticket online. Inconvenient: Waiting ‘til they enter it in …
2008-07-21: Apple: “iPhone adjusts the screen brightness for current light conditions.” I …
2008-07-21: iPhone’s “ambient light sensor”…I need to test that out. I still …
2008-07-20: It turns out, installing an air conditioner is a very hot activity.
2008-07-20: Watching ESPYs on iPhone, but s3 errors made me switch to Dark Knight on my xBox Live (not in IMAX, …
2008-07-20: I suppose the early Monday emergencies should stop being a surprise. They’re better than …
2008-07-20: Congrats, @billstreeter, that’s awesome news!
2008-07-19: I’ve got Gordon Lightfoot’s Sundown song in my head and the lyrics are totally creeping …
2008-07-19: s3 down across the web. That’s why you’re not seeing Twitter pics & why we (Woot) …
2008-07-19: It’s really cool our developers (Luke) made a quick switch to move s3 product images back to …
2008-07-19: My iPhone app rss feed told me Friend Book is around, but…it doesn’t actually seem to …
2008-07-19: Very nice 3rd party Amazon services (including s3) status updates: cloudstatus.com
2008-07-19: Cool, s3 is back up, even for our basecamp site, which somehow lagged behind Twitter and Woot. I …
2008-07-19: So with this downtime, assuming s3 doesn’t go down anymore, they’ve lost a full 1% of …
2008-07-18: Heading to the zoo after realizing Grant’s Farm (RIP?) closes at 4pm.
2008-07-18: Oops, actually heading to the royale to pick up my cc left there last night.
2008-07-17: REJECTED wine label: Health claims are not permitted on labels. You must remove ‘sustains and …
2008-07-17: I want a search wildcard meaning “proposition”. It’d help when I’m trying to …
2008-07-16: Up entirely too early for another 1 day, 2 flight trip. Ugh.
2008-07-16: Watching my brother get his picture taken standing in a cooler, swinging Elvis’s head and I …
2008-07-15: Ugh, accidentally followed all followers. Now I have to figure out who I actually know and want to …
2008-07-14: Jott’s speech-to-text was comically bad…and then perfectly corrected itself a minute …
2008-07-14: OMG Jott is people! But really, I don’t get that business model, and it sounds like about the …
2008-07-14: I always forget to to my location tweete when I’m anywhere interesting. #bed
2008-07-14: I think the world is ready for an adult line of Garanimals.
2008-07-14: Gizmodo blank for anyone besides me?
2008-07-14: Twitter acquiring Summize is a great move, aside from the still-no-revenue aspects.
2008-07-14: One of the more pleasant simple-store fronts I’ve seen in awhile: www.taptaptap.com
2008-07-14: Looking forward to dining with wine.woot director tonight…hopefully Revival has a good wine …
2008-07-13: Iphone 2.0 battery time: 2.5 hours (but just because I’m playing kart racing that whole time).
2008-07-13: Anyone know when Busch Stadium naming rights expire? I’m pushing for Tums Park to replace it. …
2008-07-13: Back from the doctor where it almost literally went: “It hurts when I do this.” …
2008-07-13: Currently being serenaded with “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me” by a guy drinking …
2008-07-13: Does Axl hate Slash so much he’s trying to one-up his Guitar Hero III appearance with a …
2008-07-12: Using the Deck for ad-based free apps is detrimental to upgrades. The ads are too good.
2008-07-10: Just had a debate where two co-workers insisted the Arena had a checkered roof while it was the …
2008-07-10: Add me to the list of “This version of the iPhone software (1.1.4) is the current …
2008-07-10: Bizarre to have to sneak in the leaked 2.0 software because iTunes refused to recognize 1.1.4 …
2008-07-10: Drinks at that Par Bar. I expect to be sad it’s not the Hi-Pointe.
2008-07-08: I’m nailing a thesis to Adobe’s door titled “Disputation on the power & …
2008-07-08: My gf is probably the most excited about the new iPhone, as she gets my old one (quite an upgrade …
2008-07-06: Today’s was the 2nd baseball game ever that I’d rather not have gone to. Far too hot, …
2008-07-06: My new HDMI cables are drenched with the smell of smoke and old lady and it would take far more than …
2008-06-29: I’m super into ESPN showing each hitters avg at the current balls/strikes count.
2008-06-29: Viagra ads are hilarious on mute. Punchline: “see our ad in Golf Magazine.”
2008-06-27: Northwest kept us circling the airport for 45 minutes due to “weather” so they …
2008-06-27: the airport hand dryer had a sticker: “for a speech from a local politician, push here.”
2008-06-26: Pretty disappointed in Smash Bros. Lack of Wii features. Why not use the pointer to throw and shoot?
2008-06-26: Following favrdbot is a bit redundant since I seem to follow everyone who gets Favrd.
2008-06-25: Is the “watch in high quality” link on YouTube brand new? It’s great, but I want …
2008-06-25: At #Chuy’s for the last time ever?
2008-06-25: Bummed to see real evidence of Highway 40 closings killing mom-and-pop businesses.
2008-06-25: Good job of @Twitter to show us how much their reply functionality adds to the service, by taking it …
2008-06-25: I’m all for Bill Gates ridding the world of malaria, but can’t he start with IE6?
2008-06-24: I do not understand how my kitties can produce this much fur and still have anything left to poop …
2008-06-24: At what point did “predator” become a synonym for “pedophile?” It seems to …
2008-06-24: Switched medicines to get on Target’s cheap generics list. Hopefully I don’t die because …
2008-06-24: Girl Talk feels very gimmicky in appealing to my enjoyment of hearing a dozen familiar songs in new …
2008-06-24: LaRussa guilted me into filling out the stupid All Star ballot to try to get Molina in. Idiotic that …
2008-06-24: I believe voting multiple votes on the All Star Ballot are enabled in the hopes you will 1 time …
2008-06-24: It’d be fun to have a webApp name game: “mobile virtual space location browser” a) …
2008-06-24: Oh, I forgot about brightkite!
2008-06-23: Send me an @_ if you know of any sites that are wider than 1000px. Bonus points if they’re …
2008-06-23: Well, I don’t know if it counts, but Feedly gets a horizontal scrollbar if you are narrower …
2008-06-22: Wii Fit kicked my ass! Especially push ups with side twists.
2008-06-22: The kitties do not understand yoga & my explanations are not helping.
2008-06-22: [woot] Fun with the Obama T-shirt generator: tinyurl.com/5s7nol
2008-06-22: I find myself twitching a lot today. I wonder if it’s residue from Wii Fit balancing.
2008-06-22: I wrote an email with Chinese characters in it & now all my gmail ads are Chinese. I may code up …
2008-06-20: It’s annoying that most iPhone web apps start with m as it makes autocomplete worth less.
2008-06-19: I love believing Mars Phoenix is writing its own Tweets. Related: Mars Phoenix said …
2008-06-19: Massive lightning strike woke me up in the night. Must’ve been in the backyard, but no sign of …
2008-06-19: I love that communication is so easy/simple these days, you can get personal responses, and full …
2008-06-19: What the heck is NASA doing still using the Real Audio format, @MarsPhoenix ? I assumed everyone …
2008-06-19: Just back from seeing a friend’s tiny tiny new baby. We decided that the smallest thing in the …
2008-06-19: Katie’s pizzeria tonight. What’s with the flood of pizza places this year?
2008-06-18: Having fun watching 400+ Tweets about the woot-off so far: tinyurl.com/6qdw2t
2008-06-18: If you’re able to, vote for the squirrel! tinyurl.com/6o7b7l
2008-06-18: I have to stop following Twitter for the rest of the day lest @stl_cardinals ruin the game for my …
2008-06-18: Feels strange to voluntarily donate purchase money to a company named Illegal Arts, but maybe …
2008-06-18: Ah crap, I forgot to turn off my Twitter IM, so the game got spoiled. Oh well, doesn’t sound …
2008-06-18: Very nearly bought the infrared thermometer and the pistachios from Woot, but they were sold out …
2008-06-17: Heads up to would-be woot-burglars: our alarm is so sensitive, wafting curtains set it off, and the …
2008-06-17: Took a short walk to figure out what the hell that incessant tapping noise is. Turns out …
2008-06-17: I totally love these recipe grids: tinyurl.com/5u8gwh (scroll up a touch)
2008-06-17: Enjoying & retching at the same time: coolspotters.com
2008-06-17: Long-term procrastination solves most browser-compatibility issues. I’m not proud of it, but …
2008-06-17: Congrats @theroyale ! A good friend of mine just had a baby last night.
2008-06-17: Moral dilemma: punctuate (?) within dialogue quotes, as is proper in America, or outside the quotes …
2008-06-17: For all its quirkiness, Vista’s saved searches (Recently Changed) & general instant search …
2008-06-17: Surprised I was able to get username _ over at webmonkey/Wired.
2008-06-17: Ah, totally forgot about the Cherokee meeting, @theroyale …Any update on how it went?
2008-06-16: Annoyed at NBC’s leftside yellow vertical line. Isn’t there a useless petition to sign …
2008-06-16: I wish St. Louis could move to Illinois: tinyurl.com/5agrf3
2008-06-16: I finally got into firefox.com and…they didn’t even announce FF3 there? It still says …
2008-06-16: Debating on next license plate: Mushroom Conservation? Ducks Unlimited? Or Children’s Trust …
2008-06-16: So dumb. firefox.com: Http/1.1 Service Unavailable
2008-06-16: When you select “maximum” on the Illustrator jpeg exporter, it moves the dial to 8/10. I …
2008-06-16: Looking forward to Firefox breaking the Guiness record for emergency security patches sent out in …
2008-06-15: My first Tweet to make “the news”: xrl.us/tweet I randomly happened to see that on …
2008-06-15: Thinking on getting ping.fm to work for woot updates across all the various twitter-ish sites.
2008-06-14: Have to turn vibrate off as it knocks my phone off the nightstand.
2008-06-13: #buschstadium They hand out iPod touches to everyone with an intranet game stats app. Best apple ad …
2008-06-13: I’m glad I have free drinks for this horrible game. 10-1 in the 4th
2008-06-13: First sarcastic standing ovation I’ve ever seen.
2008-06-13: Standing O for Taguchi is really great.
2008-06-13: Longest manager protest ever? How/why do they justify throwing that pitcher out?
2008-06-13: Hanging out in the Cardinals press room. Amazingly quiet in here.
2008-06-12: Can we all agree it should be illegal to be on the phone while backing up?
2008-06-12: TV gets here tomorrow, back to hanging out in the living room, not the upstairs HOT guest room.
2008-06-12: Sometimes it feels like I’m living in a YOU WILL commercial.
2008-06-12: gf is @theroyale Take care of her while I sleep.
2008-06-12: Feeling a but left out of the whole pheltup thing, even though I hate that name.
2008-06-12: Awkward but humorously appropriate typo.
2008-06-12: Testing out twitterfone to see how the text to voice does works, i pretty impress and goes to my …
2008-06-12: Heh…well, twitterfone appropriately messed up as I was saying “I’ll be impressed …
2008-06-12: Looking forward to tonight: #buschstadium Champion’s Club, then #theroyale for gf DJ party.
2008-06-12: New theory: Fonzie always wore that black leather jacket (even while jumping the shark) because it …
2008-06-12: [Tim Russert, RIP] If you’re going to go, it’s better a day after your Italian vacation …
2008-06-12: 100 pages of Russert Tweets in 20 minutes: tinyurl.com/6q3mk7
2008-06-12: First time ever, hoping for a ballgame rain delay. (Fancy buffet, open bar, and nearby friends.) Oh …
2008-06-11: Note to saveab.com Anheuser-Busch sale protestors: baseball, apple pie, and beer are all actually …
2008-06-11: My mom just called to suggest I go out at 5pm and protest high gas prices.
2008-06-11: Not impressed with Urban Eats: expired chips, coffee-stained napkins, no soup made, & the cooks …
2008-06-11: Cool new google feature: Skip Intro link from the results page - tinyurl.com/6gqcvp
2008-06-11: Yahoo’s going purple again: l.yimg.com/a/i/ww/sp…
2008-06-11: Competing save Busch sites: www.saveab.com www.savebudweiser.com …one more and we can do a …
2008-06-11: During a hot night I got on my iPhone, ConsumerReported A/C units, PriceGrabbered one & bought …
2008-06-10: So turning on “protect my updates” means people not following me don’t get my @ …
2008-06-10: Debating if it’s more paranoia or arrogance keeping my “protect my updates” box …
2008-06-10: If you’re following more than 500 people, you’re doing it wrong.
2008-06-09: St. Louis streetview! The Arch pic is nice: xrl.us/bmtc3
2008-06-09: Just remembered: when my brother was 8 (and I was 5) he used the word “outrance” as the …
2008-06-09: Newfound CSS quirk: using a font shortcut property overrides a previously set line-height even if …
2008-06-09: People have thought Steve Jobs was sickeningly thin for years: xrl.us/thinjobs
2008-06-08: I discovered I’ve got Mohawk-Pattern Balding.
2008-06-08: I wonder if we did a BOC now if there’d be noticable delay in people noticing.
2008-06-08: I love that ‘flush headphone jack’ gets huge applause.
2008-06-08: What everyone’s wondering…how cheap? I assume $199.99 with 3 year contract.
2008-06-08: The longest month ever just began.
2008-06-08: I was so-so on Onesto. I guess I’ll give it another try.
2008-06-07: Why does the iPhone think I mean davenu when I type davebug? & how can I get it to stop?
2008-06-07: stuffed from Basil Spice (the restaurant, not the herb).
2008-06-07: Finally did The Great CD Purge. Much sadder than I expected.
2008-06-06: Stayed home, sick of all the rain… And it stopped raining.
2008-06-06: Did Clinton hire Obama’s speechwriter for that one? Nicely done.
2008-06-06: I am much more likely to use a web service if I get a good username (I’m dave over at …
2008-06-05: Tornado warning or tornado watch? I can never tell.
2008-06-05: Longest rolling thunder I’ve ever heard.
2008-06-04: I should never be awake before my 80-year-old neighbor.
2008-06-04: Longest lines I’ve ever seen at Lambert airport. Everyone traveling to celebrate Accordion …
2008-06-04: home again home again…
2008-06-03: Mentally preparing for the 6:55am flight tomorrow. Ugh.
2008-06-03: First fly-in, fly-out same day tomorrow. It’s totally unsettling to not pack anything at all.
2008-06-02: I fear I’m bad luck for the Cardinals. Lost 3 of the last 4 I’ve gone to.
2008-06-02: I like some aspects of plurk, but unless Twitter pulls a Friendster & never ramps up their …
2008-06-02: did someone say free beer?
2008-06-02: I do believe that is my first meal by Tweet. Thanks, @theroyale for the beer: …
2008-06-02: If you curse once are you ‘foul-mouthed’ or is there some quantity (or maybe frequency?) …
2008-06-01: TV shoppign: Struggling to find the store that will provide a middle ground between getting the best …
2008-06-01: Canceled TV order from a questionable site & bought from a slightly less scammy one. …
2008-06-01: I would’ve been more likely to use plurk if I’d managed to get _ as my username. I did …
2008-06-01: A random guy walked in & basically demanded to use our phone. Now he thinks I’m an ass, as …
2008-05-30: Major dilemma: flat or glossy when repainting the home office?
2008-05-29: Any thoughts on where to review 50-60” plasma TVs, and where to ultimately buy one?
2008-05-29: Today, zero of the top 10 viewed YouTube videos are from Japan. Recently it was 5/10. Weird that …
2008-05-28: Does Yadier know he’s wanted by every woman in Busch Stadium?
2008-05-28: All in one IE version Tester! tinyurl.com/33oh6q
2008-05-28: Just typed in: lolcathost
2008-05-28: Is there a way to assign keyboard shortcuts to the Too Presets I’ve configured in Photoshop …
2008-05-27: D&D 4e PHB PDF!
2008-05-26: New fact I learned on this last trip: “The La Brea Tar Pits” translates to “The …
2008-05-26: tornado warning!
2008-05-26: I was hoping to see a little bit of a funnel, but we didn’t even get the green sky around …
2008-05-24: Going to the Cardinals game tomorrow (in LA). MLB Ballpark #7! #
2008-05-23: Why don’t college women’s softball teams wear caps?
2008-05-21: It feels so amazing when you go from acceptance that you’ve lost something forever, to …
2008-05-21: OH: The New York Times from 100 years ago looked amazingly like Craigslist does today.
2008-05-21: Holy crap, The Jeffersons are on iTunes! I need a bigger iPhone.
2008-05-20: I find, when you try Twitter multiple choice polls, the vast majority of responses don’t pick …
2008-05-20: Twitter is less “What are you doing?” and more “What are you thinking?” now. …
2008-05-20: American Airlines charging $15 for checked baggage…The overhead compartments are just about …
2008-05-20: La Tropicana “imported specialty foods” semi parked outside my front window is making me …
2008-05-20: Why can’t there be amusement park maps not done in a cartoon, caricatured style? (I want an …
2008-05-20: New favorite single-serving domain: www.thingsididlastnight.com
2008-05-19: Why can you say “at night” but not “at day”?
2008-05-19: My Wii Fit is on its way! Sadly, my TV languishes for its 6th week in the repair shop.
2008-05-19: Perhaps a sign the Cardinals still have alco-issues: Pitcher Flores on the San Diego explosion: …
2008-05-18: I assume there’s no way to know if any of my Tweets have been favorited…Unless I make …
2008-05-18: Another week, another attempt to start on things I was supposed to have finished last week.
2008-05-18: Finding exciting, fun reasons to get much better at SQL.
2008-05-18: WHOA. Babelfish is Yahoo! now. When did that happen!?
2008-05-18: Wikipedia added “In 2008, this service was renamed Yahoo! Babelfish.” 6 days ago, so I …
2008-05-17: Already sick of cleaning up the house, and I haven’t even started.
2008-05-17: [cleaning day] Enjoying the new streaming radio iPhone options (flytunes.fm). Could previously only …
2008-05-16: Preparing for a picnic, hoping the potential of rain scares away all the competitors while leaving …
2008-05-16: I’m going to LA next week for the 1st time. Must-see/-do stuff? I’ll be braving …
2008-05-15: Walking home with my iPhone upside-down against my ear - so I can listen to podcasts without …
2008-05-15: 1st thought: Too bad a cool idea (release your music video with greenscreen) was wasted on a hokey …
2008-05-14: CNN Headline T-Shirt or Indie Rock Band? tinyurl.com/6rrj5k (Digg it if you dig it.)
2008-05-14: Having serious trouble finding time to even start the project I was hoping to have finished this …
2008-05-13: Fox MW: Why do you think it’s ok to squish the picture so we can see your scroller?
2008-05-13: My left thumb muscles won’t stop twitching. It actually woke me up this morning. C’mon, …
2008-05-13: What are you doing?: figuring out what this twister (www.twisternow.com) thing is. …
2008-05-13: Chicago overturned their Foie Gras ban. Too bad. It seemed amazingly progressive. California banned …
2008-05-13: Some joker brought his 24-inch iMac to the local Bread Co. / Panera: …
2008-05-12: WTF HAIL?
2008-05-12: Disappointed the Twitter IM bot doesn’t seem to spit out all the tweets.
2008-05-12: Away since 12:17PM.
2008-05-12: Lunch at Southwest Market. Mmm…free super hot chocolate chip cookie.
2008-05-12: Sometimes Earth sucks: “2 chemical plants in China collapsed releasing 80 tons of toxic liquid …
2008-05-12: I can’t remember the last time I watched a movie in the theater. I wish I was rich enough to …
2008-05-12: Just started getting some random twitters to my phone. Double-checked the setting and it’s off …
2008-05-11: Trying to figure out why I like buffets and like Chinese food (even of the hole-in-the-wall variety) …
2008-05-11: Idle since 12:40PM.
2008-05-11: Best STL value - Greek: Apollonia on Gravois.
2008-05-11: Looking for an experienced web designer to basically lead design at Woot (with me). Know anyone in …
2008-05-10: Remember to call Mom. Heading to Bar Italia, though these insane winds mean we have to skip their …
2008-05-10: The worst thing about the Cardinals is that it’s basically impossible to wash red & white …
2008-05-09: In ur Royale spinning ur records.
2008-05-09: weird twitter iPhone bug - vertical, horizontal, vertical again makes text much bigger.
2008-05-08: Bizarre celebrity news of the day: Grease / Taxi star pulls a knife on Noel from Oasis: xrl.us/ukwtf
2008-05-07: I’m calling this Ball Park Opening Day, but there won’t be much to say for another 45-60 …
2008-05-07: Just signed up for brightkite. Username? ___
2008-05-07: More stupidity with saucecafe.com dress codes: Laid Back vs. Come As You Are…which is more …
2008-05-06: Know a good b&b or small hotel in LA? (near rancho cucamonga I think?)
2008-05-06: Staying at the Hotel Casa 425 in a few weeks. Hope its not a rathole.
2008-05-06: Just noticed: My Google Calendar Email Alerts are going directly into my Gmail Spam folder.
2008-05-05: I’ve never seen a play like what Pujoks did tonight. Wow. Now if only he isn’t hurt.
2008-05-05: If Microsoft really wanted to compete with Google, they’d try to buy Amazon.
2008-05-05: Trying out new Onesto pizza place.
2008-05-05: Not trying Onesto as it’s not open for some reason.
2008-05-05: Turns out Onesto is closed on Tuesdays. Maybe they should have some sort of sign suggesting what …
2008-05-05: Needed: keyboard shortcut to make a regular layer from the background layer in CS3. I guess I have …
2008-05-05: Yesterday at 6:25am, there was a 2.7 earthquake centered THIRTEEN MILES FROM MY HOUSE: …
2008-05-04: Just back from Cardinals game. They’re 7-2 so far for ones I’ve attended (counting 3 …
2008-05-04: awful AWFUL headache woke me up in the middle of the night. I hate you, head.
2008-05-02: Someday I will not have to look up the Pratt knot how-to. (Kentucky Derby party prep)
2008-05-02: whoo derby! I think a bar derby party is the worst way to actually watch the race, but it’s …
2008-05-01: frequent 500 errors here, but getting through occasionally.
2008-05-01: Still reading Moby Dick. It’s good, but just difficult to finish.
2008-05-01: Excited about working with Civilization video game people on a derby: xrl.us/civrev but bummed …
2008-05-01: Sauce restaurant reviews have dress code categories like: Dress to Impress and Look Spiffy. I …
2008-04-30: Fox replayed the Cardinals game but then lists the final score in the scroller at the bottom. Dumb.
2008-04-30: Shirt derby voting campaign, if you’ve ever bought a woot: tinyurl.com/5wv8y3
2008-04-29: All pajama’d up.
2008-04-29: Fairly obsessed with earthquake.usgs.gov these days. They need a twitter account.
2008-04-28: not quite enough layers for the game. It’s 3 days to May!
2008-04-28: bikes & bigwheels left in the front lawn=neighborhood going up or down?
2008-04-27: Twitter has been semi-responsible for aiding two roadtrips so far. Thanks @kopper and @theroyale for …
2008-04-27: layers, layers and more layers for the Cards (baseball) game tonight.
2008-04-24: I missed the aftershock as well. Even though it seems to have taken place while I was photographing …
2008-04-24: Roadtrip to Chicago! Anything I should make sure I go to?
2008-04-23: Revival - stl restaurant, highly recommended. (where king louie’s used to be)
2008-04-22: Fattening up this month, so next month I can ‘prove’ that Wii Fit successfully helped me …
2008-04-22: Oops, woot twitter feed broke 8 days ago, somehow. Maybe related to that Twitter outage/flood, I …
2008-04-21: People alternately think Woot is entirely 1 person or a team of 5,000. Sometimes the same people.
2008-04-20: I missed last night’s earthquake. Bummer. I was even awake at that time. Barely.
2008-04-20: I suppose I could use @iquit to try to stop various other bad daily habits besides smoking.
2008-04-20: Best homophone I learned today: liquorice / lickerish (greedy)
2008-04-20: [woot] Happy to win Webware 100, but confused at a few obvious errors in the award landing page. Fun …
2008-04-18: I can’t believe this sport name is not a joke: SuperMotard
2008-04-17: Woken up by an earthquake. I considered whether maybe ghosts actually existed and were shaking my …
2008-04-17: AFTERSHOCK. (very minor)
2008-04-17: Google’s pretty quick at indexing blogs: xrl.us/aftershoc…
2008-04-17: Every phone vibrating sound, every person stomping down the hallway, every truck driving by causes a …
2008-04-17: Uh, is www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com down for everyone or just me?
2008-04-17: El Burrito Loco por El Primo con mis amigos.
2008-04-11: It snowed. A tiny tiny bit but still, what’s it doing snowing in mid-April?
2008-04-10: The only bad thing about my username is I get ‘replies’ from all the Asian folk using …
2008-04-09: Photoshop color-shifting solved: xrl.us/cs3colors and earlier: xrl.us/cs31 - Someone needs to punch …
2008-04-09: I’d like to see a Twitter graph of the increase in discussion of canceled flights.
2008-04-08: Debating trying to figure out fixes for FF3 and IE8 or waiting for later betas.
2008-04-08: Safari (Windows) does amazing HTML resizing of images. We’d save huge amounts of work if …
2008-04-07: Twubbled, and now I’m following all your friends! Creepy, eh?
2008-04-07: Twubble 2. Add friends 3. Re-twubble 4. Add new friends 5. Panic when SMS flood starts. 6. Rush to …
2008-04-06: Mustache party mugshots: xrl.us/stache
2008-03-28: ‘Stache Basche ‘08 starts at 9pm!
2008-03-27: watching The Great St. Louis Bank Robbery. Terrible movie, but really fun to see the location shots.
2008-03-17: So it rains a ton and my basement’s bone dry. Other times it drizzles and I get a stream down …
2008-03-10: Moby Dick, p236
2008-03-09: TV is broken. It’s quiet. So very very quiet.
2008-03-04: I got username “dave” at CNN’s new digg rip-off site: beta.ireport.com …The …
2008-03-01: Oops, mustache party’s on the 29th of March. email dave at woot if you’re interested and …
2008-03-01: Debating going to see the punk marching band thing tonight.
2008-03-01: Murdoch Perk’s southwest omelet is excellent. I hear the French toast is great, too.
2008-02-29: Thai cafe. Spring rolls. Tiki drinks. Movie stars.
2008-02-29: GENTLEMAN: START YOUR MUSTACHES. 3/26 mustache party. Last year’s: xrl.us/bgzps
2008-02-27: If you pay attention to when you’re full, eating out is actually pretty cheap. Considering you …
2008-02-26: Tip: The Pratt knot is almost always the right choice: xrl.us/bgs9v
2008-02-26: Why are all rotating-view-of-the-city restaurants so 70s? Still…great view, decent food. …
2008-02-26: My stalker…er…friendfeed is 90% my twitter feed, but what the heck: …
2008-02-23: Looks like a solid half-inch of snow here. I didn’t see that coming at all.
2008-02-22: cheap family Italian tonight on the hill.
2008-02-22: Thai Pizza Co. Weird and very tasty.
2008-02-17: Back from an amazing b&b: fireplaces in the bedroom and bathroom. Jacuzzi and hot tub. LLAMAS.
2008-02-14: My beard is going to get to just-not-itchy stage when I have to shave it. Oh well, there’s …
2008-02-08: El Burrito Loco tonight. Mmmm tasty Primo.
2008-02-08: Today I get to move tons of books from one place to another. Fun!
2008-02-07: First time as a client in a web development company meeting. Very very weird.
2008-02-06: I do not understand “10% of Republicans identify themselves as liberals.”
2008-02-05: Simultaneously obsessed with and hating SuTues coverage.
2008-02-05: People who voted for Edwards or Giuliani today should lose the right to vote in November.
2008-02-05: It seems clear that the twitter vote is hugely Obama.
2008-02-05: I hate how much the media push who “won” each state when it’s not at all a factor …
2008-02-04: OMG the Woot front page product pics are 7% larger! It’s imperceptibly amazing! Mostly, I made …
2008-02-03: Tin ceilings (at Adriana’s, specifically) are amazing, though I hear they drip molten metal on …
2008-02-01: Go out for tasty Indian food or stay home with warm fire. Ugh!
2008-02-01: Conan should ditch his writers for good.
2008-01-31: Just calculated: you have to be 50 to have voted without Clinton or Bush on the ticket.
2008-01-31: 8 inches of snow here. Luckily it’s very fluffy and relatively easy to shovel. Fingers crossed …
2008-01-31: Giving up on clearing the car out. Time to walk to work.
2008-01-30: Finally checking out Coffee and Cigarettes.
2008-01-30: c
2008-01-30: Coffee and Cigarettes was somehow both pleasant and uncomfortable.
2008-01-28: CNN wins “least crap on the screen” during tSotU
2008-01-28: Apparently cops don’t bother coming by within an hour for car full of drunks, throwing whiskey …
2008-01-28: New Twitter resolution: I will only pimp woot stuff for diggs, at most, twice a month.
2008-01-28: If anyone is ‘following’ someone who has entertaining or informative Twitter updates, …
2008-01-28: I’m changing woot product pics to be multiples of 16x16, due to some almost superstitious …
2008-01-27: I’m biased but today’s Woot podcast is worth a listen: tinyurl.com/2e3pgn and, if you …
2008-01-26: Making clay pots and drinking hot cocoa at the art museum.
2008-01-26: Coolest new old thing: fuddling cup (and cousin - puzzle jug).
2008-01-25: I thought I’d outgrown furniture shopping at Target, but their stuff just gets better.
2008-01-24: Petite Sirah is the best.
2008-01-24: Searching for innovative visual indicators to construct informational hierarchy.
2008-01-23: Finally fixed a stupid css layout issue on Woot that’s been around for something like a year. …
2008-01-22: Never hungry again, thanks to El Burrito Loco. Oh, you crazy little donkey!
2008-01-22: ¼ through Moby Dick and Ahab finally shows up.
2008-01-21: Debating how much more of the debate I can watch.
2008-01-21: It turns out reheated pizza goes great with a nice bottle of Cabernet.
2008-01-20: Hoping the Wootable awards get dugg up to justify another CES trip next year: tinyurl.com/2pe37x
2008-01-20: Yay, we made the front page of digg. Now I get to do this all again next year.
2008-01-19: Bored, but tired. Sleepy Saturday, but I was due for one.
2008-01-19: First attempt at homemade banana pancakes: Success!
2008-01-18: going to check out Rooster’s new digs and menu.
2008-01-17: introducing a new cat to my current two. Fun times.
2008-01-15: Switching my woot SMS alert from saynow to twitter (finally). Should motivate me to do a no-woot-off …
2008-01-15: Frustrated there’s no “turn notifications off for all” prior to selecting a few …
2008-01-15: Woot SMS attempt 2. I’ll know tonight.
2008-01-15: Hooray, the Woot Twitter SMS alert worked as advertised. Now on to bugging our developers to do a …
2007-12-04: Last minute trip to Dallas. Someday I’ll actually find the cool parts of town. I mean besides …
2007-11-26: A full week of work (the first in the last 5). How will I survive?!
2007-11-24: Watching 3 football games in 3 days (for the 1st time in my life, I bet)
2007-11-12: Just back from a trip to (through) San Francisco, where I saw nothing/no one. Heading to (through) …
2007-10-18: Forgetting about phone calls I’d helped plan.
2007-08-22: Anyone know of a 37signals-style Inventory Control application?
2007-07-24: On a direct challenge from a co-worker, hoping to get this to the front page: tinyurl.com/365yml …
2007-05-31: Sleep and other deprivations are starting to kick in.
2007-05-16: My cats need to learn about Daylight Saving Time.
2007-05-11: Dead. Tired. From Hockey.
2007-05-08: The Woot office started our banana split diet today.
2007-05-07: Finished Photoshopping boobies onto digital watches.
2007-05-06: Stuffed with lunch and boba tea paid for by an eBay autographed Woot hat sale.
2007-05-01: skipping the rock because I forgot to get dinner.
2007-05-01: Still sleeping.
2007-05-01: Spending points on iilwy
2007-05-01: When is it next not wet out?
2007-04-29: May go to The Gore Gore Girls with Left Arm tomorrow night.
2007-04-24: Back from SFO. Did not step foot within SF limits, sadly.
2007-04-18: Panicking about work prior to vacation.
2007-04-15: Feverishly booking stuff for upcoming Memphis, San Francisco trips.
2007-04-12: Cleaning up work for the impending arrival of the school kids on the field trip.
2007-04-12: Woot Tour a moderate success. No phone-book tearing, sadly.
2007-04-11: Printing out the YoLaTe tics. Hunting for opening band mp3s.
2007-04-11: Finally getting an estimator in for a long overdue bathroom remodeling.
2007-04-10: Thinking I finally got the AIMBot updating to work.
2007-04-10: Growing my playoff beard: tinyurl.com/3yqako <tinyurl.com/3yqako>
2007-04-09: Playing with the Twitter AIMbot.
2007-04-09: testing this IM thing out.
2007-04-09: Updating via AIM.
2007-04-03: Very nearly finished watching every Freaks & Geeks episode (again). What next?
2007-04-02: Failing to figure out Twitter IM stuff.
2007-03-27: Just back from Dallas. Working on making the house cat-pee-stink-free.
2007-03-27: Pink != Magenta : pink RGB [255 | 192 | 192], magenta RGB [255 | 0 | 192]
2007-03-27: Hanging out with friends, who happen to be America’s Next Top Models, and on TV and …
2007-03-21: Going to sleep. Don’t break woot.
2007-03-21: Heading to The Roots tonight. Still be not breaking the Woot, please.
2007-03-20: Must, must, must get some HTML done today.
2007-03-20: Hanging out with friends (ok, ok, while watching America’s Next Top Model). I’ll be …
2007-03-19: More twitter/woot work. www.twitter.com/woot will be back up and running, “officially” …
2007-03-19: Enjoying the slightly faster twitter. Not getting the work done I’m supposed to be getting …
2007-03-19: Ratatat? Royale? Or Wii/TV at home? I think I already know the answer.
2007-03-19: Ah, back online. Whew. Off to El Paisano for some Mexican food, then perhaps trying to survive Rue …
2007-03-19: Having fun working out twitter/woot combo moves. Needing to go to bed, though.
2007-03-18: Researching nearby cities for potential weekend road-trip fun.
2007-03-18: Reading the Lowlife Guide to Memphis, for a future road trip.
2007-03-17: Heading to El Burrito Loco to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. (Everything with guac!)
2007-03-17: A little of the roller hockey, if I can just wake up a bit more.
2007-03-17: Enjoying a beer and the last bit of a Spring Training baseball game. Can’t wait for the …
2007-03-17: Cards win! Maybe an afternoon viewing of 300?
2007-03-16: Breakfast, hopefully at Goody Goody.
2007-03-15: Happy Life with friends (Indian food!)